Best thing said to you by a WG

[subzero]

After my second visit to a popular girl in my area , we started texting each other a little .

Her - ".... Sex with you is fucking awesome ! You really know how to fuck me ....
        I don't have a bf or partner at the moment . Would you be interested in a sexual relationship with me ? "

I didn't know I had any special skills, and wasn't trying hard to please her , but to please myself .

It was nice to hear ! )

We had a troubled , tempestuous relationship for a few months , and it ended.

[Boundless]

A lady I'd seen a good few times, we got on well I thought. She was always complimentary, prefacing every compliment with "I don't say this to everyone but...."  She would ask what I'd been doing, where'd I'd been etc. She seemed to genuinely like me. That was okay, but then one time she said "I think I'm falling in love with you." 
When she said that, I lost all interest in her, I never went back.  It's not because I thought she was lying, it was just that I was worried that if she might be telling the truth then maybe she shouldn't be a woman I should be paying to have sex with.   
I can't help thinking a prostitute's instincts would tell her not to say things like that.

It's a funny thing punting.
I see a regular and we get on really well, she has said that she couldn't bear to think of not seeing me again, which I take to mean that she likes the fact that I pay her. The last few times have been very passionate and intimate, but here's the strange thing. Half of me wishes for the day that she'd say "I think I'm falling in love with you" as it would be a terrific ego boost, however, the other half of me is dreading her saying something like that because I know that it would have to be the end. I'm a firm believer that a relationship with a WG who is still working is doomed to failure and anyway, I'm not in the market for a relationship.

[19jammy]

Years ago I used to see a woman in Leeds, who was divorced with 3 kids, she told me that we. With me was great because it was the one time she could guarantee to get off.
Recently a girl said she was glad she'd picked up up the large condoms, I told her I bet she said that to everyone, she was adamant it was true & proceeded to bounce up & down on me.

[The Beano]

While using a doxy on herself, "put a condom on and fuck my arse" nearly asked her to repeat it in case I heard wrong!
TB

[Highlander]

Best Recently - "it's nice to have something good to look at at work"

Worst Recently - " I need to talk to you, I'm pregnant and it's yours" 

[HappyandLucky]

Best Recently - "it's nice to have something good to look at at work"

Worst Recently - " I need to talk to you, I'm pregnant and it's yours" 

That deserves more of an explanation if you're happy share. 

[johnny34]

Worst Recently - " I need to talk to you, I'm pregnant and it's yours" 

So, is there a little Highlander on its way?

[Topgun]

Just after she first opened the door to me she was looking at me as if she was genuinely a bit confused then she asked "are you a male escort?"
I was like... no but I wish lol

That above quote was with an escort about 7 years ago.

And last night, I met another escort. She was saying something about clients, and mentioned about some clients are good looking... like you (me). The look in her eyes when she said it she was very very genuine. I thought - lol? really?
These days im a bit on the fat side I know I'm not good looking any more.
Guess she's had a fair few much worse men than me.

[Denhamhoop]

Time with you makes up for all the other punters who I don't enjoy

[SUMO61]

You need a larger sized condom, you're a bit bigger than average.

[tonysoprano]

'You won't need that this time'

After I took my wallet out. Very nice 

[Expl1cit]

Top 3 comments from WG's.

1.  Post punt as we were getting dressed she said; "that was the best fuck I've had all day".  It was an 11am punt! Made me laugh anyway.

2. She said "What am I supposed to do with that" looking at my floppy penis after several minutes of trying to get him aroused before Round 1, which was followed by "whats wrong with you, this has never happened to me before, i'm hot" and then she ran off to the bathroom crying before coming out a few minutes later saying "I don't care how long it takes, i'm not leaving until you come" before riding me for England to the inevitable conclusion. 

3. She politely said, "not my arse baby" as I accidentally almost slipped in the wrong hole.  I asked why she was so calm and she said "you are too vanilla to do that on purpose"

[anonyorks]

After 20 minutes of ro leading to her having a ridiculous orgasm "I should pay you or offer a reduced rate for 30 minutes of that with 30 minutes of sex". Funnily enough she's never taken me up on either when I asked 

[Monsieur69]

2 different whores.
"You're quite good looking in a funny way! "
Me " I need to loose a few pounds in the gym"
Her" You're in good shape- you should see some of the bodies that come in here"

[bristolqwerty]

Mixed feelings really
Thai escort : "yeah I'll do anal if you're not too big". Quick massage then "yeah that's fine". Had a good ssession but left feeling ......

[MrBridger]

Mixed feelings really
Thai escort : "yeah I'll do anal if you're not too big". Quick massage then "yeah that's fine". Had a good ssession but left feeling ......

Yeah I've had that too. Sort of 'good news bad news' situation.

[hendrix]

At least a similar thread on UKE explained why I never got any compliments. I didn't care whether the prossie enjoyed herself (I liked squirters, but for my pleasure not theirs) and I almost never did RO

I'm so fluffy

[Marmalade]

I like almost anything they say to me as long as it's in their own time and I haven't needed to walk out the door.

Hats off to a punt a few weeks ago... she gave me the appointment at a late-ish time at my request, even though she was planning to go out to meet friends for a drink afterwards (I think that was possibly true though it could have been another booking... but same difference...) I finished five minutes before the end of the appointment time and felt like relaxing for a few minutes (this on a 30-minute punt). We lay chatting and ran over for a good ten to fifteen minutes. The punt was quite good if not perfect, but I admire and appreciate the good will.

[fredpunter]

After a recent meeting in which I'd enquired whether the young lady had any fantasies she hadn't yet fulfilled I got a text message from her asking if I had any such fantasies followed by the words "id do anything for you". I immediately replied with a suggestion to which she responded "apart from that".  Can't say I blame her 

[socks]

After a recent meeting in which I'd enquired whether the young lady had any fantasies she hadn't yet fulfilled I got a text message from her asking if I had any such fantasies followed by the words "id do anything for you". I immediately replied with a suggestion to which she responded "apart from that".  Can't say I blame her 

I'm sure I speak for many when I suggest you can't leave us hanging like that! Do tell 

[Steptoe]

After 10 mins giving oral to a lady today I decided to give her a bit of a rest (for a bit  ) but was told no, no don't stop, don't stop - and 5 mins later had my head clamped between her thighs as she wriggled, squirted and quite obviously reached a climax.  After 2 mins mutual rest I received a big kiss and she said "thank you".  Nice.  We carried on with other things for the rest of the hour. 
Suzie, Thai Massage Wirral
External Link/Members Only 
Report will be written when I'm back from hols

[fredpunter]

I'm sure I speak for many when I suggest you can't leave us hanging like that! Do tell 

I wouldn't like to say, it wasn't really a serious suggestion anyway. And I already knew she wasn't sincere about "doing anything for me" cos she had declined to take it up the bum only half an hour earlier!

[Perrier]

Whilst in doggy - "Put your finger up my arse when you're ready to cum"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79051.0

[stratman]

To Me:
'OMG!!!  You should be in porn!!! '

[rubric]

To Me:

"Do you like my cousen?" (deliberate mispelling to simulate a Spanish accent)

Which led to an afternoon of enjoyment- courtesy of two girls who used to work at the now defunct Creme De La Femme.

[WelshClipper]

All gone !!!

[Sparquin]

Nicest one this year "Even my boyfriend cannot make me cum like that".

[Bangers and Gash]

''what's wrong wit' you man, you fuck like an animal''

''come in my mouth and I'll give you £50 back''

 

[boardyhell]

did you put that  thing in a grow bag ( i wish)

[russell sprout]

So, is there a little Highlander on its way?

That's not possible. There can be only one! 

[ness4]

"Don't you dare cum yet" said while taking a pounding in her arse! 

[j122]

after a discussion about anal.... How can I tell me child Santa hasn't come because mummy's been destroyed by anal and hasn't been able to work since 

[Donnie69]

You don't have to pay!  Not had this one for many years.

[texasjapan]

Wg "your cum don't taste bad or good just neutral,  so don't worry that'll stay on the menu"

Fuckin love it when a girl swallows

[Strokemeplease]

Chinese masseuse "You have very handsome cock."

[the_exile]

Chinese masseuse "You have very handsome cock."

A Chinese girl told me "You have strong cock", well I thought it sounded nice.

[willmo1]

Thanks after she had counted the money and it was all there.

[Ali Katt]

You make a change from the ugly ones.

[fartknocker]

A very pretty young Japanese (?) girl, after giving me a good massage, looked at my cock and said it was really big, which it's not. Then she compared it to her wrist and there wasn't much difference! She did, of course, have lovely slender wrists. I felt pretty damn good that day!

[ablaze]

damn....your like a machine, im gonna have to go home early today....

[Midlane]

I arrived for a 1 hour incall during which she sucked, fucked and DFK'ed me into an oblivion of uncontrollable, leg twitching, roaring orgasms

She then impishly quips, "If you give me another £50 you can stay all night"

I did

And am very happy to say I didnt get much sleep

I'd come, fall asleep and then be woken up with her attached to some part of my anatomy working her magic once more

Was pleasured practically every 30 mins to an hour in between dropping off to sleep all the way through until the morning

She completely drained me of body fluids over the course of around 10 hours

And then we enjoyed a shared shower when morning finally arrived

Probably the best punt of my life, a punt I will never forget, and I doubt will ever be repeated

Maylo?

[Marmalade]

Offhand, probably "cth cth cth" as student Lanya was doing deep throat gagging. 

[bossdrum]

After a bit of teasing - "Shut up and just fuck my arsehole!"

[peter jb]

Maylo?

Maria? - got to be thai, knowing bill's tastes- sounds too energetic for maylo. If it was , all I can say is - lucky lucky bastard !
Come on bill don't leave us hanging - I'm sure she won't mind being named- probably long since retired .

[Nagilum]

I have a few that made me chuckle

"What are you the karma sutra?"
"Anal? No way you would kill me!"
"You really fucked my brains out"
"Ow, owwwww, I need to retire"

Bonus angry one

"You will not destroy my pussy!!!" *snarl

[JJJ]

'Your GF is a really really lucky girl'
'Nice cock'
'Could I save your number?'

[tilt8890]

That'ss a lottt!!! how cum?? 

[rg41]

You always make me cum

[hendrix]

When compared to my experiences, this is such a weird thread

[howrude]

There was a milf i regularly used to see. She looked sophisticated but once stripped she was utter filth. And the best thing she used to say was "Let's see your cock juice". And she would see my cock juice that bit sooner.