Women who we wish were escorts?

[flyingduck]

Saw her in a play in Richmond many years ago. She was playing the part of a stripper. Got topless/did a pole dance. Very nice indeed

[A Decent Fist]

Nothing wrong with a bit of excess timber. A few hours a week in the gym would soon sort that out.

Not for most people once they get into middle age. Despite a lot of gym time and daily long walks I have plenty of my own excess timber. Only eating tiny food portions and giving up alcohol has any effect and I like food and drink far too much to keep that up for long.

Rather her than a skinny Minnie supermodel.

Skinny Minnie supermodels make me salivate with lust.

[PepeMAGA]

I'd need to go back around 20 years in a time machine to find Kelly Brook physically desirable.

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Dunno looks good to me


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[fredhiggins]

Did you see her as The Frog in the Masked Dancer, damm she was sexy.

[timsussex]

Did you see her as The Frog in the Masked Dancer, damm she was sexy.

unlike that red & white  outfit with the chunky sandals ! even if it does show cover ample boobs

[mr.bluesky]

unlike that red & white  outfit with the chunky sandals ! even if it does show cover ample boobs

True. Not the most flattering of outfits. I prefer her in her birthday suit 

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[DastardlyDick]

I'd need to go back around 20 years in a time machine to find Kelly Brook physically desirable.

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I still wouldn't say No! 😛

[Handel2020]

Lucy Zara. I was once at an LMP Party in London where about six guys where gathering around a young lady who had done porn. To me she just looked like another girl as I didn't know who she was. I wondered who would have to be at that party to make me act like they did around that woman and the answer is Lucy Zara. Click on photo for larger version.

I just checked out her website. She does small penis humuliation, but strictly no escorting or intimacy. 

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[webpunter]

I'm excluded
How did your meet up go ? 

Lucy Zara. I was once at an LMP Party in London where about six guys where gathering around a young lady who had done porn. To me she just looked like another girl as I didn't know who she was. I wondered who would have to be at that party to make me act like they did around that woman and the answer is Lucy Zara. Click on photo for larger version.

I just checked out her website. She does small penis humuliation, but strictly no escorting or intimacy. 

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[webpunter]

Maya Yama
She;s had a mention on this thread
Did her bit yesterday for soccer aid
With her new purple leather outfit considering it worth wazzing her on here again

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Doesnt she just, good girl 

It was hilarious watching Jenas
She's looking FAF right next to him & desperately trying to avoid gazing at her & her rack
I hope he had a tactical before the match

Have attached a couple of other pics.  Mahoosive rackage

If an SP looked remotely like her they'd be able to charge a lot
Difficult to assess how much
More the type of burd doing select extended meets with very wedged up geezers



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[Handel2020]

I'm excluded
How did your meet up go ? 

  Not too bad. Only I had to substitute with my little finger.

[badsin]

Lucy Zara. I was once at an LMP Party in London where about six guys where gathering around a young lady who had done porn. To me she just looked like another girl as I didn't know who she was. I wondered who would have to be at that party to make me act like they did around that woman and the answer is Lucy Zara. Click on photo for larger version.

I just checked out her website. She does small penis humuliation, but strictly no escorting or intimacy. 

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Wow, I'm impressed.... So Lucy Zara was at gang bang party, pleasuring multiple participants?
I think she's gorgeous nowadays, got the right balance of milf & filth
Can you enlighten us further on her escapades at marmalades..... 

[Handel2020]

Wow, I'm impressed.... So Lucy Zara was at gang bang party, pleasuring multiple participants?
I think she's gorgeous nowadays, got the right balance of milf & filth
Can you enlighten us further on her escapades at marmalades..... 

I didn't say she was there. I said the other guys were getting worked up over some porn model at LMP. I thought myself to be an exception to this rule, but on thinking about it later I realised I would be no different to them if Lucy Zara had been there instead of whoever the other girl was.

[webpunter]

uber milf Victoria Silvstedt
Skandi stunner
5'11' & enhanced rack
Ex playboy model & did some soft porn
She was featured in the bbc mini documentary on Monaco, where she lives
FAF imo


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[Punterperson1971]

Carmeon Hamilton from Reno to rental absolutely stunning

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[king tarzan]

Carmeon Hamilton from Reno to rental absolutely stunning

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Lovely velvety kissable lips 😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅

[Punterperson1971]

Lovely velvety kissable lips 😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅

Agree KT some black girls are stunners

[Jumping Jack Flash]

There’s a new BBC drama called Everything I Know About Love, it started last week. The main star who plays the character called Maggie is played by Emma Appleton who is fit as fuck in a sugar baby kind of way. She spends a lot of the first episode partially naked; with an arse to lust over and cute tits she ticks many of my horny boxes. As I now use sugar babies rather than escorts I nominate her for this thread, let’s face it the role of escort and sugar baby are pretty interchangeable. There a bit of the young Audrey Hepburn about her too.




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[timsussex]

the writer isnt bad either



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[king tarzan]

the writer isnt bad either



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Certainly would be picked from a delicious dessert menu 👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋

[Handel2020]

the writer isnt bad either



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Lovely. Who is she? She reminds me of Julia Etchingham on Sky News about 20 years back.

[Goldfinch]

Lovely. Who is she? She reminds me of Julia Etchingham on Sky News about 20 years back.

Dolly Alderton

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[webpunter]

+1

Lovely velvety kissable lips 😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋👅👅👅

Didnt you get a warning from DM for excessive use of emojis ?
You should check out potential RSI injury, on your keyboard of course 
Dont be a 🔔 end 

[timsussex]

She writes a weekly column for the Times

Giving relationship advice - tackling todays real problems like

DEAR DOLLY: ‘IS SLOW AND STEADY RIGHT, OR DO I HOLD OUT FOR HEAD-OVER-HEELS?’
I went through a difficult break-up last year and have recently started seeing someone new. The previous relationship was intoxicating — especially at the start. I had an immediate connection or perhaps infatuation with my ex, but I also felt insecure and uncertain sometimes. With my current partner all this has flipped. He makes me feel secure, safe and confident in our relationship. He is a wonderful person and we have so much in common. But my feelings are not as intense, they evolve and grow as our relationship does. It feels slow and steady, but this makes me question if it’s right. Do you think falling for someone can feel like this too? Or should we hold out for those rare head-over-heels connections?

what has The Thunderer become ?   

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[JontyR]

Dolly Alderton

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Oh Goldfinch....for the first time ever you haven't come up with the appropriate adultwork link!!

[king tarzan]

+1

Didnt you get a warning from DM for excessive use of emojis ?
You should check out potential RSI injury, on your keyboard of course 
Dont be a 🔔 end 

Not emojis..
Patio street slang the warning was for.

[webpunter]

Amongst other things 

Not emojis..
Patio street slang the warning was for.

[Goldfinch]

Oh Goldfinch....for the first time ever you haven't come up with the appropriate adultwork link!!

[Corus Boy]

If I could turn back time;

Servalan, the Supreme Commander from Blakes 7;

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Played by Jacqueline Pearce, who has sadly died.

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She could discipline me#~~! 

[JontyR]

Played by Jacqueline Pearce, who has sadly died.

Apparently she used to delight in hearing the role she played in the sexual awakening of many a young sci-fi nerd.

[mr.bluesky]

I much preferred Glynis Barber as Soolin

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[Corus Boy]

I much preferred Glynis Barber as Soolin

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I'd rather wait until she was Makepeace;

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[DastardlyDick]

If we're doing a bit of time travel, how about Audrey Hepburn?

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[Corus Boy]

If we're doing a bit of time travel, how about Audrey Hepburn?

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[Coriniumstud]

If we're doing a bit of time travel, how about Audrey Hepburn?

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Agree,Beautiful lady

[notcalledchris]

I much preferred Glynis Barber as Soolin

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Agreed. She is the one who awakened and emptied my teenage balls.

[paper5]

Jet off gladiators. I'd buy that for a dollar!

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[mr.bluesky]

Agreed. She is the one who awakened and emptied my teenage balls.

If we're going down the Sci fi route you have to mention Marina Sirtis from Star Trek The Next Generation.

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[Private Parts]

Mr B. Got it in two. It’s the “hang” that does it!
Too many sittee uppies these days
 
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[DastardlyDick]

If we're going down the Sci fi route you have to mention Marina Sirtis from Star Trek The Next Generation.

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Must've been cold on set that day - talk about smuggling peanuts! 😛😲

[PepeMAGA]

Jet off gladiators. I'd buy that for a dollar!

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And throw in Vogue and Lightning too

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[sparkus]

Jet off gladiators. I'd buy that for a dollar!

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[webpunter]

Sharon Davies who has got a  mention on KTs trans thread
Fit on 59 & back in the day wowser
Can you imagine her fitness levels when it comes to fun & games
Crackers knows the score
I would, not that this indicates much 


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[Thephoenix]

Good choice, and for being a brave and beautiful woman...
J. K. Rowling deserves a mention.



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[mr.bluesky]

Suzi Perry tv presenter who covers a lot of motorcycle racing and was on ITV's F1 coverage. Also appeared on the Gadget show as a presenter.  A genuine biker gal

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[threechilliman]

Suzi Perry tv presenter who covers a lot of motorcycle racing and was on ITV's F1 coverage. Also appeared on the Gadget show as a presenter.  A genuine biker gal

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Good shout is that.

[davxx]

Good shout is that.

Agreed on that she looks as if she would be up for a few things in bed
She was on Question of Sport the other night with Sam Quek what a threesome that would make..

[mr.bluesky]

Agreed on that she looks as if she would be up for a few things in bed
She was on Question of Sport the other night with Sam Quek what a threesome that would make..

  damn I missed that.

[webpunter]

Biker burds dont usually come across as reserved
Quite the opposite
They like riding a big throbber between their legs
As for Suzi, deffo milfy
When she was doing F1 coverage with Coulthard she would hang on his every word
Giving him wistful looks
In his presence reckon she was leaking like a knackered freezer
And ovulating
She looks fit & norty as in leather tight jeans & femdom ish heels, legs apart

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[davxx]

damn I missed that.

There is always BBC I player....