Lady Dita - Cardiff

[OMellors]

I hunted for the gif when OMellors mentioned it, using Giphy mobile application, tagline:- 'sheep protecters' 

I should have corrected OMellors though, that it should be a 'flock', not a 'herd'.   

Don’t things move on when one is doing an honest day’s toil

“A flock or herd or trip or mob of sheep”

I quote from the Oxford Dictionary, Re collective nouns.  Trust me Wolfie

Nonetheless congrats on your gif. Very amusing     

To be realistic, allowing for the inevitable after effects of all those cabbages of yours,  can you see all those derrières totting around in the same county as you.   

OM

[STAR-LORD]

In that case you've already failed 

Damn it, bugger and 💩... 

[STAR-LORD]

Don’t things move on when one is doing an honest day’s toil

“A flock or herd or trip or mob of sheep”

I quote from the Oxford Dictionary, Re collective nouns.  Trust me Wolfie

Nonetheless congrats on your gif. Very amusing     

To be realistic, allowing for the inevitable after effects of all those cabbages of yours,  can you see all those derrières totting around in the same county as you.   

OM

True, and I only managed half an honest days toll. 

As long as your entertained that's the main thing, regardless of the correct use of the English language. Thanks for the review.   

[OMellors]

True, and I only managed half an honest days toll. 

As long as your entertained that's the main thing, regardless of the correct use of the English language. Thanks for the review.   

Hi Wolfie. 

And thank you for the mirth & entertainment. 

Thought of trying a reverse bid to see if any SP fancies a veg peddling shepherd, suffering from terminal  flatulence ?



OM

[STAR-LORD]

Hi Wolfie. 

And thank you for the mirth & entertainment. 

Thought of trying a reverse bid to see if any SP fancies a veg peddling shepherd, suffering from terminal  flatulence ?



OM

 

Bloody hell, I haven't attempted a reverse booking for 6 months! And that's the method of how I met Jennalush and Lady-Dita! Can't imagine throwing one out now, although I'd be very curious on the results. 

Word on the street. I'm putting a bounty on cabbages and carrots - no more vegetables involvement from me. Too much hassle! 

[Lady-Dita]

Hi Wolfie. 

And thank you for the mirth & entertainment. 

Thought of trying a reverse bid to see if any SP fancies a veg peddling shepherd, suffering from terminal  flatulence ?



OM

Me, me, me!!! Lol. (Not touting) xx

[Lady-Dita]

Bloody hell, I haven't attempted a reverse booking for 6 months! And that's the method of how I met Jennalush and Lady-Dita! Can't imagine throwing one out now, although I'd be very curious on the results. 

Word on the street. I'm putting a bounty on cabbages and carrots - no more vegetables involvement from me. Too much hassle! 

Proof that an RB can go well! I’ll stick to a great red wine instead of the cabbages please

[STAR-LORD]

I'm not touching vegetables again.... 

[np500]

I'm not touching vegetables again.... 

Christmas dinners going to be shit this year then !

[OMellors]

Christmas dinners going to be shit this year then !

 

Good point Red. 

Bloody hell.  Can you imagine a ton of sprouts on top of all that cabbage. 

Your own weapon of mass destruction  Wolfie.   


OM

[OMellors]

Me, me, me!!! Lol. (Not touting) xx

 



Have you developed a death wish all of a sudden ?   

Leave it to the girls who do “Hardsports” (.  ) until  he has been on a bland diet for several days, you should be safe by February 


OM

[Lady-Dita]

Have you developed a death wish all of a sudden ?   

Leave it to the girls who do “Hardsports” (.  ) until  he has been on a bland diet for several days, you should be safe by February 


Ha ha ha ha ha you literally made me LOL!


OM

[np500]

RED ALERT, sprouts are 20 p a bag in asda , Thats me sorted for my mid Christmas / New Years punt   

[OMellors]

RED ALERT, sprouts are 20 p a bag in asda , Thats me sorted for my mid Christmas / New Years punt   

 

Hilarious, Red   

You shouldn't advertise it, we all know who'll be down there stocking up


OM

[np500]

 

Hilarious, Red   

You shouldn't advertise it, we all know who'll be down there stocking up


OM

No fears, I bought 4packs, obviously the o h thinks there for Christmas dinner, but I have other ideas  !

[Lady-Dita]

No fears, I bought 4packs, obviously the o h thinks there for Christmas dinner, but I have other ideas  !

      

[Lady-Dita]

A client has just bought me a bag of sprouts as a gift  I laughed my ass off! Thanks NW lol xx

[np500]

I’ve only got 3 packs left now 

[OMellors]

A client has just bought me a bag of sprouts as a gift  I laughed my ass off! Thanks NW lol xx

I'm obviously surrounded by a load of cheap skates    

And there's me thinking you knew how to treat a lady, Red   

I suppose asking for my wine back is out of the question   

I'll exchange it for some Paxo.   A least, LD,  you'll get a bloody good stuffing   

OM

[STAR-LORD]

A client has just bought me a bag of sprouts as a gift  I laughed my ass off! Thanks NW lol xx

Huh?! Am I in the twilight zone again? How did I contribute? 

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[np500]

I'm obviously surrounded by a load of cheap skates    

And there's me thinking you knew how to treat a lady, Red   

I suppose asking for my wine back is out of the question   

I'll exchange it for some Paxo.   A least, LD,  you'll get a bloody good stuffing   

OM

  it wasn’t me, I’ve got parsnips ! and if she’s lucky,  I’ll unleash the oversized carrot I got my hands on yesterday 

[OMellors]

Huh?! Am I in the twilight zone again? How did I contribute? 

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Well 'twas you who started this whole idea of bearing veg rather than the more traditional gold frankincense and myrrh. 

However, during these times of austerity, your lead is to be commended, and is obviously being taken on board by others less imaginative than yourself 

Stand tall, and accept the credit to which you are undoubtedly entitled.  A true innovator and man amongst men.

OM

[OMellors]

it wasn’t me, I’ve got parsnips ! and if she’s lucky,  I’ll unleash the oversized carrot I got my hands on yesterday 

Careful Red

It is not my thing , but bragging about the size of your carrot like that might attract certain chaps to want to share in your Xmas larder with you 

OM

[np500]

Careful Red

It is not my thing , but bragging about the size of your carrot like that might attract certain chaps to want to share in your Xmas larder with you 

OM

Been there , done that, MMF  or solo from now on buddy, mind you I do like it having the husband watch and can’t touch , think that’s another kink I found since I found punting, who’d Have thought it ? Not me for one !  !

[STAR-LORD]

it wasn’t me, I’ve got parsnips ! and if she’s lucky,  I’ll unleash the oversized carrot I got my hands on yesterday 

 

[STAR-LORD]

Well 'twas you who started this whole idea of bearing veg rather than the more traditional gold frankincense and myrrh. 

However, during these times of austerity, your lead is to be commended, and is obviously being taken on board by others less imaginative than yourself 

Stand tall, and accept the credit to which you are undoubtedly entitled.  A true innovator and man amongst men.

OM

But Woolfio doesn't buy sprouts, and hasn't seen Dita today, so 'twas not The Nightwolf who shared the spoils of sproutery, my soft paws are clean! 

[SeekingtheTruth]

But Woolfio doesn't buy sprouts, and hasn't seen Dita today, so 'twas not The Nightwolf who shared the spoils of sproutery, my soft paws are clean! 

But you started cabbage gate so any vegetable related jokes are your fault by proxy.

[STAR-LORD]

But you started cabbage gate so any vegetable related jokes are your fault by proxy.

And sprouts as well apparently.  I hadn't even heard of cabbage gate before until it was previously mentioned. Oh well, guess I'm the goose this Christmas...

[OMellors]

But you started cabbage gate so any vegetable related jokes are your fault by proxy.

+1

You started the generic concept of gifting veg. The specific veg is totally irrelevant

It is something of which you should be proud        A personal achievement.  A legacy to pass on. The 3 wise men have been remembered for 2 millennia 

You could be the 4th of the magi remembered for generation after generation 

Enough of this false modesty. Hold your head high. 

Well, “highish”.  anyway


OM

[Lady-Dita]

Been there , done that, MMF  or solo from now on buddy, mind you I do like it having the husband watch and can’t touch , think that’s another kink I found since I found punting, who’d Have thought it ? Not me for one !  !

Welsh Foxxx and I did a booking tonight where the girlfriend watched whilst we fucked her boyfriend. Lots of fun! X

[Lady-Dita]

Well 'twas you who started this whole idea of bearing veg rather than the more traditional gold frankincense and myrrh. 

However, during these times of austerity, your lead is to be commended, and is obviously being taken on board by others less imaginative than yourself 

Stand tall, and accept the credit to which you are undoubtedly entitled.  A true innovator and man amongst men.

OM

Ha ha ha ha ha

[Lady-Dita]

But Woolfio doesn't buy sprouts, and hasn't seen Dita today, so 'twas not The Nightwolf who shared the spoils of sproutery, my soft paws are clean! 

His paws are indeed clean! This time lol x

[Lady-Dita]

But you started cabbage gate so any vegetable related jokes are your fault by proxy.

Very true x

[STAR-LORD]

+1

You started the generic concept of gifting veg. The specific veg is totally irrelevant

It is something of which you should be proud        A personal achievement.  A legacy to pass on. The 3 wise men have been remembered for 2 millennia 

You could be the 4th of the magi remembered for generation after generation 

Enough of this false modesty. Hold your head high. 

Well, “highish”.  anyway


OM

B'ah humbug! 

[STAR-LORD]

Welsh Foxxx and I did a booking tonight where the girlfriend watched whilst we fucked her boyfriend. Lots of fun! X

Bloody hell, some wild styles going on there no doubt!  Did he bring the sprouts? 

[OMellors]

Welsh Foxxx and I did a booking tonight where the girlfriend watched whilst we fucked her boyfriend. Lots of fun! X

Any chance of an introduction to the girlfriend?   

Do you think the boyfriend would care to watch while she fucked me. 

OM

[OMellors]

B'ah humbug! 

Get yourself some Christmas spirit Wolfie.  Loads at Tesco’s


Where’s the witty wanker we used to know. 

Cabbages just reached your bowels I expect

OM

[Lady-Dita]

Bloody hell, some wild styles going on there no doubt!  Did he bring the sprouts? 

Ha ha no it wasn’t him. It was indeed wild and a lot of fun
X

[STAR-LORD]

Get yourself some Christmas spirit Wolfie.  Loads at Tesco’s


Where’s the witty wanker we used to know. 

Cabbages just reached your bowels I expect

OM

He's up my arse, turn left, first door on the right. 

[OMellors]

He's up my arse, turn left, first door on the right. 

Rubbish

After all that cabbage are we supposed to believe that there is anything at all that is still breathing up there?   

OM

[OMellors]

Ha ha no it wasn’t him. It was indeed wild and a lot of fun
X

You didn’t invite me. 

Well that’s me put in my place. 

 

OM

[Lady-Dita]

You didn’t invite me. 

Well that’s me put in my place. 

 

OM

Stop pouting lol x

[Lady-Dita]

So I had the sprouts my client so thoughtfully bought me as a gift in Christmas Day and they were mighty tasty xxx

[OMellors]

So I had the sprouts my client so thoughtfully bought me as a gift in Christmas Day and they were mighty tasty xxx

Thanks for the information, Dita.     



Does that mean that you are offering hardsports or is it still classed as anal play

OM

[Lady-Dita]

Thanks for the information, Dita.     



Does that mean that you are offering hardsports or is it still classed as anal play

OM

Um hard sports definitely not my thing...even with the sprouts lol

[np500]

There’s definitely a wiff in the air this time of year !

[OMellors]

There’s definitely a wiff in the air this time of year !

Well, Red, you don’t have to be Sherlock to get to the bottom of that.  Didn’t a certain party corner the market   

RED ALERT, sprouts are 20 p a bag in asda , Thats me sorted for my mid Christmas / New Years punt   

OM

[np500]

Well, Red, you don’t have to be Sherlock to get to the bottom of that.  Didn’t a certain party corner the market   



OM

Yep, I thought I had i sussed, until the two punts fell through and the sprouts went off !  No sex but fucking loaded 

[vw]

Yep, I thought I had i sussed, until the two punts fell through and the sprouts went off !  No sex but fucking loaded 

that's planned Xmas punts for you.

6000th post .   

[OMellors]

that's planned Xmas punts for you.

6000th post .   

+1

OM