Author Topic: Pet punting hates  (Read 8042 times)

Offline contentguy

Being asked to leave shoes at the door - it compromises my security.
Having one of those body stockings on but refusing to remove it to conceal large belly, especially when pics conceal said belly.

And many of those mentioned above.

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The slapping noise as they take their bras off, as the tits hit the stomach, thighs, knees.

The ripple as they take their corsets off and tummies fall out.

The waves as I fuck them doggy, of fat from the buttocks up the back.

(Man, I must stop going by HP's recommendations).

             :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline sparkus

Being asked to leave shoes at the door - it compromises my security.
Having one of those body stockings on but refusing to remove it to conceal large belly, especially when pics conceal said belly.

And many of those mentioned above.

Guy

I have wondered several times what I'd do if they were half-inched? You'd be walking around in stocking feet until you could buy some somewhere.

Tina Services made me do it and another punter later entered the flat to wait, that did worry me (the ones I had on were bought by OH and she'd notice if they went missing).

That said, mates' girlfriends have made me do it and even leave them outside so it does have civvy parallel.

Offline Home Alone

I don't mind us keeping an eye on the clock and being broadly aware of the time but I dislike it when it's too precise.... I remember an occasion when midway through a booking I gently checked what time we started (there'd been a delay to booked start time) and she replied 12:23. She literally went from being my current fave to never me booking her again.

I was between Regulars about 5 - 6 years ago and was 'auditioning' for a new Regular. Which meant that I saw quite a few SPs in a shorter period of time between punts than usual. ;)

One lass dropped off the shortlist  when I realised at her second 'interview' that her service was so formulaic that I didn't need to glance at my watch to know how much time we had left!

Offline oap69

A clock in the room set ten minutes fast to make you leave early.

Offline Fuzzyduck

Telling me about her financial problems.
Telling me about her family problems.
Asking for a loan.
Asking for a tip.
Mid-punt discussions about extras

Asking too many personal questions
Trying to psychoanalyse me (I seem to have fucked all the Polish psychology students in London)
Talking too much
Not talking at all
Being told my cock's too big (I wish, honey)
Being asked why my cock isn't hard (as unhelpful as this question is mid-punt, telling her the answer isn't going to help either).
Being told the landlord/plumber/electrician has appeared as the reason they're cancelling
The jackhammer wank

Smoking or vaping without asking if I mind (yes, I do mind)
Smokers' breath
Smelling weed

Binary showers: either only freezing cold or nuclear.
Binary showers when the boiler is broken.
Being given a used/wet towel


A clock in the room set ten minutes fast to make you leave early.
I usually wear a Casio G- Shock with atomic timekeeping on my left wrist when visiting a SP.
So that I know the EXACT time when I look at my watch. GMT/BST and definitely not SP time!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline mr.bluesky

A clock in the room set ten minutes fast to make you leave early.

A good point. I have often noticed how an service providers wall clock always seems to be 10 minutes faster than my watch or time on my mobil phone. Perhaps they work in a different time zone. Service Providers Meantime instead of Greenwich Mean time.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2020, 05:04:24 pm by mr.bluesky »

Offline Fuzzyduck

I usually wear a Casio G- Shock with atomic timekeeping on my left wrist when visiting a SP.
So that I know the EXACT time when I look at my watch. GMT/BST and definitely not SP time!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Or you could just point out to the SP their clock is fast, so you agree up front when the finish time should be on that clock. Never been a problem for me.

Offline Rochelle

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Or you could just point out to the SP their clock is fast, so you agree up front when the finish time should be on that clock. Never been a problem for me.
Indeed, an hour is an hour is an hour.

Offline Liverpool

Or you could just point out to the SP their clock is fast, so you agree up front when the finish time should be on that clock. Never been a problem for me.

Or when I used to do Soho walkups, when the WG stashes the money, set the time on the clock to the correct time.

Offline kayak

Smelly anus also :vomit:
Agreed. I wash with water every time I pee, and if I’m at home, after every number 2 as well, otherwise I use biodegradable wet wipes which I carry for the purpose. It’s not too much to ask for a lady to actually wash after peeing, just dabbing with loo paper isn’t adequate, it’s not clean.  :vomit:

Offline Fuzzyduck

Or when I used to do Soho walkups, when the WG stashes the money, set the time on the clock to the correct time.

:lol: I've never thought of doing that. Top tip.  :hi:

Offline usroads

Low beds - I've got bad knees.

Offline gbyld87

Low beds - I've got bad knees.

to add to this - those beds where the frame sticks out 6 inches from under the mattress.  i like to stand up and rail them on the corner of the bed and it fucks my shins right up.  :lol:

Offline usroads

I'd go for standing doggy up against the dressing table.

Offline Fugly

to add to this - those beds where the frame sticks out 6 inches from under the mattress.  i like to stand up and rail them on the corner of the bed and it fucks my shins right up.  :lol:

+1 and just shit, rickety beds.  I had one collapse under me last year as I was attempting to get to grips with a massive pair of funbags.  It fair spoiled my day

Offline sparkus

Actually, surging up the charts to number one: WGs and maids who say they'll text the postcode then don't. Happens all the time.

"Baby, I already sent you it. Your phone must have problem."

Got to be, bumping into Smug 'Sergei's on a punt.
Whether sat in their ...'always white' BMWs, why are they always white? or when using the bathroom or in the hallways/foyers, etc...
Hate that! :dash:

Offline JAYZ

The constant pop music some ladies have playing. It's more especially EE ladies. Some will happily turn it off or the volume down though some clearly are unhappy to do so.

Clicking with a touring girl and thinking she would make a great regular only to find she has no plans to return to the area for 12 months.

Offline Fuzzyduck

Clicking with a touring girl and thinking she would make a great regular only to find she has no plans to return to the area for 12 months.

Oh poor you. Definitely a first world problem. Ranks up there with "she was so amazing but I can't afford to see her regularly"
« Last Edit: October 12, 2020, 01:38:44 pm by Fuzzyduck »

Offline Rochelle

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Oh poor you. Definitely a first world problem. Ranks up there with "she was so amazing but I can't afford to see her regularly"
Couldn't you say the same about the entire thread?
« Last Edit: October 12, 2020, 01:44:21 pm by Rochelle »

Offline Fuzzyduck

Couldn't you say the same about the entire thread?

Absolutely, but I couldn't immediately think of anything else that showed my lack of compassion for his plight.

Offline Rochelle

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Absolutely, but I couldn't immediately think of anything else that showed my lack of compassion for his plight.
:lol:
Fair enough.

Absolutely, but I couldn't immediately think of anything else that showed my lack of compassion for his plight.

Spare a thought for those of us out in the sticks where decent girls are few and far between - living in that London (as I infer based upon the locations of your reviews) you are spoilt for choice whereas some of us are in "punting deserts".

Got to love the compassion shown by some on this site  :lol:

Offline Fuzzyduck

Spare a thought for those of us out in the sticks where decent girls are few and far between - living in that London (as I infer based upon the locations of your reviews) you are spoilt for choice whereas some of us are in "punting deserts".

Got to love the compassion shown by some on this site  :lol:

:D I feel your pain, brother. You should move! London punting isn't always glorious. Looking at your last ten reviews, you're batting 8-1-1 (anyone would be delighted with that); my last 10 are 1-7-2. Where's my sympathy?

Yes come up to Cambridge were the decent punts are very few:(...

Offline daviemac

Spare a thought for those of us out in the sticks where decent girls are few and far between - living in that London (as I infer based upon the locations of your reviews) you are spoilt for choice whereas some of us are in "punting deserts".

Got to love the compassion shown by some on this site  :lol:
Are you having a laugh, punting desert??? from your reviews you're based in the South West. There's 1174 escorts listed on AW for your area, we only have 498 in the North East. Only Northern Island and the Channel Islands show fewer. 

Offline Bonker

Butterface.
That's why I'm really grateful for the verification pics thread.

Offline Rochelle

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Butterface.
That's why I'm really grateful for the verification pics thread.
Sometimes the verification pics aren't representative. If anybody saw mine they definitely wouldn't want to meet me.
:lol:
« Last Edit: October 13, 2020, 12:11:55 am by Rochelle »

Offline Bonker

I don't understand how. Aren't they without makeup and no photoshopping? Therefore more accurate?

Offline Rochelle

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I don't understand how. Aren't they without makeup and no photoshopping? Therefore more accurate?
I'm not very photogenic and I usually take quite a few before I get one I'm happy with. When I took my verification pic I didn't really care how it turned out, my hair was a mess, blah blah blah. It's just a photo to get my profile verified and nobody's meant to see it.
I imagine there are girls who are similar when it comes to taking the verification pic.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2020, 12:25:31 am by Rochelle »

Offline sparkus

I'm not very photogenic and I usually take quite a few before I get one I'm happy with. When I took my verification pic I didn't really care how it turned out, my hair was a mess, blah blah blah. It's just a photo to get my profile verified and nobody's meant to see it.
I imagine there are girls who are similar when it comes to taking the verification pic.

It's the ones with the 'hostage video' vibe which freak me out :scare:

There's always some leeway in this game but they're useful when a WG is using old pics or ones unrepresentative of her actual body size.

It's the ones with the 'hostage video' vibe which freak me out :scare:

There's always some leeway in this game but they're useful when a WG is using old pics or ones unrepresentative of her actual body size.
You can forgive a lot with makeup and hair done up, but the clearly 'high on drugs' and/or 'human trafficked' pictures are useful. I saw one the other day where the SP was clearly in some kind of hostel kitchen with padlocked cupboards

Offline Yasir_DK

A real pet hate is when a SP states in her profile what she expects in an email,  you follow the instructions then she proceeds to read it and does not bother replying. I wouldn't mind even if it were a no
« Last Edit: October 16, 2020, 11:57:14 am by Yasir_DK »

Offline Vic69

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I'm not very photogenic and I usually take quite a few before I get one I'm happy with. When I took my verification pic I didn't really care how it turned out, my hair was a mess, blah blah blah. It's just a photo to get my profile verified and nobody's meant to see it.
I imagine there are girls who are similar when it comes to taking the verification pic.

OMG mine was horrendous, no makeup, hair needed doing, may have even been in my dressing gown lol I just figured nobody else would see it (hopefully)

Offline Rochelle

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OMG mine was horrendous, no makeup, hair needed doing, may have even been in my dressing gown lol I just figured nobody else would see it (hopefully)
Exactly, I don't think many girls care what they look like in a verification pic.

Trying to wank you off like you knob is a piston and thinking the faster i do it the quicker he cums

Offline mr.bluesky

Sometimes the verification pics aren't representative. If anybody saw mine they definitely wouldn't want to meet me.
:lol:


You have lovely tits though Rochelle  :thumbsup:

One word: "Hun".

No. I'm neither a Hun, (note the complete lack of bearskins, pointy hat or big mustache - it's a giveaway).
Nor can you call me honey when you've not met me and have no idea if I'm a dribbling axe murderer.

And you are not a 1970s female R+B singer.
Otherwise you'd not be doing this, unless of course you blew it all on snorting half of Columbia's gross domestic product up your sinuses and now need more cash.

This fucks me off only marginally more than "Babe", as I'm neither a small movie pig or the end of a pop lyric.

Lost count of how many pieces of business have been cancelled as soon as this mindless, false, insincere drivel gets expelled from someone's probably permanently open gob, or via text. I feel like my meagre intelligence is being insulted that I'd fall for such blatant adoration from someone who's never even met me.
Vomit inducing. :vomit:

Bye!!!

« Last Edit: October 16, 2020, 10:08:39 pm by joninbristol »

A real pet hate is when a SP states in her profile what she expects in an email,  you follow the instructions then she proceeds to read it and does not bother replying. I wouldn't mind even if it were a no

I have been there, it's so bloody frustrating and totally impolite at the end of the day.   

Offline Bonker

Exactly, I don't think many girls care what they look like in a verification pic.

Has recent evidence managed to persuade you otherwise?

Offline Golovkin

Not doing all the services they advertise facial, French kissing, CIM, whatever they say they do but don’t. Messing you about with time or length of booking. Ignoring you and ghosting you when you arrive at the address you have been given. Asking you how long you booked when you get there! Not dressing as requested or not making an effort with there appearance. Not looking anything like their pics. Being over 20 years older than they advertise. Being in an unfit state to be working under the influence of drink or drugs or both. Poor hygiene, general laziness can’t ride on top for more than 10 seconds without getting tired. Working when not a 100% fit for work they have an injury that effects the service. An illness they happily give you years back I seen a girl that was great had full on snogging after we finished she was coughing and said she couldn’t get rid of her cold. I thought thanks now I will have it. Being miserable and hard to communicate with. Lying about where they are from, Roms pretending to be Italian or Spanish. Mechanical service stopping any real penetration by moving to make it awkward to get your cock in more than a couple of inch’s. Rushing you and trying to tell you what you like as if everyone likes the same things. I’m sure there’s more I have forgot but it’s not all bad the odd diamond you find makes you keep doing it!

Offline Rochelle

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Has recent evidence managed to persuade you otherwise?
I haven't paid much attention to those threads lately.

Offline Pumpkin

Sending emails and they read them but don’t reply :dash: then a week later when they’ve got no business they then decide to reply and ask if you want to  :thumbsdown:

Asking you how long you booked when you get there!

Agree with most of those, though think sometimes girls use the above question to save themselves asking outright for payment.

Not doing all the services they advertise facial, French kissing, CIM, whatever they say they do but don’t. Messing you about with time or length of booking. Ignoring you and ghosting you when you arrive at the address you have been given. Asking you how long you booked when you get there! Not dressing as requested or not making an effort with there appearance. Not looking anything like their pics. Being over 20 years older than they advertise. Being in an unfit state to be working under the influence of drink or drugs or both. Poor hygiene, general laziness can’t ride on top for more than 10 seconds without getting tired. Working when not a 100% fit for work they have an injury that effects the service. An illness they happily give you years back I seen a girl that was great had full on snogging after we finished she was coughing and said she couldn’t get rid of her cold. I thought thanks now I will have it. Being miserable and hard to communicate with. Lying about where they are from, Roms pretending to be Italian or Spanish. Mechanical service stopping any real penetration by moving to make it awkward to get your cock in more than a couple of inch’s. Rushing you and trying to tell you what you like as if everyone likes the same things. I’m sure there’s more I have forgot but it’s not all bad the odd diamond you find makes you keep doing it!

Blimey! ever thought of taking up the cloth or entering a monastry at all;?....

Offline Bonker

I haven't paid much attention to those threads lately.

It may be time for women on AW to take more care with verification pics nowadays as good people in here are posting them. Some punters like to see what the WGs really look like. I certainly do. How much effort is there to make yourself presentable for a verification pic? It would be a differentiator.

It may be time for women on AW to take more care with verification pics nowadays as good people in here are posting them. Some punters like to see what the WGs really look like. I certainly do. How much effort is there to make yourself presentable for a verification pic? It would be a differentiator.

I think ALL us blokes would would want to see what an SP really looks like before thinking about  booking.  I think access to a no-slap verification pic should be compulsory.   ( especially for some of us who find it harder to walk with a boner.. :D)

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