Author Topic: Lovely Mel - not good - Warwick Road  (Read 3934 times)


10 review(s) for LOVELYMEL (7 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline dfg

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Profile now says she's pregnant and due to retire, so this may be a redundant review, but worth filing this in case she returns to the scene I think.

£200 for one hour, for the VIP service

I’m trying really hard to think of something good to say, but it’s not easy.

Was encouraged by Jason putting Mel top in terms of service: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79576.msg1015594#msg1015594

Plus several very positive reviews on here, so I booked with confidence and anticipation.

Comms:  Responsive and clear. 

Apartment.  Decent enough, with a clean bathroom.  It’s on Warwick Road though, right by a bus stop.  I don’t mind punting on busy streets, and quite like hiding in plain sight when visiting girls, but the palaver that Mel made me go through wasn’t cool. 

I had to call from outside, and then wait several long minutes before being let in.  The mother of the toddler at the bus stop a couple of feet away, who was the only other adult as far as the eye could see, would have had no doubt that I was doing something either shifty or sleazy.  Looks like this guy had the same issue: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=69098.msg877467#msg877467

There was also another issue with the apartment that I’ll get to in a moment.

Appearance.  Bigger than athletic, bordering on strapping.  At least a stone heavier than in her pictures, which also seem to make her whole frame seem smaller than it is in reality.  Little bit of a tummy.  Pretty features, pale skin.  Tits had been done, and looked like two half melons that been glued to her chest.  Very high, and implausibly round.  Looked strange to me, and I usually like fake very much.

Appearance and attraction are subjective things though, and service and attitude are clearly way more important, so I paid my money like the fool that I am, and headed towards the bathroom, when she says something about cameras that are inside the flat. 

If so, I’ve already been filmed then, so decide to press on (again, fool!), although I’m feeling considerably less horny than I was two minutes earlier.

Service.  Several parallels with this review, particularly the final paragraph:  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128228.msg1449024#msg1449024

Started with some light stroking.  When I started to get the feeling that this could quite possibly go on for the whole hour, I asked her to suck my cock.  She says yes, but the tone of voice was like I’ve asked for something surprising and a little unreasonable, but she’ll cheerfully go along with it. 

Cock sucking OK.  Measured and a bit unsexy rather than enthusiastic, but not terrible.  I then ask if we can start having sex.  She lies on her back, and I ask her to go on top.  Same tone of voice as above – like I’ve asked for something off the menu, but she’ll go along with it. 

She’s riding me, and I’m pushing from below, until I realize that she’s not moving at all, so I stop, and the sex stops.

So I then start moving again, finish, put my clothes on, and leave in about the time it took to type this sentence.  She doesn’t attempt to detain me.

Summary.  I’ve had shit punts in my time, but as well as being shit, this one also felt like a con.

No immediate plans to return.

Offline tantric talents

Thanks for the review. Sorry you had such a crap punt.
For a long time I much anticipated seeing her but delayed due to the wide variation in reviews.
When I finally got to arrange it - at that same bloody bus stop- the really unforeseen happened.
She buzzed me in to the building but failed to give me the flat or floor. At that moment my punting phone ran out of credit!! (I only found out later how to setup auto-renew with Lebara.)
So I took the risk and texted what had happened from my regular phone.
She just would not accept it was me and I ended up having to walk.
Looks like I really dodged a bullet after all.
Plan B turned into a super punt so the day was not lost  :hi:



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She was VERY pretty when I saw her 3 years ago.   Fake bust (despite Jason's insistence) high fees and so-so servivce meant no strong urge for a return visit. 

Offline monstar

This girl is forever on and off my hotlist.  :wackogirl:

Thanks for the review dfg, sorry it was a shit punt though.

Offline hw189

Sorry to hear your loss on such a shit and lousy punt with Mel. On visiting her back in January she did give me the impression as the type of money grabbing bitch who, given the opportunity, would happily take your money and be thrilled to see you leave immediately (providing nothing in exchange). I even wandered for a short while how she got so many positive reviews on this site (AW discounted, since reviews there can easily be fabricated or manipulated). But, on here.... complete loss. All I can guess is that she may have become completely jaded in her job since Jason / others have visited her.

As for her pregnancy, I wander if it is for real or if its BS and an attempt to drum up her failing business / dusty phone? After all, it wouldn't be for the first time she has done such a thing; I've read somewhere previously that she had displayed similar messages to the likes of 'returning to Brazil' on her AW profile (of course, never materialised or was short lived). Maybe she is even struggling to keep up with her gym membership costs, and has put on weight as a result of it (pretending pregnancy)? Why would she even be working if she was pregnant? Whatever her reasons, I have no intention of visiting her again anyway.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2017, 03:56:41 am by hw189 »

Offline Herges Adventures

As for her pregnancy, I wander if it is for real or if its BS and an attempt to drum up her failing business / dusty phone?

Her blog post on AW states she is 6 months pregnant ! I'm sure the OP can confirm....

I saw her in 2015 and enjoyed myself - I wasn't inclined to go back though and for £200 ph, no chance

Offline monstar

Sorry to hear your loss on such a shit and lousy punt with Mel. On visiting her back in January she did give me the impression as the type of money grabbing bitch who, given the opportunity, would happily take your money and be thrilled to see you leave immediately (providing nothing in exchange). I even wandered for a short while how she got so many positive reviews on this site (AW discounted, since reviews there can easily be fabricated or manipulated). But, on here.... complete loss. All I can guess is that she may have become completely jaded in her job since Jason / others have visited her.

As for her pregnancy, I wander if it is for real or if its BS and an attempt to drum up her failing business / dusty phone? After all, it wouldn't be for the first time she has done such a thing; I've read somewhere previously that she had displayed similar messages to the likes of 'returning to Brazil' on her AW profile (of course, never materialised or was short lived). Maybe she is even struggling to keep up with her gym membership costs, and has put on weight as a result of it (pretending pregnancy)? Why would she even be working if she was pregnant? Whatever her reasons, I have no intention of visiting her again anyway.

You may be right - she is always 'retiring soon' and temporarily uploaded new photos in which she looked to have piled on the pounds and not a baby bump.

Anyone with access to her private gallery pregnancy photos?

Offline pong

She is taking the piss ... she just retired again only to return a few days later. She is gonna drop that baby and will return asap ... once a WG always a WG.

Offline mace-window

She is taking the piss ... she just retired again only to return a few days later. She is gonna drop that baby and will return asap ... once a WG always a WG.

That's crazy. Man I don't think she will look after the baby as well from the looks it. What a shame really for the baby.

Offline mace-window

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Profile now says she's pregnant and due to retire, so this may be a redundant review, but worth filing this in case she returns to the scene I think.

£200 for one hour, for the VIP service

I’m trying really hard to think of something good to say, but it’s not easy.

Was encouraged by Jason putting Mel top in terms of service: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79576.msg1015594#msg1015594

Plus several very positive reviews on here, so I booked with confidence and anticipation.

Comms:  Responsive and clear. 

Apartment.  Decent enough, with a clean bathroom.  It’s on Warwick Road though, right by a bus stop.  I don’t mind punting on busy streets, and quite like hiding in plain sight when visiting girls, but the palaver that Mel made me go through wasn’t cool. 

I had to call from outside, and then wait several long minutes before being let in.  The mother of the toddler at the bus stop a couple of feet away, who was the only other adult as far as the eye could see, would have had no doubt that I was doing something either shifty or sleazy.  Looks like this guy had the same issue: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=69098.msg877467#msg877467

There was also another issue with the apartment that I’ll get to in a moment.

Appearance.  Bigger than athletic, bordering on strapping.  At least a stone heavier than in her pictures, which also seem to make her whole frame seem smaller than it is in reality.  Little bit of a tummy.  Pretty features, pale skin.  Tits had been done, and looked like two half melons that been glued to her chest.  Very high, and implausibly round.  Looked strange to me, and I usually like fake very much.

Appearance and attraction are subjective things though, and service and attitude are clearly way more important, so I paid my money like the fool that I am, and headed towards the bathroom, when she says something about cameras that are inside the flat. 

If so, I’ve already been filmed then, so decide to press on (again, fool!), although I’m feeling considerably less horny than I was two minutes earlier.

Service.  Several parallels with this review, particularly the final paragraph:  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=128228.msg1449024#msg1449024

Started with some light stroking.  When I started to get the feeling that this could quite possibly go on for the whole hour, I asked her to suck my cock.  She says yes, but the tone of voice was like I’ve asked for something surprising and a little unreasonable, but she’ll cheerfully go along with it. 

Cock sucking OK.  Measured and a bit unsexy rather than enthusiastic, but not terrible.  I then ask if we can start having sex.  She lies on her back, and I ask her to go on top.  Same tone of voice as above – like I’ve asked for something off the menu, but she’ll go along with it. 

She’s riding me, and I’m pushing from below, until I realize that she’s not moving at all, so I stop, and the sex stops.

So I then start moving again, finish, put my clothes on, and leave in about the time it took to type this sentence.  She doesn’t attempt to detain me.

Summary.  I’ve had shit punts in my time, but as well as being shit, this one also felt like a con.

No immediate plans to return.

Have to say that Mel as gained tons of weight since getting the baby. Looks totally different.

Offline Fully Sated

Have to say that Mel as gained tons of weight since getting the baby. Looks totally different.

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