Author Topic: Lucky B*st*rds - or Guys punching above their weight  (Read 25892 times)

Offline DastardlyDick

Well imagine if he'd married Camilla back then and not had any kids then i'm thinking that Prince Andrew Andrew Mountbatten Windsor would be next in line  :unknown:
If Charles hadn't prevaricated over it, he could have married Camilla when she could have had his kids. He took so long,, she got bored and married Parker - Bowles instead.

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If Charles hadn't prevaricated over it, he could have married Camilla when she could have had his kids. He took so long,, she got bored and married Parker - Bowles instead.

His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

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His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I refer you to exhibit B, the Windsor-Fergusons...

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His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

you are assuming they  both share his genes  :unknown:

Offline webpunter

His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

Indeed
On both
No Lady Di &  :scare:
I can't recall there being any ginger whingers in the parental lineage ?  :unknown:
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Offline Blackpool Rock

Indeed
On both
No Lady Di &  :scare:
I can't recall there being any ginger whingers in the parental lineage ?  :unknown:
Official or unofficial  :rolleyes:



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you are assuming they  both share his genes  :unknown:

I wonder if any of them have done a sneaky DNA test?

Knowing the history, if I was in that situation (either parent or offspring) I certainly would be checking.

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Indeed
On both
No Lady Di &  :scare:
I can't recall there being any ginger whingers in the parental lineage ?  :unknown:

Earl Spencer, Diana’s brother is a ginge

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Harry is clearly descended from Phil the not so Greek's Danish line.  He'd easily pass for a pig farmer.

Offline Blackpool Rock

I wonder if any of them have done a sneaky DNA test?

Knowing the history, if I was in that situation (either parent or offspring) I certainly would be checking.
Just guessing but i'd assume that any new royal baby would automatically have their DNA taken just in case something weird happened so they could prove whether it was the right child or not etc

Offline mills_and_bhuna

Going by the tone of a lot of this thread, it looks like Eugenics is making a comeback ..........

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Just guessing but i'd assume that any new royal baby would automatically have their DNA taken just in case something weird happened so they could prove whether it was the right child or not etc
why would you assume that ?

The Firm arent exactly known for embracing the latest technology and anyway historically its probably been the  way that a bit of  more normal DNA has been introduced into the line

Offline Blackpool Rock

why would you assume that ?

The Firm arent exactly known for embracing the latest technology and anyway historically its probably been the  way that a bit of  more normal DNA has been introduced into the line
Take a sample as soon as the baby is born, any future allegations of the baby having been switched etc can be immediately refuted, obviously that has no bearing on who the father may or may not be but just that it's the royal baby regardless of parentage

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Mr Leonardo DiCaprio (51) for Vittoria Ceretti (27)

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You know how even as a straight bloke you sometimes look at other men who seem to be fighting women off and think "OK yeah I can see why women fancy him", with DiCaprio I just never got why, in fact I always thought he was a bit of a weird looking fucker  :unknown:

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You know how even as a straight bloke you sometimes look at other men who seem to be fighting women off and think "OK yeah I can see why women fancy him", with DiCaprio I just never got why, in fact I always thought he was a bit of a weird looking fucker  :unknown:
Apparently, he has a lovely personality.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Apparently, he has a lovely personality.
So do I  :rolleyes: so what's the difference  :unknown:
Ah yes I wasn't famous and he had a few more 0's on his bank balance

Offline RandomGuy99

So do I  :rolleyes: so what's the difference  :unknown:
Ah yes I wasn't famous and he had a few more 0's on his bank balance
have you got connections in the movie business? (I don't mean you know the guy down the cinema and can get her a free box of popcorn)

 

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Carrying on from my Melissa Bell post on WYWWE,
Melissa and her husband.

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Offline Blackpool Rock

or maybe not?

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Yeah I was actually thinking from the original pics that she's not exactly a young babe and looked a tad chunky, my initial thought was that they're fairly evenly matched  :unknown:

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Carrying on from my Melissa Bell post on WYWWE,
Melissa and her husband.

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Great to see Gregg Wallace back on his feet and having a fresh start down under.


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Great to see Gregg Wallace back on his feet and having a fresh start down under.
Haha

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Offline mr.bluesky

What would Madge and Harold say?

Harold's already podged her , thats why he always looked smug  :D
I bet Dr Karl Kennedy has also examined them too.
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Offline DastardlyDick

Great boobs though
Bit too pendulous for me, but each to their own.


Offline chuck_88

You know how even as a straight bloke you sometimes look at other men who seem to be fighting women off and think "OK yeah I can see why women fancy him", with DiCaprio I just never got why, in fact I always thought he was a bit of a weird looking fucker  :unknown:

Di Caprio in Titanic was him at his peak, a stunning looking guy in that film. It’s been downhill ever since for Leo, tho he looked very good in WOWS

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Sir Mark Cavendish and ex-page 3 girl Peta Todd who is now Lady Cavendish.

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Offline fredhiggins

Like that unfit fatty Joe Wicks eh...

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Like that unfit fatty Joe Wicks eh...
Yes, he's married to ex-page 3 girl Rosie Jones

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Sir Mark Cavendish and ex-page 3 girl Peta Todd who is now Lady Cavendish.

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IMO she looks a bit rough in that picture  :thumbsdown:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Lady Cavendish

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I wonder when they have a dinner party whether she serves Caviar or Gentlemen's Relish  ;)

Offline RandomGuy99

IMO she looks a bit rough in that picture  :thumbsdown:
I'm sure she'll be gutted to read that.


Offline Collingwood

As John Cleese famously said after his third divorce :
I won’t marry again - I’ll just find someone Ivdont like and give her all my money.
In my experience a woman’s  looks don’t guarantee great sex and when it is really great how much do looks matter ?

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As John Cleese famously said after his third divorce :
I won’t marry again - I’ll just find someone Ivdont like and give her all my money.
In my experience a woman’s  looks don’t guarantee great sex and when it is really great how much do looks matter ?

I'm kind of the reverse, I need a good looking woman first, without that I can't have great sex.

Offline Punting2022

Money gets you any woman you want tbh. Look its a punting forum. We all know this from  paying whores to shag them. So all these punching above. Ovs paid thier wifes

Offline webpunter

Money gets you any woman you want tbh. Look its a punting forum. We all know this from  paying whores to shag them. So all these punching above. Ovs paid thier wifes

You are by some margin the most clueless idiot on here [99%+]
Have you paid any attention to what this thread is about ?
I presume that you are trying to share your wisdom, please desist its painful

Offline sadolddeejay

like 2 or even 3 coke cans - Jesus !

goes to show you should be careful what you wish for
As with the bloke who, when given a wish by a genie, wished for a penis that touched the ground. When he awoke the next morning, his legs had dropped off.


Offline Blackpool Rock

Jason Statham

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I'm thinking he was a decent looking guy when he was younger, don't think that beard does anything for him though

Offline RandomGuy99

I'm thinking he was a decent looking guy when he was younger, don't think that beard does anything for him though
he's 58 and his Mrs is 39.

Offline mr.bluesky

I'm thinking he was a decent looking guy when he was younger, don't think that beard does anything for him though

Fair play to Jason Statham, he's made a good career out of playing the same part in every film  :D
He also dated Kelly Brook for 7 years so can't knock his taste in women.( jammy git)
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Don't think he's punching at all.  I'm sure he's knobbed some unbelievable Snatch over the years.

The beard just down time between chiselled roles.

Offline PepeMAGA

Don't think he's punching at all.  I'm sure he's knobbed some unbelievable Snatch over the years.

The beard just down time between chiselled roles.
Puts an incredible amount of effort into staying in shape too

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Don't think he's punching at all. 

Yep, agreed.

Status and wealth have "punching" power.


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you miss the point - wealth and fame are of course the ultimate aphrodisiac but apart from an expensive watch and car how do you tell
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If a 60 year old Jason Statham  look alike walked into your local or any other gathering could he pull the best looking 30 year old single woman there ?

many years ago the then married Robin Cook - Labour Foreign secretary admitted to an affair with his much younger secretary
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with the headline but what will happen when he loses his good looks

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