Pet punting hates

[marcius2018]

Reading some of the reports and the apparent failure of too many AW SPs to do what's included on their "likes" list got me thinking.

Some of my irritations:

Listing DFK and it's an insipid peck (excusable re the halitotic!)

Putting a hand down there to limit penetration (Excusable where the punter is hung like a Poutoi donkey!)

Don't like fingering....when fisting is also listed.

I could go on, but summarised by just giving a general impression that they'd rather not be there....well why not just not be there instead!

What winds you up?

[chadpitt]

• "Are you going to cum?" - When I'm ready jackasss
• "Time's up" - No quit trying to gyp me, I've got 15 mins left
• "Only had 1 condom" - It's funny you only mention that now
• "Kissing is extra" - Then forget you. You neither understand VFM or USP
• "Wait 5-45 minutes" - It's just freezing cold and you'll definitely take longer than that
• "Don't touch/suck X" - because hearing "no" is what clients want to hear
• Wanking the cock too hard - careful, it's an expensive piece of equipment
• Texting and phone checking on the clock - put it on silent or get the maid to do it
• Playing loud and terrible foreign rap/R&B - If I want my ears to bleed, I'd stay home and listen to Pitbull
• Knocking/walking in - Hey a little privacy here
• Still wearing clothes - It's a flesh trade, not the fur one
• Lying about services - Downright criminal

[standardpostage]

"Expensive"  upselling 

[fastnet]

Radio silence on arrival

[tynetunnel]

Smelly flange 

[Boates]

Clock watching has to be one of my biggest irritations - will be posting a report shortly on a punt last week where I was told "You have 8 minutes left!!" 

[gbyld87]

Only one really. Downright arrogance - the most unattractive trait in anyone, especially when acting superior to the person you're supposed to be providing a service to. 

[Rochelle]

Clock watching has to be one of my biggest irritations - will be posting a report shortly on a punt last week where I was told "You have 8 minutes left!!" 

I'd say it depends on how she says it and her attitude in general. There's nothing wrong with simply telling someone how much time they have left. If it's getting near to the end of the meeting, why shouldn't she say?

[davidgood]

I'd say it depends on how she says it and her attitude in general. There's nothing wrong with simply telling someone how much time they have left. If it's getting near to the end of the meeting, why shouldn't she say?

Because a lot of guys dream they are going to get extra time for nowt.

Regards,

davidgood

[Bonker]

Dear David Good

Thank you for your kind email.

Yours sincerely
Bonker B Good

[sparkus]

Smelly flange 

Smelly anus also

[sparkus]

Numero uno, hands down bane of my punting career has to be bait and switch.

"But baby, I'm just as good as the girl in the photo!"

No you're fucking not.

[davidgood]

Smelly anus also

I agree a smelly botty is very off putting, even if you are not going off road!

Regards,

davidgood

[Josler]

Misrepresentative photos or not the person.
Bad attitude or no real interest.
Poor hygiene.
Refusing listed services.

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Arriving on time then getting told to wait a few minutes which turns out to 30 minutes or more

[GingerNuts]

Arriving on time then getting told to wait a few minutes which turns out to 30 minutes or more

Why haven't you reviewed these time-wasters or anyone at all?

[sparkus]

I agree a smelly botty is very off putting, even if you are not going off road!

Regards,

davidgood

In 69 it's erection-destroying.

Occasionally in doggy or prone the stretching of the under carriage can lead to a waft...

[spiralnotebook]

Bait & switch, body odour and why you no cum after 2 mins.   

[alibirmingham]

For me it’s got to be charging extras but not mentioning it in the profile. So when you see a profile and no extras mentioned it’s assumed the service is included and offered. Not that it’s extra or off the table completely.

[tynetunnel]

Dear David Good

Thank you for your kind email.

Yours sincerely
Bonker B Good

 

[FLYING BLUE]

False moans & groans
Smelly anything.....
"Eees exxtra BBY"
Excessive use of perfume which then sticks to you & your clothes like glue
Rushing you out of the door the minute you've cum, even if you still have 15 mins left
OWO which consists of her taking in about 2cm of your still flaccid willy & bobbing up and down with an open mouth...

And, finally, my worst;
Her asking very personal questions on a first visit - "are you married?" (er, no.... I used to be, but not now) - "but you have a wedding ring on" (er, yes, I know but I do not have a wife) - "oh, you're divorced then" (er, no, not as such....) etc 

[JamesKW]

At parties its when someone stands over me trying to hurry me up (I usually go slower),I hate prossies talking alot,however friendly,I had one telling me about her grand children,which was a real downer.I prefer prossies which speak little English.I also hate forced moans.

[davidgood]

In 69 it's erection-destroying.

Occasionally in doggy or prone the stretching of the under carriage can lead to a waft...

I know what you mean.

Thesedays I avoid 69 if I can.

At the last party I was at before Lockdown, there was a sweet young lady who is little plump and best taken doggy.

I had her bend over the arm of a sofa but when I slipped in and started pounding there was definite whiff which really put me off my stroke.

Regards,

davidgood

[Charliehutton]

False moans & groans

A lot of guys share that opinion, but I always like to hear some hearty grunting and groaning. I always assume it's fake - it would be very arrogant to think otherwise - but they're in the entertainment business, and in my book it's all part of the show.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

* Tits in the photos  -  no tits in reality.
* A shit or noisy,rickity,broken bed or worst a mattress on the floor.
* 5 -10+old photos used in ad.
* Shit massages.
* Dead sheep impressions.
* DFK advertised  -  Extra. only budgie pecks in the room.
* Don't touch breasts are sensitive.
* Pets in room...unless requested..
* Slim in photos..chubby in room.
* Cleaning up yourself.
* Stopping BJ mid pump/twitching.
* A cold bedroom.
* Krypton Factor/treasure map style directions to flat....in plain view of whole street.

[usroads]

Stubble around pussy -  and wiping my already squeaky clean dick with a wet wipe

[luv2kiss54]

Stubble around pussy -  and wiping my already squeaky clean dick with a wet wipe

Yes i hate that too and those wet wipes are always so bloody cold !

[sparkus]

* Tits in the photos  -  no tits in reality.
* A shit or noisy,rickity,broken bed or worst a mattress on the floor.
* 5 -10+old photos used in ad.
* Shit massages.
* Dead sheep impressions.
* DFK advertised  -  Extra. only budgie pecks in the room.
* Don't touch breasts are sensitive.
* Pets in room...unless requested..
* Slim in photos..chubby in room.
* Cleaning up yourself.
* Stopping BJ mid pump/twitching.
* A cold bedroom.
* Krypton Factor/treasure map style directions to flat....in plain view of whole street.

This.  It knows no bounds or nationalities, both AW prossies and Chinese birds in shops

[Fugly]

Girl not showering pre punt/in-between punts
Girl having an obvious punt "routine" and not deviating from it
Girl working whilst obviously not 100% fit (i.e. a cold, cold sores, on the rag with sponge inserted)
Overuse of lube/wipes
"Toothy" BJ
Blocking tactics to avoid deeper penetration/more vigourous sex
Claiming body-part sensitivity to prevent punter enjoying himself (nips/clit are the usual claims)
Stopping mid-action when aroused because "I don't like to come while I'm working"
Filthy accommodation. Especially bathroom
Unsafe location:  dangerous area/aggressive or mouthy lurkers outside house or flat/location under surveillance by plod/vigilantes (it really did happen - Sandy's Superstars)
Lack of soap/clean and dry towel/mouthwash in bathroom
Stench of dope/fags/garlic on girl or in room
Disappearing for an age mid punt (why does disposing of a mouthful of my splooge take 10 mins?)
Unwanted communication (Cold calling 'cos phone dusty? FUCK OFF )
Madness - stalking, harassment, obsessive behaviour
Dishonesty - short changing, claiming payment for a second time at end of punt after up-front payment, searching clothes whilst punter in bathroom to find personal details

[Hobbit]

- Clockwatching
- Mobile usage during sessions
- Bad hygiene
- Not dressing as requested
- Saying I swallow on the list of services but then only swallowing some and sneakily dribbling rest out. (fucking hate that)!
- Tardiness
- Not shaving or waxing
- Saying "Have you come yet"?
- Toothy blowjobs

[mr.bluesky]

Viva street ads. 90% are bullshit. Photo's lifted from other websites . What you see is not what you get.   A rough and rushed hand job at fbsm massage parlours. Fbsm massages that are not sensual in any way. The clue here is
Full
Body
SENSUAL
massage.

[itk]

Numero uno, hands down bane of my punting career has to be bait and switch.

"But baby, I'm just as good as the girl in the photo!"

No you're fucking not.

^This. One of the pitfalls of punting going online, sometimes I wish we could back to the mid 90’s when you drive through the RLD and pick what you wanted. Obviously had it risks, but one hell of an adrenalin rush.

[Stealthmode]

Numero uno, hands down bane of my punting career has to be bait and switch.

"But baby, I'm just as good as the girl in the photo!"

No you're fucking not.

This.

B&S is the bane of punting. Imagine enquiring about a car, agree a price, turn up and its not only got more miles than stated its a difference make and model

[Liverpool]

- babe/baby/ooh baby
- fake moaning
- fake moaning when I've not even had any physical contact
- room too hot
- services not as listed
- answering phone/texting
- too many personal questions
- playing shit music
- playing shit music on repeat
- assuming I want a finger up the arse
- too many rules
- assuming I'm into 420 culture
- when I've asked for some water please provide it in a clean glass
- shit mattresses
- squeaky beds
- concierges
- "do you want a massage?"

[Mr Doodle]

Yes i hate that too and those wet wipes are always so bloody cold !

Agreed.

Also, while punting in Australia, it was common place pre-commencement for the WG to search through your publes looking for stuff... guess it was crabs or something, maybe dingoes, poisonous snakes or something else.. very off putting...

Other things:

• They call you back after missing your call.. WTF punting phone went off at a most inopportune time...
• Fake cumming.. When I am down on a lady, I know the difference between wet and cum...
• Disinterest.. I would rather a WG be straight up and say they can't bear the idea of having sex with me than take my money and be totally uninterested or worse - they have to earn a lviing, I get it.. but seriously.. .
• They try every trick in the book to hurry me to a climax to get it over and done with
• And a lot of what has already been said

[willie loman]

not having lube, its for me , not for you, soviet style condoms, given by the social work nutcases who hand them out for free, leaving you in the room, while they go off for a pee, not cleaning their  arse , how lazy is that? texting their daughter in the room, oh yeah, obviously their dealer, fake moans, getting dressed after the deed without showering,

[Stealthmode]

- going  in for a kiss without asking (I dont kiss WGs)
- Asking for RO, I dont eat pussy, let alone a WGs (its on my dime, so Im the one to be pleasured)
- Poor directions, especially when they know its a hard place to find
- huffing and puffing with annoyance
- ‘baby how long’
- taking cock out of there mouth to say ‘baby you cum?’ (trust me, when I cum you’ll know)
- state beforehand cim/facial is fine, proceeds to cum dodge or pretend to not hear when you ask to get her into facial/cim position
- Making me wait outside
- Making me pass another punter
- trying to up sell  after extras have already been agreed
- short changing me on time
- claims to be a deepthroat ‘queen’, barely gets past the tip

[Rochelle]

not having lube, its for me , not for you, soviet style condoms, given by the social work nutcases who hand them out for free, leaving you in the room, while they go off for a pee, not cleaning their  arse , how lazy is that? texting their daughter in the room, oh yeah, obviously their dealer, fake moans, getting dressed after the deed without showering,

So they're not supposed to go and urinate if they need to? Also, getting dressed doesn't automatically mean they're not going to shower and change when you've gone.

[Stealthmode]

So they're not supposed to go and urinate if they need to? Also, getting dressed doesn't automatically mean they're not going to shower and change when you've gone.

I always assumed they got dressed to walk you to the door. So prepared to give the benefit of doubt

[daviemac]

I always assumed they got dressed to walk you to the door. So prepared to give the benefit of doubt

I think the only ones I have seen get dressed after the appointment have been on outcalls, it's normally put a robe on or put their knickers back on , or see me out naked. 

[threechilliman]

I think the only ones I have seen get dressed after the appointment have been on outcalls, it's normally put a robe on or put their knickers back on , or see me out naked.

My preference is naked save for a pair of heels, as one did bold as brass a while back.

[Malvolio]

A grumpy face when they open the door - if the WG can't even be bothered to smile at me it doesn't bode well for the rest of the punt.

[JonasG]

Terrible handjobs.

I'm staggered most WGs can get to their age with sexual experiences both in their personal life and working life and be so bad at them.

[Bonker]

The slapping noise as they take their bras off, as the tits hit the stomach, thighs, knees.

The ripple as they take their corsets off and tummies fall out.

The waves as I fuck them doggy, of fat from the buttocks up the back.

(Man, I must stop going by HP's recommendations).

[sparkus]

This.

B&S is the bane of punting. Imagine enquiring about a car, agree a price, turn up and its not only got more miles than stated its a difference make and model

As in you're suckered in by the promise of a Toyota Supra with a modded engine and then handed the keys for a Mini Metro with rust and a dodgy clutch.

[sparkus]

My preference is naked save for a pair of heels, as one did bold as brass a while back.

I do get off on being escorted to the door and given a kiss by a WG in the buff.  Happens a fair bit.  Of course, Alina's reported problems with her neighbours on here are hardly surprising given she has a body like a cello and stands at her front door starkers to do that.

[mr.bluesky]

Terrible handjobs.

I'm staggered most WGs can get to their age with sexual experiences both in their personal life and working life and be so bad at them.

+1   I have had some fantastic hand jobs from young lady's who look inexperienced  and terrible rough hand jobs off more mature lady's who think going at it hard and fast is giving you pleasure. It doesn't it gives you pain. Be gentle with it.

[willie loman]

So they're not supposed to go and urinate if they need to? Also, getting dressed doesn't automatically mean they're not going to shower and change when you've gone.

most of my encounters are in saunas, why take the customer to the room and then go off for a pee? you have had plenty of time to do that, while i was showering, also a sauna girl who gets dressed after the deed without showering, is not going  to have a shower after i have left

[Hobbit]

I think the only ones I have seen get dressed after the appointment have been on outcalls, it's normally put a robe on or put their knickers back on , or see me out naked.

Yep, getting dressed is a bad sign, it normally means they are not going to shower afterwards. 

[Gordon Bennett]

I don't mind us keeping an eye on the clock and being broadly aware of the time but I dislike it when it's too precise.... I remember an occasion when midway through a booking I gently checked what time we started (there'd been a delay to booked start time) and she replied 12:23. She literally went from being my current fave to never me booking her again.