Best thing said to you by a WG

[RedKettle]

I was on a punt recently and she said that my knob had grown to a massive size - now I know that I am no giant in that department, probably below average, but it was good to hear and I smiled.  She then said she was going to use an extra large condom so as not to restrict me!  Now I knew that she was being a good professional and just saying all that to make me feel good, but despite knowing it was rubbish it worked, I felt great and performed like a stallion!!

Yes I know she says that to all the guys...

[RedKettle]

Then there was the one who said the punt was free - oh no that was just a dream!

[FLYING BLUE]

Me - where can I cum (during owo)
her - anywhere you like!!!

[threechilliman]

After giving one girl a particularly vigorous seeing to, we had to move the bed back to where it had come from. As we did so, she looked me in the eye and said 'You're a proper good fuck you are, you could fuck for England!'

Made me chuckle....

tcm

[charming_red]

I suppose the only good thing said is when I was going in mish and she was moving her hands on my arms and chest and said how muscular I was.

Working out does make a difference I guess 

[peewee]

That's the biggest one I've ever seen.

[galcom666]

Oh wow your cum is delicious.

[Goofy85]

One of the very well reviewed on UKP London girls told me: "You're the best I've had this weekend".

True or not, it was nice to hear.

[nigel4498]

You might be getting on, but you fuck like a steam train.
Hence the avatar

[Markus]

You came in my hair (said after cheekily slapping me on my thigh)

[StevenS]

"No the time in the shower isn't part of the booked time"

[Convince Me]

Bloody hell, how far can you shoot; (seconds later) it's on the headboard how am I going to clean that off?

[dantheman]

Thanks for that, My ass is on fire.

[CaptainRoscoe]

"You don't look like you have Ebola"

[Terry 7 incher]

She to Me "You have the best 7 inch lolly pop I've ever tasted. I could suck it all day long"

Me to Her "Thanks...but don't talk with your mouth full".

[ATMIV]

Lauren Foxx:-
After receiving a somewhat generous facial looked in her mirror
"Now I'm impressed"
Picked up her phone
"Quick take a photo.......I have got to have that in my gallery!"

[Jeremy]

You might be getting on, but you fuck like a steam train.

You take hours to get ready, need to be well lubricated or your parts get worn, and when you do get to work it's all hissing and clanking?

[vt]

"I love you!" ...I'm sure it was the heat of the moment, just after I'd given her an explosive orgasm, but nice to hear anyway!! 

[BillGoldberg]

I arrived for a 1 hour incall during which she sucked, fucked and DFK'ed me into an oblivion of uncontrollable, leg twitching, roaring orgasms

She then impishly quips, "If you give me another £50 you can stay all night"

I did

And am very happy to say I didnt get much sleep

I'd come, fall asleep and then be woken up with her attached to some part of my anatomy working her magic once more

Was pleasured practically every 30 mins to an hour in between dropping off to sleep all the way through until the morning

She completely drained me of body fluids over the course of around 10 hours

And then we enjoyed a shared shower when morning finally arrived

Probably the best punt of my life, a punt I will never forget, and I doubt will ever be repeated

[nigel4498]

You take hours to get ready, need to be well lubricated or your parts get worn, and when you do get to work it's all hissing and clanking?

Sounds about right but once I am fired up there's no stopping me.

[Punter Griffin]

Going for doggy, I joked 'I can never find the right hole', her 'If you get the wrong one, you'll fucking know about it!'

[yorkshire123]

I'm starving, fancy a bacon butty.

[nigel4498]

I'm starving, fancy a bacon butty.

Fancy a sausage between two babs  myself.

[Curious6705]

It's so hard it's like stone!

Unfortunately it was my chest she was talking about - I was going through a gym phase and she was trying to massage it.

[gwilliam]

Best for me fingering wg she was hopping like frog loving she said she was" now not fit for purpose " lol my mates now call me "The fingerer " lol

[Stiltskin]

One of the very well reviewed on UKP London girls told me: "You're the best I've had this weekend".

True or not, it was nice to hear.

Early Saturday morning?

[PD11]

I've had two girls have me back for free. That was alright.

[Sedlmayer]

I was playing with a girl who I was seeing quite regularly - just gently stimulating her anus with a fingertip - when she asked if I wanted to do anal. Never done it with her before, so I said yes, knowing it was an extra.
After giving her a really nice bumming and filling the condom, I went to give her the extra fee for anal.
"Oh no", she said "It was my idea, so you don't need to pay extra" 

[SamLP]

A few girls have their own nickname for me and they've saved my number under the chosen nickname. I haven't had freebies thrown in like some other members but generally get complimented a lot. Sometimes you can't hide the excitement in a girls eyes when she sees a regular she likes, and a few have shown it so I leave a gap before booking them again to safeguard any EAS. One well reviewed girl whispered she loved me after I had finished one time. Flattering as it was I pretended I didn't hear her. In her defence she probably meant she liked me as I had fucked her well and truly good.

[Sedlmayer]

A few girls have their own nickname for me and they've saved my number under the chosen nickname. I haven't had freebies thrown in like some other members but

generally get complimented a lot. Sometimes you can't hide the excitement in a girls eyes when she sees a regular she likes, and a few have shown it so I leave a gap before booking them again to safeguard any EAS. One well reviewed girl whispered she loved me after I had finished one time.

Flattering as it was I pretended I didn't hear her. In her defence she probably meant she liked me as I had fucked her well and truly good.

 

[Ben4454]

''You look like the type of guy who could easily get a girl pregnant''

Dunno what to make of that one lol

[SamLP]

Very kind of you Sedlmayer

[Anadin]

I don't know if they're all lying to me cause I suppose it's highly likely but being pretty self conscious about the size and length of my penis (blame porn) it's been nice have several providers in a row say that my member is quite thick and a couple have insisted I need XL condoms. I don't worry about it's size anymore.

[fredpunter]

I am wondering if wgs obtain their supplies frim somewhere that marks all johnnys as extra large to bolster the punters ego. I couldn't help but notice that the packet of a johnny used on me recently was marked extra large, which is ridiculous. Pullovers, shirts, etc, extra extra large, but other bodily parts are normal at best.

[Anadin]

I am wondering if wgs obtain their supplies frim somewhere that marks all johnnys as extra large to bolster the punters ego. I couldn't help but notice that the packet of a johnny used on me recently was marked extra large, which is ridiculous. Pullovers, shirts, etc, extra extra large, but other bodily parts are normal at best.

I've very occasionally had normal condoms be a bit tight (usually passante ones) but usually everything else fits fine particularly durex. I just googled it and according to External Link/Members Only "Guys with girth bigger than 5.1″ (130mm) should use a larger condom" so you don't have to be huge.

[kingkong]

A few girls have their own nickname for me and they've saved my number under the chosen nickname. I haven't had freebies thrown in like some other members but generally get complimented a lot. Sometimes you can't hide the excitement in a girls eyes when she sees a regular she likes, and a few have shown it so I leave a gap before booking them again to safeguard any EAS. One well reviewed girl whispered she loved me after I had finished one time. Flattering as it was I pretended I didn't hear her. In her defence she probably meant she liked me as I had fucked her well and truly good.

I think they have the skills to do that with many many punters. The best prossie will be a great actress.

[Clooney]

"Have a shower and a glass of wine if you like. Your time doesn't start until I have your cock in my mouth"

[dezzatheblue2]

Been told numerous times I have a big cock and amazing tongue, true or not it makes you feel good 

[cylon]

Would you like your money back? 

[Bangers and Gash]

''your a really strong fuck'' 

[squeezebox]

"Have you got a girlfriend? If not, why not?" (If I answered that, not sure where that could lead)

"I'm gonna make you cum 3 times today"  (going some in an hour for me)

"Make me gag with your cock and make me cry"  (First one easy, second one..the wallet's in car)

[Clooney]

I also remember the legendary Russian sex goddess RoXXy at a Maxes Angels party about ten years ago, when we were having intense, deep, hard and fast anal sex, when she eventually came, begged me to stop she said "your girlfriend is a lucky girl!"

When I was being seen to at a Natasha's party by little Sascha and the horny black girl Georgie, I eventually unleashed an epic amount of cum all over Georgie's stomach, tits and face, she spluttered with laughter, removed a stay load from the bridge of her nose and eyebrow. I apologised, and Sascha (who was the pornstar Rio Mariah for anyone who remembers her) giggled and said "don't be sorry! Great cumshot!" before guzzling my spunk from Georgie's tits and face.

Busty enhanced blonde Emma from Soho Cottage all those years ago - "I love it doggie. You fuck hard like that and can last, so I know I'm going to enjoy it"

Tara from the same place, who also had a brief porn career in the states - "nice cock. You could do porn with that cock."

A funny one was a lovely, big busty Buttman style Hungarian girl with a blonde buzz cut like Amber Rose. We always overran and got on well. One afternoon we were lying next to one another after an epic bout of fucking, an she asked about my interests aside from sex. I began to say that one of my hobbies might sound a bit odd, and she cut me off saying - "Darling. We've just pissed in each others mouths and you've fucked my arse. What is it that is more weird than that?" which made me laugh quite a bit.

I've had a few compliments over the years. To be fair mainly from When I was younger and could fuck all night. I still get the odd one now though.

[peewee]

Wow, i enjoyed that so much I'm not going to charge you.

[Goofy85]

Early Saturday morning?

Sunday night, last client of the current forum darling. 

[stayer]

From the same WG:

'Will you marry me?'

'When I came [after masturbating] I thought of you'

[musicman007]

platinum cindy "wow you even cum like a pornstar"...to be fair was my birthday,which she knew so was buttering me up most probably

[LL]

"You're a good lover" 

[KidCandyShop]

A very steamy session with a well reviewed birmingham girl which had already run over by a fair bit, i was trying to untangle my self as had to get back to work with her saying don't go.         

[Garden69]

Is it me or is there a distinct smell of bullsh*t to a number of posts in this thread ? In my experience a WG may give a discount and may even throw in the odd "extra" for free but she's never ever going to give out freebies. Dream on !

[cylon]

Would you like your money back? 

Is it me or is there a distinct smell of bullsh*t to a number of posts in this thread ? In my experience a WG may give a discount and may even throw in the odd "extra" for free but she's never ever going to give out freebies. Dream on !

In my case it certainly wasn't a freebie. The condom split within the first few moments. Neither of us wanted to carry on and she offered my money back. As she'd given me loads of oral and foreplay I split it two ways and just took half. As for being given extra time and and actual freebies, for me it's never happened.