External Link/Members OnlyProfile now says she's pregnant and due to retire, so this may be a redundant review, but worth filing this in case she returns to the scene I think.
£200 for one hour, for the VIP service
I’m trying really hard to think of something good to say, but it’s not easy.
Was encouraged by Jason putting Mel top in terms of service:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79576.msg1015594#msg1015594 Plus several very positive reviews on here, so I booked with confidence and anticipation.
Comms: Responsive and clear.
Apartment. Decent enough, with a clean bathroom. It’s on Warwick Road though, right by a bus stop. I don’t mind punting on busy streets, and quite like hiding in plain sight when visiting girls, but the palaver that Mel made me go through wasn’t cool.
I had to call from outside, and then wait several long minutes before being let in. The mother of the toddler at the bus stop a couple of feet away, who was the only other adult as far as the eye could see, would have had no doubt that I was doing something either shifty or sleazy. Looks like this guy had the same issue:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=69098.msg877467#msg877467 There was also another issue with the apartment that I’ll get to in a moment.
Appearance. Bigger than athletic, bordering on strapping. At least a stone heavier than in her pictures, which also seem to make her whole frame seem smaller than it is in reality. Little bit of a tummy. Pretty features, pale skin. Tits had been done, and looked like two half melons that been glued to her chest. Very high, and implausibly round. Looked strange to me, and I usually like fake very much.
Appearance and attraction are subjective things though, and service and attitude are clearly way more important, so I paid my money like the fool that I am, and headed towards the bathroom, when she says something about cameras that are inside the flat.
If so, I’ve already been filmed then, so decide to press on (again, fool!), although I’m feeling considerably less horny than I was two minutes earlier.
Service. Several parallels with this review, particularly the final paragraph:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128228.msg1449024#msg1449024Started with some light stroking. When I started to get the feeling that this could quite possibly go on for the whole hour, I asked her to suck my cock. She says yes, but the tone of voice was like I’ve asked for something surprising and a little unreasonable, but she’ll cheerfully go along with it.
Cock sucking OK. Measured and a bit unsexy rather than enthusiastic, but not terrible. I then ask if we can start having sex. She lies on her back, and I ask her to go on top. Same tone of voice as above – like I’ve asked for something off the menu, but she’ll go along with it.
She’s riding me, and I’m pushing from below, until I realize that she’s not moving at all, so I stop, and the sex stops.
So I then start moving again, finish, put my clothes on, and leave in about the time it took to type this sentence. She doesn’t attempt to detain me.
Summary. I’ve had shit punts in my time, but as well as being shit, this one also felt like a con.
No immediate plans to return.
