I meant to post this when it appeared in The Times on 1 June, but forgot:
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President Trump has announced that he will host the opening ceremony for the concert series marking America’s 250th birthday after several performers dropped out.
The concerts, scheduled to take place from June 25 until July 10 on the National Mall, are among several events planned to commemorate 250 years since the Declaration of Independence.
Trump wrote: “I understand Artists are getting ‘the yips’ … so I am thinking about bringing the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World, the man who gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime, and he does so without a guitar, the man who loves our Country more than anyone else, and the man who some say is the Greatest President in History (THE GOAT!), DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate “Artists,” and give a major speech, rallying the Country forward like I have done ever since being President!”
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The thing is ... does Trump just do it to annoy, because he knows it teases?
Or has he indeed got the biggest ego since Ozymandias?