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External Link/Members Only First of all let me start by saying that this is a late review and I have seen her sometime in December 2017.
And just to cut to the chase: probably the worst service provider I have encountered. Exactly as bad as Jenny from Southwark.
Communication:
Texted and confirm that she is available for a booking.
Text received with the postcode and a request to call when I’m outside.
Fairly quick I have to say, I received the text reply less than a minute after sending it.
Location:
Mile End. I had to take a bus from Whitechapel station. Led me to a high rise series of buildings.
The meet:
The booking was for around 13:00 and I arrived on time and texted her to let her know. She didn’t reply.
I waited for 5 more minutes outside. This was a really cold day and as it’s a residential area without anywhere to wait without looking suspicious I was ready to quit but I then sent another text and she replied that she’s sorry and it will take her few more minutes.
5 more minutes and I received the text with the flat number.
So let’s get one thing straight: She looks nothing like Lisa Ann.
She might look like her in her pictures but I didn’t find much resemblance in real life. If you see it then you need to go to Specsavers.
Pretty much a fatter version of any of the heavily Photoshoped pictures on her profile.
Every punter with few years of punting under his belt can recognise a bad service provider almost from the get go.
Lack of interest and the usual fake moans with “yeah baby come for me” the moment you started to shag. I mean come on! Can you give it at least a minute or two?
One more thing worth noting: she kept stopping every 30 seconds to adjust my condom.
I asked what’s wrong and she stated: I need to make sure that it won’t fall.
Conclusion: Good luck to you if you choose to see her. What a shitty punt!
