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Although I had previously  read Lady Dita's profile I was finally prompted to contact being tempted  by a certain recent posts about her, and to satisfy myself personally about this lady .  I have a certain faith  in the  John Lennon philosophy of "Don't knock it until you've tried it".  It was mentioned that I had not posted a review for some time.  Well be careful what you wish for chaps, but it might, if nothing else, provide an antidote to the Queen's Speech.

After some emails between us we arranged to meet, LD said she would be at a certain  hotel  North of Cardiff on the day and invited me to join her.  As it had been some time since I had been in that particular venue,  I arrived somewhat early, parked up,  and wander into reception to  check that it was all fairly anonymous and that I was not likely to challenged by an overly zealous member of staff.

 I text Dita, and explained that I was in the car park, to which she replied saying  Welsh Foxxx was still in the shower and again a few minutes later  with   the room number. 

I wasn't in the least surprised to  learn that Foxxx was there, as LD had suggested  a MFF.  Although I have tried Duos in the past, I like to be certain that I know and am happy with at least one of the girls.  I have no intention of being the jam, sandwiched between  two screaming banshees. 
 
I knew roughly where this room was located from my earlier reconnaissance, and made my way there with ease,  walking passed reception, electing to use the steps rather than the lift. Ignoring the chamber maid down the corridor,  I knocked on the door which was opened  was by Dita.  Foxxx, who was in the room, picked up her bits and pieces and left us alone. 
I should explain that I had bought LD a bottle. 

I would mention that this is not my  normal practice (being a tight arse), only in exceptional circumstances.  However, we had arranged, re-arranged, and cancelled this meeting on a number of occasions.  Firstly LD had been ill, and subsequently myself, but she had sent a number of chatty emails and had been very understanding and accommodating and I wanted her to have a token of my appreciation.   My choice of a  new world red was graciously received , as it is a subject on which she is quite well informed.  Personally I just look at the alcohol content, stuff all this blackberries in a pine forest rubbish.

LD has a very friendly and welcoming demeanour . She has a good sense of humour and a ready whit, which endured for the whole of our meeting.  She is quite tall and wore high stilettos with platforms, which made her  not far off 6ft in height.  She created  an impressive image , with her height, black hair and bright red lipstick.

She wore a black dress. She mentioned that we had not actually discussed dress code, and she trotted out  a number of options.  The only one of which I remember is "Skin", upon which we both quickly agreed.  Well, I was still handing my jacket in the wardrobe, LD was already in her birthday suit - but still sporting  her ball busting shoes.  I must admit in these circumstances that I am something of  a kid at Christmas - never mind the wrapping paper,  let's get to whatever's in the parcel.

LD has very pale skin, the various tattoos are certainly tasteful, that enhance her elaborate and multifaceted personality .  She mentioned that she had lost weight, and she certainly is slimmer than her picture gallery.  In quondam emails she  described herself as a BW rather than a BBW, which is  a reasonable and tenable description.   

We lay on the  bed, enjoying  a lingering DFK and generally exploring each other's bodies.  I slip downwards and my tongue flicked her nibbles, to which she responded favorably.  I slip down her body, licking, kissing and nibbling as I journeyed, until I arrived in  Rainbow Valley.   Her clit has a small and rather attractive piercing.   I applied my tongue to her clit.  She moved her pelvis forward as she savored the sensation, parting her legs as she did so. After a moment I gently parted her labia inserted  my tongue and ran it  up to her clit.  She moaned and moved  appreciatively, parting her legs e, (which were now on my shoulders) even further  to provide unfettered access.   I continued to tease,  by inserting one and then two figures, whist all the while continuing to gently lick and nibble at her clit . 

LD became extremely wet, her juiced flowed abundantly  and  after some minutes of tantalizing , she was overcome with an uncontrollable  and tempestuous orgasm, which endures for several moments .  She became so sensitive that she had to pull away whist she recovered and regained her composure. 

Seeing  a lady captivated and immersed in her own all consuming  orgasm  to me is one of nature's remarkable sights.  I've never understood why so many scale a mountain for the views, when there are far better sights to be seen down below in the valleys.   
She slip down my body and gave me a BJ.  She liked to take it deep, and to avoid any doubt I mean very, very deep.  I held her head , which I moved back and forth  as she took virtually the whole length of my by now very engorged cock in her mouth.  What a trooper!

I couldn't keep that up for long and she applied a condom and I slid into her warm and very, very wet chalice.  God, that felt good.
After a while the condom was jettisoned, and I wanked  off between her soft tits, eventually covering them with baby  batter, which she massaged into her skin .

We lay, entwined, and chatted for a while, particularly about her likes & dislikes.  Whilst she likes a moderately strong spanking on the arse (I did try - not generally my bag- but she obviously enjoyed it which in itself  a turned me on), I think  generally speaking the soft and gentle approach will earn you more points than grabbing and mauling (I could be wrong)  but  she was very receptive.  She is also very open minded and non-judgemental about what she will do.  Just ask chaps - I did !
All this talk about preferences soon motivated me again, and I had to revisit Mother Earth's harvest, which resulted in another orgasm of gargantuan and shuddering proportions.   

"I see you want to cum again after that" she commented, somewhat unnecessarily,  as my cock was blatantly  pointing at her loins.  We entwined in various positions, 69, doggie, and eventually ended up mutually masturbating  in a sort of scissors position.  Seeing LD playing with her clit is a sight almost as rewarding as seeing her orgasm.

We both lost track of time.  I glanced at my watch to see that  I  had  been there for nearly 1hr 15mins.    "I'm sorry, but I think I've overstayed my welcome".  " Why? What's the time"  I showed her my watch rather apologetically.  "Oh, don't worry about it. Relax.  Just enjoy yourself".  To say she is no clock watcher is a significant understatement.  Her only concept of time was her phone, which was nowhere near the bed .  In fact, she then offered me  the use of the shower,  which I declined as I was going straight home and did not wish to take advantage of her time and generous nature.

A wonderful and memorable conclave, and one which will hopefully recur again
 
As I made my way out through reception, whilst leaving,  I noticed Welsh Foxxx reading and having a coffee.

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I went over and sat beside her to apologies for making her wait so long.  She was fine about it, and hoped I had enjoyed myself.  Now I should explain that in my philosophy  there is nothing wrong with prejudiced.  Over the years it has saved me so much time by not having to bugger around with the facts.  Some of my prejudices are against plastic tits, excessive tattoos, and facial piercings; and Foxxx's  has the full house.  Yet, and despite my forebodings, she has a most engaging personality and is a  gratifying companion. She seemed most interested in talking to me,  and was in no rush to end our conversation, even though she had not been involved in the commerciality of the day. 

Indeed, as I went to leave, she gave me a hug, and kiss on the cheek.  She left quite an impression, and I am very tempted to see her again.
 


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OM, sounds like you punted well here. I’ve seen Dita twice. Once solo and my duo with Foxx was excellent.  :thumbsup:

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Nice review OM. Will need to try to see her next time she is around here in Cardiff.

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Nice one OM.  Glad you enjoyed.  Have not seen Dita yet but hoping to at some point, probably next year now.

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Fucking hell OMellors. Nice review. And I thought I was long winded!  :D

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No champagne or roses, she must have felt 2nd class O Mellors.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I took with me a bottle of champagne and 2 bouquets of roses - on for each of them.

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Don’t panic, im half way through  :D, I’ll get there if it kills me   :thumbsup:

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Great review, we all know my type , but she always comes across as giving great service. So I’d definitely not rule her out in the future, bet  she’ll be chuffed now !

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No champagne or roses, she must have felt 2nd class O Mellors.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Oi that's my job!   ;)

But Champagne is too expensive! The bouquet is my job!  :lol: - first visits only.  :lol:
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Oi that's my job!   ;)

But Champagne is too expensive! The bouquet is my job!  :lol:

sad, did you know its not dating.  anyway taking flowers might as well be telling the neighbours whats going on, how many guys turning up with flowers would get the neighbours talking, over the week that's a lot of flowers to notice.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Towel up my arse is fair game ! Yes ?

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sad, did you know its not dating.  anyway taking flowers might as well be telling the neighbours whats going on, how many guys turning up with flowers would get the neighbours talking, over the week that's a lot of flowers to notice.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
they were cabagges  :lol:

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Many felicitations OM

Your enlightening ramblings were most illuminating, whilst being charming, and captivating, in the most inspiring of ways!


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they were cabagges  :lol:


Thanks guys for your comments - much appreciated

& WE, you have no idea how tempting it is to visit you  with a cabbage.  :rose:

What do you wash it down with?  :drinks:

Meths?


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Thanks guys for your comments - much appreciated

& WE, you have no idea how tempting it is to visit you  with a cabbage.  :rose:

What do you wash it down with?  :drinks:

Meths?


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MFF next time with Dita and Foxxx next time then OMellors?  ;)
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MFF next time with Dita and Foxxx next time then OMellors?  ;)

Ummmmmmmmmmm?

I giving it some thought NW  :unknown:


Why do you ask?  Are you planning to gatecrash?   :drinks:

You’ll have to bring your own alcohol, fella, if that’s your game.  :P

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Ummmmmmmmmmm?

I giving it some thought NW  :unknown:


Why do you ask?  Are you planning to gatecrash?   :drinks:

You’ll have to bring your own alcohol, fella, if that’s your game.  :P

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Thanks guys for your comments - much appreciated

& WE, you have no idea how tempting it is to visit you  with a cabbage.  :rose:

What do you wash it down with?  :drinks:

Meths?


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im not joking they looked like cabbagges

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im not joking they looked like cabbagges

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I thought they looked unique. Courtesy of Marks & Spencer's. I'd not seen anything like it before.  :rolleyes:

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Who brought beans ? Novel to say the least !


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I thought they looked unique. Courtesy of Marks & Spencer's. I'd not seen anything like it before.  :rolleyes:

Fuck me ridged

Best  :lol: I've had in yonks

You two clowns should set up a double act - & don't means making pornos

What's next NW.  I think the Jersey Royals should be in the shops soon

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Fuck me ridged

Best  :lol: I've had in yonks

You two clowns should set up a double act - & don't means making pornos

What's next NW.  I think the Jersey Royals should be in the shops soon

OM

Who's the 2 qualified jokers? Redevil86? BoobyNewbie? Welsh Elise? Surely not me as my sense of humour is as dry as a nun's......you know, what's the word... ⛺ flap. So I don't qualify at times. :P

Sadly OMellors, a little bitty tear let me down, spoiled my act as a 🤡.  :(
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Leave me out of cabbagegate, thank you !

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Fuck, that’s a shed load of punts !

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Who's the 2 qualified jokers? Redevil86? BoobyNewbie? Welsh Elise? Surely not me as my sense of humour is as dry as a nun's......you know, what's the word... ⛺ flap. So I don't qualify at times. :P

Sadly OMellors, a little bitty tear let me down, spoiled my act as a 🤡.  :(

NW. you’ve got me in so much trouble today. Bursting out in hesterical laughter ever time I think of you buying your “flowers” from the fruit and veg aisle at M&S and having to excuse myself from the room. Even the neighbour think I’ve lost the plot. And I can’t say why.   :lol:

I’m expecting someone to call the men in white coats anytime now :wackogirl:

I could be spending Christmas at the Happy Farm. Have you been to Specsavers?   :D

Reckon I owe you & WE a drink.  :drinks:

You’re better value than Morcambe & Wise

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NW. you’ve got me in so much trouble today. Bursting out in hesterical laughter ever time I think of you buying your “flowers” from the fruit and veg aisle at M&S and having to excuse myself from the room. Even the neighbour think I’ve lost the plot. And I can’t say why.   :lol:

I’m expecting someone to call the men in white coats anytime now :wackogirl:

I could be spending Christmas at the Happy Farm. Have you been to Specsavers?   :D

Reckon I owe you & WE a drink.  :drinks:

You’re better value than Morcambe & Wise

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I'm so sorry OMellors, that the bug up my arse had to die baby!   :kiss:

I can't remember the technical name for it, but they were mini cabbages, and I thought they looked very, very, cool!  :thumbsup:

And for god's sake, please call me Wolfie.  :D

Hey, and I didn't lie to you.  :cool:
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I'm so sorry OMellors, that the bug up my arse had to die baby!   :kiss:

I can't remember the technical name for it, but they were mini cabbages, and I thought they looked very, very, cool!  :thumbsup:

And for god's sake, please call me Wolfie:D

Hey, and I didn't lie to you.  :cool:

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Reckon I owe you & WE a drink.  :drinks:

You’re better value than Morcambe & Wise

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hey im funny enough on my own i dont need a partner in crime  :lol: :lol: im more of a joanna lumley than morcum and wise  :coolgirl:

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hey im funny enough on my own i dont need a partner in crime  :lol: :lol: im more of a joanna lumley than morcum and wise  :coolgirl:

JL she’s a hell of a girl IMAO.  :wacko:

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It is indeed, his 1st head acting job after his success in Get Some In a comedy about erks going into RAF (I knew just how they felt) He was a Smith in that as well....

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It is indeed, his 1st head acting job after his success in Get Some In a comedy about erks going into RAF (I knew just how they felt) He was a Smith in that as well....

I don't really know much about Robert Lindsay filmography or credits from television, but I laugh my tits off at him on "My Family". Good call on the 'Woolfio' reference CRFC , nice touch!   ;)

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It is indeed, his 1st head acting job after his success in Get Some In a comedy about erks going into RAF (I knew just how they felt) He was a Smith in that as well....

Started watching Citizen Smith when it was repeated in the 90s. A good comedy series that.  "Power to the People."   :D

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The thread has made me laugh so much. I love how it has evolved from my review to cabbage gate and now film dudcussion. You guys are great and keep me thoroughly entertained  :cool:  :yahoo:  :dancegirl:


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hey im funny enough on my own i dont need a partner in crime  :lol: :lol: im more of a joanna lumley than morcum and wise  :coolgirl:

Hi WE  :hi:

Just noticed they way you spell Morecambe - I was too busy fantasizing about JL  :wacko:

Morcum  - That must be like 2nds of Jizz Juice.   :unknown:  That's not a spelling gaff - that's a classic  Freudian.

I'll arrange for a special delivery as soon as you have cleared Citizen Wolfie's compost heap out of the way

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The thread has made me laugh so much. I love how it has evolved from my review to cabbage gate and now film dudcussion. You guys are great and keep me thoroughly entertained  :cool:  :yahoo:  :dancegirl:
Sssssshhh we'll get into trouble when obe of the 'serious' punters reads this thread {again}  :scare:

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So they’re not cabbages, they’re cauliflowers?

Sorry, I was just looking for a likely punt.  I must have tuned into Gardeners World by mistake

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Hi WE  :hi:

Just noticed they way you spell Morecambe - I was too busy fantasizing about JL  :wacko:

Morcum  - That must be like 2nds of Jizz Juice.   :unknown:  That's not a spelling gaff - that's a classic  Freudian.

I'll arrange for a special delivery as soon as you have cleared Citizen Wolfie's compost heap out of the way

OM

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If Elise and I were a comedy duo, I'd be 'More cum' and she'd be Wise.  :drinks:

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Sssssshhh we'll get into trouble when obe of the 'serious' punters reads this thread {again}  :scare:

It’s ok, I only whispered my last comment so they won’t hear  :music: lol x

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Cabbage gate is all very well, but I’m taking sprouts next punt, cheaper than wine and it is Christmas , just don’t leave it till thay sell out ! Will parsnips do it ?

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Cabbage gate is all very well, but I’m taking sprouts next punt, cheaper than wine and it is Christmas , just don’t leave it till thay sell out ! Will parsnips do it ?

Absolutely! I love veg...and plenty of meat