You evil, overpriviliged, misogynistic, patriarchal scumbag. I'm deeply offended and violated by your constant microaggressions 

I like women, I like powerful women, I like
empowered women. Bring it all on!

But my, oh my, all the ballbusting shit that goes with that now

Totally over the top and unnecessary IMO.
And as for the term
microaggressions, from whatever quarter it comes, 99 times out of 100 it just means that the alleged 'victim' is just being a snowflakey twat and they should just get the fuck on with their lives and stop whingeing. Most of the time that 'aggression' is imagined, or no different from microaggressions that everyone has to deal with in their everyday lives

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