sweet_emily X - Derby

[mrfishyfoo]

Having had a gut full of young FAF hot 20 somethings I fancied a FAF milf.

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The booking process.

I sent Emily an AWank message just short of a week before I wanted to see her which was responded to with her phone number so I rang her. Fuck me we spent over an hour on the phone talking filth so I couldn’t have been happier. We then swapped a number of messages as we sexted with each other.

A time, place and duration was agreed and confirmed.

No Awank booking request no fuck all. Simples and just how I like it.

GAME ON !!!!

The waiting game.

This is where it all went to shit as she went radio silent on me in the run up to the punt.
 
The Venue.

Was meant to be at her place in the centre of Derby.

First I am going to describe her.

Maybe not as I didn’t get to meet her.

The meeting.

What meeting ?? It never happened.

The day before the punt I sent Emily my usual “We on for 2moz” text twice and got fuck all back. So I rang her and got nothing back.

HMMM !!!

On the morning of the punt, about 2 hours before I was meant to be seeing her, I again texted her and rang her and got nothing back.

I learnt my lesson years ago so now I will NOT set off for a punt, even with a lass I’ve seen before, unless I get a response to my messages.

The money bit.

We agreed 3 hours for £300

What went wrong ??

I haven’t got a clue as she’s made no effort to contact me and explain herself.

In conclusion.

It doesn't matter to me how good looking or how good a fuck a lass is as money talks and there are plenty of other pro$$ies out there to take it off me.

This lasses attitude is/was IMHO fucking shocking as just ignoring me shows a level of arrogance and total disregard for me as a client that’s just not on.

FFS why didn’t she cancel on me if she was unable to go through with the booking ?? If she had I’d have been OK with it and booked someone else.

Last but not least.

FFS I even rang her and sent her one final text after the booking was meant to have happened to see if I could re-arrange.

GUESS WHAT !!! She 's ignored me.

Well it looks, having checked further, like this lass has a track record for fucking punters around as I’m not the only one she appears to have done this to.

HER LOSS as she’s now well and truly binned and on my blacklist.

[NervousJ]

Gutted mate.

To not reply after speaking on the phone is unacceptable, she deserves no business her way...

She's in my hotlist and I've tried to see her twice but she's either not replied or changed the times she works... flakey at its best....

Thanks for the warning... it's a shame as she looks right up my street so to speak...

[mrfishyfoo]

Gutted mate.

To not reply after speaking on the phone is unacceptable, she deserves no business her way...

She's in my hotlist and I've tried to see her twice but she's either not replied or changed the times she works... flakey at its best....

Thanks for the warning... it's a shame as she looks right up my street so to speak...

Yeah I don't get it BUT I've got a no tolerance rule nowadays.

FFS if she'd made the effort to respond to me I'd have been pacified. This one's nothing more IMHO than a useless timewaster that deserves a dusty phone. 

Wouldn't mind if she'd cancelled BUT after all that time on the phone I thought this one was nailed on. 

[HailWood]

Bad luck Fishy. Looking through her reviews on AW she has seem a few punters with a load of feedback so I would not have thought this too risky.
Anyway, there is no excuse for treating a customer like this. If you did it in your day job, the sack would be justified! 

[RogerBoner]

Bad luck Fishy. Looking through hIf you did it in your day job, the sack would be justified!

Getting in the sack is her day job 

[Kendrig]

Only good thing here Fishy, is that you never set off for the punt. Experience tells as you've stated, if you don't get the response the night before, and then a few hours before the punt. Stay at home.
But knowing you there must have been a plan B, if there was hope that went well.

When confirming a meet, and the phone goes cold, no response is extremely poor performance on her her part. It's really pisses me off.  Well deserved negative.

Maybe back to the agencies, you had a good stint a while back with them.

[mrfishyfoo]

Getting in the sack is her day job 

Clearly she has enough work if she ain't bothered about my £300.   

Perhaps the punting gods will grant her a dusty phone. 

[Picti]

Bad news MrFF.

As stated previously, I had a similar experience with her in terms of initial comms, and she sounded pretty organised and enthusiastic about getting filthy. I was anticipating good things. Then she cancelled on the morning of the proposed punt, although importantly before I'd set off.

The subsequent comments about her reliability meant I wasn't prepared to risk a 2 hour round trip. I might risk it if already in or around Derby, but within current information I wouldn't make a specific journey. There are too many alternative and reliable WGs around within the same travel distance.

[mrfishyfoo]

Bad news MrFF.

As stated previously, I had a similar experience with her in terms of initial comms, and she sounded pretty organised and enthusiastic about getting filthy. I was anticipating good things. Then she cancelled on the morning of the proposed punt, although importantly before I'd set off.

The subsequent comments about her reliability meant I wasn't prepared to risk a 2 hour round trip. I might risk it if already in or around Derby, but within current information I wouldn't make a specific journey. There are too many alternative and reliable WGs around within the same travel distance.

Yeah I was aware of your experience and that of others which is why I wanted to talk to her.

Agree there are more reliable lasses but FFS how fit is this one.

Like you I never set off so it cost me nothing other than the time to write up the review and organise the punt.

Oh well....NEXT !!!

[Picti]

... but FFS how fit is this one.

Isn't that usually the basis for the more forgiving aspects of our nature 

[mrfishyfoo]

Isn't that usually the basis for the more forgiving aspects of our nature 

NO !!! 

[badsin]

I can walk to her location in the city centre, which would be fantastic if she was reliable. I have had similar experience, made contact via AW, get her number, then no response to messages.
Other comments on this board suggest shes a bit flaky also. Shame.

[Petecaz]

Cant wait see you on Monday fishy   

[Petecaz]

Getting in the sack is her day job 

Nope, this is not my day job 

[mrfishyfoo]

Cant wait see you on Monday fishy   

Well that's that cat out of the bag. 

Emily I suggest you report yourself to the boss and ask for you username to be changed to "sweet_emily x" as he doesn't like service providers using any thing other than their punting name on here. 

[Petecaz]

Well that's that cat out of the bag. 

Emily I suggest you report yourself to the boss and ask for you username to be changed to "sweet_emily x" as he doesn't like service providers using any thing other than their punting name on here. 

Ha ha ha, couldn't resist ...no hard feelings, looking forward to meeting you and being punished for my naughty behaviour in person and thanks for the advice...i will do 😚

[vw]

Cant wait see you on Monday fishy   

to massage his fragile ego?   

did you know he has old rope?   

[vw]

Well that's that cat out of the bag. 

Emily I suggest you report yourself to the boss and ask for you username to be changed to "sweet_emily x" as he doesn't like service providers using any thing other than their punting name on here. 

he has already marked her as service seeker so he is aware already who she is.

[mrfishyfoo]

to massage his fragile ego?   

did you know he has old rope?   

I think you're jealous as really it's you that wants to be tied up. 

[vw]

I think you're jealous as really it's you that wants to be tied up. 

You are like a fish on a hook, reeling you in. 

Notice no public apology from her for wasting your precious time.   

HER LOSS as she’s now well and truly binned and on my blacklist.

So fishy was this a fishy exaggeration ?

[Dorsetpunter]

Mmmm she looks hot so I can see why you want to see her, I hope she has made you a good offer to get off of your blacklist so quickly.

[mrfishyfoo]

So fishy was this a fishy exaggeration ?

Nope it's a Uturn. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Mmmm she looks hot so I can see why you want to see her, I hope she has made you a good offer to get off of your blacklist so quickly.

Yes. 

[vw]

Nope it's a Uturn. 

That uturn was faster then the growth of NorthernVictoriax's tits.   

[mrfishyfoo]

That uturn was faster then the growth of NorthernVictoriax's tits.   

Now that is funny. 

[cueball]

 

I can't believe it... from big time ukp gunslinger to prossie fanboy muppet in one stroke.

Never in a million years would i return to any prossie I've given a red one too.

Expect an ultra green manipulated review.

Played like a fiddle there fish 

[splodger69]

+1  I am surprised at the username too... 

I can't believe it... from big time ukp gunslinger to prossie fanboy muppet in one stroke.

Never in a million years would i return to any prossie I've given a red one too.

Expect an ultra green manipulated review.

Played like a fiddle there fish 

[mrfishyfoo]

Never in a million years would i return to any prossie I've given a red one too.

Says the bloke who was stood up how many times by MsPurelyJasmine before he finally red carded her. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Expect an ultra green manipulated review.

REALLY !!!! 

How very sad that you have to start slinging insinuations like this. 

[HailWood]

Never in a million years would i return to any prossie I've given a red one too.

Expect an ultra green manipulated review.

TBF - there are plenty of instances on here where a punter has gone back after a red card and the SP made efforts to make amends. We don't know the circumstances of the radio silence that occurred- no doubt Fishy does. We would perhaps not have known this had Emily let the cat out of the bag.

And subsequent review by Fishy is going to be met with your derision now anyway. So I for one hope he does review or at least update this one because this girl is on my HL and I want to know.

[mrfishyfoo]

TBF - there are plenty of instances on here where a punter has gone back after a red card and the SP made efforts to make amends. We don't know the circumstances of the radio silence that occurred- no doubt Fishy does. We would perhaps not have known this had Emily let the cat out of the bag.

And subsequent review by Fishy is going to be met with your derision now anyway. So I for one hope he does review or at least update this one because this girl is on my HL and I want to know.

Yeah well sometimes there are some on here that are so busy being keyboard warriors that they chose to forget that punters do chose to spend their money seeing a pro$$ie that has previously stood them up.

So no I ain't going to bother sharing this one as there's no point. I'm going to go sulk at the end of the pond and eat worms instead. 

My fragile ego can't take anymore I tell you it just can't take it. 

[Picti]

...looking forward to meeting you and being punished for my naughty behaviour in person

Well I wonder what motivated the U-turn Fishy  She is trying to play you though, so a firm hand is required 

Expect an ultra green manipulated review.

Don't you do delayed gratification CB? Surely the time for this comment would've been following the posting of such a review, or didn't you want to take the chance of that not happening?

My position with UKP resolved situations like this is that there's only an addendum to the original negative review to update on how the "make up" punt went, especially if there's some compensation involved 

[finn5555]

Another shit profile 

She fucked you around and you are going back   

Hope she is offering a substantial discount

[mrfishyfoo]

My position with UKP resolved situations like this is that there's only an addendum to the original negative review to update on how the "make up" punt went, especially if there's some compensation involved 

EXACTLY !!! 

Shame that the mud slinging started before I'd even fucked her. 

Right about that blonde I've got to fuck tonight. 

[HailWood]

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Don't you do delayed gratification CB? Surely the time for this comment would've been following the posting of such a review, or didn't you want to take the chance of that not happening?

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Are you suggesting Cueball has shot his load too early? How embarrassing   

[cueball]

Says the bloke who was stood up how many times by MsPurelyJasmine before he finally red carded her. 

How many after red card fishy?
None 

Played like a fiddle 

Roll on cumeth the hour 

[cueball]

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Don't you do delayed gratification CB? Surely the time for this comment would've been following the posting of such a review, or didn't you want to take the chance of that not happening?



Are you suggesting Cueball has shot his load too early? How embarrassing   

I'm Trying to reel him mikey... we don't want another ego spat like yours do we 

[HailWood]

I'm Trying to reel him mikey... we don't want another ego spat like yours do we 

Fishy is the big old trout in a deep part of the river. You will need a really good lure to get him to bite before you can reel him in.

Seriously though, I really do like the look of this lass and some form of UKP review from someone who has actually met her would be useful to me and many other EM punters, I suspect, given Derby's general shortages of a quality punt.

[cueball]

Seriously though, I really do like the look of this lass and some form of UKP review from someone who has actually met her would be useful to me and many other EM punters, I suspect, given Derby's general shortages of a quality punt.

Good and see her for yourself and stopping relying on others to take the chances

Just think.... hailwood  would get stuck in. ... that's what hailwood would do... what you gonna do 

[HailWood]

Good and see her for yourself and stopping relying on others to take the chances

Just think.... hailwood  would get stuck in. ... that's what hailwood would do... what you gonna do 

Mike would have already messaged her. :

[NervousJ]

Buyers rights...

Do what you want....

The race is on !!!!!

[PepeMAGA]

Buyers rights...

Do what you want....

The race is on !!!!!

Exactly. Your cash, your choice
If she's a good bang, tell us about it

[mrfishyfoo]

Fishy is the big old trout in a deep part of the river. You will need a really good lure to get him to bite before you can reel him in.

Yeah like a size 8 blue eyed FAF blonde who's stats are 32-26-32 that can take balls deep anal like a goodun.  If the filthy bitch then takes CIM and swallows she's got me hooked. 

Review to follow. 

[vw]

So no I ain't going to bother sharing this one as there's no point. I'm going to go sulk at the end of the pond and eat worms instead. 

Do you want bikethebike to beg you to share.   

[cueball]

Don't you do delayed gratification CB?

I'm trying to help him picty

With our fishy being new and nieve, he can't see he's being played  the sneaky wee mare is trying to rectify her red ticket on here.

It distresses me to see a punter played, it brings a tear to my eye, a tear to my eye I say

[cueball]

Cant wait see you on Monday fishy   

In all seriousness.... if ever a prossie came in here announcing an up and coming booking she'd get instantly binned. The booking would definitely be off and that would be the last of me or my money.

There's a lot of fucked up loons out there, what you have done have announced where fishy will be and what day.... dumb and careless.

[vw]

In all seriousness.... if ever a prossie came in here announcing an up and coming booking she'd get instantly binned. The booking would definitely be off and that would be the last of me or my money.

There's a lot of fucked up loons out there, what you have done have announced where fishy will be and what day.... dumb and careless.

i wouldn't risk it, not with the banned undesirables in the area.   

Anyway his addiction to backslapping will overrule common sense.   

[Picti]

I'm trying to help him picty

With our fishy being new and nieve, he can't see he's being played  the sneaky wee mare is trying to rectify her red ticket on here.

It distresses me to see a punter played, it brings a tear to my eye, a tear to my eye I say

I think he might intend her to be a wee bit watery eyed by the end of it too. I certainly hope so.

[cueball]

i wouldn't risk it,

Nor would I

Is it dumbness on her part announcing the booking or is there another agenda?

[Picti]

In all seriousness.... if ever a prossie came in here announcing an up and coming booking she'd get instantly binned. The booking would definitely be off and that would be the last of me or my money.

There's a lot of fucked up loons out there, what you have done have announced where fishy will be and what day.... dumb and careless.

Agreed. Many have unnecessarily come a cropper this way and not from stranger danger, more like OHs, employers, etc being on the trail. Punting is not the place to be overtly explicit about your intentions and arrangements.