Lucky B*st*rds - or Guys punching above their weight

[PepeMAGA]

like 2 or even 3 coke cans - Jesus !

goes to show you should be careful what you wish for

Must need a blood transfusion every time he gets hard

[DastardlyDick]

Must need a blood transfusion every time he gets hard

At least when his NFLcareer comes to an end he'll be welcomed into the porn industry with a cock that size!

[timsussex]

some great comments online

they were married 7 years and did she not know before they married - yes but then he retired and was home every night !

Hes got a huge dick - wouldnt be my first choice of insult

Might backfire on her - whose gonna fit in that thing anymore

Americans will use anything to avoid using the metric system

[timsussex]

Must need a blood transfusion every time he gets hard

theres a old joke about a guy with a huge cock who had never seen it erect - he wasnt impotent it was just that he didnt have enough blood so he blacked out whenever he got hard

[PilotMan]

Americans will use anything to avoid using the metric system

When I watch an American YouTuber and they start giving out measurements in eigths and sixteenths, I just think why?  Why do you insist on using such a convoluted system. And, surely you must want to get rid of anything you inherited from the British.

[webpunter]

like 2 or even 3 coke cans - Jesus !

goes to show you should be careful what you wish for

Even the mini cans have some girth to them with three that is some length too

[RandomGuy99]

60 yr old Nicholas Riccio who has Trump's 28 yr press secretary as his wife.

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[PepeMAGA]

60 yr old Nicholas Riccio who has Trump's 28 yr press secretary as his wife.

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I bet he has 3 Dr Peppers stuck together

[mr.bluesky]

60 yr old Nicholas Riccio who has Trump's 28 yr press secretary as his wife.

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If thats him in the background he looks like he hasn't got a neck

[RandomGuy99]

If thats him in the background he looks like he hasn't got a neck

Well he is in real estate....

[PepeMAGA]

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Could be forgiven for thinking she met him after the lottery win.

[mr.bluesky]

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Could be forgiven for thinking she met him after the lottery win.

It can't be for his sense of fashion. What on earth is that jacket he's wearing

[PepeMAGA]

It can't be for his sense of fashion. What on earth is that jacket he's wearing

All things considered I think it must be imbued with magical powers.

[webpunter]

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Could be forgiven for thinking she met him after the lottery win.

She's got a great set on her
She looks like a WAG, Championship or bottom end of the Prem team

[mr.bluesky]

All things considered I think it must be imbued with magical powers.

I could do with one of them for christmas

[chrishornx]

I could do with one of them for christmas

why just for Christmas ? 

[PepeMAGA]

why just for Christmas ? 

Magic pussy jumpers are for life, not just for Christmas 🎁

[webpunter]

I could do with one of them for christmas

Not so Super Leeds could too magic strips

 

[webpunter]

Magic pussy jumpers are for life, not just for Christmas 🎁

There's me think thinking that jumpers are for goalposts 

[webpunter]

why just for Christmas ? 

Which team would you pick one for ?

[PepeMAGA]

Marc and Brierly King ( he's a singer)


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Marc and Brierly King ( he's a singer)


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Quality 
She looks banging wowza
With her genetics she's got the potential to have very good looking kids with the right jizz
She really should think about them
Its not fair on them
He looks like he's from the mid west & over inter-breeding
Bollocks to be able to sing
Get Bradd Pitt in there & the kids could be model material
 

[I like natural boobs]

Jake Paul and Jutta Leerdam.

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[PepeMAGA]

Jake Paul and Jutta Leerdam.

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Gorgeous woman, to be fair he's rich and in great shape, if a bit of a nob.

[riker]

I don't understand why everyone thinks the guys are punching above their weight.

Should the hot girls be with the motherfucking charming but homeless man in the Tesco car park?

[PilotMan]

I don't understand why everyone thinks the guys are punching above their weight.

Should the hot girls be with the motherfucking charming but homeless man in the Tesco car park?

I think you have it the wrong way around fella 

[webpunter]

I think you have it the wrong way around fella 

Completely the wrong way round

I refer to my #221 par example
How the stunning Brierly can be seen anywhere near Marc i have no idea 
Let alone consider extending his genes with a nipper 
Me thinks Brierly will have some fit mates & they must ask WTF are you doing with him ? 
Like PS i have Brad's mobile & he;s gagging for it

[PepeMAGA]

Completely the wrong way round

I refer to my #221 par example
How the stunning Brierly can be seen anywhere near Marc i have no idea 
Let alone consider extending his genes with a nipper 
Me thinks Brierly will have some fit mates & they must ask WTF are you doing with him ? 
Like PS i have Brad's mobile & he;s gagging for it

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[sparkus]

Let it go 

Perhaps he's packing big time and she likes it.

Perhaps he just knows how to make her smile and feel good inside.

Though when she starts popping them out they might mysteriously not resemble him.

[sparkus]

On this topic, I note dapper rich dude Nick Candy is now free to bag himself someone who scrubs up better than Holly Vallamce.

[mr.bluesky]

On this topic, I note dapper rich dude Nick Candy is now free to bag himself someone who scrubs up better than Holly Vallamce.

I don't think he will find anyone who scrubs up better than Holly Valance 
She's bloody gorgeous 

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[riker]

I submit that all or most of the gentlemen discussed here are punching AT their weight, perhaps even below it. If you think otherwise, you don't understand that what men find attractive in women (primarily youth and beauty) are not what women find attractive in men (primarily status, power, resources). Looks can be important but that is way down the shopping list.

[riker]

I don't think he will find anyone who scrubs up better than Holly Valance 
She's bloody gorgeous 

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Lol, candy man will have a hotter younger version of Valance on his arm in no time. Valance is getting old.

[sparkus]

I don't think he will find anyone who scrubs up better than Holly Valance 
She was bloody gorgeous 

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Fixed that for you.

I wouldn't have made this comment in a million years if I'd not seen a post split photo of her. Her recent decline is quite baffling.

[sparkus]

Not doing much for me and there's worse pics of her in her new guise as [political content redacted].

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[Blackpool Rock]

Not doing much for me and there's worse pics of her in her new guise as [political content redacted].

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Hmmm 42 years old now and looking like a bit of a frump that i'd not even look at twice in the street or a pub whereas 20 or so years ago my tongue would have been hitting the floor

[sparkus]

Hmmm 42 years old now and looking like a bit of a frump that i'd not even look at twice in the street or a pub whereas 20 or so years ago my tongue would have been hitting the floor

Not a comment that would go down well with [her new friends] but she looks like an ageing Rom on VS.

[riker]

Not doing much for me and there's worse pics of her in her new guise as [political content redacted].

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OMG! I'm nowhere near Candy man's wealth and status, but even I would be embarrassed to have this anywhere near me. Business associates would no longer do biz with me. I would probably go bust!

[riker]

I think you have it the wrong way around fella 

No, I have it bang on down correct mate. I have no idea who is Briely or her guy is. My guess is that the (revolting looking) guy has some sort of mega status/power/dosh.

[riker]

My last word for today, the evidence as shown on the dozens of pics on this thread of disgusting looking old guys with physically attractive younger females indicates that men and women are attracted to different things. No judgement, that's the way of things. Men are not punching 'above their weight' ... quite balanced actually when you consider what the different genders are attracted to.

Have a good Sunday!

[mr.bluesky]

Hmmm 42 years old now and looking like a bit of a frump that i'd not even look at twice in the street or a pub whereas 20 or so years ago my tongue would have been hitting the floor

Time catches up with us all, my good looks are no longer comparable to Brad Pitt, I'm more George Clooney nowdays 

[PilotMan]

No, I have it bang on down correct mate. I have no idea who is Briely or her guy is. My guess is that the (revolting looking) guy has some sort of mega status/power/dosh.

No, you are mistaking the availability of choice for men, which is what we are discussing on this thread, with the choices women can make especially if they are perceived as "beautiful".

You are seeming to justify the choices women make. This thread is not about the choices women women make or are able to make.

This thread is about men punching above their weight, which they are able to do when they have status / power / money.

Without this, the premise of the thread is that they would not have the availability of choice, which is what you concur by giving an example of your homeless man in Tesco's car park.

[PepeMAGA]

My last word for today, the evidence as shown on the dozens of pics on this thread of disgusting looking old guys with physically attractive younger females indicates that men and women are attracted to different things. No judgement, that's the way of things. Men are not punching 'above their weight' ... quite balanced actually when you consider what the different genders are attracted to.

Have a good Sunday!

It's really not that deep, just supposed to be a fun thread

[JRWK]

This reminds me of a recent conversation with our local vicar;

he had taken his wife for a night out, both are in their 60's, but she 'scrubs up well' ..
on the last train home a young lad got on and sat opposite them, obviously having had a few drinks and liking the sound of his voice, the conversation went like this;

drunk (loudly) - so what do you do for a living then?
vicar - I'm a vicar
silence for around 2 minutes while the drunk processed this information then;
drunk (looking at his wife) - blimey, you're not half punching above your weight!!

The vicar was obviously proud of that comment as he then told almost everyone.

[timsussex]

It's really not that deep, just supposed to be a fun thread

exactly

by definition every punter knows that money/power buys you most things and definitely sex; we know very well why the gorgeous woman chooses to be with the ugly older guy the phrase punching above their weight is a shallow measure of the obvious differences

In some cases you could even argue it both ways  - how about the then Prince Charles & Diana - which one aws punching above their weight ?

[PepeMAGA]

exactly

by definition every punter knows that money/power buys you most things and definitely sex; we know very well why the gorgeous woman chooses to be with the ugly older guy the phrase punching above their weight is a shallow measure of the obvious differences

In some cases you could even argue it both ways  - how about the then Prince Charles & Diana - which one aws punching above their weight ?

Or Camilla? 

[webpunter]

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He looks like one of those people who live in the middle of nowhere in the mid west part of a weird sect

[Blackpool Rock]

He looks like one of those people who live in the middle of nowhere in the mid west part of a weird sect

Yeah and you're not quite sure whether to call someone Mum or Sister 

[DastardlyDick]

In some cases you could even argue it both ways  - how about the then Prince Charles & Diana - which one aws punching above their weight ?

Diana was just a brood mare as far as the "grey suits" were concerned - Charles needed an heir and a spare pdq and she was the most acceptable option.

[Blackpool Rock]

Diana was just a brood mare as far as the "grey suits" were concerned - Charles needed an heir and a spare pdq and she was the most acceptable option.

Well imagine if he'd married Camilla back then and not had any kids then i'm thinking that Prince Andrew Andrew Mountbatten Windsor would be next in line