sweet_emily X - Derby

[CoolTiger]

i wouldn't risk it, not with the banned undesirables in the area.   

Agreed. Many have unnecessarily come a cropper this way and not from stranger danger, more like OHs, employers, etc being on the trail. Punting is not the place to be overtly explicit about your intentions and arrangements.

As someone who has felt the full force of trying to ber outed, fully agree about not giving explicit details of your (upcoming) punts.

[cueball]

. Punting is not the place to be overtly explicit about your intentions and arrangements.

Yes picty. Even though we all call this a service industry, it's not really is it.... it's a lot shadier than getting your hair cut or ringing a bloody plumber.

We all mix in shady circles... never announce where you're going, only where you've been.

When you think of the nutters that have been chopped but you can guarantee they're still watching from the shadows, you never want these to know where you're heading at what day.

The more I think about it, the more I find her post less trustworthy.

[vw]

As someone who has felt the full force of trying to ber outed, fully agree about not giving explicit details of your (upcoming) punts.

Its not just the outing, there are some violent fuckers out there.  One twat called my punting phone wanting a fight at the local mcdonalds, lucky nobody announced where i was punting that week.

Shudder to think what would happen if golfnut or ramrodrommie would do if they knew where i was punting on a set day.

[NigelF]

In all seriousness.... if ever a prossie came in here announcing an up and coming booking she'd get instantly binned. The booking would definitely be off and that would be the last of me or my money.

There's a lot of fucked up loons out there, what you have done have announced where fishy will be and what day.... dumb and careless.

That is a good point and I too would be pretty mortified. It's too much of a risk for me but if MrFF is happy to take it then the good thing about her announcing it here is the fact that, at least for MrFF, she's unlikely to break her new meet with him and if she does, he has an almighty amount of ammunition. 

It is obvious that she's trying to cover up this negative with a subsequent positive but genuinely good SPs should/would try to do the same (although they should go about it differently). While she may "enhance" her service artificially for MrFF in order to get a good review, that risk is always present, especially with someone who has the same name on here as on AW (I believe that's the case, please correct me if I'm wrong).

It would be best if he disclosed any discount he's received (if he gets any) in his review but it's still up to him and I can I forgive it a little more than others because he books such long periods of time.

At the end of the day, if he's happy to see her again and if everything is properly disclosed and disclaimed (such as mentioning that she was expecting a new review and knew his UKP identity) then it seems fine to me.

[cueball]

golfnut

Christ, golfy.... he's in the area and nutters don't come bigger or more deceptive.... he would take great pleasure in putting any one of us in a tight spot.

He really has got issues and I suspect he's actually back on here.

It's well documented that he's in the background (or at least attempting to be) of quite a few prossies.

[Picti]

One twat called my punting phone wanting a fight at the local mcdonalds

You must try to attract a better class of violent, unstable twat VW. If you aim for the elite twats or courtesan twats you could look forward to Queensberry Rules duels at Waitrose.

In seriousness, too many punters restrict their focus to the opportunities in punting and don't give sufficient regard to the potential pitfalls and dangers, well not until it's too late.

[mrfishyfoo]

....with someone who has the same name on here as on AW (I believe that's the case, please correct me if I'm wrong).

Yes my AWank username is the same.

It's been discussed on here several times and TBH doesn't bother me as its very rare I actually book through AWank or that the lasses make the connection till after the punt.

[vw]

Yes my AWank username is the same.

It's been discussed on here several times and TBH doesn't bother me as its very rare I actually book through AWank or that the lasses make the connection till after the punt.

Not often they announce you are coming and which day, you will be easy to spot with that old rope too.   

[mrfishyfoo]

In seriousness, too many punters restrict their focus to the opportunities in punting and don't give sufficient regard to the potential pitfalls and dangers, well not until it's too late.

Yeah well I've been outed, been threatened and I've come to blows so I have a much better idea than the majority of what can and does happen.

Be assured I'm wary and I'm on my guard.

[mrfishyfoo]

Not often they announce you are coming and which day, you will be easy to spot with that old rope too.   

Yeah well joking aside read my post above. 

[Picti]

Yeah well I've been outed, been threatened and I've come to blows so I have a much better idea than the majority of what can and does happen.

Be assured I'm wary and I'm on my guard.

Thankfully I've had none of these in punting, although a fair bit of the latter two in other areas of life.

The comment was made generally rather than specifically to you MrFF. We've seen too many punting brethren suffering significant consequences that were avoidable. So we all need to be aware of the risks and how we manage these, and the more experienced among us should highlight these.

[mrfishyfoo]

Thankfully I've had none of these in punting, although a fair bit of the latter two in other areas of life.

The comment was made generally rather than specifically to you MrFF. We've seen too many punting brethren suffering significant consequences that were avoidable. So we all need to be aware of the risks and how we manage these, and the more experienced among us should highlight these.

I know it wasn't aimed at me albeit what has happened to me in my past is very relevant to the direction this string has headed.

I do agree we should ALL share whatever misfortune has befallen us through our punting in the hope that it doesn't happen to our fellow punters.

[Picti]

I know it wasn't aimed at me albeit what has happened to me in my past is very relevant to the direction this string has headed.

I do agree we should ALL share whatever misfortune has befallen us through our punting in the hope that it doesn't happen to our fellow punters.

 

[Petecaz]

  

[vw]

 

please don't post what time he is coming too.   


He has old rope you know?   

[Petecaz]

please don't post what time he is coming too.   


He has old rope you know?   

I wont babe chill your beans, or the true day or the actual location 

[NigelF]

Why did you post that emoji?

[vw]

I wont babe chill your beans, or the true day or the actual location 

So he changed date after your 2nd blunder.   

[Petecaz]

Why did you post that emoji?

  don't know babe 😂😂😂😂

[Petecaz]

I spy..... With my little eye........something beginning with kw ????!!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Petecaz]

Lots of kw s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Petecaz]

Give you all a clue....its double barelled 🤔🤔🤔

[CoolTiger]

don't know babe 😂😂😂😂

I spy..... With my little eye........something beginning with kw ????!!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lots of kw s 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Give you all a clue....its double barelled 🤔🤔🤔

Admin does not take kindly to WGs who tout on here, especially if they post frivolous messages. Don't be surprised if you are banned.

I suggest you join UKE where you can advertise yourself for free, and tout to your heart's content without being reprimanded.

[NigelF]

Admin does not take kindly to WGs who tout on here, especially if they post frivolous messages. Don't be surprised if you are banned.

I suggest you join UKE where you can advertise yourself for free, and tout to your heart's content without being reprimanded.

You're right but to be fair that's the weirdest (and almost worst) example of advertising or touting I've ever seen. In fact I bet she's even put MrFF off (again).

[PepeMAGA]

You're right but to be fair that's the weirdest (and almost worst) example of advertising or touting I've ever seen. In fact I bet she's even put MrFF off (again).

Maybe that's the point 

[Picti]

Maybe that's the point 

But he's bought NEW rope especially for the occasion 

To continue the emoji theme, I think this one  might explain this.

[Turtle Z]

Yeah I don't get it BUT I've got a no tolerance rule nowadays.

Apparently you don't.  I've long thought that all your reviews were more about you than about any sort of balanced insight into the meet and even this negative is no exception. It's all about how important you are Fishy, with lots of posturing and tough talk only all the while you've already forgotten your 'no tolerance rule' and continued your posturing knowing full well you've rebooked.    If you ever had any credibility I think its safe to say that you can wave it bye bye. You mention your 'fragile ego' but the real problem is that your ego isn't fragile enough. 

[Turtle Z]

I wonder if this girl is who I think it is? 



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[vw]

Apparently you don't.  I've long thought that all your reviews were more about you than about any sort of balanced insight into the meet and even this negative is no exception. It's all about how important you are Fishy, with lots of posturing and tough talk only all the while you've already forgotten your 'no tolerance rule' and continued your posturing knowing full well you've rebooked.    If you ever had any credibility I think its safe to say that you can wave it bye bye. You mention your 'fragile ego' but the real problem is that your ego isn't fragile enough. 

That's why mikethebike and his ilk love it.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Buyers rights...

Do what you want....

Isn't it just. 

I intend to do what I want  albeit it would appear from some of the comments in this string that others feel that shouldn't be the case.

Every time, just before, I fuck a whore I remind myself....

....that I am just one of many pricks that is about to vanish into a black hole that many have ventured into before me and many will venture into after me. 

[splodger69]

Admin does not take kindly to WGs who tout on here, especially if they post frivolous messages. Don't be surprised if you are banned.

I suggest you join UKE where you can advertise yourself for free, and tout to your heart's content without being reprimanded.

it might be Caz, or Pete (bf) writing here, who knows....

[CoolTiger]

it might be Caz, or Pete (bf) writing here, who knows....

Profile is being shown as a service provider, so presumably Admin will treat that member accordingly.

[mrfishyfoo]

Apparently you don't.  I've long thought that all your reviews were more about you than about any sort of balanced insight into the meet and even this negative is no exception. It's all about how important you are Fishy, with lots of posturing and tough talk only all the while you've already forgotten your 'no tolerance rule' and continued your posturing knowing full well you've rebooked.    If you ever had any credibility I think its safe to say that you can wave it bye bye. You mention your 'fragile ego' but the real problem is that your ego isn't fragile enough. 

If I DON'T have a zero tolerance policy why did I red card her. 

Yes I did rebook this pro$$ie after she gave a very credible reason for why she fucked up the initial booking. Sorry I didn't ask your permission first as to how I should spend my money. 

As it happens the booking was for 10am today and I cancelled it. 

If you choose to think I'm a twat so be it.  If others choose to think I'm not a twat so be it.  I've got more important things to do than worry about than whether you think I'm credible or not. 

So now I'm going to do what I do best and go spend my money how I chose top spend it. Once more I'm off to TOFTT and fuck yet another fit blonde up the arse before I CIM and snowball with her.

[Turtle Z]

If I DON'T have a zero tolerance policy why did I red card her. 

Yes, why did you? Perhaps to keep yourself in print and in the punting limelight. As I said, even your negatives are all about you.

As it happens the booking was for 10am today and I cancelled it. 

Why? To save face and reclaim some credibility? As I said, too late for that!

So now I'm going to do what I do best and go spend my money how I chose top spend it. Once more I'm off to TOFTT and fuck yet another fit blonde up the arse before I CIM and snowball with her.

Ooh, you are amazing. I can't wait to hear all about you in your next review. Hopefully you'll get as far up her arse as you are up your own! 

[vw]

Yes, why did you? Perhaps to keep yourself in print and in the punting limelight. As I said, even your negatives are all about you.

Its all about the limelight with him.   

Took his pr team 4 days to construct the reply to you.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Ooh, you are amazing.

Why thank you. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Its all about the limelight with him.   

Nah just old rope. 

[Turtle Z]

Took his pr team 4 days to construct the reply to you.   

Well they need sacking for such a piss poor response, I recommend this company to further his reputation as a punting god... 

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[mrfishyfoo]

Well they need sacking for such a piss poor response, I recommend this company to further his reputation as a punting god... 

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FFS my PR team have got it all wrong.

Next time I'll ask them to miss the whole bit about me out of the review. 

FFS they can't as there would be nowt left as my review is all about my experience isn't it. 

[HailWood]

FFS my PR team have got it all wrong.

Next time I'll ask them to miss the whole bit about me out of the review. 

FFS they can't as there would be nowt left as my review is all about my experience isn't it. 

Good point. I think most would agree that the best (most readable and entertaining) reviews on UKP are written by MOTC. Mostly they are about him and his musings but they do manage to convey enough about the girl to be informative as a punting guide.
As they say "different strokes for different folks'

[Turtle Z]

FFS my PR team have got it all wrong.

Next time I'll ask them to miss the whole bit about me out of the review. 

FFS they can't as there would be nowt left as my review is all about my experience isn't it. 

As I've said before, if I was that way inclined and  I could book you for bum  fun they'd be great.

[vw]

Good point. I think most would agree that the best (most readable and entertaining) reviews on UKP are written by MOTC. Mostly they are about him and his musings but they do manage to convey enough about the girl to be informative as a punting guide.
As they say "different strokes for different folks'

 

Not what fishy was wanting you to post.  Expect a pm telling you off.

[mrfishyfoo]

Not what fishy was wanting you to post.  Expect a pm telling you off.

Why ??? 

MOTC's egotistical self musings are absolutely hilarious.

Best read on here by miles IMHO. 

[Turtle Z]

And to be clear, no one has a problem with you posting about 'your' experience, but you've been caught out and exposed as a hypocrite. Advising others to stay clear of a girl who you've already rebooked!  .  I already knew your reviews were steeped in your own ego and vanity so I wasn't remotely surprised when you proved it. 

[mrfishyfoo]

As I've said before, if I was that way inclined and  I could book you for bum  fun they'd be great.

Oh dear. 

I think I'm going to be 

[vw]

And to be clear, no one has a problem with you posting about 'your' experience, but you've been caught out and exposed as a hypocrite. Advising others to stay clear of a girl who you've already rebooked!  .  I already knew your reviews were steeped in your own ego and vanity so I wasn't remotely surprised when you proved it. 

Its a shame new posters come and think they have to review themselves also, unclesweetheart was the same, he had rope too.   

[mrfishyfoo]

.....you've been caught out and exposed as a hypocrite. Advising others to stay clear of a girl who you've already rebooked!

Utter nonesense.

Your chronology is way out.   

Get your facts and the order they need to in straight first before throwing your toys out of the window.

[cueball]

I think most would agree that the best (most readable and entertaining) reviews on UKP are written by MOTC.

You think? 

I find they make more sense if I start at the end and work backwards 

[cueball]

I think I'm going to be 

I'm shocked, shocked I say 

I always assumed you were impaling yourself with your rolling pin as a reminder of your good old days.

No need to be shy on here fishmunger, you're amongst friends, we don't judge 

[vw]

You think? 

I find they make more sense if I start at the end and work backwards 

Never tried that, held no interest to me really, and  would not book a meet on the back of them.

Think some think its cool and fashionable to like them.