Author Topic: Brazilian London (Mel) - Earls Court, London  (Read 3375 times)


10 review(s) for LOVELYMEL (7 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline hw189

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Arrangement: Mel's AW status at the time of making my booking was on 'available today' and she had her mobile number up on display. Discussion via text messages were smooth and efficient and I arranged my booking time and dress request with Mel 3 hours ahead of our meet. I then immediately placed my booking request, as per her instructions on AW, and texted her to accept my AW booking request for 5 pm. This was blatantly ignored, despite all of this happening whilst I was still talking to her via text messages.

Meeting details: 24 January 2017 at 17:00, 1 hour in call, £200 paid for her VIP service.

Venue: A basement flat on Warwick Road, SW5, approximately 3 minutes walk from Earls Court underground station. Clean room with comfortable large bed and massage table. Giant TV opposite the bed playing porn (pointless really, when you have such a beauty like Mel to concentrate on). Stereo blaring out pop music to mask out the outside busy road noise. Rickety, but adequate shower facilities with the bath drain that was blocked. Very nice smell in bathroom from the incense stick though. Various porn paraphernalia (dildos, etc) available which didn't interest me / never made use of.

The lady: Mel looks very close to her AW pictures. Quite pretty with a cute face, shoulder length dyed blonde hair. Height of 5'6, rather than 5'8. AW quotes an age of 23 which I would say is probably optimistic, I would add about +5 years. A very nice slim tone body with good shapely arse, nice legs and flat stomach, again, not far off from what her pictures depict. Breasts are artificial and she has freckles on her back. From a Portuguese / Brazilian origin with a cute Spanish accent, can converse in English quite well though. No complaints looks wise, generally one of the prettiest and hot-figured lady that I have met on a punt (though, far from the best). Requested Mel to wear her flight attendant outfit for my meet, as depicted in one of her pictures. Request met, except for not wearing the white stockings.

About the meeting:

Arrived at 5 pm on the dot at location provided in Mel's text message. Waited on the top of the steps expecting one of the numbered apartments in the building. Received a text from Mel about a minute later telling me to come downstairs to the basement flat instead, where the door was opened.

Introductory kiss, money sorted, mandatory shower / mouthwash, offered a choice of drinks. All done within first 10 minutes.

Started off really well actually, once out of the shower we started with cuddling and kissing inter-sped with dirty talk. French kissing was OK, but not quite deep with Mel just flicking her tongue about. Mel mainly concentrated on kissing my face and neck, which was good too and felt passionate. She stuck her tongue down my ear which I quite enjoyed and got me hard in no time. Mel whipped off my towel to reveal my huge bulge. Some more dirty talk where I told Mel I had a weeks worth of jizz to give to her, told her to give me a blow job. Pushed onto her bed and she started off with light licking of the shaft and sucking and spitting on my balls, before going deep on my fully erect member. She was able to take my entire length down (about average sized). Her OWO was a decent effort and I unloaded in her mouth in no time. Only downside to this was that Mel didn't wait quite long enough till I was fully finished in cumming; She took the vast majority of my cum in her mouth before rushing off to the bathroom to clean up. But, I was still cumming from the twitch. It would have been good if she had of held on and kept me in her mouth for another good 20-30 seconds, sucking up those last few drops out. Nevertheless, a good round one.

Mel spent about 2-3 minutes in the bathroom cleaning up, before telling me to do the same. I obliged and quickly washed my balls, came out where Mel offered me a massage. I thought this would be OK during my recovery and I was expecting it to be in bed. Instead, she got her massage table out. Seeing this, I told Mel that I wasn't too keen on a full professional massage and that I just wanted to recover before moving onto having more sex with her. She said "OK" and continued to massage my back on her table. I let her massage me for about 10 minutes before I turned over and told Mel to give attention to my front. She was still keen on massaging me though, massaging my shoulders and chest. It was not until I started to make advances to her by touching her breasts and arse that she moved lower down giving me a hand job and OWO to make me fully erect again.

Moved onto her bed again for round two, on with the condom. She immediately positioned herself on all fours to hint to me to take her from behind, but I insisted on missionary position, since I wanted some passionate French kissing, wanted her legs around me, and wanted to see her cute face whilst fucking her. Unfortunately, this turned out to be quite a disappointment. Firstly she didn't want me lying on top of her and kept complaining I was too heavy (which is bollocks, I'm a regular gym goer with a slim build, and well within a healthy BMI range for my height and age). Out of respect for her, I supported my upper body from leaning in too much but every time I moved in for a kiss she kept complaining or avoiding me. I did manage to come, but it was quite an effort and took longer than expected, mainly because of her shenanigans.

Mel went off once again to the bathroom to wash up and told me to do the same, despite having wet wipes available next to me.

Washed up again, came out and got back in her bed expecting to receive some cuddles, or at least for Mel to lie with me in bed during my recovery. None offered, instead she just sat there on the side of her bed chatting with me. She was rather interested in my punting habits, asking me questions like which ladies I punted with, how often I met them, where they advertised and what activities I did with them, etc. I just fed her some bullshit about how the regular escorts I visit no longer advertise online, and that they don't rush me out after 1 hour is up, let me have my 3 pops, and cuddle me in bed in between rounds (hoping to progress things in a similar fashion with her). Yet this hint at her was pretty much ignored, she just sat there asking away questions and being persistent in knowing. It seemed like she was really seeking information from me for her own selfish and sinister purposes rather than to offer, or better her own services towards me or other punters. When I fed her some more bullshit about how my regulars once used to advertise on Cherry Girls site (but no longer needed to as they already had a steady stream of clients, etc), this is when she came out with some amusing facts about herself; She claimed she used to advertise on Cherry Girls too, but found it pointless and expensive and that on her own personal website she charges £500 per hour rate. I knew all of this already, but it was quite entertaining hearing all this suddenly gush out directly from her (which I never believed she would ever mention to me, or anyone for that matter). Oh, and if anyone is wandering where she charges £500 per hour, here it is her own personal website: External Link/Members Only. I am sure she is listed on some other so called 'high class' London escort agencies too with the same ludicrous rate too.

Anyway, she did eventually offer me a third pop. I'm glad since I had paid for her VIP service and was expecting it. I asked for missionary again. But, once again she avoided French kissing me by shifting away and choosing to kiss my face / neck / chest and ear each time I tried to move in. This time it was more obvious (all of this despite being freshly prepared beforehand and using her shower and mouthwash too). I couldn't cum via missionary and asked her to suck me off. This is the point where she point blank refused me and told me she didn't have enough time left (I still had 5 minutes left with her according to her clock). Yet again, this is no different an experience to what others have previously mentioned on here. She used the same old excuse with me as she has done so with every other punter on here: 'has another client booked immediately after their meeting' and that 'she has to prepare for that meeting'; Absolute and utter bullshit!

Got changed, out of the door by 6 pm.

By this point Mel pretty much knew of my displeasure of my entire meeting with her, and hence did not accept my AW booking request even to this point on 25 January (obviously, in fear of a neutral / negative feedback from me).

Overall, Mel is quite a sly and crafty person. Crafty in the sense that she tries to avoid intimacy whichever way she can and also tries to run down the time as much as she can too. Things like having a mandatory shower / mouthwash before proceedings begin, even if you have already taken one before setting out to see her (and of course, taking that time out of your booking); Insisting on showering each and every time after each orgasm / pop, rather than wiping you / herself down with wet wipes which are readily available nearby (this again wastes at least another 5 minutes each time). Insisting on massage, which she is quite happy to carry on unless you tell her otherwise; Avoiding French kissing as much as she can but not blatantly showing it, ie. concentrating on kissing your neck, ear, face, chest etc, moving away when advancing at her. Asking you not to lean on her during missionary, even if you aren't heavy in any way. In retrospect I don't think I got anymore than 1/2 hours worth of play with her, which is quite poor. The rest of the time was merely occupied with showering, talking, and massage from her. Whilst not rejecting anything I wanted with her, I left with the impression that she is just merely in this for the money and not client focused. A very pretty girl with a good body, but unfortunately it is not enough to counteract the shoddy service she gives. Not good value for money; Paying £200 an hour for her VIP service is rather a joke (paying £500 per hour, you would be a Muppet!).

Offline tantric talents

Thanks for the honest review.
I am glad now that I never got to see her after our meeting was screwed up over bad comms well over a year ago now.
I was very tempted to try again but she's totally off my hotlist.
Here the link to the old profile
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=145
External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: January 25, 2017, 08:28:58 pm by tantric talents »

Offline mace-window

Sorry about the meet. I have seen her before when she first started off and just before the negatives came through. I had a similar issue as well and looks like see has not learnt from her past mistakes. A shame as I remember she was a good fuck at the time and very pretty (her looks got me hard in no time). But her customer service is not good and reason I think many and me don't see her again.

Offline hw189

Amazing! Within a couple of days of posting this review the prices on External Link/Members Only has suddenly changed from £500 per hour to £150 per hour. I'm surprised Mel even has time to do this in her 'busy' schedule (and to read UKP, of course).

Never mind, here's one more she can update whilst she's at it: External Link/Members Only

Offline Brazilian Martian

Amazing! Within a couple of days of posting this review the prices on External Link/Members Only has suddenly changed from £500 per hour to £150 per hour. I'm surprised Mel even has time to do this in her 'busy' schedule (and to read UKP, of course).

Never mind, here's one more she can update whilst she's at it: External Link/Members Only

I would not be surprised if she was informed about this negative review by a fluffy punter