1. To avoid drama and MeToo bullshit that lie in wait whenever you gamble and hit on a civvy woman, thanks to those bullshit 'tests' they still pull, when they can't make up their own minds about whether or not to have sex with you, and wait for you to hit on them to see how you make them feel. Oh, and if you don't, you automatically fail because you're a wimp and boring.
2. To avoid the endless wait civvy women will put me (though, I notice, not the better looking and more exciting men - and yes, I'm quite happy to admit that I'm jealous about it, sue me
) while they decide if the lack of tingles their vagina is getting from my beige personal presence (just protective camouflage for a weirdo, I assure you; in terms of exciting experiences, I've had quite a varied one) is worth putting up with the fact I may be better boyfriend material than the last three guys they pulled down at the Meat Rack nightclub.
3. Because I'm able to give women facials, fuck them up the arse, bang three in one day etc etc, and do all that with women who know 'how' to do it, and do it with women who won't gossip about it to my social circle, post about what a terrible human being I am on social media, or have them tell me my fantasies are disgusting and they will never do that (and then we stop having sex because their body now feels repulsed by mine).
4. Even the vanilla sex is really great, and you never have to ask for a blowjob, or get told to do X, Y or Z before your needs are attended too. It's not like in a relationship, where you have to work out the cryptic answer or the right bribe before you get given sex. All you have to do is to have a job, which you will need anyway!
5. Where else could I punt any type of woman my wandering imagination takes me? Thanks to punting I've been able to sleep with escorts from teens to their fifties, fat, tall, thin, big and small tits, women with bushes, women who are shaven, women with vag tattoos, black women, Asian women, East Asian women, bi-women, two women at a time etc etc. Seeing new pussy never gets old either, no matter how old you get. Even men who are in their 80s and have no sex drive left can appreciate looking at a beautiful 19 year old posing for them nude.
6. The social interaction isn't always great, but haven't any of you ever had a really interesting conversation with an SP? Some of them are real characters (and no, I don't mean psychos!).
7. So (and this is the most important one for me) I don't look back on my life and wish bitterly that I'd had more sex; which, were I not to pay for it, would almost certainly have been the case. I'm now moving towards middle age, so my best years (teens - 30s) where I'm at my most physically attractive, are almost done. In that time I've had some kind of encounter with 4 civvie women, and one other express an interest we weren't able to seal the deal on. Now, obviously there must have been things I could have done to improve my chances at times, but the overall picture would only marginally have altered. Why, as a single man, should I live a life of sexual deprivation, when I can live a life of sexual depravity instead?
8. Finally, punting has taught me a lot about women than I would have learned from blundering around failing to pull IRL. For example, SPs are still female, with all that implies, despite the fact that they've businesswomen who have seen the world. Aging female bodies don't bother me in the slightest now, I know that has very little to do with the kind of pleasure or even person an SP will be. Likewise, whilst I still enjoy looking at nubile hotties in porn or on the streets, I know there's no correlation between how good someone is in the bedroom and what their looks are like. If anything I'm warier now of good-looking women than I was as a kid, because I know their personalities are more likely to be toxic than an average looking woman's.
