Author Topic: Gorgeous Ester (Mornington Crescent / Euston areas)  (Read 2967 times)


29 review(s) for Gorgeous_Ester (19 positive, 5 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Heph]

Offline Heph

Gorgeous Ester (Mornington Crescent / Euston areas)
Young EE / Polish woman c. 23-25
Incall, 1hr

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Based a few minutes walk South West of Mornington Crescent Station, or a 10 minute or so stretch from Euston, in fact this is the same pad where I enjoyed a Meh experience with Girlfriend Victoria sometime previously (see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=250098.0 for a description if needed ). Whether the venue just happens to host a bunch of friends who all coincidentally tart, or else is the base for a pimping operation, seems a bit clearer to me now than it was previously. That may have some bearing on the poor service I've received on both of my visits.

At least arranging the thing was a straightforward business: same day, same hour from inquiry to turning up.

Gorgeous Ester
...is a pretty little strumpet, of average height, and on the slighter side of a normal build for a heathy young woman. She is not actually gorgeous, but does possess, and is quick to show sweet smiles and a cheerful, winning disposition. I warmed to her right away, but also had a strong intuition that she wasn't the person featured in the AW profile pics, though, in the absence of face-pics, it was and remains impossible for me to feel sure. The body in the gallery could be hers, but the lips and chin that are visible in the one partially revealed photograph don't recall those that I saw in person, and similarly, though slim-ish, the woman I saw could not be described as slender, as certainly some of the photos suggest. A more alert punter than I will take note of the location of the small moles and blemishes in the pictures and see if they tally in the flesh, on location. I remembered noting to myself that after the punt, I would check with the profile owner to ask if I had been given a replacement without being first made aware of it, before deciding to revisit or not. In the event, that won't now be necessary.

Events
This was a reconnaissance talent-spotting mission for a vacancy which has arisen for one of two regulars that I recently feel in need of. It quickly became apparent that Ester wasn't going to make the shortlist, because whilst she projects a sunny and easy nature and is pleasant enough, I couldn't detect anything much more substantial or to spark from: too bad. Nevertheless, I resolved to make the best of our time together, and, with an eye to try and get the very best out of her, I suggested that if she'd enjoy a massage, I'd be only too happy to indulge her. For obvious reasons, few WGs pass up this opportunity to skive, and I enjoy it myself - getting an opportunity to enjoy their body at a leisurely pace, if, like this one, they inhabit a little cracker.

From memory she is shaved, as most of the younger crop regrettably are; I believe there are some unsurprising tattoos; a sun-bed tan on clearly healthy skin; a peachy little tusch, and, on the flip-over, a pleasingly tiny tum and delightful little boobs, probably a smaller b-cup.   

Her spoken English is good enough to get by and have a chat, if one is wanted, but perhaps I flatter her because, whilst she could certainly answer a question well enough, she had no particular conversation to offer herself that day. Eliciting nothing to grab hold of from her verbal personality, my mind turned to the only alternative, and after some time, I found that had myself relaxed sufficiently, and estimated she ought to have too, that it was now time for a little more intimacy - and, dare I wish for it... fun.

And this is where she inexplicably comes up short, despite having much going for her. For a start, she had no moves. I suspect she'd cope just fine with an uncomplicated podge - but initiative, transitions and playful reciprocation are not her strong points. Evidently, I am one of the first men who has motioned and spoken to her to move up from sliding around my waist towards my mouth - this seemed altogether novel, and she clumfed herself down on me - neither allowing scope for a satisfying face-fuck on me, but neither arched nor lightly perched enough to allow me to roam freely. Through touch, nudge and muffled sound, I did manage to steer her into something approaching a useful position - but it's a poor do from a professional at the peak of a young woman's flower. I must have been hoping something would improve from there and endured it for a while longer than I ought to, but I had a sense of time slipping away, and...

...sure enough her 10 minute timer went off. Needing no explanation, I made it apparent that I'd like to complete our little assignation, per her likes-list, with a little blow-and-go, au naturel. This she went about looking obliging and promising enough, and with just a little effort, she could have saved the day - or made it even. As it transpired, whilst my head cast back to enjoy my treat, I noticed, looking at her sidelong to me at 90 degrees, that after a mere few head bobs, she was deploying that tired old lazy-tart tactic of holding you in such a way that actually you're scarcely in the mouth at all and her hand is doing most of the work. I gave her a little warm encouragement to go deeper, which she responded to for two strokes before reverting to cheat-mode. And something in the way she then idly levelled her eyes at the bare wall to my right, brought home to me the realisation that life's too short to tolerate a lazy, unenthusiastic non-blow-job... and so, I didn't.

Conclusion.
Dressing, I mentioned to Ester that no punter ever wants to sense that we're Not Wanted On Voyage... she sheepishly, if gracefully enough accepted this, as indeed I myself had tried to not be nasty or recriminatory about it, despite being disappointed. So, she got her £120, and, for the same price, I get to tell you that despite her cosmetic attractions, actually I don't believe you'll get much satisfaction from Gorgeous Ester, or whatever her new name will be when Sergei :hi: sees this. Consequently you should go and spend that hard-earned money elsewhere, and with a girl who will put some effort into your enjoyment.

Her AW profile claims "I am genuine young, fun, educated, sexy girl. I adore my job, love to meet new people and have fun together".
A strictly accurate representation would read: "I am g̶e̶n̶u̶i̶n̶e̶ young, ̶f̶u̶n̶,̶ ̶e̶d̶u̶c̶a̶t̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶y̶ girl, I a̶d̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶,̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ meet new people" a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶

Services etc
RO, OWO, HJ, and a boring, lacklustre fuck.

Return?
No, sir/ ma'am

Afterword: It is worth reiterating that I can't be entirely sure based on the current AW gallery that I saw the girl currently pictured there.



« Last Edit: June 25, 2019, 03:34:03 am by Heph »

Offline Heph

Quick addenda. Noticing her UKP reviews (which I'd previously overlooked) - currently 15 POS / 3 NEU / 3 NEG - whilst this isn't a good ratio, I nevertheless wondered if I'd been a little harsh with my negative.

Looking at several of the reviews- and not simply cherry-picking the bad ones; it does seem there's a god bit of corroboration. Firstly, the possible B&S from an operation which has had at least two, and probably three flats going, and where there's crossover of 3 or 4 AW profiles, including Sweet Estelle, and Sweet Chantelle:


Freeze44 is asked...
Would you say that Sinz's bottom LH photo was accurate?
I ask because of doubts about her chin.

and his response, whilst explaining that he personally wasn't doesn't feel heasws B&S'ed, seems to tacitly acknowledge that others do seem to have been...

Yes the pics look accurate to me. I read others reviews and tbh was expecting a very different type of look when read the chin comments and expecting a squirrel look!

To me she has a normal womans face, small features and is pretty...Not a knock out model look but be happy to take her out in public.

Logic says...
...slim, quite toned, small pert boobs, very nice skin. She was very friendly and pleasant.

Regarding the sex side of things, I'd read that she tends to be very passive and boy was that correct. She's totally fine to be directed, and once you tell her you'd like something she does it (within her limits of course). This could have been an issue if I wasn't ready for it and I can see why she doesn't appeal to some people for that reason. But I was expecting it and so it was fine. The only other real issue I had was that she really doesn't French kiss. She's happy to kiss but her lips are pretty much clamped shut.

Knight755 and I have an uncannily similar experience...
TLDR: Borderline Negative review - reasons: no genuine enthusiasm, she fake smiles the session through, but you can tell she's not enjoying herself. Barely any kissing. No passion. I finished, but I won't return or recommend for the price.
She didn't seem 100% into it, if anything she was 55% into it.

The infamous smile
She kept doing quite an awkward smile, trying to be reassuring, however after a while it started to come across as she was putting on a smile and not actually enjoying what she does/not really in it... it became slightly creepy because of how robotic and methodical it was, sometimes she would drift and the smile would go away then we'd lock eyes and she'd "smile" again...
It's as if (dare I say?) she was trained to smile - eek perhaps it is best to avoid her...

Conclusion
Spend your hard earned cash else where, she's not worth it....something wasn't quite right..

Additionally, I also recognise the poor quality blond extensions on darker natural hair, the insipid FK and the wrong kind of stiffness (ie in her, not me  :sarcastic: )



« Last Edit: June 25, 2019, 04:46:36 am by Heph »

Offline massagepuntingfan

Thanks for the highly informative review Heph. I enjoy your writing style! She was on the border of my HL, now struck off for sure.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2019, 07:35:20 am by massagepuntingfan »

Offline tantraman

As ever, Heph, thanks for the good read and better warning, summed up by the killer line ...

... life's too short to tolerate a lazy, unenthusiastic non-blow-job... and so, I didn't.

I too shall now leave Ester be.

:drinks:

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Thanks Heph. Always an interesting read. The extras have always put me off (I probably would have jumped if CIM was included) but, like the others, her profile has been ushered out of my HL departure lounge and into the bin.
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Offline bedhedred

I used to visit her a lot in the flat she had with sweet chantelle near old street. I could slip out for a lunch time punt easily.

Her service in those days was slightly android like, but she was pleasant enough. She snogged well, gave lengthy and decent owo, took cum in her mouth. Generally she followed suggestions.

I took a long break from her and revisited her in Hoxton last Summer. She recognized me but the service and enthusiasm had really dwindled. I sensed this and lost my wood before the end of the punt.

I reckon she became jaded and never returned since.

I now have an abiding hatred of the Adele album she always used to time each session.

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Regarding B&S: Ester/Estelle has a star tatooed on either side of her waist.

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I used to visit her a lot in the flat she had with sweet chantelle near old street.

Ah was that her? I saw Chantelle a few times there but never her flatmate. The reviews always seemed to suggest Chantelle was a better bet. She too got jaded but seems to have upped her game a bit recently (again only gleaned from recent reports). If Ester is £30 more for a comparable service list, I know who'd I'd pick now.

Oh and I've a crappy Adele song bouncing around my head now. Thanks for that. :dash:

Offline The Film Director

Thanks for the review OP.  Not seen her, but she seems to personify the parlous state of the Central London scene ATM.  :dash:

Offline bedhedred

I visited Sweet Chantelle a couple of times at her new flat in Bermondsey. She's kept herself in good shape and still looks the right side of 30. I'm not usually a fan of boob jobs but hers is well done with minimal scarring.

On the service side, she's normally fairly good. She could do a better deeper blow job than she does. She also refuses to lick balls for some reason. Just seemed petty to me.

The main risk with her is the fast forward button. I prefer girls to allow me to call the changes in the activity. She tends to call them early and if you're not careful you could be left having blown your load with 15 minutes left on the clock.

I've not been back in a while. 

Offline Heph

I visited Sweet Chantelle a couple of times at her new flat in Bermondsey. She's kept herself in good shape and still looks the right side of 30. I'm not usually a fan of boob jobs but hers is well done with minimal scarring.

On the service side, she's normally fairly good. She could do a better deeper blow job than she does. She also refuses to lick balls for some reason. Just seemed petty to me.

The main risk with her is the fast forward button. I prefer girls to allow me to call the changes in the activity. She tends to call them early and if you're not careful you could be left having blown your load with 15 minutes left on the clock.

I've not been back in a while.

I have a sense that Sweet Chantelle is a different person to the woman I saw, but that she does work with Ester and others, and that, to some degree they are all interchangeable if one girl finds herself with double bookings from new clients who might be none-the-wiser until afterwards. The shower had been used very shortly before my appointment, and then, about 15 minutes into my session, I heard another punter enter the flat who was quietly greeted by another woman. He left in what I thought was no more than 20 minutes.

I have a hunch that it's Sweet C', as the flat-stomached blonde with oversize lips, that features in several or more of Ester's gallery pics. Whilst I recall Ester's extensions, which may have been blond, I'd come to think of her as a mid brunette with short-to-medium-length back locks, tied back, which clearly show her roots.

I feel reasonably confident that neither of the photos below are Ester. The first has been previously associated with Sweet Chantelle and also Love Estelle XXX reviews on UKP and their now defunct AW profiles, and the second has been connected to both SC and Gorgeous Ester's reviews.


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Associated with SC and almost certainly not the woman I saw, who was claimed to be Ester

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Previously connected with SC and Love Estelle XXX reviews but now features in Gorgeous Ester's gallery. Similarly, I wouldn't have said this bore resemblance to her.

« Last Edit: June 25, 2019, 03:13:45 pm by Heph »

Offline bedhedred

The upper shot is definitely SC. I recognize her.

The lower shot is impossible to identify. The arse looks too badonk to be Ester.

Ester has peroxide blonde hair. There used to be a blurred face and body shot on her old profile which i did recognize, but i couldn't see it in the UKP archive.

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The lower shot is impossible to identify.
Intentionally, I guess

The arse looks too badonk to be Ester.
Agreed.

Ester has peroxide blonde hair.
This photo has featured on both SC and Ester's reviews...
Hidden Image/Members Only

...but I would have said this wasn't 'my' Ester. Can you agree?
« Last Edit: June 25, 2019, 03:33:13 pm by Heph »

Offline bedhedred

I've looked at that face shot and it doesn't seem familiar. On balance, I'd say it's not Ester/Estelle.

Offline Heph

Regarding B&S: Ester/Estelle has a star tatooed on either side of her waist.

Ok, yes... that rings a bell for me.

Offline mukid

Thanks for the review, thought it was a great read  :music:
If you don't mind me asking, who ended up making your shortlist?

Offline Heph

Thanks for the review, thought it was a great read  :music:
If you don't mind me asking, who ended up making your shortlist?

You're very welcome (and thank you to others for similar kind remarks) - notwithstanding my many typos, spotted too late.

Chap, the search continues.

About 5 years ago, and for 2 or so years, I hit a purple patch, where every punt amongst a field of half-a-dozen regulars yielded the most extraordinary unicorns - off-menu items, dates, shared holidays, freebies... I'd never known anything like it. Later I took on a civilian mistress; and then a gf from decades back also returned for a glorious Indian summer - so the sex worker* visits reduced to a trickle. I must've become indulged and complacent in that time because as I retired each WG and/or circumstances changed, my experience resuming punting with a newer crop of WGs has been a very mixed bag indeed. More reviews in the pipeline.

I used to be consciously prepared to defer my own gratification, sometimes entirely, the better to encourage extraordinary reciprocation. I've been much keener to take my pleasures of late, or nip lazy performances like this one in the bud, and so perhaps it's no surprise that my long-game has correspondingly suffered.

I am sure that there are just as many rubies in the dust out there as there ever was, but perhaps I've forgotten how much advance investment of time and money that getting to the sunlit uplands previously required of me. Thoughts and prayers please.

Edit: Hey - I typed in that endearing term 'pr*ssie' above * and it has been auto-changed to 'sex worker'. Does anyone know anything about that?

« Last Edit: June 25, 2019, 06:43:26 pm by Heph »

Offline mukid

If only this hobbie was that easy!
Look forward to following your adventures  :thumbsup:

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She's cute. I'd go back if it wasn't for the service issues.