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15 review(s) for Claudya Porn (8 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Brazilian Martian]

Offline GameofPunting

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Comms: Hungarian chick. Messed me around. Kept postponing but managed to see her after multiple calls/texts. Her English is very good.
Price; £100/Hour
Location: N22. Rough area in a block of flats.
Services: Possibly the worst OWO I’ve ever had. Shower facilities which I didn’t use. Showered prior
Looks: Has put on weight. Enchanced Tits were slightly saggy. Body not as tight as they appear in the pictures. Starting to show her age.

The Punt:
After the trouble getting her to confirm the time made my way to the location. Knocked on the door and let in straight away with a hug. She was in lingerie as requested.
Gave her the cash and she went away to stash it in another room.
After a wipe down started with OWO, which was so disappointing as it felt like she wasn’t applying full pressure with her lips. She then said that she only does DT with a condom, which was also an annoyance.
We then moved onto missionary penetration protected which damn near sent me into rage as she kept holding my dick as I was thrusting in and out of her cunt. Tried to remove her hand but it was in vain and started to lose interest.
Ended by shooting my load on her gravity ridden tits and cleaned up. Had a decent chat about all things concerning life for the last fifteen minutes then I left.

The verdict: I’d rank this as my worst punt in years. The physical appearance of Claudya has diminished and the service wasn’t up to par. I guess for £100 p/hr I shouldn’t be expecting a Jessica-Elite or Harley Darko. 

Under no circumstances would i see her again. Really disappointing Punt
« Last Edit: January 10, 2018, 05:10:56 pm by GameofPunting »
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Offline peter purves

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Offline socksfellan2

Man, sorry to hear about this shit experience. It happens, in fact it happened to me twice in a row and I'm currently on a break.

I think you'll find it useful to follow the 4 S rules someone made on this forum

Sexy? Is she as sexy as in the images?
Smile? Is she smiling at you and friendly?
Smell? How does she and the place smell? Neutral or clean?
Services? Does she confirm she does all you want?

If no to anyone of these, leave otherwise you'll waste time and money.
Not to mention, if you do walk away post a review so we're aware!

Best of luck on your next one  :drinks:


Offline The_Don

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As always YMMV with any W/G.






I think you'll find it useful to follow the 4 S rules someone made on this forum

Sexy? Is she as sexy as in the images?
Smile? Is she smiling at you and friendly?
Smell? How does she and the place smell? Neutral or clean?
Services? Does she confirm she does all you want?




my discipline slipped.  Of the four S’s….
Services?
Sexy?
Smells good?
Smile?


Offline punt3456

I’d rank this as my worst punt in years.
I was actually trying to book her today and she said was busy otherwise I would've gone  :dash:

Saw her location on AW change from canary wharf which made travel easier for me so thought I was finally going to get to see her especially as she reduced her rates but guess not thanks to this review :thumbsup:

Offline Foxtail17

I tried to book her late last year. I had a fixed amount of time but she failed to understand I couldn’t do earlier/later and she accused me of wasting her time. Not rocket science ‘are you available for an hour at xxxx’ but beyond this one it would appear.

morgancolefax

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Avoid her.

She is not what her pictures show, she has a poor attitude, I forced myself to finish in the end, I felt cheated and have stopped punting, she really put me off. 

Offline Brazilian Martian

Avoid her.

She is not what her pictures show, she has a poor attitude, I forced myself to finish in the end, I felt cheated and have stopped punting, she really put me off.

Get lost and dont piggy back off of other peoples reviews. Ypu created a profile on here just to state that you have stopped punting  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline RegionalAndy

Service must have really gone down hill, I had a positive punt with her last year! Oh well

DylanPerry

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We then moved onto missionary penetration protected which damn near sent me into rage as she kept holding my dick as I was thrusting in and out of her cunt.
Possibly the single most annoying sex fuckery that can happen  :angry:. Hasn't happened to me for some while (probably correlated to me having stopped seeing Romanians)...but your review reminded me how jarring that shit is.

Offline PilotMan

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Service must have really gone down hill, I had a positive punt with her last year! Oh well

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