Best genuine massage with happy ending

[jruingdallas]

So is No1 Thai massage include HE? As it Seems to be a legit place by the looks of it?

Some say it is, but when I went, big signs saying do not ask for any kind of sexual service, and non was offered despite me lying there oiled up butt naked and with a raging hardon. The masseuce was nothing but proffessional, navigated around and looked away mostly. Still excellent massage all the same, though left me very frustrated, not sure its worth the risk for a second chance.

[Mr blue]

Over the last 2 months I've been on a bit of a massaging spree, so far I've been to
Lavenders , excellent massage and very good service , been probably 5 times

Sheng Long cracking massage and hr

Amys great massage with nice hr

Be health good but expensive

Jun , behind Chinatown. She just lay on me , wouldn't return

Has anybody been here

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[chinatoon]

Yeah I went yesterday. Decent massage but no hr.  She operates out of a room at true Thai near the carling academy. 40 for 1 hour massage.

[Mr blue]

Thanks , that's a shame about the hr , did you ask or was it made clear it wasn't on offer ?

[DannyWatt]

hi all... Just a quick opinion wanted...
I'm free a day next week and want a sensual massage. I'm not that flush so can't really afford the petrol to get to my usual therapist.  So was considering either Sheng Long (Chester le Street) or Anna (Gateshead) Would prefer the lady they called joanna (Morpeth) But she's like trying to get hold of smoke. So which one would yous recommend out of the two.?

[Mr blue]

Hi never been to Anna so can't comment , sheng long was very good though think I paid around £50 for massage and hr

[jarrovian]

Anna gives a naturist massage where she is naked, however middle aged and not sexy to be honest. Been to see sheng long a few times, very sensual. £35+£10 for he

[DannyWatt]

brilliant lads, cheers... Sheng long it is then.. She may even ne cheaper too.

[chinatoon]

Thanks , that's a shame about the hr , did you ask or was it made clear it wasn't on offer ?

I asked and she politely refused.

As for shen long you can't go wrong there. A proper sensual massage that leads to a very happy ending

[jarrovian]

Oh yes 

[sandpit]

Went to Lisa's for a genuine massage (honest) new there was a rabbit off when she asked me to take my boxers off!-HE offered she was a bit on the mature side but what the hell - enjoyed it found it most erotic as it was a total surprise being new at the game- fancy the Phuket Island next door any one been there?

[sandpit]

re Chinese Massage Pilgrim St

Went there for genuine acupuncture really surprised you can get HE there lol - whats the score do u ask for certain girls and is it cast iron guaranteed HE!

[jarrovian]

Apparently Phuket island totally legit

[Mr blue]

I asked and she politely refused.

Took a chance and went , she expertly miss my cock but I was rock hard and she noticed , think it's on offer maybe needs a few visits

Also had a wonderful 4 hand massage at lavenders last week both girls were stunning

[thegreatgriffin]

Just to add in my two-penneth.......I have seen Anna a few times and while she isn't a drop dead gorgeous, svelte, young lady, I still think she gives a pretty good service for the money and I still find her attractive.

Admittedly, she is 50+ and a little curvy here and there, but if that's your thing then I'm sure you'll find her somewhat sexy. Personally, I think her boobs and bum are lovely!

Horses for courses I suppose.

[geordie.si79]

Is Lisa's massage in Newcastle on Pink Lane?

Pilgrim St one if you ask for Lilly HE is nailed on 

[Craggzy]

Yes, Lisa's is at the very top of Pink Lane where it meets Westgate Road.

I agree with your comment on Pilgrim street. Have had a massage from her twice now. More intimate touching was allowed on second visit. But the massage itself is a bit pricey.

[jruingdallas]

Is this lily a looker?

Is there any place where they don't ask they just read the signs and do? That would be much more erotic than having to give permission then haggle a price. Not including escorts or dusty middle aged hags that offer b2b, more your Thai massage shop where you get a lush massage and if you make the right noises and reveal a hardon they just naturally work it?

[egghead]

Is this lily a looker?

Is there any place where they don't ask they just read the signs and do? That would be much more erotic than having to give permission then haggle a price. Not including escorts or dusty middle aged hags that offer b2b, more your Thai massage shop where you get a lush massage and if you make the right noises and reveal a hardon they just naturally work it?

Unlikely - the girl will always want to confirm the price and most places there is a bit of a haggle - not the most relaxing, but essential if you don't want to get ripped off. I wouldn't pay any more than 20 for HE ever. Most girls will take it. If not, then just use the hour for massage. Lavenders have a tendency to ask for 40 quid for HE - sod that, they will take 20. For 40 quid tip I look for nude, some body to body and access all areas.

[Barry Shipton]

This is one of the most popular threads on the NE forum but I just don't get why you'd risk a punt with no guarantees at the end of it - you might just get a crap massage and still be out of pocket.

If you see an escort you might still get a crap massage but at least everything else is on offer - cost wise it might cost £20 more but satisfaction (well at least relief) is guaranteed. Probably cheaper in the long run when you add in the massages where you didn't even get a wank!

Is it just the thrill of the unknown and illicit then that is the turn on here? The fact that you are getting something naughty on the side like the plot of some 70s porno?

[jarrovian]

Well its mixture of things. I do like a good massage, and most escorts really aren't so good at this. Then there is the thrill of not knowing if you're going to be offered extras. Some, like Tanya for example give an excellent massage but also tease you into believing you're getting something else but then don't offer it, but its still a massive turn on. Then there are the surprising ones like sheng long. She looks like butter wouldn't Melt in her mouth and when she asks at the start if you want he you think it will be just a tug at the end, but boy its so much more sensual than that. Anyway we all have our own quirks and I  get a buzz out of visiting these ladies

[daviemac]

This is one of the most popular threads on the NE forum but I just don't get why you'd risk a punt with no guarantees at the end of it - you might just get a crap massage and still be out of pocket.

If you see an escort you might still get a crap massage but at least everything else is on offer - cost wise it might cost £20 more but satisfaction (well at least relief) is guaranteed. Probably cheaper in the long run when you add in the massages where you didn't even get a wank!

Is it just the thrill of the unknown and illicit then that is the turn on here? The fact that you are getting something naughty on the side like the plot of some 70s porno?

I think you're missing the point a bit really, having a massage and seeing an escort are two totally different things. I use both, if I feel like a massage I see a good masseuse because that's what I want, if there's a HE then great, if not I've still had the proper massage I wanted.
If I want sex and all things associated with sex then I see an escort.

I don't expect a good masseuse to provide more than a HE but I don't go for more than that, I do expect an escort to provide good sex because that's what I go for.

[jruingdallas]

So of all the available newcastle massages, where would you all say does the most sensual, obviously with he, but  a massage that doesn't limit the cock play til the end, also including in the massage, the perinium, ass hole, balls, cock etc not just at the end.
Again not including escorts just a massage that goes the extra mile and does a full on sensual massage. Recomendations please 

[James999]

So of all the available newcastle massages, where would you all say does the most sensual, obviously with he, but  a massage that doesn't limit the cock play til the end, also including in the massage, the perinium, ass hole, balls, cock etc not just at the end.
Again not including escorts just a massage that goes the extra mile and does a full on sensual massage. Recomendations please 

You sound confused, let's clear a few things up for you, and Escort is an old car made by ford, it is also a term sometimes used for girls that escort to events. As such neither of those are relevant unless you want a car or to be taken to a theatre etc.

If you want a girl or boy (  )  to Wank you off and play with your arse that's a Prostitute or Pro$$ie regardless of however you try to dress it up 

[jruingdallas]

You sound confused, let's clear a few things up for you, and Escort is an old car made by ford, it is also a term sometimes used for girls that escort to events. As such neither of those are relevant unless you want a car or to be taken to a theatre etc.

If you want a girl or boy (  )  to Wank you off and play with your arse that's a Prostitute or Pro$$ie regardless of however you try to dress it up 

 Lol, I know the difference, I guess I just like to keep them seperate.
For me an escort/prostitude provides full service and my ass getting rubbed and my cock wanked falls under the realm of a massage. But yep I'm under no illusion that they're still prossies

[Froggah]

Tried Ruen Thai massage & spa yesterday in jesmond. My mate claimed to have had an oily tug however no such luck for me. Initially I was pleased as the younger better looking girl said "u are with me" however the service wasn't great. Decent massage but she answered her phone during session, probably one of you lot as she had to persuade the caller that she was a professional masseuse & no extras were offered lol. I still held out hope she was lying, but alas no such luck. Decent massage but overall not that great a place or service. Prefer Lisa's

[itsjustme]

Just been reading this forum and thought I would share my experience about a "legit" massage place right next to/opposite Lau's in china town.

I went there for a £35 1 hour "relax massage".

Got a slow not too hard back massage with a towel over my back and wasn't very impressed. about 15 min she removed the towel and started using oil.
About 30 min in she asked me to turn over and I was expecting the towel to come back. Oh no, it didnt   When she got to the leg massage she climbed right over me onto the table and was straddling me When she climbed off me I moved my hand down to myself and she said "nawty nawty". I wasnt sure if that was a good nawty.... she moved my hand away then took over and didnt ask for a penny for the HE. Great oily HE and a top massage. Which I thought was gonna be a "normal" massage. She didnt mind me having a bit touch of her too.
I was so impressed that I volunteered her the £20 "tip" which she was very happy about. Some of them try to milk you (excuse the pun).

I like to take a gamble and see if I get a HE as I find it kind of adds to the excitement as with an escort you pretty much know what you're gonna get. If its just a £30-£40 massage for 1 hour with no HE then that is still OK.

[jarrovian]

What was the name of this place, was it number1 Thai massage

[explore2020]

Hey itsjustme, what was the girl like - age, looks, body? Cheers!

[itsjustme]

Hey itsjustme, what was the girl like - age, looks, body? Cheers!

Yes it was No 1 ,, I wasn't going to say but I seen a few other people mention it.
She was Thai ,, about 30 , if even that. Not bad looking.

Obviously they are meant to be a legit establishment so it's not guaranteed you will get any extras but I have methods of manipulation

[jarrovian]

Well you should be guaranteed he as its the same people who own "best massage" westgate road

[King Jim of the Toon]

Had booked a few Thai massages through Gumtree.  Like the one opposite O2 Academy on West Gate Road and Phuket Spa on Pink Lane.  Both offer good proper massages but no HE. Phuket Spa is without doubt the best massage around.  Then I found this lot and some of the discussions made me laugh but then question, mmm a happy ending. So what the fuck, i did it.

Firstly I tried the one from Greys Mountment. I booked for a hour which was £40.  The first thing I noticed that the girl on reception was fucking miserable. She showed me to a room which was cold, had a massage bed and a shower.  She explained that the 'proper' girl would be half a hour so she started off on my back 'with boxers on'.  This was shit, she just through the motions till the other girl returned. Then after about 20 minutes she came in. Wearing a short dress and carrying a radio and oil.  She was in her late 30's, lovely body.  As it was my first time I bottled under the pressure and paid £30 for body to body and HE. I did get to play a lot if you know what I mean.  Afterwards, she dressed, took the money and fucked off.  I have been back again to see the same girl but wait for it lads, I got a BJ with condom (thank fuck) and a 69.  Big tip, book for half a hour then you don't get the miserable one going through the motions. The real problem with this place is its location. When you are done you walk right out onto one of the busiest streets in Newcastle and everyone see you come out. And for this reason I can't return again. 

I then went to see the woman at Sunniside. Half decent naked massage with a well executed HE.  I did feel like a chicken on a production line with another lad upstairs and someone else waiting.  I did have a little feel of your tan pantyhose.  £50 in total.

Last one I have tried is Westgate Road.  Pricey in my opinion but HE and body to body but at a price. Get the price down and you will have a great time here. The girls are friendly and even make Thai food etc. 

I will report on my next adventure soon.

[Rooster]

The lady at Sunniside is now two ladies at Sunniside and, in my opinion, service has gone downhill. A production line affair as stated above. Last time I got a very perfunctory massage and she answered the phone several times during it. Poor show, this used to be really good. I also wonder what the police might think of two women offering HE in the same premises - constitutes a brothel?

Sheng Long in Chester-Le-Street - excellent. Really nice, smart, attractive lady who gives a lovely sensual massage and HE. Her delicate fingertip work is amazing.

Westgate Road - poor. Expensive and mediocre service even though it was a slow weekday afternoon. No massage table, just a rather grubby-looking bed so your neck was cricked too. Amateurish HE finish.

Phuket Island on Pink Lane - totally legit and dire consequences threatened if they so much as caught a glimpse of my Johnson. Decent massage.

[Toonfanrob]

Been to sunniside few times and agree went down hill! I went for 4 hand couple weeks back, front door opened I immediately try to walk into living (as that's where all my massages happened) and I was stopped because some1 was in there! Ha (sorry if was 1 u guys!) so I only got 2 hands for 15 mins then 4 hands for 45 after she finished jacking other guy off I suppose! Ha! Seen sheng long few days back for the 4th time and agree her finger work awesome! The little moans n stuff bit annoying but good overall massage! I've only ever paid £35 all in tho....? She keeps telling me how pretty she thinks I am guess that's why! Hahaha

[maxxblue]

How long do you get for £35 with Sheng Long?

[Eager Thighs]

How long do you get for £35 with Sheng Long?

1 hour + £10 for HE I believe.
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[maxxblue]

Anyone can get HE from Sheng Long for £35 - £25 for 30 minutes massage plus £10 for HE.

[Eager Thighs]

Anyone can get HE from Sheng Long for £35 - £25 for 30 minutes massage plus £10 for HE.

I'm hoping Sheng Long will take my massage virginity this weekend

Few questions;
- Do you think I should take 30 mins or 1 hour for 1st time? (not really going for the massage but more the experience of it)
- Should I make it clear I want HE before paying up or will she ask me if I want it?
- Should I strip completely or ask her what I should do?

[jarrovian]

Ive always gone for the hour as I go for the massage also. I would still go for the hour as its a sensual experience and the build up is part of it. Don't worry she will ask if he is required, and just get on the bed naked face down to begin with. She will ask if you want a pillow or if you want to put your face through the hole in the bed. Relax and enjoy. Massage isn't for everyone so don't have too high expectations. Oh and she will probably ask how hard you want it (the massage that is ha)

[jarrovian]

Oh and she doesn't ask for cash up front just pay at the end

[Eager Thighs]

Oh and she will probably ask how hard you want it (the massage that is ha)

Do you think I should go for a medium hardness and use that to decide what to go for next time? Also, pretty cool how we both have 200 posts and 3 reviews happy 200th post to you good Sir.

[jarrovian]

Haha never noticed, congratulations. Yes that would be a good idea. I'm pretty sure you will enjoy. To be honest the first time I visited her I was just expecting a massage and tug, but the teasing she does almost had me unloading before I turned over

[Toonfanrob]

How long do you get for £35 with Sheng Long?

1 hour massage with HE has always been £35 for me...

[portable]

Do you think I should go for a medium hardness and use that to decide what to go for next time?

Personally I'd recommend medium or soft. Soft if you want a far more sensual experience. The times I've just gone to a masseuse for a regular massage to sort out genuine aches and pains, it's been hard, and that basically means you get pummeled.

[jordi]

Where am I going wrong? Been to Number 1 thai massage about 6 times. I too have a loyalty card. Never been offered or had anything other than a massage. Saw Ren there recently, who is really cute and was quite skimpily dressed. But my Stonk on remained unstroked

[geordie.si79]

Went to No.1 on Friday for an hour massage.. Went in the room and there is a sign saying no sexual services and if you ask you will be ejected.

Asked her if I should take my boxers off and she said no so I settled in for just the massage. After 20mins of hard work on my back and legs she whipped my boxers off and started with an oily massage so things started looking up... Literally 

Rolled over and she done my front while I had a massive hard on.. After a while she covered me up with a towel so again thought it wasn't on offer.. Then right at the end she said I see you were very hard, do you want HE

Of course I said yes and she gave me an amazing oily wank while I played with her tits and arse

Didn't take any cash off me for it either so it only cost £35 and I've now got a loyalty card 

[maxxblue]

Went to No.1 on Friday for an hour massage.. Went in the room and there is a sign saying no sexual services and if you ask you will be ejected.

Asked her if I should take my boxers off and she said no so I settled in for just the massage. After 20mins of hard work on my back and legs she whipped my boxers off and started with an oily massage so things started looking up... Literally 

Rolled over and she done my front while I had a massive hard on.. After a while she covered me up with a towel so again thought it wasn't on offer.. Then right at the end she said I see you were very hard, do you want HE

Of course I said yes and she gave me an amazing oily wank while I played with her tits and arse

Didn't take any cash off me for it either so it only cost £35 and I've now got a loyalty card 

Was that her bare arse and tits?

[geordie.si79]

Was that her bare arse and tits?

Unfortunately not, just thru her dress but still helped me along the way 

[King Jim of the Toon]

Go geordiesi.79. A free HE. A proper result!!!

[a2m]

oh damn!! 10 pages and still no one getting a suckie suckie after the massage...