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Offline Diamonddog

Haven't visited but pretty sure this one is not Legit

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Haven't visited but pretty sure this one is not Legit

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2 adverts, Sarra and Adryana posted by Mary in Gateshead and Wallsend.  Looks EE to me. Bit pointless guessing on services though.

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2 adverts, Sarra and Adryana posted by Mary in Gateshead and Wallsend.  Looks EE to me. Bit pointless guessing on services though.

Have you looked at the pictures?

Offline datwabbit

Have you looked at the pictures?
It's an unusual pose for a masseure. I prefer the massage table to leaning over a chair.

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Have you looked at the pictures?
No, EE 'masseuses'  don't interest me, especially when prices start from £60 per hour and there's no clue to what services might be available. £60 for just a massage is way over the top.

Offline Disco dave

Haven't visited but pretty sure this one is not Legit

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Thats got rom crap massage and breathing will likely be a extra charge. Could be wrong though so looking foward to a review

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Do you really believe that the pictures are the ones you will see   :dash: All of the pictures are recent (but not of me)
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Offline ruggedscot

pictures are mine....

aye doll but didnt expect them to be hanging on the wall

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Offline albsure69

Haven't visited but pretty sure this one is not Legit

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I went along to see what the story was as I was at a loose end

£60 for an hour and when she opened the door I was fortunately thinking with big brain.

Think it may have been her ‘tash that was of putting or the number of chavs circling the area on mopeds and bikes but I walked.


Offline Puppet Master

Does anyone know if Rose (former Number 1 Thai from both Stowell Street and the current address) who used to give free HE’s is still working anywhere?

Offline Disco dave

Does anyone know if Rose (former Number 1 Thai from both Stowell Street and the current address) who used to give free HE’s is still working anywhere?

If she was giving free he then good chances are she didnt make enough money and has gone onto something else.

Offline datwabbit

Anyone been to Maya in Felling?

Photos look legit but then her photo looks great.

The advert has her as Anya but names do change. Just wondering if she's been reviewed under a different name.

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« Last Edit: January 01, 2021, 02:53:40 pm by datwabbit »

Offline jarrovian

Anyone been to Maya in Felling?

Photos look legit but then her photo looks great.

The advert has her as Anya but names do change. Just wondering if she's been reviewed under a different name.

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« Last Edit: January 01, 2021, 03:18:06 pm by daviemac »

Offline maxxblue

Anyone been to Maya in Felling?

Photos look legit but then her photo looks great.

The advert has her as Anya but names do change. Just wondering if she's been reviewed under a different name.

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This is Cherry/Cherry Blossom - she has been mentioned/reviewed on here before.

Offline datwabbit

Thanks. The name change threw me.

Offline Sar-Major

Burning Question is..................... Will she still be Working/Open due to the NE being in "Tier 4" now..............  :unknown: :unknown:

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Offline baresi

there's that many if's and but's no one seems to have a definitive answer if they can open

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there's that many if's and but's no one seems to have a definitive answer if they can open
They can't open legally, however S-M asked if the will open. 

Offline baresi

They can't open legally, however S-M asked if the will open.


what if you have a trapped nerve in your neck that's a medical reason   :D

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what if you have a trapped nerve in your neck that's a medical reason   :D

Or a trapped nerve in your cock?


Offline Bigboobandmilflover

Been looking at this thread before I wasn't a member and got a few ideas for my first ever rub and tug! Hopefully stockton gets a few decent ones soon.

Offline Jibbi

Anyone know anything about this ad on viva? Can’t seem to find anything on the site so it’s likely there’s been either a name change or it’s someone who’s moved from elsewhere in the north east.
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Offline Chilled North East

Best legit massage was a Thai lady called gem in Thornley. Last saw her December 19 before she went on holiday back home. Tiny frame strong as an ox. Fantastic personality pretty and great sense of humour. Towel on me bits and bobs but 40 kwid for top drawer massage.

Offline northface

Anyone know anything about this ad on viva? Can’t seem to find anything on the site so it’s likely there’s been either a name change or it’s someone who’s moved from elsewhere in the north east.
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Yes I have seen and reviewed her under North East/ Thai massage in Darlington.
It was a Neutral but you get the girl in the picture.

Not sure how to post a link to my review.

Offline nerascal

Yes I have seen and reviewed her under North East/ Thai massage in Darlington.
It was a Neutral but you get the girl in the picture.

Not sure how to post a link to my review.

I'd agree with a neutral. When I saw her in Darlington, she short changed me on time - paid for an hour and got 40 mins. Didn't realise until I got dressed.
Average massage at best and she wanted £30 for HE.

Thought I'd left a review but can't see one.

Offline nerascal

Best legit massage was a Thai lady called gem in Thornley. Last saw her December 19 before she went on holiday back home. Tiny frame strong as an ox. Fantastic personality pretty and great sense of humour. Towel on me bits and bobs but 40 kwid for top drawer massage.

Not seen Jem since the Summer. She closes during the lock downs.
100% legit but the best massage in the area for sure.

I'd guess she's in her mid 50s but is in great shape. Such a shame there's nothing more on offer, unlike her friend Jasmine (big nipple babe) round the corner.

Offline Chilled North East

Gem really lovely lass. Yes as you say round the corner different story. Enjoyed there too. Also out of time to review. I'm sure one of their adverts listed 4 hands available and wondered if they teamed up

Offline nerascal

Gem really lovely lass. Yes as you say round the corner different story. Enjoyed there too. Also out of time to review. I'm sure one of their adverts listed 4 hands available and wondered if they teamed up

I suspect that would be Jasmine with Linda who used to be in Easington and now in Hartlepool. They're friends too.

Offline Jibbi

Thanks for the comments and replies.

Offline Jibbi

Yes I have seen and reviewed her under North East/ Thai massage in Darlington.
It was a Neutral but you get the girl in the picture.

Not sure how to post a link to my review.
I’m guessing this is it?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=279531.0

Offline JamesJ

Anyone been to Maya in Felling?

Photos look legit but then her photo looks great.

The advert has her as Anya but names do change. Just wondering if she's been reviewed under a different name.

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Picture 4 is Maya with the face blurred. I saw her before lockdown and will have to post a review.

Offline Chilled North East

I suspect that would be Jasmine with Linda who used to be in Easington and now in Hartlepool. They're friends too.
is Linda the older one with the shop..... Slightly flakey

Offline nerascal

Sounds like her. At Easington everything was on offer, then moved to Hartlepool and went legit. Didn't last though and now does HE again.

She thinks she's much hotter than she is.

Offline Chilled North East

Sounds like her. At Easington everything was on offer, then moved to Hartlepool and went legit. Didn't last though and now does HE again.

She thinks she's much hotter than she is.
Yes that's the lady


Offline Redskin

I suspect that would be Jasmine with Linda who used to be in Easington and now in Hartlepool. They're friends too.

Do you have a link to their place pls?

Offline datwabbit

Quality of massages seem to be all over the place at the moment. Lots of grey and red. There's a lot of Thai in places I hadn't noticed before probably because I usually walk to mine. But not seeing any new places mentioned. Known good masseures are staying good but a lot seem inconsistent.

Might be pandemic nerves.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2021, 10:34:51 am by datwabbit »

Offline Disco dave

Quality of massages seem to be all over the place at the moment. Lots of grey and red. There's a lot of Thai in places I hadn't noticed before probably because I usually walk to mine. But not seeing any new places mentioned. Known good masseures are staying good but a lot seem inconsistent.

Might be pandemic nerves.

Quality of massages has been like that for the last 18months. There has been a big influx of new thai places and now the roms are on the ball with it. Sadly most of these are just in it for the extra's and havent a clue how to massage.

I feel it needs a cleanse and maybe this lockdown will get rid of some of the poor ones.

Offline datwabbit

Quality of massages has been like that for the last 18months. There has been a big influx of new thai places and now the roms are on the ball with it. Sadly most of these are just in it for the extra's and havent a clue how to massage.

I feel it needs a cleanse and maybe this lockdown will get rid of some of the poor ones.

Yes hard sell of extras and £30 for HE show what's going on. Not forgetting the rise of the ROMs.

Offline waynekerr600

Yes hard sell of extras and £30 for HE show what's going on. Not forgetting the rise of the ROMs.

That does piss me off I must admit. I won't pay £30 for HE (Siam Smile is terrible for that).

Offline Disco dave

That does piss me off I must admit. I won't pay £30 for HE (Siam Smile is terrible for that).

I dont if all the pricing is in line with it and its a good service. £30 hour massage which is good and £30 for a good he i can accept. Would prefer cheaper but i think £60 all in is ok.

£40 for a hour massage which is shit then £30 for a 5 min tug and i have to clean myself. They can do one.

I havent been to siam, mainly due the fact they overcharge but also because they are too well known. The best thrill for me is finding a hidden gem.
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Offline waynekerr600

I dont if all the pricing is in line with it and its a good service. £30 hour massage which is good and £30 for a good he i can accept. Would prefer cheaper but i think £60 all in is ok.

£40 for a hour massage which is shit then £30 for a 5 min tug and i have to clean myself. They can do one.

I havent been to siam, mainly due the fact they overcharge but also because they are too well known. The best thrill for me is finding a hidden gem.

Fair comment. £60/hour including HE is fair however they arrive at that number.

Offline Tyne-bridge

I have to agree with some of the comments regarding Siam Smile, the quality of service is not great, the massage can be hit and miss and the HE only satisfactory. I visited pre first lockdown and received a poor massage and HE £30 + £30, left unhappy. The last time I visited SS was immediately after the last lockdown and left without a HE having received another disappointing massage and unable to agree to the SP accepting £20 for a HE. I vowed not to return.

Personally I think a good thai style oil massage is worth £30 to £40 and £20 for a good HE some of the SP’s are excellent but many are getting lazy, I  hope that the quality places survive and post lockdown they can re open with enthusiasm and realistic pricing. I’m sure if they do they will be supported by their loyal clients.

Offline waynekerr600

I have to agree with some of the comments regarding Siam Smile, the quality of service is not great, the massage can be hit and miss and the HE only satisfactory. I visited pre first lockdown and received a poor massage and HE £30 + £30, left unhappy. The last time I visited SS was immediately after the last lockdown and left without a HE having received another disappointing massage and unable to agree to the SP accepting £20 for a HE. I vowed not to return.

Personally I think a good thai style oil massage is worth £30 to £40 and £20 for a good HE some of the SP’s are excellent but many are getting lazy, I  hope that the quality places survive and post lockdown they can re open with enthusiasm and realistic pricing. I’m sure if they do they will be supported by their loyal clients.

I agree. Siam Smile seems to have a standard £30 HE

Offline datwabbit

I have to agree with some of the comments regarding Siam Smile, the quality of service is not great, the massage can be hit and miss and the HE only satisfactory. I visited pre first lockdown and received a poor massage and HE £30 + £30, left unhappy. The last time I visited SS was immediately after the last lockdown and left without a HE having received another disappointing massage and unable to agree to the SP accepting £20 for a HE. I vowed not to return.

Personally I think a good thai style oil massage is worth £30 to £40 and £20 for a good HE some of the SP’s are excellent but many are getting lazy, I  hope that the quality places survive and post lockdown they can re open with enthusiasm and realistic pricing. I’m sure if they do they will be supported by their loyal clients.
Interesting you say lazy. Is lazy because of routine?

Sue@bliss lobs her tit out and pulls down her knickers with every massage :). That's a routine. She's expecting a rummage around and I'm not sure it ever leads somewhere for her.

So what stops laziness when something is routine as part of the service? I certainly think a lot of massages are too light and that's because they're trained by the shop owner.

The poor hand job? Thinking about just getting it over with.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2021, 06:03:40 pm by datwabbit »

Offline Sar-Major

Interesting you say lazy. Is lazy because of routine?

Sue@bliss lobs her tit out and pulls down her knickers with every massage :). That's a routine. She's expecting a rummage around and I'm not sure it ever leads somewhere for her.

So what stops laziness when something is routine as part of the service? I certainly think a lot of massages are too light and that's because they're trained by the shop owner.

The poor hand job? Thinking about just getting it over with.

I don't often frequent these places and never been to "Bliss" in CLS, but Sue may be like us chaps, and gets her "Bits Out" for someone she likes the look of? Plus she probably enjoys her "Bits n Bobs" played with even if she doesn't have an orgasm.  :unknown:

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Offline Chilled North East

I think you are right about sue. My visit certainly wasn't mechanical on her part and she certainly enjoyed herself. 2 pops each shall we say.

Offline datwabbit

I don't often frequent these places and never been to "Bliss" in CLS, but Sue may be like us chaps, and gets her "Bits Out" for someone she likes the look of? Plus she probably enjoys her "Bits n Bobs" played with even if she doesn't have an orgasm.  :unknown:

 :hi: :hi:

Could be.

Offline baresi

Not seen Jem since the Summer. She closes during the lock downs.
100% legit but the best massage in the area for sure.

I'd guess she's in her mid 50s but is in great shape. Such a shame there's nothing more on offer, unlike her friend Jasmine (big nipple babe) round the corner.

Jem is an excellent masseuse worked for Benz in Sunderland  for a while and learnt a lot from her pity the pair of them are legit