Best thing said to you by a WG

[spkmstr48]

Something linked to my post above, but which probably belongs in the 'worst things' thread, from a different WG:

I jokingly said 'you don't mind doing anal with me because I've got a tiny cock'.

Of course the correct response would have been 'don't be silly, it's huge'.

What she actually said was 'don't worry, I've seen smaller ones'.

I think she meant well, but it wasn't quite what I wanted to hear.
 

Along similar lines

Me: my cook's not that big

WG: it's the perfect size

 

[BeesKnees]

"You've got a very suckable cock"

I asked what she meant and she said it wasn't massively long (I'm average) and the thickness was comfortable for her mouth. Got me extra hard as she was a pornstar and I know she's blown some monster cocks

[Loftus]

A couple stand out:
" Yes, everything's included for £100 "
...and " Jenny needs milk...I'm hungry, give Jenny your milk, feed me " when holding the camera and ready to pop in Jennifer Pussy's mouth when she was in Wembley.
Both magic sentences to my ears.

[fredpunter]

best thing said to me recently was after I'd handed over the advertised amount she counted it and gave me some back explaining "you qualify for regulars rates" 

[threechilliman]

"You've got a very suckable cock"

Very recently I had something similar. 'You've got a very pretty cock'. Made me think of this thread!

tcm

[vw]

Do you mind if I use that for an hour ?

In response to my Semi after a 15 min BJ.

[tazz]

Once in my early 30's an english women who had been on the game for 8 years and very popular in Soho who is older than me and who was coming up to retirement, she didnt mention it but i suspected it may be the case said "we need to get you a girlfriend" and at the end of the session asking why dont you stay longer and be my hot water bottle. I wasnt into talking in hints at the time, an alien thing for me and didnt realise she meant she wanted to go out with me, had seen her twice before over the 8 year period.

[tilt8890]

I was on a punt recently and she said that my knob had grown to a massive size - now I know that I am no giant in that department, probably below average, but it was good to hear and I smiled.  She then said she was going to use an extra large condom so as not to restrict me!  Now I knew that she was being a good professional and just saying all that to make me feel good, but despite knowing it was rubbish it worked, I felt great and performed like a stallion!!

Yes I know she says that to all the guys...

Violetgrayxxx when she just sucked me off & when I came in her mouth, she swallowed the lot and said ''My Breakfast'' that was so hott

[milfwklover]

'You should've mentioned in your email you had such a big cock' - I don't but still hard not to feel a boost after hearing it!

[Cuntminion]

'You should've mentioned in your email you had such a big cock' - I don't but still hard not to feel a boost after hearing it!

I always send pictures before a meet so sp is not shocked about my cock when I arrive

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His name is Toby he just likes to watch

[milfwklover]

I always send pictures before a meet so sp is not shocked about my cock when I arrive

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His name is Toby he just likes to watch

[Quesadilla]

I always send pictures before a meet so sp is not shocked about my cock when I arrive

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His name is Toby he just likes to watch

So he likes to watch primates at it! That bestiality shit is extreme man!

[MrBridger]

If he just likes to watch does that make him a cockold?

[Cuntminion]

If he just likes to watch does that make him a cockold?

Like the way you think

 

[Hawkwind71]

Best for me fingering wg she was hopping like frog loving she said she was" now not fit for purpose " lol my mates now call me "The fingerer " lol

I have to know who this was. If you have a link please share. One of life's goals.

[bristolqwerty]

I'm starving, fancy a bacon butty.

I know this is an euphemism but for what? 

[RedKettle]

I was looking down at this attractive young woman with her month full when she looked up gave me the sexiest look I have ever seen and said "You have a lovely cock" and got back to work.

I know she says it to all of you - but that did not stop it being great.

[Cuntminion]

I was looking down at this attractive young woman with her month full when she looked up gave me the sexiest look I have ever seen and said "You have a lovely cock" and got back to work.

I know she says it to all of you - but that did not stop it being great.

Depends innit, if having a lovely cock is a thing for you

I don't care if ma cock is lovely , as long as its not green, hanging off , body popping

[RedKettle]

Depends innit, if having a lovely cock is a thing for you

I don't care if ma cock is lovely , as long as its not green, hanging off , body popping

Good point - but for me having a young attractive woman saying that works a treat!

[slow and low]

Got told a few times on a punt my stamina for getting prolonged owo is impressive.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I recently saw a girl I hadn't seen in 3 years, but she recognised and remembered me.

And when I went down on her, she said after a couple of minutes "ah yes, I remember you being good at that" 

[pierrot]

I was down on one lady she groaned, writhed and told me I must have been a lesbian in a previous life.

[hendrix]

Honestly, nothing ever. No compliments that I can recall.  Which is why I retired   

[Cuntminion]

Honestly, nothing ever. No compliments that I can recall.  Which is why I retired   

Really not even one?

[redt4]

Mine must be in a duo when spanking one girl hard said to the other one fancy the same treatment, she replied

' naughty girls get spanked on the ass,   dirty girls get f***** in the ass '

Then she lubed up and invited me in .............

[MrBridger]

Honestly, nothing ever. No compliments that I can recall.  Which is why I retired   

I very much doubt that H. All those times with MissKDD and she never paid you a compliment? Doesn't sound like the girl I met. Maybe her actions spoke louder than her words?

[hendrix]

I very much doubt that H. All those times with MissKDD and she never paid you a compliment? Doesn't sound like the girl I met. Maybe her actions spoke louder than her words?

Honestly, never! Always very pleasant and friendly of course, but I don't recall anything said that was a compliment of the type in this thread.

[hullad]

I had one girl a couple of weeks ago who given me a brill BJ and I just had to return the favour.

After about 20 minutes of her screaming the place down she asked " who is paying who "

[ness4]

I have had "i love you" before from a regular a few years ago....I haven't been back since

[squeezebox]

After a booking I had a text from a WG once that said.."you looked like the cartoon character Garth"

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Great I thought...Well muscled, blond wavy hair..chiseled strong jaw line....

Re-read text later on..."you looked like the cartoon character Garfield"....  I replied..so did you!! 

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[sticko]

After a booking I had a text from a WG once that said.."you looked like the cartoon character Garth"

I get Steve Martin quite a lot.  Great, right?  Funny, charismatic, successful... No actually, I'm just grey

[two20]

No words as such, because she couldn't speak as was busy doing a service she said she never does. I took that as a huge compliment.

[slow and low]

After a booking I had a text from a WG once that said.."you looked like the cartoon character Garth"

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Great I thought...Well muscled, blond wavy hair..chiseled strong jaw line....

Re-read text later on..."you looked like the cartoon character Garfield"....  I replied..so did you!! 

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  nice one

[johnnyboy61]

At the end of the punt. We've had some great sex, but she has quite a sense of humour:

Her: You certainly know your way around a woman's body!
Me: Yes, I think inside I must be part woman, because I seem to enjoy the same approach to sex.
Her: Believe me, you're one hundred percent man!

A short while later (and I think we're joking, but there might be a little mutual EAS going on).

Her: If I had met you at a different time and place then perhaps....
Me: Yeah, and if I were thirty years younger.
Her: No, you're in your prime.
Me: (stifling laugh) Yes, OK, but when you're in your mid-forties I'll be mid-seventies!
Her: That's OK, I'll have got rid of you by then for a younger man. Well at least I'm honest!

[Stainford]

^ LOL i cringed when I read that

[johnnyboy61]

^ LOL i cringed when I read that

Yeah, well I think it was mostly tongue in cheek on both sides.

[taplow]

A lady I'd seen a good few times, we got on well I thought. She was always complimentary, prefacing every compliment with "I don't say this to everyone but...."  She would ask what I'd been doing, where'd I'd been etc. She seemed to genuinely like me. That was okay, but then one time she said "I think I'm falling in love with you." 
When she said that, I lost all interest in her, I never went back.  It's not because I thought she was lying, it was just that I was worried that if she might be telling the truth then maybe she shouldn't be a woman I should be paying to have sex with.   
I can't help thinking a prostitute's instincts would tell her not to say things like that. 

[Ali Katt]

A lady I'd seen a good few times, we got on well I thought. She was always complimentary, prefacing every compliment with "I don't say this to everyone but...."  She would ask what I'd been doing, where'd I'd been etc. She seemed to genuinely like me. That was okay, but then one time she said "I think I'm falling in love with you." 
When she said that, I lost all interest in her, I never went back.  It's not because I thought she was lying, it was just that I was worried that if she might be telling the truth then maybe she shouldn't be a woman I should be paying to have sex with.   
I can't help thinking a prostitute's instincts would tell her not to say things like that.

I think you're right, but there are a few that would say that if they thought they could get another few bookings out of you.

[password02]

A lady I'd seen a good few times, we got on well I thought. She was always complimentary, prefacing every compliment with "I don't say this to everyone but...."  She would ask what I'd been doing, where'd I'd been etc. She seemed to genuinely like me. That was okay, but then one time she said "I think I'm falling in love with you." 
When she said that, I lost all interest in her, I never went back.  It's not because I thought she was lying, it was just that I was worried that if she might be telling the truth then maybe she shouldn't be a woman I should be paying to have sex with.   
I can't help thinking a prostitute's instincts would tell her not to say things like that.

As you are no longer seeing her about a link? OR even better a review? You have been a member here since April 2014 and would welcome a review to break your review duck?

[Cuntminion]

A lady I'd seen a good few times, we got on well I thought. She was always complimentary, prefacing every compliment with "I don't say this to everyone but...."  .

Pretty much means she says it to everyone

If genuine wouldn't have to give it an intro but she seems trying to empathise whatever was said to you next as important

Just tactical bollocks that

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

A lady I'd seen a good few times, we got on well I thought. She was always complimentary, prefacing every compliment with "I don't say this to everyone but...."  She would ask what I'd been doing, where'd I'd been etc. She seemed to genuinely like me. That was okay, but then one time she said "I think I'm falling in love with you." 
When she said that, I lost all interest in her, I never went back.  It's not because I thought she was lying, it was just that I was worried that if she might be telling the truth then maybe she shouldn't be a woman I should be paying to have sex with.   
I can't help thinking a prostitute's instincts would tell her not to say things like that.

Yes, in some ways, with the very best of girls, it's actually reassuring in a strange way to know you are paying for it.

That way, you can make a clear distinction between reality and fantasy. If you ever thought it was truly reality then you could be completely fucked emotionally.

And yes, a review would be helpful. 

[Timmy2]

Link this heathen 

Said to me recently…. Could end up being the best thing said to me  “I can’t see you anymore, it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the UKP members if I saw you.  UKPunting is such a dirty horrible site……”


soz for delay

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=67881.0

Raddy

[Ray1347]

Been there left happy I'm in building trade as well she ask me to do the shower for her what did she give in return to you said 3 gusto what did she offer mate cheers

[ivorbach]

"I would rather shit in my hands and clap".

Had to respect that.

[big-paul-86]

you can come see me everyday your tongue is magical
 

[Sonny Crockett]

I take ladies calling me crazy as a compliment.

[Boundless]

Been there left happy I'm in building trade as well she ask me to do the shower for her what did she give in return to you said 3 gusto what did she offer mate cheers

I don't understand. 

[MrBridger]

I don't understand. 

+1. Punctuation might help but still not sure.

[MrBridger]

"I would rather shit in my hands and clap".

Had to respect that.

Than what?????

[milky112]

Asked did you cum?

'I've came 3 times already'

Made me feel very good