Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts?  (Read 568046 times)


Offline Drayki

Amrita Acharia, Actress who’s in Good karma hospital and off game of thrones

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Amrita Acharia, Actress who’s in Good karma hospital and off game of thrones
Yes, saw her on TV earlier, very nice


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My next MFFFF

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If Jenn Dodds (the one with the curly hair) was sitting waiting for business in one of the Edinburgh saunas just dressed in some skimpy undies, I'd happily take a punt.
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Anna Woolhouse
Sky's boxing presenter
Looks FAF - amazing legs - Khan Brook tear up

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Anna Woolhouse
Sky's boxing presenter
Looks FAF - amazing legs - Khan Brook tear up

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 :thumbsup: pretty sure she did itv's 6 nations rugby coverage last season . Looks like she's into leather too.  :wacko:
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Anna Woolhouse
Sky's boxing presenter
Looks FAF - amazing legs - Khan Brook tear up

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Bet you can picture these around your head :wacko: :wacko:

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If only
Firmly in the wank bank, in case i'm struggling at the local AMP then close eyes & its thunderbirds are go

Bet you can picture these around your head :wacko: :wacko:

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Katherine winnick

 :thumbsup: she has already been mentioned in this thread but worth another shout. (She's also a martial arts blackbelt in taekwondo ) loved her in the TV series Vikings  :kissgirl:

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:thumbsup: she has already been mentioned in this thread but worth another shout. (She's also a martial arts blackbelt in taekwondo ) loved her in the TV series Vikings  :kissgirl:

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She would of been £250 to £300 at the London Russian agencies..
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I'm adding a 'Time Machine' element.

Sunday morning mid 60's TV detective show Honey West.

Now Anne Francis would get a booking from me!

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The old duffers at the royal & ancient would have a heart attack if she turned up to tee off in that clobber

I'd deffo give her a lesson or two as to the correct way to grip the shaft  :D , i'll get my coat


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Danielle from American pickers. She is a bit rough around the edges but I bet she is dirty.

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She can handle my balls anytime  :wacko:

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Uber hot milf Michelle Mone
Ultimo Bra burd 

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Full of shit but I always enjoy her media appearances.

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Looks like great rackage
A real 'weight' to them & a lovely shape
There's an easy way to stop her gabbling  :D

Full of shit but I always enjoy her media appearances.

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Georgina seaman
David seaman’s now grown up daughter,fuck me she’s gorgeous

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Georgina seaman
David seaman’s now grown up daughter,fuck me she’s gorgeous

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Gives a whole new meaning to his nickname - Spunky  :D

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Georgina seaman
David seaman’s now grown up daughter,fuck me she’s gorgeous

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I remember a prossie tried using her pics as b&s so this thread could have been literal.

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For anyone else who likes the more experienced and mature lady...
There's something about Amanda Redmon.

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I remember a prossie tried using her pics as b&s so this thread could have been literal.
I can see a couple of reasons why! 😂😂

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For anyone else who likes the more experienced and mature lady...
There's something about Amanda Redmon.

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You are not wrong  :drinks:, I only watch repeats to see her  :D
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Violinist Vanessa Mae

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Yes I use to quite like Vanessa Mae. She could certainly fiddle around with me :wacko:

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Caroline Davies, BBC news, Moscow Correspondent. Loverly :rose: :rose:

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Yes I use to quite like Vanessa Mae. She could certainly fiddle around with me :wacko:

I'm guessing a lot of her first wave of fans weren't that interested in her violin skills or else they would have been as equally into Nigel Kennedy :sarcastic:

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I'm guessing a lot of her first wave of fans weren't that interested in her violin skills or else they would have been as equally into Nigel Kennedy :sarcastic:
Point taken. But Kennedy despite his fiddling skills is a bit off the wall really to my mind. Mae looks the part. Kennedy looks like he's just come  from the vegetable plot :wacko:

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Point taken. But Kennedy despite his fiddling skills is a bit off the wall really to my mind. Mae looks the part. Kennedy looks like he's just come  from the vegetable plot :wacko:

Looks like he's just stumbled out of the pub or nightclub at 4am. Vanessa Mae is very easy on the eye. I bet if she stumbled out the pub or nightclub at 4am she would still look a million bucks

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Isa Guha the cricketer, saw her in question of sport last week.

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Oh yes, most definitely!
That cheeky smile that says she's a right dirty mare and I love her giggle on the cricket commentary.
I've seen her a few times at cricket matches and was lucky enough to have a quick chat with her at one of the women's world cup games a few years ago.

Offline mr.bluesky

Don't know who she is but the woman in the zoflora advert in the green dress

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Don't know who she is but the woman in the zoflora advert in the green dress

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Bethany Louise Slater


Offline webpunter

I wouldn't mind going at her like a fiddler's elbow  :)

Yes I use to quite like Vanessa Mae. She could certainly fiddle around with me :wacko:

Offline Stretfordender

Adele Silva...........back in the day wow!!

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Saw her approx 5/6 years ago and she wasn't so great in the flesh. Too much work done but I agree about when she was younger she was gorgeous

Offline Thephoenix

Helle Thorning-Schmidt,  ex Danish prime minister, who was on Question Time recently.
Mature, intelligent and very sexy....who doesn't like a danish?  :rolleyes:



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I thought it was caprice the model when I saw news night but agree totally fit and has a mind too  ;)
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I thought it was caprice the model when I saw news night but agree totally fit and has a mind too  ;)
If you punted her would you review?

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No would you ? I have reviewed just normally added to existing not new ones my bad I know (slaps himself but not too hard)
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No would you ? 

Yeah probably.

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I have reviewed just normally added to existing not new ones my bad I know
I'm not sure any of your posts over 6 1/2 years would qualify as a review.

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(slaps himself but not too hard)

Whilst I'm sure others will acknowledge your self abuse, I reckon that someone with a boot or hammer may administer something more lasting if you don't take this more seriously.

Leeches are great suckers :crazy: