London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Had a couple of less severe skin reactions in ropey places I should've avoided just need to keep wits dialed to 10 for the presence of suitable hygiene safety.

Only seen the women only in areas perhaps higher concentration of female S Asians and some Muslim concentrations.

I do keep an eye out when passing Afro-Carib spas mentioningg massage. So far only seen real hefty matrons staffing so not enquired.

I think one issue is that there's a LOT of beauty places that all use the same generic signs to order that list various treatments (e.g. facisls  ) that include 'Massage' but they don't offer it at all.  For instance, there is a Turkish barber near me and they've scribbled out the 'Massage' from their list below the window 

[LLPunting]

I think one issue is that there's a LOT of beauty places that all use the same generic signs to order that list various treatments (e.g. facisls  ) that include 'Massage' but they don't offer it at all.  For instance, there is a Turkish barber near me and they've scribbled out the 'Massage' from their list below the window 

That might also explain those narrow salons open all the way through and out the back door with no sign of a private space.

[stampjones]

.  For instance, there is a Turkish barber near me and they've scribbled out the 'Massage' from their list below the window 

Yikes 😱

[sparkus]

Yikes 😱

I wonder if anyone went in and asked for one?!

[stampjones]

I wonder if anyone went in and asked for one?!

I just can't get this image out of my head of a big hairy guy rubbing his hands together saying, right, on the table

[B2BEnthusiast]

I wonder if anyone went in and asked for one?!

I'm more thinking if a guy goes in there with a more "natural" look downstairs do they do the same as what they do for the ear hair?

Do they have a fire extinguisher handy? Fire Brigade? I've known some guys who put gorillas to shame...

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[daviemac]

I'm more thinking if a guy goes in there with a more "natural" look downstairs do they do the same as what they do for the ear hair?

Do they have a fire extinguisher handy? Fire Brigade? I've known some guys who put gorillas to shame...

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[Pedrodomino]

Went to Yo on whitecross street - had a very very firm massage bordering on painful. Was offered B2B for 60 or HR for 50, decided to pass as I wasn't really attracted to the mid 20s Chinese girl.

Hopped over directly to Natural Elements in Farringdon to try and finish the job. Sensational petite Chinese girl was at reception but they didn't have availability for another 30 mins so decided to walk over to Leather Lane.

Went to the first shop on Leather Lane on the left if you're coming from clerkenwell - didn't catch the name. Receptionist smiled at me from outside. I thought she's way too fit no way she's the masseuse.  Her mate working with her was fit too. First girl ended up being the masseuse. Massage was fine, didn't really need one after Yo but really appreciated her sensual feminine nature and was incredibly attracted to her. To my surprise she offered FS on the flip which surprised me as that's never happened to me. Hate paying by card but coughed up the 150. really  enjoyed fucking her can't wait to go back. She's mid 20s, didn't catch her name.

[folma322]

For instance, there is a Turkish barber near me and they've scribbled out the 'Massage' from their list below the window 

I used to frequent a Turkish barber's that did give a neck shoulder massage during a hot towel shave. Not something that was advertised though and I always thought it was to kill time when the towel was on my face. Sometimes done by hand and sometimes by massage gun. Stopped going there when though when the price of a hair cut + beard/trim cost more than a massage + hj at a Chinese shop.

[Jonestown]

It’s Thursday and WXY Marylebone is offering Coco, Ginger & Lily, don’t think I have heard of any of them before.

[sparkus]

I used to frequent a Turkish barber's that did give a neck shoulder massage during a hot towel shave. Not something that was advertised though and I always thought it was to kill time when the towel was on my face. Sometimes done by hand and sometimes by massage gun. Stopped going there when though when the price of a hair cut + beard/trim cost more than a massage + hj at a Chinese shop.

I've had this from female hairdressers before, some decent sculpted shaving of the head and neck followed by a massage of shoulders, neck and jaw/lobes.  Was FAF too, said this was the usual thing back home.  This was completely unexpected and I've not had it offered since but would be well up for.

[sparkus]

As we were speaking of Athree: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=463366.0

When I first joined UKP, a HJ was thrown in inclusive as part of the £40 door fee (obviously extra if you wanted chebs out).

Anyway, OP experience sounds quite standard for some of the meh women I've been tugged off by there.

[LLPunting]

As we were speaking of Athree: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=463366.0

When I first joined UKP, a HJ was thrown in inclusive as part of the £40 door fee (obviously extra if you wanted chebs out).

Anyway, OP experience sounds quite standard for some of the meh women I've been tugged off by there.

I'm completely failing to understand the premium that "Indian" SPs (or their ads at least) are charging.  Unless they're Bollywood near-misses I've seen no evidence of great looks, great bodies, good skin care, well judged makeup, good comms, good conversational ability... And that's before you get to the lack of massage and sex skills. 

[OliverK]

I'm completely failing to understand the premium that "Indian" SPs (or their ads at least) are charging.  Unless they're Bollywood near-misses I've seen no evidence of great looks, great bodies, good skin care, well judged makeup, good comms, good conversational ability... And that's before you get to the lack of massage and sex skills. 

I would imagine that the premium price comes from the scarcity of Indian SPs in general.  Compared to Brazilians, Polish, Romanian etc. there are hardly any.
I've tried searching on AW and if you choose Indian in the drop down menu there are about 5 in the whole of London (usually with very mixed reviews).
Again I'm guessing, but it may be down to the fact that for cultural/religious reasons not many Indian ladies are prepared to go down this line of work.

[sparkus]

The last Indian SP I sighted outside Athree Barbican (opening shutters) was quite hefty (e.g. size 20) and her tree trunk legs showed cellulite through her jeggings.  Needless to say I didn't venture in.

From memory Herbal Clinic has had a few Indians on, some well reviewed here.  The one I saw there was not well endowed or up to much.

I think there was (is?) an Indian lady who runs the shop on Markhouse Road, Walthamstow?

[OliverK]

The last Indian SP I sighted outside Athree Barbican (opening shutters) was quite hefty (e.g. size 20) and her tree trunk legs showed cellulite through her jeggings.  Needless to say I didn't venture in.

From memory Herbal Clinic has had a few Indians on, some well reviewed here.  The one I saw there was not well endowed or up to much.

I think there was (is?) an Indian lady who runs the shop on Markhouse Road, Walthamstow?

Yes Herbal Clinic always seem to make sure they have at least one Indian girl working there.
There's also apparently one at Angel's Touch now: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=455258.0

[stampjones]

Yes Herbal Clinic always seem to make sure they have at least one Indian girl working there.
There's also apparently one at Angel's Touch now: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=455258.0

If she looks anything like the photos I'd happily pay those prices

[Batman777]

Has anybody sampled these Indian SPs??

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I have tried to get in touch with Asha (second link) but never heard back, checking if anybody has had better luck...

[5amtheRam]

Quick follow up on the Suwanna Thai and Veeya.

Actually was wanting a normal good massage and the feedback from the lad here and genuine google reviews so hopped on the bus to Askew Rd.
Thursdays you can get a tenner off which was nice, so went in for a longer 90min thai combo massage for £85 total.

Booked Veeya and the massage was actually very decent- she knows what she's doing and helped wriggle out many knots in my back and shoulders.

Kept to the rules from the start and kept boxers on. As Veeya started on my legs she edged up closer and brushed up against the lad a few times. Of course I showed my appreciation and obvs she felt it growing as she brushed up against me.

Normal massage continued on the flip and it was very obvious that I was getting hard, then calming down. After the assisted stretching I genuinely innocently went to scratch an itch just above my groin and Veeya then went in and had a foldle of the goods- doing the "shhh" gesture and the all knowing fist shake and whispered "It's ok I do for you" and smiled.

No mention of extra money and boxers off- great technique as expected from a "professional". Clambered on top and grinded on me clothes on, then slid my hand onto her boobs for a fondle, on top of clothes and under.

She hopped down and unprompted went in for some OWO for a bit as she played with my balls.

On the finish, clean up and the last bits of the normal massage continued. Again, no mention of extras but I didn't go in actually looking for extras anyway. I did say next time I'll be her some.

£85 all in is very good VFM for 90mins and HJ and OWO. Was told to keep it on the DL too.

Next time I'll bring her some extra cash, though she seems to do it for the love of the game haha.

Veeya's apperance is the typical slightly older and rounder Thai woman. Not slim but deffo not fat. Not usually my type facially but who am I to say no to free fun times.

YMMV as with all things.

[OliverK]

If she looks anything like the photos I'd happily pay those prices

So would I!
Tried to book her yesterday but apparently she doesn't work Wednesdays.

[OliverK]

Has anybody sampled these Indian SPs??

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I have tried to get in touch with Asha (second link) but never heard back, checking if anybody has had better luck...

Wow, they're both hot, especially Asha.
Not tried them though.
Let us know if you ever get hold of her.

[Jonestown]

It’s Thursday and WXY Marylebone is offering Coco, Ginger & Lily, don’t think I have heard of any of them before.

Friday at WXY, Yoyo, Yuki & Annie

[Bangman]

Has anybody sampled these Indian SPs??

External Link/Members Only

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I have tried to get in touch with Asha (second link) but never heard back, checking if anybody has had better luck...

Yes, i reviewed her under her old profile name Kushi

[Jonestown]

Friday at WXY, Yoyo, Yuki & Annie

Saturday at WXY: Coco, Jojo, Jenny

[MrMohican]

It’s Thursday and WXY Marylebone is offering Coco, Ginger & Lily, don’t think I have heard of any of them before.

Sounds like a hipster mocktail Im picturing a steaming cup of Cacau flavoured with ginger with a lily poking out of it for decoration 

[LLPunting]

Sounds like a hipster mocktail Im picturing a steaming cup of Cacau flavoured with ginger with a lily poking out of it for decoration 

I think a steaming cup of "Cacau" is a different, more niche and expensive service

[Jonestown]

Saturday at WXY: Coco, Jojo, Jenny

Sunday at WXY: Alice, Yuki.

[Bangman]

Sunday at WXY: Alice, Yuki.

Why are you promoting this place?
Who wants to know this info?

[stampjones]

Why are you promoting this place?
Who wants to know this info?

It's useful info I think so maybe just be grateful JT takes the time to do it?

[LLPunting]

Why are you promoting this place?
Who wants to know this info?

WXY is likely a weekly rota place so it's fairly reliable to know which days the girls are probably on.  Veteran Chinese matrons like these prefer a routine only swapping days to cover other locations if it's in their interest.  Newbies might drop off or get shuffled but any SP proving reliable and popular will get a regular slot
Also as management almost certainly know their girls are getting reviews it's in their interest to give punters a schedule they can book to cultivate repeat business.

[sparkus]

Why are you promoting this place?
Who wants to know this info?

The names alone got me pretty hard, TBF.

[Jonestown]

Sunday at WXY: Alice, Yuki.

Monday at WXY: Annie, Jessica

[Bangman]

It's useful info I think so maybe just be grateful JT takes the time to do it?

Pointless telling us names without photos or description.

[Jonestown]

Monday at WXY: Annie, Jessica

Tuesday at WXY: Yuki & Jessica

[Kojac]

Tuesday at WXY: Yuki & Jessica

For all the pussy eating affectionados Tuesday is your day. 

[Jonestown]

Tuesday at WXY: Yuki & Jessica

Wednesday at WXY: Lily & Alice

[aceface11]

I'd be interested to hear about her too - unfortunately that page doesn't include any contact details so booking her may be tricky!

She looks a little similar to one of my old faves, Maya (polish), who frequented Belgravia, then later Vauxhall, Nine Elms. She disappeared around 2021 though!

Anyone have any info on Maja?

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[workingtone]

For all the pussy eating affectionados Tuesday is your day. 

What name does Tina of Well Health work under? at WYX

[Kojac]

What name does Tina of Well Health work under? at WYX

Tina

[workingtone]

Tina

thanks

[Saltnpepper]

Has anybody been to this place before ? I haven't seen anything on here regarding it

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WS Thai Table Massage
Croydon St Georges walk

[folma322]

Went to a regular Chinese place recently and saw a girl. After she translated on the phone that she was just a temp filling in for the day and not likely to come back. She showed on her phone on maps her usual place in Tolworth and her name was Nancy. I regret not asking more questions or exchanging numbers.

A search here leads to this https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=444938 which seems similar.

The girl - slim with some stretch marks around the sides,  possibly late 20s/ early 30s, small a cup tits with dark ball shaped nipples. Around 5'4 but she was wearing trainers with a large heel.

So if you know any Nancy's in Tolworth, let me know the shop and day please.

[Jonestown]

I visited Mala Thai Massage at Notting Hill Gate. 30 minutes massage + HE for £65. It’s a few minutes walk from the station, very busy narrow pavement, she gives you the number and you text for her to come and open the front door. She’s way older than her profile on AW (Thai Nana5), and her figure is like a little garden gnome. She can probably do a very good massage but the day i went she wasn’t putting the effort in, the HE was very expertly delivered and very enjoyable. Mala said all services are available, but are on top of the basic massage fee, so penetration would have been 65 + 150, definitely not worth it in my book.

[Jonestown]

WXY Spa, Marylebone, Jessica or Yuki, not sure which. I booked to see Yuki a few weeks back and was given a young mid/late 20s Chinese girl, tall, dress size 6/8, super slim, ironing board chest, GND face, short page boy hair style. She turned in an average massage, unmemorable B2B, great RO and average HE. Few weeks later booked the other RO Queen Jessica, and got the same girl, same service. I have a vague memory of seeing à Yuki months ago, she was a bit older, shorted, size 10+, fairly busty and much more demanding and physical in the RO stakes. Some investigation is needed here.

[sparkus]

WXY Spa, Marylebone, Jessica or Yuki, not sure which. I booked to see Yuki a few weeks back and was given a young mid/late 20s Chinese girl, tall, dress size 6/8, super slim, ironing board chest, GND face, short page boy hair style. She turned in an average massage, unmemorable B2B, great RO and average HE. Few weeks later booked the other RO Queen Jessica, and got the same girl, same service. I have a vague memory of seeing à Yuki months ago, she was a bit older, shorted, size 10+, fairly busty and much more demanding and physical in the RO stakes. Some investigation is needed here.

Someone call out Roger Cook and the United Nations!
Happy to help, if passing.

[stampjones]

Someone call out Roger Cook and the United Nations!
Happy to help, if passing.

Ooh is that a Carter reference in there 😍