Author Topic: A SCARY BUT AMAZING EXPERIENCE WITH A CIVILIAN LADY  (Read 7042 times)

Offline giochodino

I am sorry if this reads like a script from a Hollywood movie, but what you are reading is my amazing sexual encounter with a civilian lady. I am still processing all that had happened during my brief stay in the UK.

Background: On my recent business trip to the UK, I sat reading in the airport lounge. I had briefly closed my eyes when I heard a sweet voice saying “SNAP”. I opened my eyes and saw the lady sitting nearby holding a book and showed me that both she and I were reading books from the same author. This started our long discussion about the author and his books, about our likes and dislikes, and travels. Travelling business class, we managed to change the seats so we could continue with our conversation.

The lady: Laura (not her real name) is from Edinburgh. She is very well spoken and knowledgeable about various topics, which reflects her education and upbringing. She is also well travelled so we had lots to talk about.
I would say she is in her early forties, dark brown hair with blond streaks; about 1.7m tall and UK dress size 10-12.

Arrival in UK … was this destiny calling? Medical emergency and weather condition meant our flight was delayed. Laura was taking a train from Kings Cross to Edinburgh that night. I offered her a ride to KingsX as I had hired a car from the airport.
At KingsX all trains to Scotland had been cancelled due to weather conditions. Laura tried to book nearby hotels but they were all full. So I took her to my hotel hoping she could get a room but to no avail. The hotel manager knew me as a frequent user and asked us if we did not mind sharing my suite. I raised my eyebrows to Laura and she smiled she would gladly sleep on the couch. So we checked in and went out for dinner.

Hotel Rendezvous: Back at the hotel after a shower, I told Laura, as I would be working late for the meeting next morning, she could use the bed. While I worked, Laura had a shower and sat on the bed reading. Suddenly, there were arms around my neck and chest and a kiss on my cheek with words “Thank you for all that you have done for me”. I turned my head round and Laura looked into my eyes and mouthed “Thank you”. The only words I could mutter were “You are welcome”, and we continued to look into each other’s eyes. Then slowly our lips met and we kissed lightly at first and then full blown DFK and caressing.
By now my cock was straining hard to get out of the confines of my boxers and jeans. I pushed them down and when she saw my 21cm tool at full mast she went wide eyed. She looked at me and said, in her lovely Scottish accent, “Is this for real?” I just smiled. She went down on her knees and measured my rock hard and erect cock, using the span of her hand. Then she started to kiss it from the top all the way down the shaft, all the time muttering “Oh my God” … Then her hot mouth and lips surrounded it and gave a great head, sloppy and wet.
I pulled her up from the floor and we embraced and kissed more.
I slowly took off her dressing gown and her gorgeous boobs presented to me with her nipples rock hard. I sucked and licked them which she absolutely loved, slipped my hand between her legs through her panties. Despite her shaved pussy I could feel the stubble perhaps two to three days old. I gently rubbed her already moist pussy and she moaned with pleasure. Onto the carpeted floor for more deep kissing and caressing.
I kissed her body and moved my tongue all the way down, lingering at her belly button. I was down between her lovely thighs. I removed her panties and buried my face in her gorgeous moist pussy, licking her clit and eating her pussy which she adored and moaned in approval. Pussy tasted nice and clean. Her breathing was getting heavier.

The squirt or the fountain?:Then she put her hands on my head and pushed me further into her pussy, her thighs tightening around my head. I could feel her pussy muscles twitching around my fingers as if in a spasm. Her tummy would give a shudder or two. Suddenly, she pushed my head and hand away and squirted. I have never seen such a squirt. It was like a fountain of water and the first squirt was as high as a meter and a half. The second squirt followed..
Laura held my hands and me pulled me to her and kissed me very passionately and slowly guided me into her warm welcoming pussy, whispering “Be slow it is big”. I pulled a cushion from the couch and placed it under her. We went at it slow at first as Laura got used to my cock. But pretty quickly the sex was hard and deep. Missionary was incredible and deep with her legs nice and high.
I could feel her muscles tighten around my cock and pulling me further inside her.
We were in a rhythmic motion for quite some time as I kept on increasing the speed and tempo. She closed her legs behind my back pulling me further in. We were both sweating and our bodies were moist.
Suddenly both her legs came down to my torso and pushed/kicked me away from her. My cock slipped out dripping with her milky juices. Then a squirt came out as high as the first one. This was followed by 2-3 more squirts. All the time she had her eyes closed, mouth open, talking gibberish and smacking her clit and pussy

Frightening experience: Laura started shaking and shivering, and went into a foetal position with her hands between her legs. She was moaning/crying” as she continued to gush in this position. She was now in some kind of a spasm/shudders and profusely sweating. I was stunned. Had I had caused some damage inside her? The amount of watery/ juices that were pouring out of her and the way she was spasmodic, shivering and sweating worried me.
I grabbed her gown and placed it over her. I had never seen/experienced this and it really scared me. I kept on asking her “Laura, are you OK?” but all I could see was she was shaking. It really frightened me. I just kept starring at her.

All is well: The clock stood still for me. Then Laura’s arm reached out to me whilst I was kneeling beside her. There was a smile on her face and glint in her eyes. She pulled me towards her and kissed me hard and just whispering “Oh! God. Thank you, thank you” I asked her if she was OK and she nodded.
She then looked at my cock, still rock hard despite the drama, and remarked, “You still up”. Then she got up and holding my hand led me to the bed. I lay down on my back and Laura went on to give me lovely blow job. Then she climbed on me and slowly lowered herself, guiding me into her. I started to pump slowly but she stopped me. She rode me like an equestrian in a dressage competition, slow up and down, then grinding, then forward and backward leaning over to deep French kiss me. It was such a wonderful feeling.
She then did a 360 degree turn with me still inside her and rode me. I started feeling her pussy muscles tightening and then the warm juices from her started flowing again. It was a weird sensation and feeling. She turned round and just lay over my body twitching and kissing me, my cock still inside her. “I am now totally finished”, she whispered. I held onto her tightly and cuddled her.
I was still rock hard. She sat up and hand, mouth and tit wanked me until I came over her breasts. She rubbed my cum all over her breasts and licked her fingers and hand. She then lay on my chest. I tried to speak but she put her finger on my lips to stop me talking and instead savour the intimacy we had.
We both needed a drink. So we sat up in bed, with my arms around her and had a glass of wine, not a single word uttered. After the drinks she held my hands and led me to the bathroom where we had a shower together, massaging each other, kissing, cuddling. Then we filled the bath up, poured some bath gel into it and just lay in the warm bath with Laura lying between my legs, with her back resting on my tummy and her head on my chest. She took my hands and made me cup over beautiful breasts.
Laura said that if the trains were operating the next day, she will leave. Then she looked up at me. I said no I will see her again as I had meetings in Edinburgh Uni.
By the time we went to bed, it was nearly 04:00 and I had a meeting to go. As half of the bed was wet, we both cuddled up in the other half.

Tired and no concentration: I could hardly concentrate in the meeting. All I could think of and picture was Laura shaking and shivering, the high squirts and the sensation of warm pussy juice on my cock. I felt my cock waking up. I am sure the lady sitting next to me also noticed the bulge in my pants as she kept on looking at me and giving me a knowing smile.
On my return to the hotel, I saw Laura was still there, no trains to Scotland. . Strangely, I was really pleased to see her and we kissed deeply and passionately. We both had a shower together and made love. I told Laura I wanted to taste her squirt and we fucked until she pushed me out and pulled my head to her pussy. And she squirted in my mouth and all over my face. It is difficult to describe the taste of the juices but it was warmish to feel and odourless. We went for dinner and then to the theatre.
Upon returning to the hotel, we retired to bed and fell asleep in each other’s arms, exhausted but not feeling tired.

Appreciation beyond expectations: The next day on my return from the meetings Laura had left for Scotland. She left an envelope, with red lips mark, on the pillow. Inside there was a note and half the share of the costs of hotel accommodation, theatre tickets and dinner.

Edinburgh here I come: I took the train to Edinburgh for my meetings. Whilst waiting for my chauffer, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw Laura. I was surprised. We embraced and kissed lightly. “What are you doing here?” I asked. She had that twinkle in her eyes and said that she had come to pick me up. She had also taken the liberty to cancel my hotel booking’ and I was to put up with her in her apartment. I opened my mouth to argue, but that firm, steely look in her eyes told me not to try it. Who was I to argue with wee Scottish lass … a real McCoy! Aye! So I told Tam, my chauffer, that I would not need his services.
Back at her apartment, I handed over her envelop as our costs were covered by my company. She just laughed.
The next three days went like whirlwind …. We had plenty to discuss and talk about, going to the dinners and theatres. And of course, sex which we literally, re-wrote the Kama Sutra. At one point Laura asked if I was a porn star as I had a big cock and could last a long time. I laughed and said I wish I was … Lol!

Time to leave: The morning to leave came. We hugged and kissed. Tears rolled down her cheeks. She said “So this is goodbye”. I shook my head and said “Goodbye, doesn’t mean this has to be the end”. Wiping the tears, I said, “Laura I hate tears”.
She came downstairs to the sidewalk to see me go. In the car Tam asked me to look into the side mirror and there was Laura with her hand on her mouth. Tam said, “You have created quite an impression on our lass” and smiled.

Fate or destiny: On my return home, my flight and condo felt weirdly cold, and strangely lonesome. I had a feeling of emptiness/a kind of missing. Something I had never felt before. I am still reminiscing/processing the events that took place and this strange feeling I am experiencing. Was this fate or destiny? Was it coincidence? How I had met Laura, the journey disruption and no trains to Scotland, Laura not getting any hotel bookings in London and ending up sharing my suite and bed. And Edinburgh? Spooky eh! Was I destined to see and experience scary but amazing sexual encounter? What was this emptiness that I felt? Is it the lust that makes me feel like this?
Laura and I having been talking regularly on the phone but after the call that feeling of emptiness/longing returns. I cannot make any sense of this kind of feelings.



Offline RandomGuy99

When did this become Fiesta magazine?

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Offline RandomGuy99

Indeed. WTF?
These Canadians!

The sooner they become the 51st state the better.

Offline sir wanksalot

I am sorry if this reads like a script from a Hollywood movie, but what you are reading is my amazing sexual encounter with a civilian lady. I am still processing all that had happened during my brief stay in the UK.

Background: On my recent business trip to the UK, I sat reading in the airport lounge. I had briefly closed my eyes when I heard a sweet voice saying “SNAP”. I opened my eyes and saw the lady sitting nearby holding a book and showed me that both she and I were reading books from the same author. This started our long discussion about the author and his books, about our likes and dislikes, and travels. Travelling business class, we managed to change the seats so we could continue with our conversation.

The lady: Laura (not her real name) is from Edinburgh. She is very well spoken and knowledgeable about various topics, which reflects her education and upbringing. She is also well travelled so we had lots to talk about.
I would say she is in her early forties, dark brown hair with blond streaks; about 1.7m tall and UK dress size 10-12.

Arrival in UK … was this destiny calling? Medical emergency and weather condition meant our flight was delayed. Laura was taking a train from Kings Cross to Edinburgh that night. I offered her a ride to KingsX as I had hired a car from the airport.
At KingsX all trains to Scotland had been cancelled due to weather conditions. Laura tried to book nearby hotels but they were all full. So I took her to my hotel hoping she could get a room but to no avail. The hotel manager knew me as a frequent user and asked us if we did not mind sharing my suite. I raised my eyebrows to Laura and she smiled she would gladly sleep on the couch. So we checked in and went out for dinner.

Hotel Rendezvous: Back at the hotel after a shower, I told Laura, as I would be working late for the meeting next morning, she could use the bed. While I worked, Laura had a shower and sat on the bed reading. Suddenly, there were arms around my neck and chest and a kiss on my cheek with words “Thank you for all that you have done for me”. I turned my head round and Laura looked into my eyes and mouthed “Thank you”. The only words I could mutter were “You are welcome”, and we continued to look into each other’s eyes. Then slowly our lips met and we kissed lightly at first and then full blown DFK and caressing.
By now my cock was straining hard to get out of the confines of my boxers and jeans. I pushed them down and when she saw my 21cm tool at full mast she went wide eyed. She looked at me and said, in her lovely Scottish accent, “Is this for real?” I just smiled. She went down on her knees and measured my rock hard and erect cock, using the span of her hand. Then she started to kiss it from the top all the way down the shaft, all the time muttering “Oh my God” … Then her hot mouth and lips surrounded it and gave a great head, sloppy and wet.
I pulled her up from the floor and we embraced and kissed more.
I slowly took off her dressing gown and her gorgeous boobs presented to me with her nipples rock hard. I sucked and licked them which she absolutely loved, slipped my hand between her legs through her panties. Despite her shaved pussy I could feel the stubble perhaps two to three days old. I gently rubbed her already moist pussy and she moaned with pleasure. Onto the carpeted floor for more deep kissing and caressing.
I kissed her body and moved my tongue all the way down, lingering at her belly button. I was down between her lovely thighs. I removed her panties and buried my face in her gorgeous moist pussy, licking her clit and eating her pussy which she adored and moaned in approval. Pussy tasted nice and clean. Her breathing was getting heavier.

The squirt or the fountain?:Then she put her hands on my head and pushed me further into her pussy, her thighs tightening around my head. I could feel her pussy muscles twitching around my fingers as if in a spasm. Her tummy would give a shudder or two. Suddenly, she pushed my head and hand away and squirted. I have never seen such a squirt. It was like a fountain of water and the first squirt was as high as a meter and a half. The second squirt followed..
Laura held my hands and me pulled me to her and kissed me very passionately and slowly guided me into her warm welcoming pussy, whispering “Be slow it is big”. I pulled a cushion from the couch and placed it under her. We went at it slow at first as Laura got used to my cock. But pretty quickly the sex was hard and deep. Missionary was incredible and deep with her legs nice and high.
I could feel her muscles tighten around my cock and pulling me further inside her.
We were in a rhythmic motion for quite some time as I kept on increasing the speed and tempo. She closed her legs behind my back pulling me further in. We were both sweating and our bodies were moist.
Suddenly both her legs came down to my torso and pushed/kicked me away from her. My cock slipped out dripping with her milky juices. Then a squirt came out as high as the first one. This was followed by 2-3 more squirts. All the time she had her eyes closed, mouth open, talking gibberish and smacking her clit and pussy

Frightening experience: Laura started shaking and shivering, and went into a foetal position with her hands between her legs. She was moaning/crying” as she continued to gush in this position. She was now in some kind of a spasm/shudders and profusely sweating. I was stunned. Had I had caused some damage inside her? The amount of watery/ juices that were pouring out of her and the way she was spasmodic, shivering and sweating worried me.
I grabbed her gown and placed it over her. I had never seen/experienced this and it really scared me. I kept on asking her “Laura, are you OK?” but all I could see was she was shaking. It really frightened me. I just kept starring at her.

All is well: The clock stood still for me. Then Laura’s arm reached out to me whilst I was kneeling beside her. There was a smile on her face and glint in her eyes. She pulled me towards her and kissed me hard and just whispering “Oh! God. Thank you, thank you” I asked her if she was OK and she nodded.
She then looked at my cock, still rock hard despite the drama, and remarked, “You still up”. Then she got up and holding my hand led me to the bed. I lay down on my back and Laura went on to give me lovely blow job. Then she climbed on me and slowly lowered herself, guiding me into her. I started to pump slowly but she stopped me. She rode me like an equestrian in a dressage competition, slow up and down, then grinding, then forward and backward leaning over to deep French kiss me. It was such a wonderful feeling.
She then did a 360 degree turn with me still inside her and rode me. I started feeling her pussy muscles tightening and then the warm juices from her started flowing again. It was a weird sensation and feeling. She turned round and just lay over my body twitching and kissing me, my cock still inside her. “I am now totally finished”, she whispered. I held onto her tightly and cuddled her.
I was still rock hard. She sat up and hand, mouth and tit wanked me until I came over her breasts. She rubbed my cum all over her breasts and licked her fingers and hand. She then lay on my chest. I tried to speak but she put her finger on my lips to stop me talking and instead savour the intimacy we had.
We both needed a drink. So we sat up in bed, with my arms around her and had a glass of wine, not a single word uttered. After the drinks she held my hands and led me to the bathroom where we had a shower together, massaging each other, kissing, cuddling. Then we filled the bath up, poured some bath gel into it and just lay in the warm bath with Laura lying between my legs, with her back resting on my tummy and her head on my chest. She took my hands and made me cup over beautiful breasts.
Laura said that if the trains were operating the next day, she will leave. Then she looked up at me. I said no I will see her again as I had meetings in Edinburgh Uni.
By the time we went to bed, it was nearly 04:00 and I had a meeting to go. As half of the bed was wet, we both cuddled up in the other half.

Tired and no concentration: I could hardly concentrate in the meeting. All I could think of and picture was Laura shaking and shivering, the high squirts and the sensation of warm pussy juice on my cock. I felt my cock waking up. I am sure the lady sitting next to me also noticed the bulge in my pants as she kept on looking at me and giving me a knowing smile.
On my return to the hotel, I saw Laura was still there, no trains to Scotland. . Strangely, I was really pleased to see her and we kissed deeply and passionately. We both had a shower together and made love. I told Laura I wanted to taste her squirt and we fucked until she pushed me out and pulled my head to her pussy. And she squirted in my mouth and all over my face. It is difficult to describe the taste of the juices but it was warmish to feel and odourless. We went for dinner and then to the theatre.
Upon returning to the hotel, we retired to bed and fell asleep in each other’s arms, exhausted but not feeling tired.

Appreciation beyond expectations: The next day on my return from the meetings Laura had left for Scotland. She left an envelope, with red lips mark, on the pillow. Inside there was a note and half the share of the costs of hotel accommodation, theatre tickets and dinner.

Edinburgh here I come: I took the train to Edinburgh for my meetings. Whilst waiting for my chauffer, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw Laura. I was surprised. We embraced and kissed lightly. “What are you doing here?” I asked. She had that twinkle in her eyes and said that she had come to pick me up. She had also taken the liberty to cancel my hotel booking’ and I was to put up with her in her apartment. I opened my mouth to argue, but that firm, steely look in her eyes told me not to try it. Who was I to argue with wee Scottish lass … a real Muppet! Aye! So I told Tam, my chauffer, that I would not need his services.
Back at her apartment, I handed over her envelop as our costs were covered by my company. She just laughed.
The next three days went like whirlwind …. We had plenty to discuss and talk about, going to the dinners and theatres. And of course, sex which we literally, re-wrote the Kama Sutra. At one point Laura asked if I was a porn star as I had a big cock and could last a long time. I laughed and said I wish I was … Lol!

Time to leave: The morning to leave came. We hugged and kissed. Tears rolled down her cheeks. She said “So this is goodbye”. I shook my head and said “Goodbye, doesn’t mean this has to be the end”. Wiping the tears, I said, “Laura I hate tears”.
She came downstairs to the sidewalk to see me go. In the car Tam asked me to look into the side mirror and there was Laura with her hand on her mouth. Tam said, “You have created quite an impression on our lass” and smiled.

Fate or destiny: On my return home, my flight and condo felt weirdly cold, and strangely lonesome. I had a feeling of emptiness/a kind of missing. Something I had never felt before. I am still reminiscing/processing the events that took place and this strange feeling I am experiencing. Was this fate or destiny? Was it coincidence? How I had met Laura, the journey disruption and no trains to Scotland, Laura not getting any hotel bookings in London and ending up sharing my suite and bed. And Edinburgh? Spooky eh! Was I destined to see and experience scary but amazing sexual encounter? What was this emptiness that I felt? Is it the lust that makes me feel like this?
Laura and I having been talking regularly on the phone but after the call that feeling of emptiness/longing returns. I cannot make any sense of this kind of feelings.

BS

Offline snaitram99

I think Signore Giochodino is playing a little game with us. :rolleyes:

Offline mr.bluesky

I think Signore Giochodino is playing a little game with us. :rolleyes:

He's either very lucky or he has a very good imagination.  If I were a betting man I'd put my money on the latter.

Offline Blackpool Rock

I think Signore Giochodino is playing a little game with us. :rolleyes:
Giochodino or Pinocchio  :rolleyes:

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Offline myothernameis

This subject is very off topic, and scary  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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I am sorry if this reads like a script from a Hollywood movie

More like a B movie

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Offline myothernameis

Fixed the ending for you

On my return home, my flight and condo felt weirdly cold, and strangely lonesome. I had a feeling of emptiness/a kind of missing. Something I had never felt before. It was at this point I woke up, and realized it was just all a dream, but an erotic dream


Offline Thephoenix

Good luck with the book!

It's a wonder the poor lady wasn't dehydrated with all that gushing and squirting.

Offline Punterperson1971

Good luck with the book!

It's a wonder the poor lady wasn't dehydrated with all that gushing and squirting.
All that aside who measures in cm’s nowadays,and also it sounded like a soft porn film I watched in secret when I was younger
Maybe there’s another film or book in this

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Offline akauya

TL;DR

Imagine a rom-com where the hero meets a captivating Scotswoman at an airport. Their eyes lock over a book during delayed flights, they share a taxi, and end up sharing a room. Sparks flew, and they had a magical moment. The end!

:hi:

Offline Thephoenix

TL;DR

Imagine a rom-com where the hero meets a captivating Scotswoman at an airport. Their eyes lock over a book during delayed flights, they share a taxi, and end up sharing a room. Sparks flew, and they had a magical moment. The end!

:hi:
It wasn't sparks that flew.
It was a few gallons  of milky white liquid that gushed and squirted all over the show.
I hope he mopped it all up afterwards.

Offline RandomGuy99

Will there be a movie or TV mini series on Dave?

Offline Thephoenix

Will there be a movie or TV mini series on Dave?

We'd have to come up with a title????

'Gush Hour?' starring Gushy Galore.

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What’s the point of this post? :unknown:
Banned reason: Can’t stop having a pop at punters, on a punting forum, warned to many times now, no more!!
Banned by: Iloveoral

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What did they see at the theatre? If it can't be answered it's even more likely to be a childish fantasy.

Offline B4bcock

He's either very lucky or he has a very good imagination.  If I were a betting man I'd put my money on the latter.

I'd say he was incredibly lucky and I'm very envious of how he was able to successfully book theatre tickets several times in a capital city at such short notice.  Almost unbelievable good fortune.

Offline Charliehutton

Blimey. He must have been reading his Barbara Cartland novels again.

Offline Punterperson1971

Blimey. He must have been reading his Barbara Cartland novels again.
I think maybe take a break magazine

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Offline Colston36

Ah! A "civilian"lady. What drivel.

Offline Jameson20

Really? In 6 years of membership you've coughed up 2 reviews and this load of bollocks?

Offline Blackpool Rock

Really? In 6 years of membership you've coughed up 2 reviews and this load of bollocks?
You're not the 1st to think that, I just didn't post it as it's not up to us to call people out any more just report it, but yes  :D

Offline hairdownthere

Very good, needed something entertaining to read whilst I was doing a shite

Offline myothernameis

You're not the 1st to think that, I just didn't post it as it's not up to us to call people out any more just report it, but yes  :D

From one of his posts, so looks like maybe he stays in Canada, and sometimes travels to the UK.  And he put his foot in as he describes someone who dosn't post a review, as a pariah, which sounds more like him right now  :sarcastic:

If he doesn't stay in the UK, this shouldn't stop him posting, unless he has a wife at home  :scare:


I am a Canadian and I am here in Uk for 20% of my time when I come for business.

This is how I saw the value of this forum. However, it seems either I was wrong all along in my view and understanding OR the “rules of engagement” have changed. It seems that now if one does not post a review he is seen as a pariah.
 

Offline Charliehutton

Giochodino, you're really Jilly Cooper, aren't you? My Mrs said your latest bonkbuster was a bit raunchy.

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I can't even be arsed to read it, when someone types a whole title in capitals its a no from me, way too shouty,  I only popped in for the comments  :lol:

Offline JontyR

Ah, it sounds like the squirting is one that is a side-effect to one method of gender reassignment surgery, this method isn't in operation today in the UK but can still be undertaken in certain places known for surgical tourism.

Laura was probably previously called Laurence. 

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I can't even be arsed to read it, when someone types a whole title in capitals its a no from me, way too shouty,  I only popped in for the comments  :lol:

Ever thought of starting your own new writing genre of chainsaw porn?
Must be a market for it, especially in American red neck country

There was another service provider on recently who was a saw user as well, between the two of you there must be some fun tales  :scare: :scare: :scare:
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Offline Punterperson1971

He’s probably too ashamed to come back on here to this thread and respond

Offline jeanphillipe

Anyone actually read it ? It's too long.

But I'm guessing it's a fantasist story.  We all or most of us will have our civvy stories I know I do. We don't go " readers digest"  and post a column  :cool:

Offline mr.bluesky

Anyone actually read it ? It's too long.

But I'm guessing it's a fantasist story.  We all or most of us will have our civvy stories I know I do. We don't go " readers digest"  and post a column  :cool:

I did, half an hour of my life I'll never get back  :dash:

Offline RandomGuy99

He’s probably too ashamed to come back on here to this thread and respond
He is busy writing volume II

Offline shaft10

Fair play to the OP for the taking the time (I'd imagine considerable time) to think up and type this drivel ... I simply couldn't be arsed to type out my fantasy in that level of detail ..

I reckon he's seen the 2009 film 'Up in the Air' starring George Clooney & Vera Farmiga ... first thing I thought of when I read it.

Offline Stevelondon

So many doubters on here.

On a recent trip to Iceland something similar happened. Our hands touched as we both went for a pack of peas. Eyes locked, lips touched.
Lust took over we had sex right there and then. Halfway inside the food cabinet.

“You’re the best I’ve ever had” she moaned.

I was simply frozen stiff 🤷🏼😂

Offline akauya

It wasn't sparks that flew.
It was a few gallons  of milky white liquid that gushed and squirted all over the show.
I hope he mopped it all up afterwards.

Just as well, otherwise they would have set the imaginary hotel room on fire!

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I think I may have identified the woman?

We have a Scottish Laura who we are told ...


 ... is very well spoken and knowledgeable about various topics, which reflects her education and upbringing. She is also well travelled so we had lots to talk about.




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I think I may have identified the woman?

We have a Scottish Laura who we are told ...



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But does she gush like Niagra falls  :unknown:

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TLDR - WTF is this OP?

Anyway there's already a thread for this type of thing, ideally a few paragraphs will suffice not a romance novel of a post

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284539.1050


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Fake or destiny. Far better erotica on other sites I visit as they have pictures and are much less verbose. While such a situation isn't impossible; most women I've met would be weary of getting in a car with a stranger let alone staying in a hotel with one. Especially now with an abundance of true crime series. From my experiences it is rareish to have sex with a woman within a few hours of meeting her, pretty sure I read the average time is about 16 hours minimum usually. I have done it in less, but it's rare.

And who has time to waste seeing some burd in another city? When the topic said scary I was hoping for an encounter with Aileen Wurnoss. Utterly dull.


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Fair play to the OP for the taking the time (I'd imagine considerable time) to think up and type this drivel ... I simply couldn't be arsed to type out my fantasy in that level of detail ..

I reckon he's seen the 2009 film 'Up in the Air' starring George Clooney & Vera Farmiga ... first thing I thought of when I read it.
"Up In The Ayr"