Author Topic: The infamous Suzy Cortez (aka Hot_modelBrazilian) - Green Park  (Read 16639 times)


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Offline last_days_of_logan

As has been said, it’s all in the foreplay. Even the tightest ease up.... eventually.  If anything I’d imagine they are less likely to see you if you tell them you have an elephant trunk between your legs. You’d scare them lol. If I was you I’d have a go with the better reviewed pse types here. Budget dependent of course.

agree about the foreplay...in civvie life this isnt an issue as i have boundless amount of time and occasions and in the end it always works out and they love it cause i hit everything anytime.....but in punts you turn up and before you even start anything they aree like "ah right, so your big,  *sigh* okay then..please be gentle we will have to go very slow" and some will even say "but no doggie okay....i have to work after you"...its just off putting and a mood killer....

axelrod...i apologise for hijacking this thread ...really sorry everyone. is there a way we can "group" PM? or rather maybe we should start the "size queens thread london" and stipulate what its for?

Offline Bassman

agree about the foreplay...in civvie life this isnt an issue as i have boundless amount of time and occasions and in the end it always works out and they love it cause i hit everything anytime.....but in punts you turn up and before you even start anything they aree like "ah right, so your big,  *sigh* okay then..please be gentle we will have to go very slow" and some will even say "but no doggie okay....i have to work after you"...its just off putting and a mood killer....

axelrod...i apologise for hijacking this thread ...really sorry everyone. is there a way we can "group" PM? or rather maybe we should start the "size queens thread london" and stipulate what its for?

Nothing wrong with you starting a girls that can take big dicks thread. Give Chloe a try in Tottenham Hale. A lot mention she’s loose. I don’t remember any complaint. But then it sounds like you don’t just have a big dick, but a freakishly big dick lol.  Not a bubble, but still a nice ass. You may have to broaden your horizons in that regard.

Offline last_days_of_logan

Nothing wrong with you starting a girls that can take big dicks thread. Give Chloe a try in Tottenham Hale. A lot mention she’s loose. I don’t remember any complaint. But then it sounds like you don’t just have a big dick, but a freakishly big dick lol.  Not a bubble, but still a nice ass. You may have to broaden your horizons in that regard.

PM time....

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Another Miss BumBum who's highlight in her life was a one night stand with a footballer:

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Offline last_days_of_logan

Another Miss BumBum who's highlight in her life was a one night stand with a footballer:

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dont understand how she won to be honest

Offline 0mard3000

dont understand how she won to be honest

She definitely had to be giving up some pussy to win.

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dont understand how she won to be honest

I was thinking the same thing tbh  :drinks: . I think it is because the standards as used in Brazil for Misss Bum Bum contest is not the same that you and/or what the Bubble butt thread is employing. If I may go that bit further I am not sure how Suzy Cortez won it also?

This is their yardstick as revealed in this article, which is somewhere in the Bubble Butt thread.

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Interesting that another Miss Bum Bum should find herself caught up with yet another famous footballers, obviously easy pickings  :P
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Offline last_days_of_logan

I was thinking the same thing tbh  :drinks: . I think it is because the standards as used in Brazil for Misss Bum Bum contest is not the same that you and/or what the Bubble butt thread is employing. If I may go that bit further I am not sure how Suzy Cortez won it also?

This is their yardstick as revealed in this article, which is somewhere in the Bubble Butt thread.

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Interesting that another Miss Bum Bum should find herself caught up with yet another famous footballers, obviously easy pickings  :P

seems like they started that restriction this year....
even with those standard i still dont get how this lass won that...
the red head girl looks awesome

Offline peter purves

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seems like they started that restriction this year....
even with those standard i still dont get how this lass won that...
the red head girl looks awesome

I think that was always the standard looking over teh years but the first time they made the rule formal, perhaps they anticipated more larger bums a la Kardashian influences may have wanted to enter.

Utilising their own yardstick, I think it is 'good' and I can see why she won. It is not just about bum per se butt how the woman comes across like in those Miss World competitions
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i tend to reserve the foreplay for the more higher profile punts that i do that last minimum 45 mins. foreplay for me in a 15 to 30 min punts in like a brothel or EE house is a no for me.

I think herein is your problem.

1) Stop using brothels/pop up brothels. Target independents/faux independents.
2) Do less of the EE demographic and try some Latinas and Brits in particular. You will be paying more, but que sera, sera. Some would say it's worth it.
As far as EEs are concerned, my advice would be always avoid Romanians...Poles, Hungarians and Bulgarians are the ones worth risking from my experience, in that order. There's a few well reviewed Balts etc but the four nations I mention have a particularly large mass of profiles on London AW and I have seen numerous, thus I can generalise and make rough correlations.
3) Start doing hour punts. For foreplay and warming up reasons, but also because I imagine (some) WGs have the mindset that taking a pounding during an hour booking is more "worth it".


Give Chloe a try in Tottenham Hale.
You got a link mate?


axelrod...i apologise for hijacking this thread ...really sorry everyone. is there a way we can "group" PM? or rather maybe we should start the "size queens thread london" and stipulate what its for?
No worries. Perhaps only issue is we're indirectly giving Suzy click volume by bumping this thread. Perhaps we should start that new thread. I don't believe there is a group function on PMs.


Apart from her cosmetic teeth...that current Miss BumBum doesn't impress me at all. lol.

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Logan, Bassman and whoever else. I believe I should take back my Ashley recommendation.

Firstly there are recent questions of her hygeine and general attitude. I suspect she has gotten lazy: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190855.0

But moreover, the location change is genuine. See my review of my most recent punt with her, and the info RE location in blue font: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190948.0

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As per backpage's current shutdown featuring Skepta...Suzy or whatever she's calling herself today is now advertising through other means:

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I won't add the link(s) for the agency(/ies) putting her at £600/hr  :lol:

Offline zinger

Is this legit guys and is she actually really back?

That ass of hers is a fricking peach! I'm gonna go for a lash as soon as...

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Is this legit guys and is she actually really back?

That ass of hers is a fricking peach! I'm gonna go for a lash as soon as...

Her 100%. Same number (came up in my burner's call history) and I seem to recall that website being linked to the backpage at some point.

Enjoy, hope it's a good one  :hi:

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As per backpage's current shutdown featuring Skepta...Suzy or whatever she's calling herself today is now advertising through other means:

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I won't add the link(s) for the agency(/ies) putting her at £600/hr  :lol:

Has she PM'd you to put the link here? :rolleyes: I noticed since backpage has down she or her pimp (from fake account) was blatantly touting and spamming this link and got banned here.

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Offline adam0111

is her number :07436839886?

she seems way too good to be true!

and her instagram is suzycortezoficial?



Offline Brazilian Martian

As per backpage's current shutdown featuring Skepta...Suzy or whatever she's calling herself today is now advertising through other means:

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I won't add the link(s) for the agency(/ies) putting her at £600/hr  :lol:

Not really a smart play considering she got banned for touting these sites herself on this forum :lol:

Offline Brazilian Martian

Has she PM'd you to put the link here? :rolleyes: I noticed since backpage has down she or her pimp (from fake account) was blatantly touting and spamming this link and got banned here.

:thumbsdown:

100 percent agree not a good look

Offline World Sick

is her number :07436839886?

she seems way too good to be true!

and her instagram is suzycortezoficial?

🤔

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Has she PM'd you to put the link here? :rolleyes: I noticed since backpage has down she or her pimp (from fake account) was blatantly touting and spamming this link and got banned here.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm her pimp  :thumbsup:  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Not really a smart play considering she got banned for touting these sites herself on this forum :lol:
Reality is I'm not like some people including yourself who clearly spend a lot of time on this forum. Have not seen her profile on this site (did on UKE obviously), nor her comments, nor was aware that she got banned for them.

100 percent agree not a good look
Adding up to date links on reviews is common practice on this site, no? Add the fact that I did it on my review.
You just have an issue with this WG lol. Seek professional help if it's that deep.



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Offline Fugly

You randomly happened to find her profile ? :unknown:

Even better Sinz - they joined UKP on November 11th 2016 and decided to make this their first post

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Even better Sinz - they joined UKP on November 11th 2016 and decided to make this their first post

Something is certainly fishy, looks like the WG is posting as a punter to direct attention to her AW profile, now that Backpage is non-existent.

Also note the AW profile was created 3 days ago.

« Last Edit: April 11, 2018, 04:13:31 pm by Sinz »

Offline Sh5278

Is her UKE profile down as well?