Lifestyle gangbang - Eastleigh

[Bonker]

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I was snared by this lot, as other punters have, a while ago before I came across the posts on here. Mixed reviews and some strong rebuttal by the ORGANiser Marie.

Anyway, this is what Bonker saw and experienced :

Arrived at 1 o'clock, immediately saw a room full of guys looking uncomfortable. Tattooed and skinny woman, dark circles around eyes, asked for my 'contribution'. Checked to see if she had a pack of the big issue. No.

"How many men are booked".
"Don't worry, seems like a lot but it's not".
Wanted to leave (should have run screaming) but didn't. Coughed up my £80. Went to kitchen to get a drink. The cheapest cola and a meagre bowl of crisps. Other punters looked a bit rough, fugitives from rehabilitation centres. But I was one of them, no cause to feel superior.

Sense of gloom descended on me.

Summoned into front room. Speech from one of the hosts, a pyramid of blubber topped with a turnip head. Long justification about the ratio of cocks to holes. I counted 15 men and 4 party 'girls'. Another chap turned up later, his psychiatrist must have kept him late.

Checked the talent. Fat, spotty, old, worn out, skanky, droopy...someone had managed to find them all.

Definitely need to exit. Guess what, no refund. Decided not to make a scene. What followed was beyond Alighieri's imagination. Maybe the 10th circle.

Most of the other punters lapped it up. One of them literally, went straight in to lick the lube-smeared cunt and arse of the wildebeest (sorry I can't remember their names). There was DFK after multiple OWOs, reverse oral after multiple sex, rimming, queues, sweat and stink.

I'm not judging, just reporting. But saying I did not enjoy it. Been to parties before which were much better.

What can I say that's positive? Cheap, hosts worked hard, made lots of fake porn noises, most of the punters looked like they enjoyed it. Marie strode around to check the services.

Did Bonker have a go, I hear you ask. Yes, I got a few BJs (covered) and fucked the cow (big udders) and the goat (bleating) but most of the time looked about feeling sheepish.

Lesson learned. Tail between legs. Empty space in wallet.
Stopped in mcdonalds on the way home to complete my degradation.

[timsussex]

Another classic report !

shame there isn't an ability to put this on every regional board - it deserves a wider readership

[Derrick101]

Bonker, you deserve a gong for that

Tim, I think this bunch only operate in SE, so it's well covered here, although the rest could enjoy another classic review.

[Goldfinch]

Great report and an entertaining read-thanks for sharing.

[sunbunny]

Excellent review - if only the rest of us on here could be so eloquent and creative!

[Fuzzyduck]

Well done, Bonker, for fighting through your self-loathing and shame to bang a few pops out. I'm sure many of us can identify with that. I'm certainly hanging my head down in nodded agreement.

[DrConners]

Stopped in mcdonalds on the way home to complete my degradation.

 

A great account of an appalling experience Bonks. Thanks for writing it up.

I only quoted this bit as it was the perfect 'cherry on the top'

Cheers 

[Handfinder]

Undone by Alighieri's 2nd circle then Professor Bonkers?
Thanks for a fab read

[nigel4498]

Cheers for the review 
Party and gangbang was on my bucket list and the one in Eastleigh is very local for me.
I decided to give this a go a few months back and I walked before handing over any cash, thankfully after reading your account  I certainly dodged a bulletin.
On the day I received a text telling me not to park in the road and was given another road name to park in. ( not needed anyway as I walked there).
Also informed that two new girls from Liverpool would be attending. I didn’t actually see them but believe one was called Anna.
Like you I saw a motley crew that would have done justice to Jack Sparrow and I just turned on my heels and left.
Have since decided that parties and gangbangs can come off the bucket list, not for me.
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[BigBoi1955]

Have since decided that parties and gangbangs can come off the bucket list, not for me.

This outfit have had some terrible reviews so yes best to give them a wide berth. Parties though can be fun and great value. If you are ever in London go to one of the Phoenix parties. They are more expensive but the girls are hot and the ratio is guaranteed to be 2:1 or less.

[Moby Dick]

It’s been a while since I encountered such a grim party.

Best to attend parties organised directly by participating girls, or organise you own (i.e. MMMF)

[Stiltskin]

Also informed that two new girls from Liverpool would be attending...

Liverpool? I can just imagine what they looked like. 

[Mr333]

Liverpool? I can just imagine what they looked like. 

Calm down, calm down!! 

Marie was a good addition to Debbie's Greedy Girl parties a few years back, she used to look 10 years younger than her real age. Marie's husband used to attend and enjoy watching her play.

Ratios were always a bit steep, around 4:1, but they were all good girls and you could get a fair bit of action for £60.

Since Marie branched out on her own, I've never been inspired by any of her line-ups and the price went up to £80.

[BigBoi1955]

Calm down, calm down!! 

Marie was a good addition to Debbie's Greedy Girl parties a few years back, she used to look 10 years younger than her real age. Marie's husband used to attend and enjoy watching her play.

Ratios were always a bit steep, around 4:1, but they were all good girls and you could get a fair bit of action for £60.

Since Marie branched out on her own, I've never been inspired by any of her line-ups and the price went up to £80.

Hopefully Marie will read these reviews and up her game. £80 is a good price but she has to sort out the booking process. There was a review of. Reading party were she complained 25 booked but only 3 turned up and other reviews were the ratio was 7 or 8 men for each girl/lady. The talent is another issue. The Reading party only had Anna and Kim playing neither of which are young or slim. One of these types per party is OK but not 100%.
The reputation of Lifestyle parties is low and getting lower. The only way out is for her to have a rethink and not only make changes but put them as promises on the website.
I would like Lifestyle parties to not only succeed but flourish but they are on a downward spiral and need to make some genuine changes ASAP.

[Derrick101]

 Marie got banned for having a rant following a few bad reviews, so I doubt very much if anything will change 

[tel_house]

Tim, I think this bunch only operate in SE, so it's well covered here, although the rest could enjoy another classic review.

She also operates in London. She claims its in Mayfair but I doubt it.

TH

[fredhiggins]

She also operates in London. She claims its in Mayfair but I doubt it.

TH

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[Bonker]

"Marie was a good addition to Debbie's Greedy Girl parties a few years back, she used to look 10 years younger than her real age"

I'm surprised to hear that. She looked to me like a burned out druggie. A piglet is no prettier to me than a sow.

[Bunbury]

Got to admit I've never fancied a gangbang party and after reading the review I'm not tempted.

[Paul13]

I was tempted to go to the Reading party tomorrow but after reading this thread I think I've changed my mind!

[Bonker]

Reading huh?
If they held it at crufts it would save travel costs.

[Video586]

That is one of the funniest reviews I've ever read 

"A pyramid of blubber topped with a turnip head" is going to keep me chuckling for hours.

Bravo!

[Bonker]

 

[Avg_Joe]

Lesson learned. Tail between legs. Empty space in wallet.
Stopped in mcdonalds on the way home to complete my degradation.

  classic

[cheekychapito]

That is one of the funniest reviews I've ever read 

"A pyramid of blubber topped with a turnip head" is going to keep me chuckling for hours.

Bravo!

That killed me, because I know exactly who he was referring too from one of my previous visits a year or more back.

Was tempted to probably go back but not so sure now. Marie was the main draw for me but if she's not playing I'm not either lol

[two20]

It sounds a bit like a Dave Allen joke, there's a sheep, a cow and a goat......

[Bonker]

... Then in comes a Catholic priest swinging his plonker...