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Offline king tarzan

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Alexa Bliss from WWE. Shame she's recently married to a complete prick.

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😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅
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Offline CigarSmoke

Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffanies. My landlord has a picture of her nailed to the wall of the bedroom I'm paying rent for. I still haven't seen the movie, I just heard of it. I never fancied Audrey until I moved into that property and used that bedroom. She looks so elegant. I wank over that picture from time to time. That movie hit the cinemas 25 years before I was born! I admit it was a little strange wanking over a girl who passed away nearly 30 years ago.

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Amber Heard needs the cash and does watersports 💦💦💦

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Amber Heard needs the cash and does watersports 💦💦💦

???per hour????
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Offline JontyR

???per hour????
Think she'd be more in line to delivering BDSM than allowing you to get one of your 5 a day KT.

Offline grandaddybadman

Daphne joy is amazing I absolutely adore her look.
Unfortunately, it's Very unlikely to see her with an onlyfans page, never mind seeing her escort.

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Offline grandaddybadman

Vivi Winkler is a Brazilian fitness model. it would be a dream to meet her but
also very unlikely to be an escort and is apparently a millionaire.



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Offline PepeMAGA

Amber Heard needs the cash and does watersports 💦💦💦
Hard sports  :hi:

Offline grandaddybadman

Sara Retali is an onlyfans model and newly signed brazzers pornstar.
Born in venezuela living in Spain.

Apparently she use to escort years ago but is  doing very well on onlyfans.
She has publicly stated that she doesn't escort.

Out of the 3, sara retali would most likely turn to escorting.

In my view they are dream women to have in you contacts list.

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This Roxy que flex aka renee enos now renee jewett.
A happily married fitness model from Hawaii now living in Texas.
 
She is an absolute stunna

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Vivi Winkler is a Brazilian fitness model. it would be a dream to meet her but
also very unlikely to be an escort and is apparently a millionaire.



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More like Vincenzo than vivi
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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

Lucy Martin

Guaranteed at least a hand job!
Stumping/fisting is extra.
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Vivi Winkler is a Brazilian fitness model. it would be a dream to meet her but
also very unlikely to be an escort and is apparently a millionaire.



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Heaven :wacko:

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Heaven :wacko:

She is an absolute gem. I am no simp but I would let her sit on my face.
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Offline Private Parts

Lucy Martin

Guaranteed at least a hand job!
Stumping/fisting is extra.
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And? This lady does not deserve snide remarks like that.
In life we all have to overcome barriers.
I’m sure Lucy has

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

And? This lady does not deserve snide remarks like that.
In life we all have to overcome barriers.
I’m sure Lucy has

Good grief!

My point was at least she wouldn’t be on her phone texting whilst giving you a HJ = good escort.  :sarcastic:  = it was just an armless joke.

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Offline webpunter

+1 with PP's post

Lucy Martin

Guaranteed at least a hand job!
Stumping/fisting is extra.
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Freudian slip ?

Offline Rock123

Charlotte Crosby. Talentless chav that she is.

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Offline hermanmunster

Manon Azem - French actress.  Attractive girl next door type.

Apologies - can someone copy the photo?


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Manon Azem - French actress.  Attractive girl next door type.

Apologies - can someone copy the photo?


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Offline dexpunt

Charlotte Crosby. Talentless chav that she is.

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Give it a couple of years and she might be

Offline dexpunt

Just watched Springwatch and Megam McCubbin is worth a shout

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Offline webpunter

TOP find
More like a rather stunning GND, IMO
And doesnt need much war paint to look gorge
Here's a couple more pics

Manon Azem - French actress.  Attractive girl next door type.

Apologies - can someone copy the photo?

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Just watched Springwatch and Megam McCubbin is worth a shout

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On last nights episode she stated that she likes a Shag..... I did wonder if she blushed off camera as she said that( camera operator trying not to laugh)

Offline andy172

Sandra Bullock
Shania Twain
Rachel Riley
Julia Roberts (when in Pretty Woman)
Denise Van Outen (just rude)
Mary Millington
and Rachel Khoo

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Liz Hurley
Had this b/w poster in my university bedroom 💦

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Her appearance in Sharpe and in "that dress" did it for me  :thumbsup:

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Offline mr.bluesky

Her appearance in Sharpe and in "that dress" did it for me  :thumbsup:

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Oh yes who could ever forget that dress

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Shouts…  I’m a shit actress!

Not likely to be on the Oscars nomination list anytime soon but with a body like hers who cares
 :D

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What on earth was Hugh Grant doing when he decided to get noshed a street hoor ?  :dash:
Liz departed, obvs
& he must have suffered a dent to his film roles for a while & the amount he received for each
At least wedge up a big pile of cash for an SP through a very high end agency where the burds know that if they spill the beans this is where their problems start



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What on earth was Hugh Grant doing when he decided to get noshed a street hoor ?  :dash:
Liz departed, obvs
& he must have suffered a dent to his film roles for a while & the amount he received for each
At least wedge up a big pile of cash for an SP through a very high end agency where the burds know that if they spill the beans this is where their problems start

He must have had a moment of madness. From what I remember of the pictures of her she wasn't even good looking or even a high class hooker. He threw his relationship with Liz down the drain for what . Perhaps he wasn't getting his end away with Liz. :unknown:

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He must have had a moment of madness. From what I remember of the pictures of her she wasn't even good looking or even a high class hooker. He threw his relationship with Liz down the drain for what . Perhaps he wasn't getting his end away with Liz. :unknown:


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He must have had a moment of madness. From what I remember of the pictures of her she wasn't even good looking or even a high class hooker. He threw his relationship with Liz down the drain for what . Perhaps he wasn't getting his end away with Liz. :unknown:
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Thats got to be the only reason he'd do this. If he was an experienced puter he'd have gone to a hotel, complete novice :dash:

Offline Punterperson1971

Dewanda wise from the new jaurrasic park film

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Offline A Decent Fist

Finding Alana Blake Champion doing a hide-behind-the-door routine would be a dream come true.

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Lourdes Ciccone caught my attention today in a way her mother never did...

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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

There’s a feature on her in the Sun “newspaper”  today.
Kelly Brook.

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Offline mr.bluesky

There’s a feature on her in the Sun “newspaper”  today.
Kelly Brook.

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Apparently she's getting married soon  ( jammy bastard whoever he is ) :cry:

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I'd need to go back around 20 years in a time machine to find Kelly Brook physically desirable.

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Offline mr.bluesky

Nothing wrong with a bit of excess timber. A few hours a week in the gym would soon sort that out.  :unknown: Even with a few excess pounds I still would. :kissgirl: Rather her than a skinny Minnie supermodel.
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