Author Topic: Lucky B*st*rds - or Guys punching above their weight  (Read 23094 times)

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Well imagine if he'd married Camilla back then and not had any kids then i'm thinking that Prince Andrew Andrew Mountbatten Windsor would be next in line  :unknown:
If Charles hadn't prevaricated over it, he could have married Camilla when she could have had his kids. He took so long,, she got bored and married Parker - Bowles instead.

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If Charles hadn't prevaricated over it, he could have married Camilla when she could have had his kids. He took so long,, she got bored and married Parker - Bowles instead.

His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

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His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I refer you to exhibit B, the Windsor-Fergusons...

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His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

you are assuming they  both share his genes  :unknown:

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His current offspring ain't winning no modelling competitions, and that is with Diana's genes.

Imagine the offspring him and Camilla would have produced  :vomit:

Indeed
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No Lady Di &  :scare:
I can't recall there being any ginger whingers in the parental lineage ?  :unknown:
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Indeed
On both
No Lady Di &  :scare:
I can't recall there being any ginger whingers in the parental lineage ?  :unknown:
Official or unofficial  :rolleyes:



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you are assuming they  both share his genes  :unknown:

I wonder if any of them have done a sneaky DNA test?

Knowing the history, if I was in that situation (either parent or offspring) I certainly would be checking.

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Indeed
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No Lady Di &  :scare:
I can't recall there being any ginger whingers in the parental lineage ?  :unknown:

Earl Spencer, Diana’s brother is a ginge

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Harry is clearly descended from Phil the not so Greek's Danish line.  He'd easily pass for a pig farmer.

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I wonder if any of them have done a sneaky DNA test?

Knowing the history, if I was in that situation (either parent or offspring) I certainly would be checking.
Just guessing but i'd assume that any new royal baby would automatically have their DNA taken just in case something weird happened so they could prove whether it was the right child or not etc

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Going by the tone of a lot of this thread, it looks like Eugenics is making a comeback ..........

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Just guessing but i'd assume that any new royal baby would automatically have their DNA taken just in case something weird happened so they could prove whether it was the right child or not etc
why would you assume that ?

The Firm arent exactly known for embracing the latest technology and anyway historically its probably been the  way that a bit of  more normal DNA has been introduced into the line

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why would you assume that ?

The Firm arent exactly known for embracing the latest technology and anyway historically its probably been the  way that a bit of  more normal DNA has been introduced into the line
Take a sample as soon as the baby is born, any future allegations of the baby having been switched etc can be immediately refuted, obviously that has no bearing on who the father may or may not be but just that it's the royal baby regardless of parentage

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Mr Leonardo DiCaprio (51) for Vittoria Ceretti (27)

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You know how even as a straight bloke you sometimes look at other men who seem to be fighting women off and think "OK yeah I can see why women fancy him", with DiCaprio I just never got why, in fact I always thought he was a bit of a weird looking fucker  :unknown:

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You know how even as a straight bloke you sometimes look at other men who seem to be fighting women off and think "OK yeah I can see why women fancy him", with DiCaprio I just never got why, in fact I always thought he was a bit of a weird looking fucker  :unknown:
Apparently, he has a lovely personality.

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Apparently, he has a lovely personality.
So do I  :rolleyes: so what's the difference  :unknown:
Ah yes I wasn't famous and he had a few more 0's on his bank balance

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So do I  :rolleyes: so what's the difference  :unknown:
Ah yes I wasn't famous and he had a few more 0's on his bank balance
have you got connections in the movie business? (I don't mean you know the guy down the cinema and can get her a free box of popcorn)

 

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Carrying on from my Melissa Bell post on WYWWE,
Melissa and her husband.

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or maybe not?

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Yeah I was actually thinking from the original pics that she's not exactly a young babe and looked a tad chunky, my initial thought was that they're fairly evenly matched  :unknown:

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Carrying on from my Melissa Bell post on WYWWE,
Melissa and her husband.

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Great to see Gregg Wallace back on his feet and having a fresh start down under.


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Great to see Gregg Wallace back on his feet and having a fresh start down under.
Haha

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Offline mr.bluesky

What would Madge and Harold say?

Harold's already podged her , thats why he always looked smug  :D
I bet Dr Karl Kennedy has also examined them too.
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Great boobs though
Bit too pendulous for me, but each to their own.


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You know how even as a straight bloke you sometimes look at other men who seem to be fighting women off and think "OK yeah I can see why women fancy him", with DiCaprio I just never got why, in fact I always thought he was a bit of a weird looking fucker  :unknown:

Di Caprio in Titanic was him at his peak, a stunning looking guy in that film. It’s been downhill ever since for Leo, tho he looked very good in WOWS