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Author Topic: The dreaded EAS  (Read 5611 times)

I am always amazed anyone married can punt. Any relationship I've been in, if I've ever come close to cheating the OH has usually sussed out something is wrong before I've even done the dirty on her.

The sheer fucking deviousness it must take to be married and punt regularly never ceases to amaze me.
It really isn't very difficult,I work in London and punt during the week,my wife never visits London and rarely bothers me at work,what is amazing about that?

It really isn't very difficult,I work in London and punt during the week,my wife never visits London and rarely bothers me at work,what is amazing about that?

One day the smallest mistake will ruin your life - a long blond hair on your shirt, then all these questions from your wife...

Anyway, good luck to you with punting! :hi:

One day the smallest mistake will ruin your life - a long blond hair on your shirt, then all these questions from your wife...

Anyway, good luck to you with punting! :hi:
Thanks for that positive thought  :hi:,I will take my chances...

Offline tonysoprano

It really isn't very difficult,I work in London and punt during the week,my wife never visits London and rarely bothers me at work,what is amazing about that?

She's never checked your phone or internet etc? She doesn't notice anything about your behaviour or mood..She just doesn't have a clue that you fuck other women. No offence but I'm tempted to say she must be thick as pig-shit.

She's your wife, spends very night with you and she has no idea you regularly fuck lots of other women. I can't get my head around that.
Banning reason: Troll

She's never checked your phone or internet etc? She doesn't notice anything about your behaviour or mood..She just doesn't have a clue that you fuck other women. No offence but I'm tempted to say she must be thick as pig-shit.

She's your wife, spends very night with you and she has no idea you regularly fuck lots of other women. I can't get my head around that.
Punting phone mate which never comes home with me,as for internet obviously i delete it though i have to be careful about WhatsApp chats with mates and deleting those

As for punting it is purely sexual for me  so it doesn't affect my "mood" as you put it so there is nothing suspicious about it really

Offline DG

One day the smallest mistake will ruin your life - a long blond hair on your shirt, then all these questions from your wife...

Anyway, good luck to you with punting! :hi:

After my fortnightly meet with my regular yesterday, I got home and found a long blonde hair on my shirt; I felt great about it tbh :lol:
Banning reason: White-knight

After my fortnightly meet with my regular yesterday, I got home and found a long blonde hair on my shirt; I felt great about it tbh :lol:

I feel great as well - when i find her hair, glitter and perfume on me. I'm single!  :dance:

Offline DG

She's never checked your phone or internet etc? She doesn't notice anything about your behaviour or mood..She just doesn't have a clue that you fuck other women. No offence but I'm tempted to say she must be thick as pig-shit.

She's your wife, spends very night with you and she has no idea you regularly fuck lots of other women. I can't get my head around that.

My missus asked the other day why I always delete internet history and changed the password on my phone. I told her it's because some things are private, even in a marriage. I know she suspects, but having explained to her how I feel and what I would do if she didn't do something about it, so I'm past caring about what she thinks.
Banning reason: White-knight

My missus asked the other day why I always delete internet history and changed the password on my phone. I told her it's because some things are private, even in a marriage. I know she suspects, but having explained to her how I feel and what I would do if she didn't do something about it, so I'm past caring about what she thinks.

If i would be you i wouldn't say some things are private. I would tell her about all these internet identity thefts and security threats: trojans, viruses, spyware, keyloggers, ransomware and more  :wacko:

Offline tonysoprano

Fair play to you guys then for pulling it off, I've never been married so i don't think i could get away with it. Seen a couple of mates cheat on their wives and they both got caught out eventually so it's not easy to get away with it if you're punting regularly.

Banning reason: Troll

I feel great as well - when i find her hair, glitter and perfume on me. I'm single!  :dance:

glitter + perfume  :scare: . . . this should be banned. OHs can spot/smell this at 50 yards. Message to all SPs - NEVER WEAR GLITTER.

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glitter + perfume  :scare: . . . this should be banned. OHs can spot/smell this at 50 yards. Message to all SPs - NEVER WEAR GLITTER.

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I'm free as a bird - i love glitter. And love bites on my neck  :wacko:
 :hi:

My missus asked the other day why I always delete internet history and changed the password on my phone. I told her it's because some things are private, even in a marriage. I know she suspects, but having explained to her how I feel and what I would do if she didn't do something about it, so I'm past caring about what she thinks.

Geeze why are you even doing this. Browse normally for ordinary stuff. Never delete your history. But when browsing dodgy stuff like UKP or AW, use 'private browsing'. Always close your private windows and cookies, history etc is deleted automatically. This way you keep a non-suspicious history. If you ever make a mistake, just delete that day's history, or even just that site. Google and just learn some stuff ;)

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I'm free as a bird - i love glitter. And love bites on my neck  :wacko:
 :hi:

 :scare: bites - nooooooooo.

Seriously though, for those of us who've got clipped wings, unlike freebird here, if you're ever cornered, use the old mates dragged me lapdancing excuse. They always have perfume and glitter, and, whilst not good, it can be recovered from much more easily than the shagged a whore line. That one won't work me thinks ;)

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Fair play to you guys then for pulling it off, I've never been married so i don't think i could get away with it. Seen a couple of mates cheat on their wives and they both got caught out eventually so it's not easy to get away with it if you're punting regularly.
I had an affair once and got rumbled within a couple of months  :wacko: , hiding punting is a walk in the park in comparison...

I had an affair once and got rumbled within a couple of months  :wacko: , hiding punting is a walk in the park in comparison...

+1, though I didn't get rumbled and kicked her into touch when it got a bit serious.

tcm

Offline azrael

You have my symphathy OP, at one point ir another it happens to the best of us especially if the wg is very good at her job and they only see you as a punter/cash cow. Best advice i can give is move on find another wg to punt with, i've done it on five different occasions when i've felt like getting eas.  :drinks:

+1, though I didn't get rumbled and kicked her into touch when it got a bit serious.

tcm
i actually had my first UK punt during the affair, I blame me becoming a punter on her too :D

Offline ATMIV

This did happen to me once.  It was tough to get over.  It wont happen again.

I think the key reason why it happened was because the girl was very sweet and nice to me.  Openly talked to me about her private life, her family, her problems, etc. Made me feel special and that it could maybe be more than a sexual/financial relationship. When you start to like someone as a person and also have amazing sex with them regularly its hard not to get EAS.

But like everyone else says - she never had sex with me for free LOL. It was just her way of running her business and trying to be a good service provider.

Nowadays if I get a hint of it happening again I find a way out fast.  I wait until she does something I don't like and use that as my excuse to let go.  I recommend you think of the things that she has done already that you know means she doesn't really care about you, and use that to help you get out of it.

Cheers!  :drinks:

+1 - excellent post!
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Hawkwind71

I joined this thread to give NF some EAS support. Then I left the thread for a few days and it turns into a discussion about how not to get caught out by the OH.  :thumbsup:

Fantastic thread, loved all the comments. My OH thinks we are happily married. We live in an area where the nearest WG is 70 miles away. I go away on 'train spotting' holidays, the wife thinks I sit on some hill somewhere watching trains go by all day.  Perfect cover, so far. She can't stand the hobby and never joins me. Glad for me to be out of the house for a week.

Everything I get up to is stored on my password protected tablet. Again no risk so far cos my OH struggles with technology, just watches youtube and sends emails. It's so easy for me that my only demon is my own carelessness like not turning the tablet off.  But the more relaxed I am about it, the less she suspects.

By the way OP reading about your EAS  WG. I agree, read her new fb, see how many other guys she is shagging after you. Great therapy, I still check the fb of a girl I used to see. She's currently being fucked to oblivion. Great therapy.

post her AW link and I will go over there and bang the shit out of her

haha, I feel the same....who is she?

Going back to the original topic, Scott Fitzgerald said "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."

I can perfectly easily consider that a girl wants to get money off you and also enjoys your company. I had one like that for twenty years. She was called my wife.

When I look at how much she cost me I would have been better off renting than buying.

Offline normal_guy



Fantastic thread, loved all the comments. My OH thinks we are happily married. We live in an area where the nearest WG is 70 miles away. I go away on 'train spotting' holidays, the wife thinks I sit on some hill somewhere watching trains go by all day.  Perfect cover, so far. She can't stand the hobby and never joins me. Glad for me to be out of the house for a week.


Do you have a notebook?

Hawkwind71

Do you have a notebook?

Samsung Galaxy. Spent my working life on Windows so it behaves very similarly. Stores hotlist, itinerary, hotel bookings, UKP and AW bookmarked, saved pages for offline reading. Fully password protected. Not 100% safe but close as.

Sometimes EAS can be reciprocated and the prossie actually likes you too but this has to be bloody apparent and normally initiated by the girl saying it. But then once something develops strap yourself in because you are probably going to ride the scariest roller coaster of turmoil and anguish.
At the moment I am suffering a huge crush on my tattooist.  Even decided to get another tattoo today instead of punting.  I know she wouldn't have a clue I like her and she know way fancy me as I am probably older than her parents. Now at least if it's a wg you have the opportunity to shag her I have no chance. Gonna have to stop getting tats after today and come back to reality of aw and porn hub I realise. Strange thing is getting tats is probably costing me more than punting now and I still feel horny after but can't punt because of the open wound for a couple of days


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