First things first - the neutral rating based on what it was for me personally. I am sure the others enjoyed themselves a lot more!
Date/time: 1 May 2019. 1 pm
Location: Terraced house near London Road
Cost :£80
Comms:
I came across this website through browsing posts on UKP. Noted they had a Reading event coming up and was interested but just couldnt muster up the courage not having done anything like this before and being super conscious about my size (or lack thereof). Long story short, went through the website in detail
External Link/Members Only to familiarise myself with the format but it wasnt until the night before that i actually booked it. You have to fill out a form on their website so need an active email but we all have a punting email right? In a couple of hours got an email from Marie giving general directions and a number to call once in the area plus a number of do's and dont's which were all perfectly reasonable.
Arrival and setup: Got there around 1 and called the number to speak with the host, Marie. Given the door number and street name of the house which was just a few yards away so really easy and convenient. Was greeted by Anna and shown into a living area where Marie was sat on a sofa while 2 guys sat on chairs. Guy#1 was massively experienced and had been around many similar places over the years while Guy#2 was a first timer like me. In addition to Marie and Anna, we also had Kim sat on one of the chairs. Paid my 'contribution' to Marie while we all made small talk for the next few minutes. The session itself is 2 hours but the first 30 minutes are to chat, have a snack/soft drink and take a shower to tidy up our 'bits'. The action time is then the next 90 minutes.
However this is where the first couple of things happened which were a bit offputting. Per the advert, Collette was supposed to be there who seemed much younger and fitter than both Anna and Kim, who was her replacement. No disrespect but Anna is atleast 50 while Kim is a bit younger but has a few extra pounds on her. Both have great natural boobs though! Anyway, there is still Marie i thought who was fitter than a fitness model, petite and based on the reviews i had read, a bit of a fuck machine! While Kim made up for her not being Collette by making cracks and making everyone feel at ease, Marie was pissed off while Anna was sharing some of her stories from encounters past.
Apparently around 25 people had booked with Marie for the event but only 3 of us had turned up and it was now 5 minutes to bell time, hence the pissoffedness (a word i made up just now.
We were all told to undress and handed towels to freshen up when Guy#3 arrives so now its 4 out of 25 - still really bad! Their experience was to get a third turnup between the booking and the day of but this was disappointing for Marie. Not for us though! 4 guys, 3 girls, 90 minutes. Great ratio!
Then the second thing happened, turned out Marie wasnt going to join and its us 4 with Anna and Kim which was a downer. If Marie was just the host, does she not join in? Or did she get turned off completely by the low turnout? From my perspective, i didnt say a word because i was nervous as hell and could hardly get a sentence out. Really had the jitters so just going with the flow.
Game Time: it is now 1:30, everyone has their bits cleaned up and we move on to the bedroom. Guy#1 lays down and Kim goes down on him with a BJ which lasted forever. That guy must have a hell of a delay spray! Guy#2 lays down on the other end of the bed and Anna starts with a BJ on him. Guy#3 puts the rubber on and climbs into Kim from behind. And as for me, well i am just stood there, still with the towel around my waist, not even sure what to do. Yup, that bad!
It was at that time i realised i had Anna's ass right next to me so just started to rub my hands on it. You know, like you do when you have had your head shaven? Pretty sure Anna was a bit confused as well because she looked back at me while giving the BJ as if to say dude WTF are you even doing? I was still the most overdressed person in the room and completely overwhelmed by what was going on. At that time, Guy#2 wanted to move on from his BJ so Anna turned around, yanked my towel off and started with a BJ on me. Holding and tickling my balls with one hand and giving me a deep slurpy BJ (granted it doesnt take much for me to go deep). That was when i finally started to get into it, played with her brests and had to ask her to pause a couple of times as i was about to cum. The BJ was one of the best i ever had though and it continued while Guy#2 was banging her from behind. Guy#2 and Guy#3 finish in sync and the 3 of us trade places. I get the rubber on and get behind Anna, Guy#2 puts a fresh rubber and enters Kim from behind while Guy#3 finishes with Kim, cleans up and is now getting a BJ from Anna. As for Guy#1, his BJ is still going on.
Anna lubes up and i enter that ass, thereby giving it the honour of the first ass in the history of me to enter into. Go for a couple of minutes and blow my load in the rubber while Guy#1 and his BJ are still happily married. Take out the little guy to take the rubber off and the condom is smothered with poo! Now granted it was the ass so wasnt expecting skittles but that was so offputting that i had to stop myself from puking. Went out of the room, changed and left at 2:05pm leaving the 3 guys with 2 girls with Guy#1's BJ probably still going!
Conclusion: Yes it was all me. I should have hung around. Didnt even get a hand on Kim, £80 for a great BJ and anal isnt that bad but that money still had a fair way to go before i decided to run. Would i return, yes! I would just be better prepared to get the most out of it. I was extremely nervous about parading naked around other men, especially when my bits are really bitty bits, but it was fine. Surprisingly easy and once the clothes are off, you hardly think about that. I just hope there are different girls next time. Yes all girls have two holes and a mouth but being young and fit certainly doesnt do any harm. They had another session in the evening (7-9 pm) so i hope that one had a better turnout for their sake!
