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Fee: £130 for 1hr incall
Location: Leicester LE2
Rating: 2/5. Disappointing given how highly rated she is. The meet just lacked that indefinable spark - all a bit mechanical.
Note: Aware of my forum memberships
Summary in red at the bottom My first fully UKE booking and a rare opportunity to raid someone else’s manor. I knew I’d be driving down the M1 recently and decided to advertise for SP’s on the East Midlands board as that would break my journey up nicely. I had a few responses from various UKE girls and making a choice was difficult. Looking at the UKP reviews for all those that offered their services didn’t help me much but Mandy, at the time of selection, had 29 green one’s, 2 grey one’s and a red one. I decided she was the one to see based on this and duly contacted her to see if she was available. She was and we agreed on a rough time (I was a little uncertain of arrival time) and Mandy said she’d be flexible about timings for me, which eased my concern about traffic. Being a UKE member, I cheekily asked if she’d do me the hour for £100 which was being offered to previous clients but this was declined as she wasn’t working that day and was going to the apartment specially to see me. At this point she asked if I still wanted to book – the answer was yes as I respected the fact that she was putting herself out for me and I hadn't seen her before. I’ll add at this point that this has no bearing on my review – I was given the choice and I chose to see her.
On the day I made my way over and was making good time, indeed I was going to be early. Mandy had already texted to say she was there and just let her know when I was around. At this point I had a little incident which meant my disappearance might be noted and it was on my mind during the punt, although it isn’t the first time it’s happened and I already had a story lined up for it. That said it was slightly on my mind during the punt – see note at the bottom to explain my thought process here. Anyway, I called Mandy once I was parked and she wasn’t quite ready – within a couple of minutes she texted she was ready and in I went.
To be greeted by Mandy. Yep, she’s gorgeous, pretty face, long blonde hair a nice tight dress and BIG heels! A kiss and cuddle to start things off, payment made and I toddled into the shower. Once dried, Mandy was waiting for me and we kissed again before she dropped to her knees and started nibbling and licking little tcm - he then disappeared into her mouth. Very sensual, she doesn’t go at it hammer and tongues but does a nice job – teasing is how I’d describe it – you almost want her to go faster but you don’t. I lay back on the bed and she continued, licking my balls for good measure as I stroked her hair. We broke off at this point so I could kiss and lick her neck which she seemed to enjoy if the little murmurs she made are anything to go by. I always enjoy doing this if a girl responds, which she did.
Moving on, she peeled her dress off and bent over for me so I could inspect her arse and she asked me what I wanted to do to it. No answer from me I just buried my face where the sun don’t shine, pulling her knickers to one side so I could lick her arsehole. At this point she climbed on to the bed on all fours to repeat the famous photo shot for my enjoyment. Then off with her knickers and and I parted her ass cheeks and just stuck my tongue in – this was probably the best bit of the meet as I licked away before flipping her over and continuing.
Time for a condom and we started with CG. Some girls are really accomplished at this but we never found a rhythm and quickly moved on to mish. This has always been my favourite and we got going in the usual position, although I felt Mandy wasn’t particularly involved. I then pulled her legs to my chest and fucked her hard. But I just wasn’t feeling it.....
We moved on. She knelt on the edge of the bed and I entered in doggy. We went at it for a bit but I was losing hardness by now – a first since I’ve been using hardner’s – never had an issue before and was a reflection on how much I was enjoying things... I lay back on the bed and Mandy gave me another BJ but it took a little while to get hard again. I suspect at this point Mandy also felt it wasn’t going as well as it might as she looked as though she was wondering what to do next – I might be wrong on that. Who know’s?
We decided to finish off with my usual HJ, Mandy straddling my legs and wanking me to a finish, making sure she got my cock in her mouth as I came. Once I’d finished, she leaned over me and dribbled my spunk into my mouth, Delicious, as ever! Once done she nipped to the bathroom to rinse her mouth, handing me a wet wipe to tidy myself with – much prefer it if a girl does the clean up for you.
We had a chat afterwards about various things, her tummy tuck and so on before I headed for the shower and after a quick kiss and cuddle I was on my way.
So, why the neutral? The services she delivers are good, yes, but not great. I can think of plenty of girls that do things as well if not better, but that’s not the real issue. It was more a question of how they were delivered and how it flowed. The two neutral reviews that I read very much mirror my own experience. It was all a bit mechanical if I’m honest and the whole thing never got into top gear – that point when there’s real sexual charge to a meet. Everyone knows that feeling when you get lost in each other, when you can’t get enough but it never happened here. The comparison I’d make in the NW would be with Hotty Holly who delivers a very similar service but just with so much more verve. Perhaps the most telling thing about the meet was when we were lay on the bed chatting at the end. She asked me if I’d enjoyed it (something she asked more than once). Without thinking I said ‘Yeah, it was alright’. Mandy said ‘Only alright?’ I responded with ‘You know what I mean’ In a nutshell, that probably tells the tale....
To summarise, I’d say the following:-
Venue – nice apartment with parking round about. Bedroom was nicely set out. No issues
Comm’s – very good. All via UKE which is how I came across her. Messages answered quickly and everything agreed up front
WG – a great looking girl – very pretty. Body is a nice shape, I thought her legs looked lovely and her bum is as nice as the pic she posted! Has a bit of a tummy issue which is being sorted in the near future – it seems to bother her more than it bothered me.
Services – GFE, DFK, OWO, RO, Mish, CG, Doggy, Rimming on her, HJ to CIM with Snowball. Delivered in a sensual enough way, Particularly the BJ but I felt it was all a bit mechanical and lacked that spark that you get in some meets. Not the sexual romp I’d hoped for.
Verdict – I enjoyed the services offered but the delivery just lacked something and left me feeling a bit empty. I remember thinking as I walked back to my car ‘Not sure about that’ and once inside the car I scratched my head and said to myself ‘Have I missed something there?’ I had a long drive afterwards and felt really frustrated that I’d wasted an opportunity. Many have recommended her, but I’m afraid I won’t be one of them. tcm
NB
I’ve taken my time with this review as I needed to reflect on whether the small issue I had beforehand affected my state of mind enough for me to enjoy the punt. I was lying to myself. I messaged Mandy later to say I wasn’t at my best on the day – this was really my excuse for not leaving a review because it had been disappointing. How could I leave a less than glowing report for a girl on UKE who’s clearly a favourite in these parts? I’d bottled it, or so I thought. But, after a week’s reflection, the two forums are going to have to find a way of dealing with this. My reviews have always been honest and I’m not going to start down a different path.
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