Pet punting hates

[daviemac]

I think ALL us blokes would would want to see what an SP really looks like before thinking about  booking.  I think access to a no-slap verification pic should be compulsory.   ( especially for some of us who find it harder to walk with a boner.. )

Please don't speak for me, I can't remember the last time I saw the face of the escort I booked prior to the booking, it's not a thing that concerns me.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Please don't speak for me, I can't remember the last time I saw the face of the escort I booked prior to the booking, it's not a thing that concerns me.

You're right..

Edit:  I would imagine that quite a few of us blokes would not mind seeing a more realistic and natural pre-slap image of the WG we are about to"splash out" on.

[Rochelle]

It may be time for women on AW to take more care with verification pics nowadays as good people in here are posting them. Some punters like to see what the WGs really look like. I certainly do. How much effort is there to make yourself presentable for a verification pic? It would be a differentiator.

I look like shit in my verification pic. I didn't care as nobody's supposed to see it. I'm not very photogenic and I tend to take lots of photos to get one I like. With the verification pic, I didn't bother trying to get a decent shot.
When setting up my profile, I was smart enough to look at the options and make sure that it wasn't on display.

[Hobbit]

I look like shit in my verification pic. I didn't care as nobody's supposed to see it. I'm not very photogenic and I tend to take lots of photos to get one I like. With the verification pic, I didn't bother trying to get a decent shot.
When setting up my profile, I was smart enough to look at the options and make sure that it wasn't on display.

Did you try putting some makeup on before taking the pic?  Most women IMO look not as attractive without makeup. There are some that don't need it but not many.

[sparkus]

I look like shit in my verification pic. I didn't care as nobody's supposed to see it. I'm not very photogenic and I tend to take lots of photos to get one I like. With the verification pic, I didn't bother trying to get a decent shot.
When setting up my profile, I was smart enough to look at the options and make sure that it wasn't on display.

Tbf you're an established provider with an internet presence of sorts and most prospective clients will know, ballpark, what they're getting.

Let's just some some in brothel land don't always match up to the AW galleries...

[jimbobted]

In 69 it's erection-destroying.

Occasionally in doggy or prone the stretching of the under carriage can lead to a waft...

Reminds me of the time I'd enjoyed anally drilling a young hottie, was stood behind her french kissing whilst groping her tits and finger her pussy ready for another pounding at the front door when she farted the most disgusting right sulphurous fart.
Grim, she looked very sheepish but made up for it by getting on her knees, sucking me off and swallowing.

[Rochelle]

Did you try putting some makeup on before taking the pic?  Most women IMO look not as attractive without makeup. There are some that don't need it but not many.

No. I rarely wear make-up.

[Hobbit]

No. I rarely wear make-up.

There you go then. Try it and see what happens. Your client ratio might increase.

[WelshClipper]

My biggest hate is phone silence. Also complete phone silence when clearly advertising available today. I know some are busy but a polite short text if suddenly not available would be a saver for me. I am a travelling punter, cos local area a desert, and need to move on if not available.

Once booking accepted I can deal with most things even B&S as long as the replacement is hot. 

But silence is the pits especially when your cock is throbbing 

[RandomGuy99]

1. Bad booking comms - it shouldn't take more than 2 or 3 messages max to arrange a booking for a given date, time and list of services and fee. I'm only trying to book you for a shag. I'm not trying to negotiate Brexit via PMs.

2. Poor personal hygiene prep by the SP - I put the time in to be clean for the SP, so is it too much to expect the SP to do the same?  The good SPs are always well prepped and look and smell fantastic.

3. Having your time cut short - you book for an hour, you arrive and pays your money for an hour, you get stuck in and the SP is encouraging you to cum, so you do and then you realise you're only 30 minutes in and she decides to get dressed and no other services offered for the remainder of the time.  Also known as a piss take.

[Rochelle]

There you go then. Try it and see what happens. Your client ratio might increase.

Nah. I'll stick to not wearing it.

[standardpostage]

I think ALL us blokes would would want to see what an SP really looks like before thinking about  booking.  I think access to a no-slap verification pic should be compulsory.   ( especially for some of us who find it harder to walk with a boner.. )

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The difference is unbelievable, like chalk and cheese, as they say.
Reminds me of my other half 

[Stealthmode]

I think ALL us blokes would would want to see what an SP really looks like before thinking about  booking.  I think access to a no-slap verification pic should be compulsory.   ( especially for some of us who find it harder to walk with a boner.. )

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[Malvolio]

If the WG will be wearing make-up, why would you care what she looks like without it on?

Accurate photos of her body are much more important to me as a figure over looks punter.

[Payyourwaymate]

I think ALL us blokes would would want to see what an SP really looks like before thinking about  booking.  I think access to a no-slap verification pic should be compulsory.   ( especially for some of us who find it harder to walk with a boner.. )

See cases in point below.









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Make up is very advance these days with baking, contouring and many other techniques that can transform a womans face. Have you seen kylie jenner without makeup? Went from attractive to plain jane. The only way to see through it is to learn about make up or get a female you know that knows how to use make up to tell you how it works.

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[bbwandy72]

I'm not very photogenic

I know you're not going to believe me, but you're underselling yourself there.

[Rochelle]

I know you're not going to believe me, but you're underselling yourself there.

Thanks, but you don't see how many pictures I take before deciding to post one.

[sparkus]

Thanks, but you don't see how many pictures I take before deciding to post one.

No need to fish for compliments, it's not UKE

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

If the WG will be wearing make-up, why would you care what she looks like without it on?

Accurate photos of her body are much more important to me as a figure over looks punter.

Agreed! Accurate photos of her body shape are very important.  I hate when there's a slim photo but in the room there's an A.D. version...(After Doughnuts).

 A bit of slap is cool, it's when it's totally transforming it looks like a different girl.  It's like choosing a sweet car online at Cazoo but when it's delivered,

it's got dents, scratches, missing wheel trims,chips, rust, lots of filler and the sunroof doesn't close..    (nothing comes as standard, everything is extra. )

[sparkus]

Some reckless (and pointless) WG behaviour not mentioned which can cause maximum psychological disturbance for anyone with an OH.

- Over-powering perfume when there's no shower (fruity lube scent amassing on groin sometimes happens too)
- lovebites or back scratches, I mean seriously WTF?

[Vic69]

Thanks, but you don't see how many pictures I take before deciding to post one.

Ha ha same!
I recently did a photo shoot, the makeup artist was amazing and even as someone who is highly critical of their appearance, I've got to say I looked like a film star (that's really not meant to sound big headed in anyway at all) it was the makeup artists skill that made me look that way.  I'm usually not great at makeup, dont wear anything heavy, but it made me realise why these women on TV and in the media always look so amazing is because they either have their makeup done for them or they have learned how the professionals do it.  It was a bit of a waste anyway lol as my face will be blurred out on the pics on my website.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Pet hates? Yes. I dislike visiting ladies only to discover that they have a pet.

[sparkus]

Pet hates? Yes. I dislike visiting ladies only to discover that they have a pet.

Polish bird in West London, built like a tank but only 30 quid and working from her own house share so all good.  Black cat on bed (like the one off 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch') making eye contact with me throughout and bobbing his head up and down in time with my thrusts.  Put me right off.

[Fuzzyduck]

Polish bird in West London, built like a tank but only 30 quid and working from her own house share so all good.  Black cat on bed (like the one off 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch') making eye contact with me throughout and bobbing his head up and down in time with my thrusts.  Put me right off.

At least you didn't have the fucker claw at your ass while you were on the job. I like cats but refuse to entertain one in the room anymore. Pun intended.

[sparkus]

At least you didn't have the fucker claw at your ass while you were on the job. I like cats but refuse to entertain one in the room anymore. Pun intended.

Funnily enough dogs often don't seem to like seeing shagging:

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[Fuzzyduck]

Funnily enough dogs often don't seem to like seeing shagging:

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[kayak]

Pictures of the lass on her hols in her a/w gallery. I don't care if she's in her bikini, I'm not looking at her gallery to see her holiday photos! For that matter, pics of dildos, often displayed as a collection, do nowt for me either.

[Charlie Chalk]

Pictures of the lass on her hols in her a/w gallery. I don't care if she's in her bikini, I'm not looking at her gallery to see her holiday photos! For that matter, pics of dildos, often displayed as a collection, do nowt for me either.

Yep, the dildo collection pics really piss me off as well, especially if they form the majority of the gallery pics. I know what a sodding dildo looks like, I need to know what the WG looks like!

[Bonker]

Pics of feet and fingernails.
Crappy close ups of pudenda.
Hiding behind the door - you must open the door to non-punters (pizza delivery; condom resupply...) pop your head round at least!

Tits up to the neck with a bra on, slapping against the knees with bra off.

Moaning about the previous occupant of her pussy.

[RandomGuy99]

Yep, the dildo collection pics really piss me off as well, especially if they form the majority of the gallery pics. I know what a sodding dildo looks like, I need to know what the WG looks like!

The dildo collection pics save a lot of messages between punters and SPs when the punter asks "What dildos do you have?", "Do you have a black dildo?", "Do you have a glass dildo with bumps?", "Do you have a steel dildo?", "What butt plugs do you have?", "Do you have a big dildo?", "Do you have a strap on?", "What size strap on do you have?" and the list goes on.  With the photo, the SP simply says see the photo of my dildo collection and no further exchange of messages is required on the topic. Simples.

[RandomGuy99]

If the WG will be wearing make-up, why would you care what she looks like without it on?

Accurate photos of her body are much more important to me as a figure over looks punter.

+1 exactly.  I'll be seeing her while she's wearing make up so I don't need to know what she looks like without make up.

[kayak]

The dildo collection pics save a lot of messages between punters and SPs when the punter asks "What dildos do you have?", "Do you have a black dildo?", "Do you have a glass dildo with bumps?", "Do you have a steel dildo?", "What butt plugs do you have?", "Do you have a big dildo?", "Do you have a strap on?", "What size strap on do you have?" and the list goes on.  With the photo, the SP simply says see the photo of my dildo collection and no further exchange of messages is required on the topic. Simples.

and I shouldv'e mentioned, pictures of whips as well!

[Dr Talueng]

thinking of pictures, has anybody already mentioned ... 'various pictures of underwear, usually laying on a bed'.

I wanna see you wearing it, or removing it.

It's like somebody describing a fabulous birthday present or xmas present, and only showing you a photo of the crumpled wrapping paper.

[welshpunter17]

Looks like i've been pretty lucky compared to some of you.. But here some things I've experienced that's annoyed me

• Dodgy location - Not leaving my car on the streets in a council estate thank you very much
• Cold room - Seriously just pop a fan heater in there and at least get the room a little warmer
• As soon as I cum she leaves the room - Okay fine I get it you want to clean up, but we got 10 minutes of cwtching time left
• Automated responses on AW to ring - I would ring if my phone wasn't stashed away somewhere safe and I was preparing in advance!
• Touring girls advertising that they are available locally - Message and AW read and ignored, text message replied to once they leave the area! Come on..

[sparkus]

Looks like i've been pretty lucky compared to some of you.. But here some things I've experienced that's annoyed me

• Dodgy location - Not leaving my car on the streets in a council estate thank you very much
• Cold room - Seriously just pop a fan heater in there and at least get the room a little warmer
• As soon as I cum she leaves the room - Okay fine I get it you want to clean up, but we got 10 minutes of cwtching time left
• Automated responses on AW to ring - I would ring if my phone wasn't stashed away somewhere safe and I was preparing in advance!
• Touring girls advertising that they are available locally - Message and AW read and ignored, text message replied to once they leave the area! Come on..

I hear ya. I'm always fearful of something happening to the car and not being able to explain why I was there.

Temperature can ruin punts, especially if there's no ventilation or fan/ac and the room quickly gets hot.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I hear ya. I'm always fearful of something happening to the car and not being able to explain why I was there.

... such as a parking ticket.  Especially from a private parking firm. I got one once from a hotel car park and told the missus I had stopped there for a pee!

[Lou2019]

Pics of feet and fingernails.
Crappy close ups of pudenda.
Hiding behind the door - you must open the door to non-punters (pizza delivery; condom resupply...) pop your head round at least!

Tits up to the neck with a bra on, slapping against the knees with bra off.

Moaning about the previous occupant of her pussy.

But we don’t usually open the door to the pizza delivery guy in stockings and suspenders 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

But we don’t usually open the door to the pizza delivery guy in stockings and suspenders 

Even if he's a 'puntin;)?....

[Lou2019]

Even if he's a 'puntin;)?....

whilst delivering a 12 inch (Sorry that sounded funnier in my head lol)

[sparkus]

To add to the list, seeing one of a duo working from a hotel room where the other one sits out the punt in the bathroom.  I appreciate the economics of the situation but hardly a stretch to put some clothes on and leave the room, puts you off your stride knowing there's someone who can hear it all.

Another hate: booking one of a duo who says they will be there and then when you turn up it's the other one only who you didn't even want to book with.  An awkward walk off that situation.

[luv2kiss54]

At least you didn't have the fucker claw at your ass while you were on the job. I like cats but refuse to entertain one in the room anymore. Pun intended.

Does that count as a threesome !

I too have had a cat on the bed whilst performing with its owner. It was a newly acquired kitten which was very playful and i made the mistake of showing him some attention. When i took my shirt off there was no where to hang it(as usual) so dropped it on the floor and the bloody thing starts getting comfortable sitting on it so i lift him off and next thing he is joining us on the bed and just lies next to us whilst i pump away in mish with a curious look on his face. Didn't really put me off found it quite funny.Not every day you please 2 pussies but after all i am a stud ! !

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Cheers for the reminder HP..

Went a a recent punt and the girl either ran out of, of never had any Lube of any sort.  This was a 15 min P&D so no time to employ my new found amazing skills

as a lover, (cheers Doc Halliday) to get her juicy so had to to endure friction burn  and the funny sight of us both spagging on me cock for lubrication..

Lesson: Always carry a small 10ml tube in jeans hip pocket.

[sparkus]

Winky Wanky would have been all over this thread before, he's not logged on for a fortnight now.  Hope he's OK.

[Bonker]

But we don’t usually open the door to the pizza delivery guy in stockings and suspenders 

Why do you think you have to for a punt?
We're not going to run away at the sight of a trackie or jeans or whatever. We've seen them before.

So, I'm not going to buy that excuse.

[Malvolio]

To add to the list, seeing one of a duo working from a hotel room where the other one sits out the punt in the bathroom.  I appreciate the economics of the situation but hardly a stretch to put some clothes on and leave the room, puts you off your stride knowing there's someone who can hear it all.

This situation would actually appeal to me.  Had a punt last month where I was doing the WG in the living room and could hear someone rummaging around in the kitchen (there was a curtain between the two) - it just inspired me to thrust away harder.

[sparkus]

This situation would actually appeal to me.  Had a punt last month where I was doing the WG in the living room and could hear someone rummaging around in the kitchen (there was a curtain between the two) - it just inspired me to thrust away harder.

As with everything in life there's exceptions.  I once boinked a mega-titted Rom who asked me if I minded if her flatmate was near and present as she would leave us to it and not be interested in us, to her credit she did just that.  Another time I actually did shag the other one of the duo, despite initially not finding her as attractive/my usual type she was actually quite an unexpected good fuck.

Last month I visited a semi regular and saw a bloke in the kitchen on entry and leaving.  Probing further about it, it seemed she had rented the room for a week in an entirely non-brothel household of indifferent compatriots of hers

Once had a hard time shagging Big Tits Betti as there was, I kid you not, about seven or eight Hungarian men all sat in the kitchen playing cards (they didn't look up or acknowledge my presence in any way, it seemed utterly usual for them to see punters coming and going).

[pbrown355]

Once had the WGs duo pal in the room. Can't remember the conversation that resulted in her sitting on the bed while we went at it but she wasn't supposed to be part of the punt. Took no part except she gave me her breasts to play with for the last few minutes shagging.

[sparkus]

Once had the WGs duo pal in the room. Can't remember the conversation that resulted in her sitting on the bed while we went at it but she wasn't supposed to be part of the punt. Took no part except she gave me her breasts to play with for the last few minutes shagging.

I once accepted the offer, post punt, to stay in the room with a duo and enjoy some wine with them.  I was initially wary as I thought what if it was laced with something and I end up relieved of possessions or worse.  Was a bit weird when the one I'd been shagging the hell out of kept pulling her robe over her copius cleavage every time it opened, I guess no freebie peaking when the meter turned off.  Convo flowed for ages as we knocked them back but they shit themselves when they realised they hadn't turned the phone back on and had a load of missed calls of potential bookings they'd been too tipsy to think about

[willie loman]

But we don’t usually open the door to the pizza delivery guy in stockings and suspenders 

hiding behind the door makes total sense to me, can never understand punters complaining about it.

[willie loman]

But we don’t usually open the door to the pizza delivery guy in stockings and suspenders 

what about pizza dare?