Lady Dita - Cardiff

[OMellors]

Absolutely! I love veg...and plenty of meat

You could at least have said before I gave you the wine.

Fucking cucumber for you next time, my Dear

OM

[STAR-LORD]

Cabbage gate is all very well, but I’m taking sprouts next punt, cheaper than wine and it is Christmas , just don’t leave it till thay sell out ! Will parsnips do it ?

I love parsnips! 

[STAR-LORD]

Absolutely! I love veg...and plenty of meat

No pun intended there of course! 

[STAR-LORD]

You could at least have said before I gave you the wine.

Fucking cucumber for you next time, my Dear

OM

 

[OMellors]

Bloody right Wolfie   

She gets the veg, and, based on my experience, Foxxxx is getting the Cuntcake

You were on about a duo.  Sorted; and it's LD with her boring greens in the corner 

She'll not make a veggie burger out of me 

OM

[STAR-LORD]

Bloody right Wolfie   

She gets the veg, and, based on my experience, Foxxxx is getting the Cuntcake

You were on about a duo.  Sorted; and it's LD with her boring greens in the corner 

She'll not make a veggie burger out of me 

OM

No carrot cake then?  Farking hell OMellors, no holding back eh? 

[Lady-Dita]

Bloody right Wolfie   

She gets the veg, and, based on my experience, Foxxxx is getting the Cuntcake

You were on about a duo.  Sorted; and it's LD with her boring greens in the corner 

She'll not make a veggie burger out of me 

OM

Hold on a second Sir. Foxxx is a vegetarian. I am a hard core meat lover, who also likes vegetables I would much prefer the wine to a cucumber though lol. Perhaps you should bring your cucumber and try the double dip that is Welsh Foxxx and I. Lol x

[Steelworker]

Hold on a second Sir. Foxxx is a vegetarian. I am a hard core meat lover, who also likes vegetables I would much prefer the wine to a cucumber though lol. Perhaps you should bring your cucumber and try the double dip that is Welsh Foxxx and I. Lol x

OM, this review went around some entertaining houses. However it came back to a potential duo I’ve experienced. I certainly enjoyed myself 

[np500]

Meat and two veg it is then !

[SeekingtheTruth]

Hold on a second Sir. Foxxx is a vegetarian. I am a hard core meat lover, who also likes vegetables I would much prefer the wine to a cucumber though lol. Perhaps you should bring your cucumber and try the double dip that is Welsh Foxxx and I. Lol x

Fair play Dita, got to give it to you. You have mastered the art of self promotion with the way you bought this back to a duo booking 

So we've established no cucumbers, what about a leg of lamb?

[crfc]

Absolutely! I love veg...and plenty of meat

I'm a vegan (organic at that) you'd love to eat me all up then 

[np500]

Stop touting man 

[crfc]

Stop touting man 

You mean sprouting, shirley?
 

[Lady-Dita]

Fair play Dita, got to give it to you. You have mastered the art of self promotion with the way you bought this back to a duo booking 

So we've established no cucumbers, what about a leg of lamb?

Ha ha I thought I was just being quick witted. I love lamb xxx

[Lady-Dita]

Meat and two veg it is then !

Mmmm love that! Definitely one of my favourites 

[Lady-Dita]

I'm a vegan (organic at that) you'd love to eat me all up then 

Oh yes baby! You would taste delicious I’m sure xx

[Lady-Dita]

OM, this review went around some entertaining houses. However it came back to a potential duo I’ve experienced. I certainly enjoyed myself 

I love how funny these threads can be. Aw thank you honey. We certainly enjoyed you too! X

[OMellors]

Foxxx is a vegetarian.

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After admitting certain personal prejudices (above), you now drop this bombshell 

Foxxx needs to read Genesis 9:4

OM

[Lady-Dita]

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After admitting certain personal prejudices (above), you now drop this bombshell 

Foxxx needs to read Genesis 9:4

OM

Ha ha just remember how sweet and sexy she is. That will help xx

[np500]

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After admitting certain personal prejudices (above), you now drop this bombshell 

Foxxx needs to read Genesis 9:4

OM

Phil Collins a punter ?  Lamb lies down in Broadway !

[Lady-Dita]

Phil Collins a punter ?  Lamb lies down in Broadway !

  Very quick xx

[OMellors]

Very quick xx

Oh honestly.   Life’s not easy for a man of my intelligence   

   “Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.”   

And I thought you had a convent education. 

Must have got the Julie Andrews bit wrong then.   Beginning to feel like the lonely goat herd   

OM

[Lady-Dita]

Oh honestly.   Life’s not easy for a man of my intelligence   

   “Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.”   

And I thought you had a convent education. 

Must have got the Julie Andrews bit wrong then.   Beginning to feel like the lonely goat herd   

OM

Catholic school...not a convent. I’m not familiar with the Bible to that extent lol. Aw you aren’t a lonely goat herd  xx

[SeekingtheTruth]

Oh honestly.   Life’s not easy for a man of my intelligence   

   “Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.”   

And I thought you had a convent education. 

Must have got the Julie Andrews bit wrong then.   Beginning to feel like the lonely goat herd   

OM

If you can quote the bible chapter and verse like that you may well be on the wrong forum.

[crfc]

Pah.....
Isaiah 11:6

 

[OMellors]

Pah.....
Isaiah 11:6

 

6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.



OMG,   

are you saying you’re into  beastiality,  crfc

OM

[OMellors]

If you can quote the bible chapter and verse like that you may well be on the wrong forum.

Well, STT, To be honest, I had  once given thought to studying for the priesthood  but it seemed to be nothing but sex all the time

I don’t remember LD in her school uniform though! 


She might have help me keep faith

These quotes are useful. Don’t knock it. Even the  Jehovas cross the road to avoid me

OM

[np500]

Thank god I'm an atheist !

[crfc]

6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.



OMG,   

are you saying you’re into  bestiality,  crfc

OM

Nah I'm saying I'm an aethiest, that the bible can mean anything one would lie it to, as it has been written that way (hence all the contradictions!) and veganism is foretold in said tome

Oh yeah I'm one of them too also
The animals are ver, very safe around me mun   

[np500]

Tell that to turkeys !

[STAR-LORD]

6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.



OMG,   

are you saying you’re into  beastiality,  crfc

OM

No offence, but in this case I don't care what that verse in the Bible says, I WILL NOT be dwelling with NO fucking lamb! 

[OMellors]

No offence, but in this case I don't care what that verse in the Bible says, I WILL NOT be dwelling with NO fucking lamb! 

Wolfie, I haven’t got over your cabbages yet.   

Please tell me you’re not taking a herd of fucking sheep with you next time you go punting

OM

[vw]

Wolfie, I haven’t got over your cabbages yet.   

Please tell me you’re not taking a herd of fucking sheep with you next time you go punting

OM

Savvie suggested Evie wants sprouts.   

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[STAR-LORD]

Wolfie, I haven’t got over your cabbages yet.   

Please tell me you’re not taking a herd of fucking sheep with you next time you go punting

OM

Only if the herd looks like this:-
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[Lady-Dita]

Only if the herd looks like this:-
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Ha ha ha you crack me up. Did you just happen to have the first GIF at your disposal? Lol xx

[SeekingtheTruth]

Ha ha ha you crack me up. Did you just happen to have the first GIF at your disposal? Lol xx

What's more worrying, that he had the gif or the fact that he actually looked for that gif?

[STAR-LORD]

Ha ha ha you crack me up. Did you just happen to have the first GIF at your disposal? Lol xx

I hunted for the gif when OMellors mentioned it, using Giphy mobile application, tagline:- 'sheep protecters' 

I should have corrected OMellors though, that it should be a 'flock', not a 'herd'.   

[SeekingtheTruth]

Giphy mobile application, tagline:- 'sheep protecters' 

I should have corrected OMellors though, that it should be a 'flock', not 'herd'.   

You have an app for gifs?

Not sure if that is amusing or tragic.

Do you generally use gifs a lot then? Or is it just here?

[Lady-Dita]

What's more worrying, that he had the gif or the fact that he actually looked for that gif?

Ha ha ha a most excellent point! Lol xx

[STAR-LORD]

You have an app for gifs?

Not sure if that is amusing or tragic.

Do you generally use gifs a lot then? Or is it just here?

I occasionally use GIFs. Primarily for shits and giggles for some sites and applications (good job I ditched Google translator though  ).

I'm not even looking for a 'wolf dwelling with a lamb', sounds scary!   

[mrdiamond77]

Only if the herd looks like this:-
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You are quite a character Wolfie.  A bit weird perhaps, but funny all the same.      

[SeekingtheTruth]

I occasionally use GIFs. Primarily for shits and giggles for some sites and application (good job I ditched Google translator though  ).

I'm not even looking for a 'wolf dwelling with a lamb', sounds scary!   

Yeah, google translate was not doing you any favours 

[STAR-LORD]

You are quite a character Wolfie.  A bit weird perhaps, but funny all the same.      

 

[STAR-LORD]

Yeah, google translate was not doing you any favours 

No it bloody well wasn't!    To be fair, you are fast with quick, witty replies; Virtual Waster is very swift with JPEG image postings, I just try to follow suit with amusing GIFs, if it fits the bill. 

[Lady-Dita]

No it bloody well wasn't!    To be fair, you are fast with quick, witty replies; Virtual Waster is very swift with JPEG image postings, I just try to follow suit with amusing GIFs, if it fits the bill. 

Speaking from the cheap seats...I think your GIFS are awesomely tacky and you’re very quick at getting them up xx

[SeekingtheTruth]

No it bloody well wasn't!    To be fair, you are fast with quick, witty replies; Virtual Waster is very swift with JPEG image postings, I just try to follow suit with amusing GIFs, if it fits the bill. 

Keep doing your thing.

[STAR-LORD]

Speaking from the cheap seats...I think your GIFS are awesomely tacky and you’re very quick at getting them up xx

That's kind of you to say so. Thanks.  Also thats not the only thing that's quick to get up at my disposal.   

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[STAR-LORD]

Keep doing your thing.

I'll try not to milk it too much.

[Lady-Dita]

That's kind of you to say so. Thanks.  Also thats not the only thing that's quick to get up at my disposal.   

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Ha ha ha I wondered if you would say something like that xx

[SeekingtheTruth]

I'll try not to milk it too much.

In that case you've already failed