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Author Topic: Treat her well!?!?  (Read 8773 times)

Offline MikeBWales

WTF does that mean?  I'm reading field reports on AW and apart from giving no details of the meet (because a gentlemen doesn't divulge what goes on between the sheets) :dash: :dash:

Don't leave a review then FFS. :dash: :dash:

This treat her well, she's special lady/rare find/goddess, I don't get it, it sums up nothing of the meeting that they are supposed to be reviewing.

Offline vorian

WTF does that mean?  I'm reading field reports on AW and apart from giving no details of the meet (because a gentlemen doesn't divulge what goes on between the sheets) :dash: :dash:

Don't leave a review then FFS. :dash: :dash:

This treat her well, she's special lady/rare find/goddess, I don't get it, it sums up nothing of the meeting that they are supposed to be reviewing.

The worst thing anyone can write, it insults the punter and the prossie  :vomit: and the remain between us comment is just as bad. Fuck off you stupid cunt, I never read AW FR anymore pointless,  I just use UKP for decent reviews and advise.  It does make me laugh on the odd occasion someone puts the treat her well or it will remain line, in a UKP review.  Everyone will raise issue with that member until they dish the dirt or limp off to auto-censored crying.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Hellraiser

This treat her well, she's special lady/rare find/goddess, I don't get it, it sums up nothing of the meeting that they are supposed to be reviewing.

Precisely. It's utter, utter shit. In my mind, as long as I haven't farted in her face during a sloppy arse rimming (which happens 7 out of 10 times because I love beans), I have treated her well  :sarcastic:


The worst thing anyone can write, it insults the punter and the prossie  :vomit: and the remain between us comment is just as bad. Fuck off you stupid cunt.

Yes, my good sir, I totally agree with you. I want to know whether she gives a great, sloppy cock gobble, whether she covers a knob in lots of spit, whether she takes a great arse and pussy pounding etc... not 'what happened between us will remain private'. Go fuck off, get hit with Boris Johnson's bendy bus and die you fucking pathetic wet, fluffy piece of shit who thinks he's a gentleman because a 'gentleman never tells' but has forgotten he is a fucker paying for sex. Arseholes.

Offline mightymunce

I salute thee all. You have just put a massive grin on my face

Offline a10

When reading AW field reports I go straight to the description of the meeting. If I see some kind of "what went on is private between us" bullshit, I close it and try the next one.

What's the point of a report that doesn't report anything? One of the worst things about AW  :dash:

Offline vorian

When reading AW field reports I go straight to the description of the meeting. If I see some kind of "what went on is private between us" bullshit, I close it and try the next one.

What's the point of a report that doesn't report anything? One of the worst things about AW  :dash:

Imho the AW reports rarely have anything to do with helping punters more to do with gaining favour with the prossie,  yet another reason to use UKP for the good and the bad. I think a special place in purgatory should be reserved for the "Wow", "Treat Her Well","Remain Between Us" twats.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Precisely. It's utter, utter shit. In my mind, as long as I haven't farted in her face during a sloppy arse rimming (which happens 7 out of 10 times because I love beans), I have treated her well  :sarcastic:


Yes, my good sir, I totally agree with you. I want to know whether she gives a great, sloppy cock gobble, whether she covers a knob in lots of spit, whether she takes a great arse and pussy pounding etc... not 'what happened between us will remain private'. Go fuck off, get hit with Boris Johnson's bendy bus and die you fucking pathetic wet, fluffy piece of shit who thinks he's a gentleman because a 'gentleman never tells' but has forgotten he is a fucker paying for sex. Arseholes.


Funniest thing I've read since the whole ParisB thing  :drinks:

Offline smiths

WTF does that mean?  I'm reading field reports on AW and apart from giving no details of the meet (because a gentlemen doesn't divulge what goes on between the sheets) :dash: :dash:

Don't leave a review then FFS. :dash: :dash:

This treat her well, she's special lady/rare find/goddess, I don't get it, it sums up nothing of the meeting that they are supposed to be reviewing.

These punters do such reviews for the WG, not to help other punters.

Offline Persie

I almost used the treat her well phrase in my review of Yasmin as a piss-take out of those muggy mugs that think their time with a whore is special and that the whore does not just you as anohter punter on the conveyor belt of punters that she services.

Any whore that thinks she is a courtesan is just as deluded as a gentleman who 'tells'...I mean FFS

PS I am now trying to work out how to turn my afro ass into some dreads  :D
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Offline CBPaul

This is largely why I gave up looking at auto-censored, complete waste of my time reading the ultimate fluffiness which tells me nothing. I always thought of the authors as being deluded, actually thinking that they are the special one to the prossie.
The deluded punter feels special, the prossie is laughing and rest of us think the punter is a nob end.

This is where punter and prossie trading positive feedback on AW gets us.   

These punters do such reviews for the WG, not to help other punters.

As testified to by many of the punters interviewed for this book: http://books.google.co.uk/books/about/Paying_for_pleasure.html?id=vErTNipiOVQC

Offline Sailormack

WTF is it with these fluffy fuckface cunts :unknown:

 :cool:


Offline Sailormack

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D

Thank fuck I read this post just before I left for my punt today.

However, taking the chainsaw, rohypnol, rope and sacrificial pig out of the boot of my car has made me late :mad:

 :cool:

Offline ciscoxxx69

FFS - treat her well!  :scare:

I think I once started an AW FR with....
"....what went on between us was special, and will remain private......erm....like Fuck it will! What's the point of a review about the Great Sex we had if I don't tell it like it was????......"      :drinks:

Offline a10

FFS - treat her well!  :scare:

I think I once started an AW FR with....
"....what went on between us was special, and will remain private......erm....like Fuck it will! What's the point of a review about the Great Sex we had if I don't tell it like it was????......"      :drinks:

Everyone's gotta know about the CPE!  :lol:  :drinks:

I spotted one yesterday where a punter called a prossie ''a force of nature.'' :vomit:

Who the fuck comes out with bollocks like that?  Sad sack of shit.  :angry:

Offline Hellraiser

I spotted one yesterday where a punter called a prossie ''a force of nature.'' :vomit:

Who the fuck comes out with bollocks like that?  Sad sack of shit.  :angry:

That just makes me think she is an obese fat fucking bitch with thunder thighs who eats too many cornish pasties.

Offline akauya

I think a lot of those "treat her well" reviews are written by the prossies themselves. Pasword started a thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24242.0  about this prossie's reviews they all sound like Mills and Boon shite no male punter would write crap like that, well unless they are totally deluded of course.

Just have a look at this prossies feedback it's hilarious actually :D

https://www.adultwork.com/1497463

"Id rather not go into much details as to our date, when you meet Luxe your appreciate she is a real lady. Going into details how great our meeting was just wont do her justice no mater what i say. If only i could take her out for a dinner date and really enjoy our time, definitely next time!

if i could give any advise definitely try and meet for longer than an hour. Its worth every penny and you will really get to enjoy all the pleasures Luxe has to offer. of which there are many. Plus its would be amazing to take her out in London. A real courtesan!"


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"It was a very exquisite couple of hours, with a feeling of intimacy and mutual appreciation which is rare and wonderful to experience."

----

"We'd reached a pretty heightened state of arousal by the time we left the bathroom - and I'm afraid remains private...except to say the original hour was extended for quite a while longer, and is the most memorable evening I've spent.

Actually, there's a couple of things I won't keep private, Honey really really enjoys herself too, keep the radio turned up, or wear some earplugs  Watching her face while she...incredible!!! And, my god, her mouth - your... just amazing...

I can't wait until our paths cross again... and her occasional naughty texts bring that day ever closer..."



 :D :D :D

Offline smiths

I think a lot of those "treat her well" reviews are written by the prossies themselves. Pasword started a thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24242.0  about this prossie's reviews they all sound like Mills and Boon shite no male punter would write crap like that, well unless they are totally deluded of course.

Just have a look at this prossies feedback it's hilarious actually :D

https://www.adultwork.com/1497463

"Id rather not go into much details as to our date, when you meet Luxe your appreciate she is a real lady. Going into details how great our meeting was just wont do her justice no mater what i say. If only i could take her out for a dinner date and really enjoy our time, definitely next time!

if i could give any advise definitely try and meet for longer than an hour. Its worth every penny and you will really get to enjoy all the pleasures Luxe has to offer. of which there are many. Plus its would be amazing to take her out in London. A real courtesan!"


-----

"It was a very exquisite couple of hours, with a feeling of intimacy and mutual appreciation which is rare and wonderful to experience."

----

"We'd reached a pretty heightened state of arousal by the time we left the bathroom - and I'm afraid remains private...except to say the original hour was extended for quite a while longer, and is the most memorable evening I've spent.

Actually, there's a couple of things I won't keep private, Honey really really enjoys herself too, keep the radio turned up, or wear some earplugs  Watching her face while she...incredible!!! And, my god, her mouth - your... just amazing...

I can't wait until our paths cross again... and her occasional naughty texts bring that day ever closer..."



 :D :D :D

Yes i agree, by the WG herself or a friend of the WG. So this and the fact some punters do reviews for the WG not to help other punters accounts for quite a number in my view.

Add pimps who also do reviews in the hope of getting their WG/s more business. IMO this will increase on here as the forum gets more popular as pimps, WGs and their friends will view it as well worth their while posting reviews up. All bothered need to be ever vigilant to these scumbag tactics. ;)

Offline akauya

Yes i agree, by the WG herself or a friend of the WG. So this and the fact some punters do reviews for the WG not to help other punters accounts for quite a number in my view.

Add pimps who also do reviews in the hope of getting their WG/s more business. IMO this will increase on here as the forum gets more popular as pimps, WGs and their friends will view it as well worth their while posting reviews up. All bothered need to be ever vigilant to these scumbag tactics. ;)

Quite right, but it only takes a bit of common sense to realise those kind of reviews are bullshit. I say this because before I joined UKP I could see there was something odd about that kind of feedback. If there are gullible punters out there who haven't heard of UKP they will soon learn not to trust stupid reviews like that - well I should hope so anyway :)


Offline SirFrank

When I read pointless treat her well comments on AW I always think why don't you fucking did you patronising cunt
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Offline willbred

Long before I saw the light, joined this forum and learned the word " fluffy", I was of the firm opinion that the phrase " treat her well guys" was the most irrelevant, patronsing load of bollocks I had ever read. That said the same goes for 98% of the AW feedback and FRs
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Offline Nimrod

The one that drives me absolutely batty on PN is Manmeat. He has the writing ability of an eleven year old and has flogged the same joke -- which was barely even funny the first time around -- well and truly into the ground and then ten feet under just for good measure. His reports seem to be some sort of self aggrandising ego trip and ode to his own extremely limited comic writing skills as they serve no other purpose whatsoever and are certainly not useful (I can't be bothered to wade through the sophomoric language to figure out if he has anything worthwhile to say, such is the laboured nature of his "style".) Yet among the PN crowd he seems to have accrued a fan club which, considering the source is perhaps not surprising.

Offline SirFrank

The one that drives me absolutely batty on PN is Manmeat. He has the writing ability of an eleven year old and has flogged the same joke -- which was barely even funny the first time around -- well and truly into the ground and then ten feet under just for good measure. His reports seem to be some sort of self aggrandising ego trip and ode to his own extremely limited comic writing skills as they serve no other purpose whatsoever and are certainly not useful (I can't be bothered to wade through the sophomoric language to figure out if he has anything worthwhile to say, such is the laboured nature of his "style".) Yet among the PN crowd he seems to have accrued a fan club which, considering the source is perhaps not surprising.

He sounds like a cunt to me and unfunny / churlish to boot. Reminds me of the type of bloke your mates sometimes go on about. You know when thy say ah you've got to meet my mate badger he's 'helluva boy' you'd love him. This can only mean one thing - badger is a complete wankpot. He's never funny and the fact that your mate thinks he is perhaps is an indication that your mate is also a cunt but you hadn't realised it till now. Don't ever go out on a night out with badger though cos the minute you turn your back his cock will be in your pint simply because he's a bit of a boy. The life and soul if you will. He inevitably claims that he's got a quirky sense of humour. In reality This also means he's a cunt
« Last Edit: March 04, 2014, 08:07:01 PM by SirFrank »
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