sweet_emily X - Derby

[cueball]

Think some think its cool and fashionable to like them.   

Interesting... imo there is no such thing as cool or fashionable reviews....

There's only two types of review... 

the reviews that give the necessary info to make an informed judgement to punt or not

and the reviews that tell us nothing of value.

[HailWood]

Think some think its cool and fashionable to like them.   

Certainly not things anyone is going to accuse you of VW 

[mrfishyfoo]

I always assumed you were impaling yourself with your rolling pin as a reminder of your good old days.

Nah that rolling pin belonged to Amelie not me. There was no way the fucking was going up my arse if I could avoid it.

Why do you think I tied her up. 

[cueball]

Why do you think I tied her up. 

To keep her awake... obviously 

[mrfishyfoo]

To keep her awake... obviously 

Exactly !! 

[vw]

Certainly not things anyone is going to accuse you of VW 

Of course you wont speak out over The Sherwood Cult Manuscripts.   

[mrfishyfoo]

There's only two types of review... 

the reviews that give the necessary info to make an informed judgement to punt or not

and the reviews that tell us nothing of value.

Apparently not. 

[cueball]

Apparently not. 

Nope, as whathisname said in highlander.....

There can be only two 

[Turtle Z]

Utter nonesense.

 

[Iloveoral]

Sorry to read about the mess around Fishy, did you ever get to see her she does look FAF and i love the look of those tits!! I notice her number isnt on her profile now.

I think announcing on here (or anywhere for that) an arranged booking is shocking, she should be banned for that shit, can you imagine if it was VW, the thousands of friends that would turn up  to say hello to him, Golfie at the front of the queue obviously 

[vw]

I think announcing on here (or anywhere for that) an arranged booking is shocking, she should be banned for that shit, can you imagine if it was VW, the thousands of friends that would turn up  to say hello to him, Golfie at the front of the queue obviously 

So true, so many angry cult members out for blood for my blasphemy against Sherwood.   

[Turtle Z]

Guess whose reviews I'm parodying from the style.....

I rolled up in my 4x4, beard immaculately trimmed and wearing my finest silk scarf. I knocked at the door and she immediately looks me up and down, giving me a look of satisfaction. She knew I was there to fuck and immediately knelt in front of me unzipping my Chino's with a look of complete lust in her eyes. She took out my rock hard cock and I knew she wanted it, just before gobbling it down she's says, ooh, what a lovely clean cock you have!   

[vw]

Guess whose reviews I'm parodying from the style.....

I rolled up in my 4x4, beard immaculately trimmed and wearing my finest silk scarf. I knocked at the door and she immediately looks me up and down, giving me a look of satisfaction. She knew I was there to fuck and immediately knelt in front of me unzipping my Chino's with a look of complete lust in her eyes. She took out my rock hard cock and I knew she wanted it, just before gobbling it down she's says, ooh, what a lovely clean cock you have!   

The writer of The Sherwood Scriptures.   

[Iloveoral]

So true, so many angry cult members out for blood for my blasphemy against Sherwood.   

You know we love you really haha
Well maybe not golfie 

[mrfishyfoo]

Guess whose reviews I'm parodying from the style.....

I rolled up in my 4x4, beard immaculately trimmed and wearing my finest silk scarf. I knocked at the door and she immediately looks me up and down, giving me a look of satisfaction. She knew I was there to fuck and immediately knelt in front of me unzipping my Chino's with a look of complete lust in her eyes. She took out my rock hard cock and I knew she wanted it, just before gobbling it down she's says, ooh, what a lovely clean cock you have!   

Ooh MrTZ your amazing. For you I'm going to do a freebie. Perhaps I'll even change my mind and let you bum me afterall.

 

[Iloveoral]

Just out of curiousity who, when and where's your next punt VW? 

[vw]

You know we love you really haha
Well maybe not golfie 

I think Asian Dave may want to blow me up too.   

[Iloveoral]

I think Asian Dave may want to blow me up too.   

Maybe a little rimming but no blowing 

[cueball]

we love you

Touching 

[Iloveoral]

Touching 

I know you like a bit of blokey touching haha

That ts i tried is in your neck of the woods matey, dip your bread in the Nutella jar you might like it 

[vw]

Ooh MrTZ your amazing. For you I'm going to do a freebie. Perhaps I'll even change my mind and let you bum me afterall.

 

you know you have made it in life when you get a parody.   

[cueball]

I know you like a bit of blokey touching haha

That ts i tried is in your neck of the woods matey, dip your bread in the Nutella jar you might like it 

  nah... I think I'll leave the man love to you buggers that like builders in frocks 

[mrfishyfoo]

you know you have made it in life when you get a parody.   

No better compliment IMHO. 

I'm touched I tell you touched. 

Pass me the tissues as it brought a tear to my eye. 

[cueball]

Guess whose reviews I'm parodying from the style.....

I rolled up in my 4x4, beard immaculately trimmed and wearing my finest silk scarf. I knocked at the door and she immediately looks me up and down, giving me a look of satisfaction. She knew I was there to fuck and immediately knelt in front of me unzipping my Chino's with a look of complete lust in her eyes. She took out my rock hard cock and I knew she wanted it, just before gobbling it down she's says, ooh, what a lovely clean cock you have!   

It's got to be said, that is a belting parody.... Just missing the trademark "cummeth the hour cummeth the man"

 

[vw]

It's got to be said, that is a belting parody.... Just missing the trademark "cummeth the hour cummeth the man"

 

MTB loved it so much that her reported TZ to admin for white knighting.  More like MTB WKing fishyfoo IMO.

[cueball]

MTB loved it so much that her reported TZ to admin for white knighting.  More like MTB WKing fishyfoo IMO.

I think fry missed the point there... I suspect TZ  doesn't give a toss about the prossie

[vw]

I think fry missed the point there... I suspect TZ  doesn't give a toss about the prossie

MTB was just WKing the Ego of the fish, I would bet it was requested.   

[HailWood]

MTB was just WKing the Ego of the fish, I would bet it was requested.   

Very amusing. MTB banned for WK a fellow punter. Now that would be a first wouldn't it? 

Like or loathe Fishy's reviewing style, it cannot be argued that he provides a very high number of TOFTTs for this forum. As such I do find his reviews useful (even though I have to wade through the self-indulgent element which is usually entertaining) though in this instance perhaps harsh (IMO neutral as he didn't travel).  And there are instances of red cards followed up by the subject making reparation think Lucie Bee / Kingy28 or Camilla Raine / MonkeyBucket where the final outcome was very positive.

However there are a number of questions which come to mind while I was pondering whether to try to meet Emily or not.  I'll follow up with an explanation.

[HailWood]

1) How did Emily (aka Petecaz) find out about the review?  According to her AW profile, she's new to this game; was she tipped off and if so by who?
2) Where did TZ get the photo of (presumably) Emily that he used to taunt Fishy? (I accept this maybe in her PG as I have not looked there)
3) Why does TZ's posts against Fishy try so hard to discredit him and by implication this review? He seems irritated by Fishy's style but this is his first such comment on one of Fishy's reviews. IMO there seems to be a personal motive.

I admit it is very subtle but worth evaluating, no?

[Turtle Z]

MTB loved it so much that her reported TZ to admin for white knighting.  More like MTB WKing fishyfoo IMO.

If MTB can remove his tongue from Fishpoo's arse for long enough then he may reduce his risk of getting banned for wasting admins time.

[Turtle Z]

1) How did Emily (aka Petecaz) find out about the review?  According to her AW profile, she's new to this game; was she tipped off and if so by who?

My guess is by Fishpoo when he was renegotiating his booking! 

[vw]

If MTB can remove his tongue from Fishpoo's arse for long enough then he may reduce his risk of getting banned for wasting admins time.

Its embarrassing, bet mike was the 20th person fish asked to post that for him too.

[Turtle Z]

Its embarrassing, bet mike was the 20th person fish asked to post that for him too.

Yes, though not as embarrassing as claiming you have a 'zero tolerance' policy and getting caught out contributing to your own negative review after you've already rebooked to see the girl. 

Incidentally, I took the picture of the girl I posted as she allowed me to during the booking. If its the same girl, she was shite!

[HailWood]

Incidentally, I took the picture of the girl I posted as she allowed me to during the booking. If its the same girl, she was shite!

Review?

[Turtle Z]

Review?

The booking was reviewed approximately 5 years ago.

I see MTB has reported me with the following information for admin...

"attempt to discredit the OP; subsequent posting of photo may indicate a white knighting motive behind this"

And here we all are thinking that the OP had discredited himself! 

I'd like you to explain how posting a picture can possibly be linked to white knighting though; whats your logic or thought process for this?

In the meantime, here's a more intelligent mammal on a bike...



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[HailWood]

Are you now saying this was not a picture of Emily? And you took it 5 years ago?

[Turtle Z]

Are you now saying this was not a picture of Emily? And you took it 5 years ago?

Are you saying that I did say it was Emily?? 

[vw]

And here we all are thinking that the OP had discredited himself! 

Months ago, fish is King Tarzan of the north IMO.   

[cueball]

Very amusing. MTF banned for WK a fellow punter. Now that would be a first wouldn't it? 

Fixed 
You can't beat a good old ukp barney.... I'm enjoying this one 

Months ago, fish is King Tarzan of the north IMO.   

Has KT got his own rope too 

[mrfishyfoo]

My guess is by Fishpoo when he was renegotiating his booking! 

You do type some fucking shite.

I wrote this review on the same day she stood me up.

The pro$$ie then contacted me 4 days later.

Your chronology MrTZ is bollocks. You know fuck all about what happened and instead choose to attack me and attempt to discredit a valid negative review for reasons which only you can answer.

So I call bullshit.

[mrfishyfoo]

The booking was reviewed approximately 5 years ago.

Was it now. 

So if that's the case it wasn't reviewed by your TZ account was it as you've only been on here as TZ since 2015.

Hmm 2017 minus 5 years equals 2012. 

[vw]

Was it now. 

So if that's the case it wasn't reviewed by your TZ account was it as you've only been on here as TZ since 2015.

Hmm 2017 minus 5 years equals 2012. 

Did he say he posted it here ? I Missed that part.

Now who is making things up to save their ego.   

[HailWood]

Are you saying that I did say it was Emily?? 

You certainly did not say it was. But answer the question rather than avoid it.
If it wasn't Emily then why post it?
Your evasiveness is making you appear more and more dodgy IMO.

[mrfishyfoo]

Did he say he posted it here ? I Missed that part.

Now who is making things up to save their ego.   

Then he should state that shouldn't he. 

Did I assume wrong ?? 

He's made alot of assumptiins about me.

[Turtle Z]

Was it now. 

So if that's the case it wasn't reviewed by your TZ account was it as you've only been on here as TZ since 2015.

Hmm 2017 minus 5 years equals 2012. 

No shit Sherlock, who said it was reviewed here? 

[mrfishyfoo]

EVIDENCE where is the EVIDENCE that supports MrTZ's claims ??

[vw]

Did I assume

Yes you did.

did you assume the negative would get you discount ?

[vw]

EVIDENCE where is the EVIDENCE that supports MrTZ's claims ??

Your reviews are evidence of his claim that you review yourself.   

[mrfishyfoo]

No shit Sherlock, who said it was reviewed here? 

THEN SAY IT WAS ELSEWHERE.

Stinks of bullshit.

[Turtle Z]

You certainly did not say it was. But answer the question rather than avoid it.
If it wasn't Emily then why post it?
Your evasiveness is making you appear more and more dodgy IMO.

If you weren't so fucking stupid you'd have worked it out for yourself but your senses seemed impaired by the smell of shit from having your nose up Fishypoo's arse. I saw a girl 5 years ago, I reviewed her, she was not called Emily, she was shite, Emily looks very much like her, but I can't prove it and you can make your own mind up from the picture I posted. 

Relatively speaking, you've been on here 5 fucking minutes so you're not in a position to be calling anyone dodgy.