Author Topic: A retro 1960's 1970's crumpet thread  (Read 22253 times)

Offline A Decent Fist

Thank you kind sir. She looks lovely,can you imagine her giving you a naked B2B massage. You would probably just die out of sheer pleasure. But what a way to go.
And I think it's great that you managed to upload these pics of her minus her kit.
Once again thanks for making an old man happy.

A total fake of course, but technically not bad. Lighting on the face doesn't quite match the body, but the hair is nicely done.

It's only obviously a fake because the fragrant Jane does not pose with fat cocks up her tailpipe. More's the pity...

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Offline fredhiggins

I saw same today when having a cuppa. She was gorgeous.

Offline A Decent Fist

I saw same today when having a cuppa. She was gorgeous.

You saw the same what? Or who?


Offline sadolddeejay

Just watching Live and Let Die on ITV4. Starring the absolutely stunning Jane Seymour as Solitaire. Could I ask Corus or one of the other IT tech guys to put a few photos of her (wearing as little as possible) on this thread please.
Cheers. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :dance: :dance:
Here are some tasteful pics of the lovely Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg, many of them from considerably younger days. In the one of her as Solitaire, the Tarot card looks like a mobile phone.

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There was a ditzy blonde used to appear in Esther Rantzen's programme "That's Life". Georgina something...... I remember her popping up nude in a film about the same time.., anyone help out with the name and ( hopefully) some pics?
The only Georgina I can think of from that era would be actress Georgina Hale. I wouldn't have described her as ditzy, though she did have a very distinctive speech pattern. She appeared nude in the Ken Russell film "The Devils".

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Still a beautiful woman today. I have to ask though - she's been married and divorced FOUR times! I know that's not unusual in Hollywood but what went wrong, I wonder?

Offline A Decent Fist

The only Georgina I can think of from that era would be actress Georgina Hale. I wouldn't have described her as ditzy, though she did have a very distinctive speech pattern. She appeared nude in the Ken Russell film "The Devils".

Well she's worth having on this thread whether or not she's the answer to the question:

Serving breakfast and side-boob to Roger Daltrey in McVicar:

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Untypically non-blonde in The Devils:

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And looking a bit ditzy in black and white:

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Can't find anything connecting her to That's Life though.


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Still a beautiful woman today. I have to ask though - she's been married and divorced FOUR times! I know that's not unusual in Hollywood but what went wrong, I wonder?

She was Rogered Moore?

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On TV this morning;

Liz Fraser;

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Especially in the Confessions films. And he didn't even shag her, what was wrong with him?!



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Just saw a re-run of Our Man Flint and the bevvy of beauties he has fawning over him and the enemy femme fatale were all primo crumpeto.

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Just saw a re-run of Our Man Flint and the bevvy of beauties he has fawning over him and the enemy femme fatale were all primo crumpeto.

You're not wrong...

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Offline sadolddeejay

I am delighted that an 80's and 90's honeys thread has been started by Davie Dykes:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=280383.msg0;topicseen#new

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Well she's worth having on this thread whether or not she's the answer to the question:

Serving breakfast and side-boob to Roger Daltrey in McVicar:

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Untypically non-blonde in The Devils:

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And looking a bit ditzy in black and white:

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Can't find anything connecting her to That's Life though.

The shot of her from behind is better.  McVicar was apparently livid about that scene in the film as he swears nothing like it really happened, though I suspect the actualite of his life on the run would make for a dull film so he should be a little more forgiving on that score really.

I barely remember That's Life and the male crew got on my tit-end (especially Campbell, Mills and the insufferable Doc Cox) but the female crew are all listed here (I seriously doubt he meant Pam Ayres!): External Link/Members Only

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Ingrid Pitt, star of many Hammer horrors.

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I Remember those days! Oakley Court, Bray and Michael “f ‘em luvvies” Winner
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Offline joe diddley

I Remember those days! Oakley Court, Bray and Michael “f ‘em luvvies” Winner
Action!
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Ah yes, Michael Winner Ripper! In the Dracula pics he was usually the inn keeper (whose daughter was one of the Count's victims) of the hostelry in the village near the castle, or alternately the coachman pressed to take Ingrid et al. up to the castle towards the beginning of the film. "I'm not going up there!"

* I had a brain seizure then and got Michael Winner's name mixed up with Michael Ripper.
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Remember filming at Syon House.
Winner called f’ing action! Sound man said “watch it Duke’s about”
“What f’ing Duke?”
He was stood behind him!
Still, money talks.

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Alexandra Dane, who in the 70s seemed to just appear in roles in sex comedies displaying the fact she had a big rack but never getting them out compared to the rest of the cast.  For instance, 'The Ups and Downs of a Handyman' alongside Valerie Leon (External Link/Members Only)

More recently threatened to get them out (aged 71) :scare:

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Alexandra Dane, who in the 70s seemed to just appear in roles in sex comedies displaying the fact she had a big rack but never getting them out compared to the rest of the cast.  For instance, 'The Ups and Downs of a Handyman' alongside Valerie Leon (External Link/Members Only)

More recently threatened to get them out (aged 71) :scare:

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"Call me Busti".

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todays ITV4 regurgitation of The Professionals featured Linda Hayden - staple totty of lots of 70s tv programmes and British Horror films




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todays ITV4 regurgitation of The Professionals featured Linda Hayden - staple totty of lots of 70s tv programmes and British Horror films




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Nice one. Lovely girl back in the day.

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Blimey! Her pussy must really stink, it's knocked the guy over.

Offline Murray Mint

How about sweet little Susannah York (remember her in "Tom Jones?"), but here with Coral Browne in the lesbian scene from "The Killing of Sister George" of 52 years ago.
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Blimey! Her pussy must really stink, it's knocked the guy over.
:lol: :D :lol:

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How about sweet little Susannah York (remember her in "Tom Jones?"), but here with Coral Browne in the lesbian scene from "The Killing of Sister George" of 52 years ago.
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(About 5min in if you can't be bothered watching it all.)

Nice one, Murray.   :thumbsup:   Far more erotic than most modern HD porn, IMO.

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I barely remember That's Life and the male crew got on my tit-end (especially Campbell, Mills and the insufferable Doc Cox) but the female crew are all listed here (I seriously doubt he meant Pam Ayres!): External Link/Members Only

Thanks for the wiki link. Looking at the presenters listed, it may have been Joanna Monroe l was thinking of ( though where 'Georgina' came from I have no clue). A quick search reveals that Joanna also did some quite tasty nude workHidden Image/Members Only

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Offline winkywanky

You're not wrong...

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That's nice, in the first pic he's wating for the girls to peel his orange, and in the second he's going to bite into a nice big juicy watermelon  :wacko:

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Joanna Lumley been mentioned so far? Too bad if so, have some more.

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We watched Joanna Lumley's Unseen Adventures on ITV last night and on Monday night we watched Sapphire and Steel on the Forces Channel.
It was the first ever episode of Sapphire and Steel and was released in July 1979.
Even the wife commented that Joanna didn't appear to have aged in the intervening 41 years.
She really is an age defying female. Absolutely beautiful. And she talks in a very sexy posh voice too.
(And I wouldn't want to upset her as she has a very cordial relationship with The Gurkha Rifles as well).
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Offline sadolddeejay

How about sweet little Susannah York (remember her in "Tom Jones?"), but here with Coral Browne in the lesbian scene from "The Killing of Sister George" of 52 years ago.
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(About 5min in if you can't be bothered watching it all.)
For some reason, she didn't float my boat. But for those whom she does, here you are:

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That's nice, in the first pic he's wating for the girls to peel his orange, and in the second he's going to bite into a nice big juicy watermelon  :wacko:

Such a smart agent yet completely failed to get any of the lovelies to attend to his plums or offer their peaches  :dash:

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That's nice, in the first pic he's wating for the girls to peel his orange, and in the second he's going to bite into a nice big juicy watermelon  :wacko:

I think they must have mis-understood the contract rider that said he needed his 5 a day

Offline B4bcock

For some reason, she didn't float my boat. But for those whom she does, here you are:

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Isn't the bottom pic Sarah Miles with Kris Kristofferson in 'The sailor who fell from grace with the sea'?   Not complaining, mind, I always had the hots for Ms Miles.

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Oops! Yes you're right. I was planning to add some Sarah Miles pics too, but didn't in the end.

Seeing Susannah York's face reminded me of Sarah Miles. Similar I think, so why did SY not float my boat, whereas I had a real thing for Sarah Miles after Ryan's Daughter? Probably because she was a more reliable source of boob on film?
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Offline B4bcock

Susannah York always  came across to me as being slightly aloof, although very pretty, whereas Sarah Miles . . . . well, I think the pic says it all!

Offline sadolddeejay

I recall various tabloid news articles about Sarah Miles over the years that indicated that she's a batshit crazy woman with an occasionally chaotic lifestyle.

The sole indication of this on Wikipedia is "Miles stated, in 2007, that she had been drinking her own urine for 30 years for health reasons."

That's just taking the... oh, never mind.

Offline winkywanky

I think they must have mis-understood the contract rider that said he needed his 5 a day


Dunno about 5-a-day, it looks like 10 there. He's liable to get the runs  :D.

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Isn't the bottom pic Sarah Miles with Kris Kristofferson in 'The sailor who fell from grace with the sea'?   Not complaining, mind, I always had the hots for Ms Miles.

It looks more like Chuck Norris :D
Both seem to be in pain?