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Author Topic: Best genuine massage with happy ending  (Read 919219 times)

Offline sesalovdarlo

Any recommendation on someone who actually gives a good full body massage (adultwork or agency). With a nice happy ending.

Once again I welcome all recommendations.

Offline Barry Shipton

Do you mean traditional oil or body to body Nuru massage?

Offline sesalovdarlo

Recommendations for both if u wish to share? I enjoy full body with oil, aint tried nuru yet

Offline Barry Shipton

Only tried the slippery Nuru, since Kirsten retired you have at least two new options in Newcastle, one is Sexy Becky on the Quayside - www.adultwork.com/631960 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sexy%2D25Becky.
The other is Angel Yvonne - www.escort-newcastle.com/nuru-massage .

You'll get a happy ending with both but Becky offers an extra 'surprise' ending for all of you who wondered what it would be like in prison if you accidentally dropped the soap in the showers - a 9 inch strap on!


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Offline Barry Shipton

Forgot - Portable seems to be the traditional massage expert on here, been a couple of threads like this on here - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17361.0
Including much discussion of a tantric offer in Morpeth. But a lot of debate on whether the happy ending was guaranteed or not. Worth doing a search of the NE board for massage.


Offline Fugazi64

Joanna here is the best for my money.....

http://tantramassage.me/

....or Alexis if you find her hard to contact

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1548187


Offline petene8

+1 Mr Fugazi on the Morpeth suggestion, top class but can be difficult to contact, worth the effort in my humble opinion

Offline DaveMugabe

Joanna here is the best for my money.....

http://tantramassage.me/

....or Alexis if you find her hard to contact

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1548187
joanna never answers her phone or reply to her email

Offline portable

Forgot - Portable seems to be the traditional massage expert on here, been a couple of threads like this on here - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=17361.0
Including much discussion of a tantric offer in Morpeth. But a lot of debate on whether the happy ending was guaranteed or not. Worth doing a search of the NE board for massage.

 :hi:

I've said this before and I'll say it until I'm blue in the face... Always make an appointment in advance. Assume you won't get any sexual relief at all, and just enjoying a good massage then you won't be disappointed. Go in relaxed and confident. Every single masseuse has seen a naked guy with a hard on believe it or not. They know it could easily happen regardless of whether they offer HR or not. If you get HR, then great, but don't get stressed out about it or it's a total waste of time. But, of course, take £20 extra cash. And don't go higher than £20. Some always try their luck and start at £30. Just tell the truth, £20 is all you have. They'll take it.


I'll try to keep this short...

Pilgrim St Chinese Medical: Legit, but they know what guys go for. "Sarah" quite mature, but attractive. Possibly the best massage and HR I've had. Can seem a bit distant, chews gum, does the "oh baby" talk a little to much toward the end, but... hell yes.

Best Thai: They know full well what guys are going for. Not legit in the slightest. I mean, you'll get a proper massage, but the girls are pretty bad at it to be honest. Plus they use a bed, not a table. "Ren" ("Rain"?) a young, cute girl is probably the best, then the more mature one who's name I forget, but she's shrewd. Worst was "Sophie". If you've seen them before I think body2body might be on offer at a price. Possibly oral. Possibly, but don't hold me to that. And that's potentially with the mature one who's name I forget. At least that's the impression I got when I last saw her.

Lisas: At the top of Pink Lane. Not been myself, but apparently similar to Pilgrim St. Legit but offer HR.

Lavenders: Again, legit, but offer HR. Only difference here to Pilgrim St. is that you have to ask at the start of the massage. I've read sometimes you'll get a "no" but never once in my experience, but I went fairly regularly in the past and got to know them quite well (even got a free meal out it once :D). Don't be nervous about asking, they really won't be offended. They know guys will ask about it. I'd recommend "Coco" the manager, who's massage is fantastic, she's quite well known locally as the best masseuse trainer in the region. The other girls (if they still work there) "Yoyo" "Michelle" "Cookie" all great. If you get to know Coco, ask about "tantric", only different in that it's way more sensual and the teasing is from the very start, back and forth for 45 mins or so... Definitely recommend that.

Ultimately, go along with the intention of getting a massage, I've gone to Lavenders plenty of times in the past just for hard massages, and while you get pretty pummeled, it's worth it. Best time I had was 30 min hard massage followed by an hour tantric. Expensive but a one-off treat. I can't think of any others that offer HR. As for Adult Work, I met "Bedazzled" (Alexis as mentioned above) a while back, last year. Very fun to be with. There's a mature chinese/thai woman in Jesmond who advertises on vivastreet and maybe gumtree who does b2b, and while it's very, very nice, she's a bit indifferent and includes an assisted shower as part of your time so it's more like 45mins than an hour, and she's not a great masseuse, but if you have the urge she's worth seeing I guess.


I swear to God if the region had a proffesional nuru setup somewhere, I'd be broke. I missed doing it with Kirsten before she retired too.

If any escorts are reading this, find the right accommodation (big tiled bathroom I guess) and get learning!  :D


Offline Barry Shipton


I swear to God if the region had a proffesional nuru setup somewhere, I'd be broke. I missed doing it with Kirsten before she retired too.

If any escorts are reading this, find the right accommodation (big tiled bathroom I guess) and get learning!  :D

Portable as you are someone who knows about this I'd be interested what you think girls need for a good Nuru set up. I did meet Kirsten once - see the thread InsatiableIllie set up in the main forum about first/ worst punts. It was a disaster - due to my inexperience not hers - and before she even offered Nuru. Never dared go back in case she remembered me.

I linked to two escorts who I know offer it in Newcastle now - seen other ads but a bit dodgy so not confident they were worth mentioning. I've sampled Angel's and it was great fun as it was my first Nuru  - not tempted by Becky's 9 inch strap on for a memorable ending.

Yvonne had all the decent Mr Nori gel and equipment like the bed sheets, but what else do you think they need to make it 'professional'. Obviously a bathroom for the shower is essential - it seemed to me the other thing is keeping the temperature and humidity right so you don't either get cold or the gel dries too much.

What would you be looking for in your ideal Nuru set up that would make you a complete addict and bankrupt you?

Only tried the slippery Nuru, since Kirsten retired you have at least two new options in Newcastle, one is Sexy Becky on the Quayside - www.adultwork.com/631960 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sexy%2D25Becky.
The other is Angel Yvonne - www.escort-newcastle.com/nuru-massage .

You'll get a happy ending with both but Becky offers an extra 'surprise' ending for all of you who wondered what it would be like in prison if you accidentally dropped the soap in the showers - a 9 inch strap on!

Being new to this  I don't understand how 'Bedazzled' says she isn't an escort and it has CIM on her likes


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Offline Barry Shipton

Quimwhim there's a lot of code used for good reason. Not up on the FBSM scene like others on here but seems half the fun is that it's a 'legit' massage but with the thrill you might get a happy ending.

But round here the reasons are police attitude - in Greater Manchester massage parlours probably do very few massages as they provide full escort services. Legally that makes them brothels but the police there tolerate it - in the North East the police would close them down.

So massage parlours here actually do massage but as Portable has spelled out above you might be lucky enough to get something else if you know who and what to ask for

Independent escorts don't need to make the same pretence as their services are perfectly legal - but some still pretend otherwise. But the main reason they use shorthand terms is because when you are buying ads it saves a lot of time and money to say OWO rather than blow job without a condom on. It also saves them time with punters ringing up asking - 'do you do this or that'.

Offline Philbiao1

Being new to this  I don't understand how 'Bedazzled' says she isn't an escort and it has CIM on her likes

When I saw her she said she escorts with known and trusted clients and at the time I saw her for a massage that amounted to one old guy who was also a friend of hers if I remember correctly.

Offline Fugazi64

Being new to this  I don't understand how 'Bedazzled' says she isn't an escort and it has CIM on her likes

At one point the lady advertised a full service as described by PhilBaoi1 above, but reverted to an offer of massage with HR quite quickly. My reading of this is that more remains on offer to a select few, but that it is Alexis who makes the selection.     

Have visited a few identified above. Got a BJ at Best Thai once, usually just HJ. It was with one of the girls I had seen a few times.
Saw Thai lady in Jesmond, she appears to have disappeared from the area. OK massage, oily b2b, HJ and pussy fingering.
Had naturist massage in Gateshead, advertises in ad-mag, good massage with happy ending.

Offline portable

I linked to two escorts who I know offer it in Newcastle now - seen other ads but a bit dodgy so not confident they were worth mentioning. I've sampled Angel's and it was great fun as it was my first Nuru  - not tempted by Becky's 9 inch strap on for a memorable ending.

Yvonne had all the decent Mr Nori gel and equipment like the bed sheets, but what else do you think they need to make it 'professional'. Obviously a bathroom for the shower is essential - it seemed to me the other thing is keeping the temperature and humidity right so you don't either get cold or the gel dries too much.

What would you be looking for in your ideal Nuru set up that would make you a complete addict and bankrupt you?

Angel now does nuru? .....  :D A bit skinny for my liking, but she seems like a great girl from everything I've read about her, and the way she presents herself on her website.

I guess Kirsten pretty much had the perfect set up and mentality toward it. Basically a two-hour service, starting with a hot, shared bath, an hour of nuru with full service, then just kept going for the last half hour or so, then presumably a mutual shower to clean off. Even just a shared shower, nuru with full service would be great.

If Illie is reading this, I hope she's getting ideas. She seems like she'd be able to do this well, having met her once years ago, and having read all her positive reviews recently after coming back, seems like she's still got a professional, enthusiastic attitude.  :rolleyes:

Offline Barry Shipton

Angel now does nuru? .....  :D A bit skinny for my liking, but she seems like a great girl from everything I've read about her, and the way she presents herself on her website.

I guess Kirsten pretty much had the perfect set up and mentality toward it. Basically a two-hour service, starting with a hot, shared bath, an hour of nuru with full service, then just kept going for the last half hour or so, then presumably a mutual shower to clean off. Even just a shared shower, nuru with full service would be great.

I'd certainly say Angel Yvonne was slim, but not skinny - I was breathless enough anyway with the whole experience so with her full body weight sliding on top of me I'm glad she wasn't a Vanesssa Feltz style BBW.

Her set up and arrangements of shower, Nuru Massage, shower sounds like Kirsten's. From my one meeting with Kirsten I remember she was a fair bit shorter than Angel and her top assets were a bit artificially enhanced, I am more of a natural boobs man.

From my very limited experience it seems that unlike conventional massage where the skill is in the girl's hands, with Nuru massage it seems the most important tool is her bottom. This is where for me Angel excels as IMHO she has a perfectly padded peach of a bottom which is ideal for many things I can think of and delivering a Nuru massage is just one of them. Just writing this has reminded me I must repeat the experience some time soon.

Not sure if the other girl I mentioned, Becky, who seems to be on an extended tour of Newcastle, is staying much longer as her AW profile seems to suggest otherwise. Bodywise she looks a bit stockier than Angel but she seems well reviewed on AW so I am sure some members on here can report on the experience.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2013, 06:08:19 PM by Barry Shipton »

Offline Toonfanrob

Hi lads, just stumbled across this site so bare with me! Read some interesting things I've had 5 massages all through gumtree all decent except 1 who wouldn't giv me HJ which was disappointing so I always like to know before I go if I'm getting 1 now... Any way I fancy getting 1 from like a shop like 'best Thai' or 'lavenders" Noway of knowing if ill get 1 before I go? Cheers again!

Offline Mark74

Any good ones in Darlington or Durham area?

Been looking for something like this... Have Jo in Morpeth quite a few times, definitely worth a visit!

Think I'll give Lavenders another try and see if I can get coco.. Just got a massage last time but didn't realise you had to ask up front  :unknown:

Offline portable

Hi lads, just stumbled across this site so bare with me! Read some interesting things I've had 5 massages all through gumtree all decent except 1 who wouldn't giv me HJ which was disappointing so I always like to know before I go if I'm getting 1 now... Any way I fancy getting 1 from like a shop like 'best Thai' or 'lavenders" Noway of knowing if ill get 1 before I go? Cheers again!

Which gumtree ads? I've had one through gumtree/vivastreet (can't remember), based in Jesmond but not any others.

You'll definitely get one at Best Thai, you'll have to ask up front at Lavenders as they're more "legit".

Offline Rooster

Hi there, new to the site.

Anyway, what the hell am I doing wrong?

I've been to see five or six Thai masseuses who advertise on Gumtree, all working from home. Not once have I been offered anything other than a massage. Every ad says this is not a sexual service, am I supposed to ignore that and ask? I'm polite, clean, sober and presentable so what am I doing wrong?

I even went to one of the Thai massage places on Pink Lane, think it was Lisa's Massage. First thing I see on entering the cubicle is a big sign saying anyone exposing himself or behaving indecently and they'll call the police! The girl put a big towel over me at all times - can't have a naked man in a Thai massage place, apparently. Why the hell don't they just say what they offer? I don't want them screaming for their husband or calling the cops on me if I ask for a bloody handjob.

Online daviemac

Which gumtree ads? I've had one through gumtree/vivastreet (can't remember), based in Jesmond but not any others.

You'll definitely get one at Best Thai, you'll have to ask up front at Lavenders as they're more "legit".

http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+byker-ne6/thai-masage--relaxing-massage-newport-gwent-/61387953

Is this the one you meant in Jesmond, I've seen her a couple of times. She did give a good B2B and HE plus she would let you do anything to her except sex. She showered you at the end as well. Last time I saw her she said she was going back to Thailand for a holiday but would be back in different location, that was in July though.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/thaiswedish-relaxation-massage-07772208327/1037522962

I have been to this one, she's more mature, nice house with proper table in living room. She does a nice massage with a happy middle rather than end, when you turn on you're back she starts at you're feet works up does the 'happy' bit, (didn't mind my having a good feel of her bum), cleans you up then does top half massage, quite enjoyed it really

Offline Lambada

Went to Lavender's today for the first time today. Massage was excellent, HE was average but enjoyable. If you want this, make sure you ask before or at the start of the session. In all honesty I'd go back just for a massage, the masseuse really knew her stuff. The irony of a rub and tug shop being based on Nun Street wasn't lost on me either  :D






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