Author Topic: sweet_emily X - Derby  (Read 29101 times)


11 review(s) for sweet_emily x (8 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by mrfishyfoo]

splodger69

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I reckon we'll be finding mounds of earth with BRASSO under them.  :dash: :scare: :dash:
Fuck off, you don't know me, you never will... She is playing games but if you are gullible to think Brasso, then so be it.  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

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Fuck off, you don't know me, you never will... She is playing games but if you are gullible to think Brasso, then so be it.  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

Keep your wig on splodger  :D .... most of us think there's something fishy (on her part) about you being named in the post.... read the comments after it.

And, a lot are interested to read your retort/reply to being named in that very strange post.
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To put the record straight, I have not seen, nor have any desire to see Caz again since she fucked me about and the 'condom incident'. I walked past her bf on the way out from the last meeting, he knows what she does, positively encourages it; there may be controlling motives there. I am not going to justify myself to anyone on UKP, I said my stuff early on about being wary. We are all grown ups, we can make our own decisions. In relation to Bitter_Sweet_Emily, 'one mans meat is another mans poison' springs to mind... caveat emptor.  :scare: :hi: 

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he knows what she does, positively encourages it;

Probably another lowlife who spends her money whilst she rides cock  :sarcastic:

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Fuck off, you don't know me, you never will... She is playing games but if you are gullible to think Brasso, then so be it.  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

You can FUCK OFF as well you oversensitive twat. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

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You can FUCK OFF as well you oversensitive twat. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

You have been oversensitive too FishTarzan  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Seems there will be no answers after all.  :unknown:

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 :lol: :lol: we've moved on to oversensitivity or maybe hypersensitivity  :sarcastic:

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Seems there will be no answers after all.  :unknown:

Apparently so....gets dodgier all the time IMHO.

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:lol: :lol: we've moved on to oversensitivity or maybe hypersensitivity  :sarcastic:

Nah fragile egos.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

About those worms at the bottom of the pond.  :cool: :cool:

BYE.  :hi: :hi:

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BYE.  :hi: :hi:

No  :sarcastic: it can't be surely  :scare: is it?... surely not.. I'm shocked, shocked I say....

Is it bat and ball time?  :lol:

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You can FUCK OFF as well you oversensitive twat. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
Really, lmfao. Big fish in a little pond eh, you must be so thrilled at all this self-promoting drivel you spout about yourself. Bye. xx
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To put the record straight, I have not seen, nor have any desire to see Caz again since she fucked me about and the 'condom incident'. I walked past her bf on the way out from the last meeting, he knows what she does, positively encourages it; there may be controlling motives there. I am not going to justify myself to anyone on UKP, I said my stuff early on about being wary. We are all grown ups, we can make our own decisions. In relation to Bitter_Sweet_Emily, 'one mans meat is another mans poison' springs to mind... caveat emptor.  :scare: :hi:

Splodger you'll have noticed that most minds remained open. On the basis of her performance there are several here who won't be seeing her. For the sake of the undecided you might reconsider that review.

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Splodger you'll have noticed that most minds remained open. On the basis of her performance there are several here who won't be seeing her. For the sake of the undecided you might reconsider that review.

Pictybum sums it up quite well here splodger (his years in the snp weren't wasted  :lol:).... most have an open mind towards you and your experience in review form would benefit the forum.

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Love the  :kiss: :kiss:

You signed off like a woman.

Hmmm.  :unknown: :unknown:
Haha thought you had gone...with your last 'BYE', seems not.. trust me, you almost fell hook, line and sinker with BitterSweetEmily...but you didn't, so all is well. And for the avoidance of doubt, I am a straight bloke but slightly in touch with my fem side  :lol: :lol: Night punters.

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.....self-promoting drivel.....


Best try a bit harder than this if you think you stand a chance of getting a place under the bridge. There's much more mean spirited twats than you on this site. Least they can hurl a decent insult this though is just fucking pathetic.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

So come on little todger be a good lad now and spill the beans on your love affair with this twat and her pimp.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2017, 09:53:30 pm by mrfishyfoo »

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(his years in the snp weren't wasted  :lol:)

Come the revolution guess who's first against the wall. Oh hang on, a revolution would need organisation, and a legitimate political agenda. Well you're safe...for now  :D

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Come the revolution guess who's first against the wall.


I'll bring bread.  :vomit: :vomit:

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Best try a bit harder than this if you think you stand a chance of getting a place under the bridge. There's much more mean spirited twats than you on this site. Least they can hurl a decent insult this though is just fucking pathetic.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

So come on little todger be a good lad now and spill the beans on your love affair with this twat and her pimp.
oh how I love pike fishing.....reel them in  :lol:

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Come the revolution guess who's first against the wall.

Does that mean the porridge gobbling army will be invading again  :sarcastic:

The porridge battalion are park rangers at the minute aren't they  :unknown:

Looking after England's favourite park

Offline Picti

So come on little todger be a good lad now and spill the beans on your love affair with this twat and her pimp.

Let's not forget that this is a lass we were salivating about a couple of weeks ago. Personally I'd like to hear the story of how it all went so spectacularly wrong, and it would appear that Splodger is best placed to comment.

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Does that mean the porridge gobbling army will be invading again  :sarcastic:

We're already here, teaching your women how to be multiply orgasmic. Well someone had to do it  :D

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We're already here, teaching your women how to be multiply orgasmic. Well someone had to do it  :D

Is your special scotch guard leather polish the secret to being multi orgasmic?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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We're already here, teaching your women how to be multiply orgasmic. Well someone had to do it  :D

 :lol: :lol:

Yep... the jocks have always been a sandwich short of a picnic..... and easily fooled  :sarcastic:

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Is your special scotch guard leather polish the secret to being multi orgasmic?   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Actually the best thing for leather is natural skin oils rather than polish.

Anyway there have been too many distractions on this thread already. For me it's Splodger-time.

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Personally I'd like to hear the story of how it all went so spectacularly wrong, and it would appear that Splodger is best placed to comment.


Seems little todger don't want to share though. Perhaps the twat and her pimp have scared him into silence.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Still like to find that fucking mole and it's can of BRASSO albeit I suspect it may now have scarpered.

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Still like to find that fucking mole and it's can of BRASSO albeit I suspect it may now have scarpered.

MikeTheNut has gone quiet   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Your white knight isn't he KingFishZan

Offline Picti

Seems little todger don't want to share though. Perhaps the twat and her pimp have scared him into silence.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

I suggest no more insults. Let the lad clear his head and he can get back to us. If he doesn't have a score to settle with her now then it'll never happen.

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Anyway there have been too many distractions on this thread

Agreed pictybum, let's not get bogged down on how England owns scotland... let's get back to the original subject.....

Fishy's review style  :lol:

Oh, hang on, have I missed sommat there  :unknown:

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Agreed pictybum, let's not get bogged down on how China, Russia, and Saudi Arabia own "Great" Britain

Fixed that for you.

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BORING  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

Time to go find someone else to abuse MrVW.

Hardly abuse, more like reuniting long lost brothers king tarzan and mrfishyfoo

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Still like to find that fucking mole and it's can of BRASSO albeit I suspect it may now have scarpered.

She/the pimp had been a member since July though. Perhaps she just saw this thread herself  :unknown:

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She/the pimp had been a member since July though. Perhaps she just saw this thread herself  :unknown:

Maybe in other regions, certainly never in Sherwood.  Have you net read the neutrals of Maid Mandy?  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Maybe in other regions, certainly never in Sherwood.  Have you net read the neutrals of Maid Mandy?  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Unfortunately I haven't, do have a link? It sounds like I should really get to grips with the crap that goes on in these parts.

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Unfortunately I haven't, do have a link? It sounds like I should really get to grips with the crap that goes on in these parts.

2 sherwood master pieces  :lol: :lol:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79749.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79044.0

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2 sherwood master pieces  :lol: :lol:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79749.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79044.0

Thanks. Ugh, those threads have a disgusting amount of white knighting in them. OhWhataWhiteKnight (as Cueball says) ,redt and jasonleics must be on thin ice. And that Mandy is seriously dodgy. I definitely have more of an insight now.

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She/the pimp had been a member since July though. Perhaps she just saw this thread herself  :unknown:

Maybe.  :unknown: :unknown:

Still been far too much underhand shenanigans IMHO around this thread.

Dodgy is what it all is dodgy.


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From 2 years ago, time for you to move on from this rather old and worn story?

I'd say that story will never be old or worn out RK.... both those threads make a sobering read on what maid Mandy thinks is an acceptable reaction to an honest review but also, both threads say loud and clear who is not to be trusted on the forest trails...

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I'd say that story will never be old or worn out RK.... both those threads make a sobering read on what maid Mandy thinks is an acceptable reaction to an honest review but also, both threads say loud and clear who is not to be trusted on the forest trails...

Well when they are still working these reviews are still valid, if they were not to be referred too they would be deleted.

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2 sherwood master pieces  :lol: :lol:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79749.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79044.0

OK, it's legitimate to highlight these. However, they are a bit uni-dimensional and in the interest of balance let's not present them as a accurate representation of the EM board as a whole.

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OK, it's legitimate to highlight these. However, they are a bit uni-dimensional and in the interest of balance let's not present them as a accurate representation of the EM board as a whole.

Lets not brush i under the carpet too, showed manipulation of the EM board there and maybe evolved to hide it better.   :bomb: :bomb:

The mention also highlighted one members apparent obsession with one girl too.  66.6% of reviews.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
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Lets not brush i under the carpet too, showed manipulation of the EM board

Agreed, and they're examples of how such matters can get out of hand and be to the detriment of the board.

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Agreed, and they're examples of how such matters can get out of hand and be to the detriment of the board.

Yes those that don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:  Hence my free history lessons to keep Sherwood safe.   :hi:

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