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Offline Drayki

« Reply #1100 on: May 14, 2022, 02:37:48 pm »
Quote from: lillythesavage on May 14, 2022, 01:52:45 pm
She is plying her trade in Dagenham now apparently, no not that trade :D, trying to be an expert agent selling classic vehicles for a fee, talk about a bit of TV fame going to your head  :lol:

You’d still wallop her though  :lol: she used to make that show, she looked a right dirty bitch  :D

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1101 on: May 14, 2022, 02:46:51 pm »
Quote from: Drayki on May 14, 2022, 02:37:48 pm
You’d still wallop her though  :lol: she used to make that show, she looked a right dirty bitch  :D

Had to Google her to see what she looked like. Couldn't see the attraction to be honest  :unknown:

Offline SZR1989

« Reply #1102 on: May 14, 2022, 02:50:05 pm »
Carol Vorderman

Offline Drayki

« Reply #1103 on: May 14, 2022, 03:36:24 pm »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on May 14, 2022, 02:46:51 pm
Had to Google her to see what she looked like. Couldn't see the attraction to be honest  :unknown:

Each to their own I suppose, she looks better without her glasses on, have a look on yesterday tv, the old series is still on, apparently she got made redundant in the pandemic  :dash:

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« Reply #1104 on: May 14, 2022, 10:00:57 pm »
Spain's Eurovision entrant :wacko:

Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #1105 on: May 14, 2022, 10:59:36 pm »

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« Reply #1106 on: May 15, 2022, 12:28:32 am »
Quote from: Punterperson1971 on May 14, 2022, 01:43:39 pm
Spains euro entry for tonight her name is Chanel quite stunning to be fair

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Offline millman6

« Reply #1107 on: May 15, 2022, 04:50:49 pm »
Quote from: sparkus on May 12, 2022, 11:24:10 pm
Looks great fun

I found her quite sexy. Wouldn’t mind burying my rod in Pookie land.

Offline suttonporksword

« Reply #1108 on: May 16, 2022, 11:08:53 am »
Gemma Arturton for me please

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« Reply #1109 on: May 16, 2022, 11:27:45 am »
Liz Truss
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« Reply #1110 on: May 16, 2022, 11:41:48 am »

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« Reply #1111 on: May 16, 2022, 02:28:43 pm »
Quote from: jackdaw on May 16, 2022, 11:27:45 am
Liz Truss

How many alcoholic drink and cannabis roll ups would you need for that mission??
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« Reply #1112 on: May 16, 2022, 02:35:02 pm »
Quote from: king tarzan on May 16, 2022, 02:28:43 pm
How many alcoholic drink and cannabis roll ups would you need for that mission??

One I can’t logically justify!

But certainly wouldn’t need any booze. Maybe a joint to calm myself down a wee bit.
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Offline JontyR

« Reply #1113 on: May 16, 2022, 03:34:51 pm »
Quote from: jackdaw on May 16, 2022, 02:35:02 pm
One I can’t logically justify!

But certainly wouldn’t need any booze. Maybe a joint to calm myself down a wee bit.

Judging by her twitter feed she'd encourage you to take photos.

Offline webpunter

« Reply #1114 on: May 16, 2022, 10:01:01 pm »
Yes please
FAF, long strong legs & decent rackage

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Gemma Arturton for me please

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Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #1115 on: May 17, 2022, 04:47:42 pm »
Quote from: king tarzan on May 16, 2022, 02:28:43 pm
How many alcoholic drink and cannabis roll ups would you need for that mission??
Michael Gove would be perfect - he (allegedly) likes to powder his nose.

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« Reply #1116 on: May 17, 2022, 04:53:55 pm »
Quote from: suttonporksword on May 16, 2022, 11:08:53 am
Gemma Arturton for me please

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Count me in as well Webby. Very nice :rose:

Offline Stockton1966

« Reply #1117 on: May 17, 2022, 04:54:26 pm »
Quote from: Drayki on May 14, 2022, 03:36:24 pm
Each to their own I suppose, she looks better without her glasses on, have a look on yesterday tv, the old series is still on, apparently she got made redundant in the pandemic  :dash:
She does it for me, listening to the things she says on the show, she certainly has a naughty side to her.

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« Reply #1118 on: May 17, 2022, 04:58:48 pm »
Quote from: Stockton1966 on May 17, 2022, 04:54:26 pm
She does it for me, listening to the things she says on the show, she certainly has a naughty side to her.
You'd hope she'd be an awesome fuck along with that awesome body  :hi:

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #1119 on: May 17, 2022, 06:56:44 pm »
Quote from: Drayki on May 14, 2022, 09:06:26 am
Sarah Crabtree ex Bangers +Cash on Yesterday tv, any petrol heads on here will know who she is  :lol:

Absoluteley. She was totally aware of what she was saying. Plenty of pics etc. of her on social media  the net. I would think she's a right good laugh.

Offline webpunter

« Reply #1120 on: May 18, 2022, 12:27:40 am »
Shall we play spoof to see who goes first ?  ;) :D

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Count me in as well Webby. Very nice :rose:

Offline dubs

« Reply #1121 on: May 18, 2022, 11:41:32 am »
Quote from: suttonporksword on May 16, 2022, 11:08:53 am
Gemma Arturton for me please

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I always think Hayley-x-x looks like Gemma, but with ginger hair

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Offline Stockton1966

« Reply #1122 on: May 18, 2022, 12:42:50 pm »
How about Victoria Fritz from the BBC News?

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« Reply #1123 on: May 18, 2022, 03:11:34 pm »
Quote from: Stockton1966 on May 18, 2022, 12:42:50 pm
How about Victoria Fritz from the BBC News?

Leave a review leech

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Offline JontyR

« Reply #1124 on: May 18, 2022, 03:22:48 pm »
Quote from: Stockton1966 on May 18, 2022, 12:42:50 pm
How about Victoria Fritz from the BBC News?

She looks a right hun. I'd Bosch her.

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1125 on: May 18, 2022, 03:59:06 pm »
Quote from: The0neAnd0nly on May 18, 2022, 03:11:34 pm
Leave a review leech

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Give him a chance he's only been a member for 6 years  :sarcastic:

Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #1126 on: May 18, 2022, 04:35:54 pm »
Quote from: Stockton1966 on May 18, 2022, 12:42:50 pm
How about Victoria Fritz from the BBC News?
Almost 6.5 years on this site why no contribution from you  :dash: :dash:

Offline joe_lloyd99

« Reply #1127 on: May 21, 2022, 08:10:41 pm »
Anna Woolhouse - Sky Sports Boxing Presenter



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Offline webpunter

« Reply #1128 on: May 21, 2022, 08:27:01 pm »
May i refer you to my previous post

Tho good to see another pic of her

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Anna Woolhouse
Sky's boxing presenter
Looks FAF - amazing legs - Khan Brook tear up

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Offline chrishornx

« Reply #1129 on: May 21, 2022, 08:55:25 pm »

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1130 on: May 21, 2022, 09:02:15 pm »
Someone who I've never noticed before until I saw her on pointless celebrities tonight is comediane is Olga Koch ( apparently she has also appeared on mock the week) I would even forgive the fact that she is Russian

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Offline Lost Forever

« Reply #1131 on: May 22, 2022, 02:10:55 am »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on May 14, 2022, 02:46:51 pm
Had to Google her to see what she looked like. Couldn't see the attraction to be honest  :unknown:

she has a lovely arse

Offline Rock123

« Reply #1132 on: May 22, 2022, 12:25:39 pm »

Offline dexpunt

« Reply #1133 on: May 23, 2022, 01:31:10 pm »
Just been watching Melissa Reddy on Sky Sports..............Stunning!!

If only

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« Reply #1134 on: May 23, 2022, 01:50:15 pm »
Quote from: dexpunt on May 23, 2022, 01:31:10 pm
Just been watching Melissa Reddy on Sky Sports..............Stunning!!

If only

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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #1135 on: May 23, 2022, 05:58:50 pm »
Bethany Slater, the girl from the TUI adverts.
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« Reply #1136 on: May 23, 2022, 06:02:51 pm »
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Offline Corus Boy

« Reply #1137 on: May 23, 2022, 06:40:25 pm »
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And any guy who wants a date needs to be at least this big!

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After the operation they'll be this big!

Offline DastardlyDick

« Reply #1138 on: May 23, 2022, 06:43:09 pm »
Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on May 23, 2022, 06:02:51 pm
Jen Psaki

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Caption for last pic - ".....and I wanted my tits to be this big!

I wouldn't say no either, but I think she'd be a bit pricey!!
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Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #1139 on: May 23, 2022, 07:07:44 pm »
Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on May 23, 2022, 06:02:51 pm
Jen Psaki

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"I Want the guy's cock of the next fuck I have to be this long"
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Offline mills_and_bhuna

« Reply #1140 on: May 23, 2022, 07:17:45 pm »
Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on May 23, 2022, 06:02:51 pm
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Someone who tells lies for a living working as an escort?
What could possibly go wrong?

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

« Reply #1141 on: May 23, 2022, 07:57:55 pm »
Quote from: Corus Boy on May 23, 2022, 06:40:25 pm
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And any guy who wants a date needs to be at least this big!

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After the operation they'll be this big!

 :D I did type something similar initially but deleted it.
I think she’ll be type of escort who’ll use her hand to limit access.  :D

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« Reply #1142 on: May 25, 2022, 04:13:16 pm »
Ana de Armas, actress ( in last Bond film)

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« Reply #1143 on: May 25, 2022, 07:24:11 pm »
Quote from: catweazle on May 25, 2022, 04:13:16 pm
Ana de Armas, actress ( in last Bond film)

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Wow! You could hang your coat on those nips!! 😛

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« Reply #1144 on: May 28, 2022, 02:07:50 pm »
Leona Mayor, jockey and ITV racing pundit.



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« Reply #1145 on: May 29, 2022, 08:18:09 am »
Quote from: sparkus on February 05, 2021, 11:30:48 pm
An odd one but an Asian chick who has been emblazened in my skull during lockdown, Jojo4Rainbows of the Gala Spins gambling app:

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Now advertising cheap Tesco clothes on ITVBe.

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« Reply #1146 on: May 29, 2022, 04:29:01 pm »
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Leona Mayor, jockey and ITV racing pundit.



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She can ride me anytime  :wacko:

Offline Rock123

« Reply #1147 on: May 29, 2022, 10:47:33 pm »
Alexa Bliss from WWE. Shame she's recently married to a complete prick.

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Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #1148 on: May 30, 2022, 01:29:21 pm »
ITV’s doctor Zoe Williams gives me heart palpitations

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« Reply #1149 on: May 30, 2022, 06:39:47 pm »
Quote from: Punterperson1971 on May 30, 2022, 01:29:21 pm
ITV’s doctor Zoe Williams gives me heart palpitations

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