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password02

Really cannot be a serious review and at £400 ph - is she Gold Plated!!!!

https://www.adultwork.com/FR?85959

Might be a deluded girl writing her own reviews.  Bullshit either way.

Offline cornbeefinspector

just out of my price range , I think Jimmy will be seeing her  :yahoo:

Offline Ali Katt

So this is the review with a poem in.

What a load of bullshit,
Does this punter seriously think he is full of wit
It's probably fake
Like WWF wrestling with Jake the Snake

Offline KentAde

Check out the price of her 'WORLDS BEST BJ' movie! WTF  :dash: you can buy a whole porn film for that!

Offline Straife

I wish we wouldn't keep giving this moron attention, she's been well documented on here already. :hi:

Have you seen how to book her

"A small introduction, telling me ,with whom I am communicating is much appreciated.

In your email kindly include your:

~ Name
~ Age
~ Build (height,weight etc)
~ Race
~ Occupation
~ Place of our futre encounter? Mine or yours?
~ Desired length of our encounter
~ Marriage status ( not essential )


PS.............. Please send me a decent introductory email. I never reply to one liners or disrespectful emails. So do take your time, trouble and joy when applying and we will see what transpires. "

Offline KentAde

Have you seen how to book her

"A small introduction, telling me ,with whom I am communicating is much appreciated.

In your email kindly include your:

~ Name
~ Age
~ Build (height,weight etc)
~ Race
~ Occupation
~ Place of our futre encounter? Mine or yours?
~ Desired length of our encounter
~ Marriage status ( not essential )


PS.............. Please send me a decent introductory email. I never reply to one liners or disrespectful emails. So do take your time, trouble and joy when applying and we will see what transpires. "

Fuck you springs to mind!

Offline Louise 100% British

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Are her photos airbrushed? She says they are not.
They look airbrushed to me  :unknown:

Holy feck!! Check out this load of illiterate fluffy bollocks. Those who have just eaten may be excused from reading  :vomit: :vomit:

Having had the privilege of enjoying my fair share of private intimate encounters with my darling Honey over the year, I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady.
So I booked a table at the M****o in Kensington, partly because it had recently re-opened to good reviews, partly becasue I know Honey enjoys Italian food, but most importantly because I reckoned the opulent and rather theatrical surroundings would make an ideal stage on which to appear for the first time in pulic with my classy and glamorous Honey.
So with best suit and crisp new shirt I took my place, having arranged with Honey that I would take my seat before she arrived in order to let her make a solo appearance at the entrance to the plushly furnished M****o dining room.
I took care to advise the Maitre D' that Honey would arrive shortly and for him to guide her to the table.
Having sunk ino my grey plush arm chair which is something of a tradmark of the M****o, I fixed my eyes on the entrance at the far end of the dining room.
Almost immediatley Honey appeared, stopped briefly to survey the room, and began to walk slowly and deliberately in my direction, her gaze fixed to mine.
I had simply asked Honey to "dress to impress" (as if she needs any encouragement), but my heart missed a beat as I took in her dazzling attire - a long black evening gown which clung to her figure like a second skin, with an assymetrical off-the-shoulder cut which left exposed one arm, one shoulder and the top of one of her pert breasts.
A wide diamante bracelet adorned the wrist of her bare arm, glittering as she walked in the light reflected from the M****o's chandeliers.
Most amazingly at the fron of her own was a revealing slit, which parted with every step to reveal the wide lace top of her stocking.
A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I wa so entranced by the elegance of my companion.
However as we were finishing our meal, Honey started her naughty tricks, with her stockinged foot slowly working its way beneath the table up my leg
to the top of my inner thigh until I started to feel my bundle swelling with anticipation.
Time to settle the bill and go. I felt self concious as we left the restaurant, was the swelling at the front of my trousers reaaly as obvious as it felt?? honey was clearly amused at my acute embarrassment.
Out on to Kensiington Roas into the cool night air we soon hailed a cab and we heading towards the hotel. Once in the cab I finally gave in to temptation and slippedmy hand inside the slit of her skirt which ahd been the source of such intense provocation all evening.
As I felt the warmth of her silky smooth thigh,
Honey contiued her mischief, and while she did so whispered teasingly into my ear the naughty plans she had in store once we reached the privacy of the hotel room. But that is another story.....just between the two of us


 :rolleyes:

Online webpunter

It just gets better
Read a few of the similarly worded reviews
'Member not active' - what a surprise
Review dated 01.08.13 - fees £900 for 1 hour
Same old shite...



Offline willbred

As sycophantic, grovelling a load of bollocks as I've seen. Must be her pimp, she should ditch him, might make a decent living on her own!!!

Cynical...moi?????
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)

Online James999

At those stupid rates you would have thought she could have afforded at least some decent photoshop, even a fat essex chav would be ashamed of this effort  :scare:

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=4056798.jpg&SN=11&Description=25/12/2013Merry+Christmas+from+Down+Under

Offline k

Feedback makes entertaining reading.  She clearly wants to try to project a good image, but this one amused me:-

Quote
Positive    tony.c (49)    18/09/2012 14:10    Seeking Services
     
Unfortunately honey had to cancel due to unforeseen circumstances . Communication was excellent , and Honey let me know a couple of days before. See you Soon Ho

See also
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10485.msg170561;topicseen#msg170561
« Last Edit: February 12, 2014, 08:46:41 PM by k »

Offline tazz

There are super rich guys out there who love to blow insane sums on escorts. Some charge £500-£600 an hour. The most ive seen was £1000 an hour and was dating a rock star. I think for a lot of guys its a thrill to boast about how much they've spent. Heard from guys who come from very wealthy backgrounds that there are a lot of millionaires with hot girlfriends who just love doing this. Might be due to teh fact the escort isnt fucking many guys.

Offline akauya

I like this one...

"An incredible evening with the most wonderful woman. As amazing as it was unexpected, I'll never be the same, so looking forward to seeing her again."

 :D :D :D

Surely they must all be fake. No one writes crap like that for real... sounds more like she was writing it herself

Online webpunter

There are super rich guys out there who love to blow insane sums on escorts. Some charge £500-£600 an hour. The most ive seen was £1000 an hour and was dating a rock star. I think for a lot of guys its a thrill to boast about how much they've spent. Heard from guys who come from very wealthy backgrounds that there are a lot of millionaires with hot girlfriends who just love doing this. Might be due to teh fact the escort isnt fucking many guys.

Quote - 'the most i've seen was £1k/hr'.  Was this seeing an ad for this or completing yourself ?
Just interested to see if worthwhile, in case i come into a windfall & want to see just what its like as an absolute one-off

Offline Hellraiser

I like this one...

"An incredible evening with the most wonderful woman. As amazing as it was unexpected, I'll never be the same, so looking forward to seeing her again."

 :D :D :D

Surely they must all be fake. No one writes crap like that for real... sounds more like she was writing it herself

I like this one from lecock in her feedback:

"The early onset of Honeys menstrual cycle forced the cancellation of our recent liaison.ample notice was forthcoming and a rebooking made with Londons finest."

And her response... well, it seems this sophisticated, heavenly goddess can barely string a coherent sentence together:
   
"Thx4feedback,however if this unfortunate circumstance happens again in the future. Pls refrain from making it public. I am rather appreciated discreet comments."

She seems a bit of a thick idiot to me. Education not her strong point.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2014, 10:56:11 PM by Expat10 »

Offline tazz

See this article about girls making up to £20k in a night. Sounds insane that any guy should pay that. Wounder if any became millionaires?

http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/call-me-a-courtesan-a-call-girl-an-escort--whatever-but-basically-i-was-a-20000anight-hooker-9041116.html

Offline tazz

Theres so many sites, most guys on here just use adultwork. This hookers charge over £500 an hour http://www.carmenssecrets.com/page/gallery?c=14

Offline Straife

A lot of them are on adultwork as well though. A year ago I saw a girl on all the "high class" websites charging £600h/r. Saw her for £150 :hi:


Holy feck!! Check out this load of illiterate fluffy bollocks. Those who have just eaten may be excused from reading  :vomit: :vomit:

Having had the privilege of enjoying my fair share of private intimate encounters with my darling Honey over the year, I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady.
So I booked a table at the M****o in Kensington, partly because it had recently re-opened to good reviews, partly becasue I know Honey enjoys Italian food, but most importantly because I reckoned the opulent and rather theatrical surroundings would make an ideal stage on which to appear for the first time in pulic with my classy and glamorous Honey.
So with best suit and crisp new shirt I took my place, having arranged with Honey that I would take my seat before she arrived in order to let her make a solo appearance at the entrance to the plushly furnished M****o dining room.
I took care to advise the Maitre D' that Honey would arrive shortly and for him to guide her to the table.
Having sunk ino my grey plush arm chair which is something of a tradmark of the M****o, I fixed my eyes on the entrance at the far end of the dining room.
Almost immediatley Honey appeared, stopped briefly to survey the room, and began to walk slowly and deliberately in my direction, her gaze fixed to mine.
I had simply asked Honey to "dress to impress" (as if she needs any encouragement), but my heart missed a beat as I took in her dazzling attire - a long black evening gown which clung to her figure like a second skin, with an assymetrical off-the-shoulder cut which left exposed one arm, one shoulder and the top of one of her pert breasts.
A wide diamante bracelet adorned the wrist of her bare arm, glittering as she walked in the light reflected from the M****o's chandeliers.
Most amazingly at the fron of her own was a revealing slit, which parted with every step to reveal the wide lace top of her stocking.
A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I wa so entranced by the elegance of my companion.
However as we were finishing our meal, Honey started her naughty tricks, with her stockinged foot slowly working its way beneath the table up my leg
to the top of my inner thigh until I started to feel my bundle swelling with anticipation.
Time to settle the bill and go. I felt self concious as we left the restaurant, was the swelling at the front of my trousers reaaly as obvious as it felt?? honey was clearly amused at my acute embarrassment.
Out on to Kensiington Roas into the cool night air we soon hailed a cab and we heading towards the hotel. Once in the cab I finally gave in to temptation and slippedmy hand inside the slit of her skirt which ahd been the source of such intense provocation all evening.
As I felt the warmth of her silky smooth thigh,
Honey contiued her mischief, and while she did so whispered teasingly into my ear the naughty plans she had in store once we reached the privacy of the hotel room. But that is another story.....just between the two of us


 :rolleyes:

Yes, but does she do anal ?

Offline OldSpice

Holy feck!! Check out this load of illiterate fluffy bollocks. Those who have just eaten may be excused from reading  :vomit: :vomit:

Having had the privilege of enjoying my fair share of private intimate encounters with my darling Honey over the year, I decided after much deliberation that it would be incredibly exciting to "go public" and display my good fortune to all who might see that I have what it takes to command the companionship of such a spectacularly lovely lady.
So I booked a table at the M****o in Kensington, partly because it had recently re-opened to good reviews, partly becasue I know Honey enjoys Italian food, but most importantly because I reckoned the opulent and rather theatrical surroundings would make an ideal stage on which to appear for the first time in pulic with my classy and glamorous Honey.
So with best suit and crisp new shirt I took my place, having arranged with Honey that I would take my seat before she arrived in order to let her make a solo appearance at the entrance to the plushly furnished M****o dining room.
I took care to advise the Maitre D' that Honey would arrive shortly and for him to guide her to the table.
Having sunk ino my grey plush arm chair which is something of a tradmark of the M****o, I fixed my eyes on the entrance at the far end of the dining room.
Almost immediatley Honey appeared, stopped briefly to survey the room, and began to walk slowly and deliberately in my direction, her gaze fixed to mine.
I had simply asked Honey to "dress to impress" (as if she needs any encouragement), but my heart missed a beat as I took in her dazzling attire - a long black evening gown which clung to her figure like a second skin, with an assymetrical off-the-shoulder cut which left exposed one arm, one shoulder and the top of one of her pert breasts.
A wide diamante bracelet adorned the wrist of her bare arm, glittering as she walked in the light reflected from the M****o's chandeliers.
Most amazingly at the fron of her own was a revealing slit, which parted with every step to reveal the wide lace top of her stocking.
A noticeable hush fell across the room and heads turned as the diners caught site of Honey in all her splendour. I felt ten feet high as I rose from my seat to greet her.
I cannot recall what we ordered and ate, I wa so entranced by the elegance of my companion.
However as we were finishing our meal, Honey started her naughty tricks, with her stockinged foot slowly working its way beneath the table up my leg
to the top of my inner thigh until I started to feel my bundle swelling with anticipation.
Time to settle the bill and go. I felt self concious as we left the restaurant, was the swelling at the front of my trousers reaaly as obvious as it felt?? honey was clearly amused at my acute embarrassment.
Out on to Kensiington Roas into the cool night air we soon hailed a cab and we heading towards the hotel. Once in the cab I finally gave in to temptation and slippedmy hand inside the slit of her skirt which ahd been the source of such intense provocation all evening.
As I felt the warmth of her silky smooth thigh,
Honey contiued her mischief, and while she did so whispered teasingly into my ear the naughty plans she had in store once we reached the privacy of the hotel room. But that is another story.....just between the two of us


 :rolleyes:

"Going public" with his darling honey, his "stage" being some pretentious Itallian? fuck me, this is the funniest prossie review I've ever seen ... if I ever need a good laugh I'll re read it, cheers for posting :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: February 16, 2014, 12:15:34 AM by OldSpice »

Offline Ali Katt

"Going public" with his darling honey, his "stage" being some pretentious Itallian? fuck me, this is the funniest prossie review I've ever seen ... if I ever need a good laugh I'll re read it, cheers for posting :thumbsup:
Whose ever heard of a prossie being fingered in a taxi, you save that for the wife. Any ideas which restaurant, I though Momo, but it's too few letters. In all honesty I'm sure there were more attractive women in the restaurant, I've never known the whole restaurant or the whole of any public place turn around if a beautiful woman has entered the building. Of course, the review was written by honey herself.


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