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Is Berrylands still open?

Scutty has the dodgy proprietess been pinched?


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Is Berrylands still open?

Scutty has the dodgy proprietess been pinched?
Ooh I'd completely forgotten about that place 😂

Offline amusedbouche

After all these years how had I, until today, not seen Colombian Sarah at Skyline? I thought I had but when I opted for her today I was thinking of someone else. A darker skin girl that I think also called herself Sarah/Sara and offered unremarkable service?

Anyway, this Sarah is very much what I like, looks wise. Short, curvy, attractive face, great large arse and tits.


Sounds great. Where is Skyline for the uninitiated? Ta.

Offline Grigore

Anyone seen this lady?
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Does she offer real nuru?

Offline londonhas

Anyone seen this lady?
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Does she offer real nuru?

likelihood near zero but happy to be proven wrong :D


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It's on Lee High Road, about 10 mins' drive from Lewisham, in SE London.

Offline FlaccidChimp

Bella Italian
Venue - skyline
looks: around 5 ft 5, size 8-10, hair dyed blonde, fake full lips, big fake chest.

Massage: The feeling of her hand on my back felt good and her massage was pretty good for what i've experienced at that place. Offers hj, b2b, and full.

Somewhat good at the massage and HJ/HR. If you like a doll look i would recommend.

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Bella Italian
Venue - skyline
looks: around 5 ft 5, size 8-10, hair dyed blonde, fake full lips, big fake chest.

Massage: The feeling of her hand on my back felt good and her massage was pretty good for what i've experienced at that place. Offers hj, b2b, and full.

Somewhat good at the massage and HJ/HR. If you like a doll look i would recommend.

Thanks.  How much does she accept for her service choices?

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Thanks.  How much does she accept for her service choices?

HJ 30, B2B 70, and I think full service was 110 which I didn't try.
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HJ 30, B2B 70, and I think full service was 110 which I didn't try.

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110 is stupid money for the situation/circumstances. 70 already pushing it.
Aside from decent facilities and a bed what else would need to be guaranteed or better to justify 160 for an hr with her including FS?

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110 is stupid money for the situation/circumstances. 70 already pushing it.
Aside from decent facilities and a bed what else would need to be guaranteed or better to justify 160 for an hr with her including FS?

I don't know. There's providers charging less and more that probably get enough business. There's usually a market price for things but what something is worth varies for each person. Personally if I'm paying for an hour or more I like to be greeted by opening the door and peeking her head out. Some nice lingerie revealed from under a gown, with music that sets the mood. It's also nice to be offered a drink. I also like a discreet venue but I forgo ticking every box of my preferences because it's unrealistic, or likely too costly for me to do regularly.
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Offline oharrak40

Been going to Suwanna Thai in Norbury for many years and always been legit but in the last few months been going and getting a massage from Veeya and her massages are good very good and strong but got a HJ from her without expecting one and now whenever I go she is up for anything besides penetration

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110 is stupid money for the situation/circumstances. 70 already pushing it.
Aside from decent facilities and a bed what else would need to be guaranteed or better to justify 160 for an hr with her including FS?

I suspect there's a separate class of blokes out there who only visit these shops and never flats etc. on VS/AW so they think this is the market rate.  Skyline and Herbal Clinic pretty much have the capital sewn up now for this.

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Been going to Suwanna Thai in Norbury for many years and always been legit but in the last few months been going and getting a massage from Veeya and her massages are good very good and strong but got a HJ from her without expecting one and now whenever I go she is up for anything besides penetration
Why not post a review to help those interested in the place? there's a thread here that will help. - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=422371.0

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Been going to Suwanna Thai in Norbury for many years and always been legit but in the last few months been going and getting a massage from Veeya and her massages are good very good and strong but got a HJ from her without expecting one and now whenever I go she is up for anything besides penetration

Thanks for this nugget  :drinks:, been meaning to try this place for years but rarely pass thru the area with time to.

How much for entry and various extras?  Any luck with other ladies there?

Offline Scrumpy69

Anyone tried Healing touch west croydon/ thornton heath, used to be called GG Beauty i did a review earlier this year

Tried to contact them and they have been taken over she sent me photos of two chinese girls but backed off when i asked about extra

However they offer 4 hands my ex thai girlfriend told me that if a shop offers 4 hands they are naughty lol

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Anyone tried Healing touch west croydon/ thornton heath, used to be called GG Beauty i did a review earlier this year

Tried to contact them and they have been taken over she sent me photos of two chinese girls but backed off when i asked about extra

However they offer 4 hands my ex thai girlfriend told me that if a shop offers 4 hands they are naughty lol

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Made an enquiry to an unknown VS ad about a month back which turned out to be this old place.  Sent me questionable pics but open about extras being available so no wsws just doubts about how young and comely is the SP.  Didn't bother finding out.
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Offline Scrumpy69

I made an enquiry and got the complete no this is a massage shop only we dont do that, now i am getting you must discuss with the girl which probably means a HJ at least.
But do i want to risk it in this heat.

Offline stampjones

I made an enquiry and got the complete no this is a massage shop only we dont do that, now i am getting you must discuss with the girl which probably means a HJ at least.
But do i want to risk it in this heat.
I think it would be very unusual to get a yes to that question outside the room. You pretty much have to guess, check on here or toftt. If it's a Chinese shop though I'd say it was a pretty high chance of getting something

Offline oharrak40

Thanks for this nugget  :drinks:, been meaning to try this place for years but rarely pass thru the area with time to.

How much for entry and various extras?  Any luck with other ladies there?

The massage is £60 if you pay cash and she won’t ask for extra money - I never asked for extras initially and went for a genuine massage which btw she is really good at, it just just happened that one of the times she would do my inner thighs and just caress your Crown Jewels which then ended up in a HJ and once massage is done she just cleaned up and left.

She always does this going forward, nothing is discussed she does the massage and then when time comes do what you want - she has let me rub her pussy , suck on tits , slap her ass , b2b just not penetration

I always tip her £10-£20 but she did tell me to keep it on low


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The massage is £60 if you pay cash and she won’t ask for extra money - I never asked for extras initially and went for a genuine massage which btw she is really good at, it just just happened that one of the times she would do my inner thighs and just caress your Crown Jewels which then ended up in a HJ and once massage is done she just cleaned up and left.

She always does this going forward, nothing is discussed she does the massage and then when time comes do what you want - she has let me rub her pussy , suck on tits , slap her ass , b2b just not penetration

I always tip her £10-£20 but she did tell me to keep it on low

Much appreciated  :drinks:

Offline elnukky

The massage is £60 if you pay cash and she won’t ask for extra money - I never asked for extras initially and went for a genuine massage which btw she is really good at, it just just happened that one of the times she would do my inner thighs and just caress your Crown Jewels which then ended up in a HJ and once massage is done she just cleaned up and left.

She always does this going forward, nothing is discussed she does the massage and then when time comes do what you want - she has let me rub her pussy , suck on tits , slap her ass , b2b just not penetration

I always tip her £10-£20 but she did tell me to keep it on low

Could you give us a description of what you look like Veeya? cup size, height, complexion, age...

Offline myothernameis

I made an enquiry and got the complete no this is a massage shop only we dont do that, now i am getting you must discuss with the girl which probably means a HJ at least.
But do i want to risk it in this heat.

Im in London for a few days, and looking to visit some massage shops over the next few days

In relation to the shops saying, we dont do that, was looking over google reviews, and most of the reviews are 5-STAR.  But the reviews dont mention wahts going on, most comments, are like such a nice girl, so relaxing, will go back

But there were at least two 1-STAR reviews, and these guys, disgusted at the girls behavor, like touching his cock.  One place werer negative reviews were left was the Roseberry massage shop.   The owner of this shop replied, my girls dont do this sort of thing, so it must be another massage shop with the same name.......But we know diffeent

Paid a visit today to WXY, review posted

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Any decent massage place in London (East London preferably) with a reasonable priced HR (around £20)?

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Any decent massage place in London (East London preferably) with a reasonable priced HR (around £20)?

I've not heard of any HJs that low for a while, not saying there aren't though but I doubt it.

I last paid that in the Debden granny shop years ago, telling her it was all I had on me and hoping she'd not accept it - she not only did but insisted to get her kit off too.

Offline zackah23

Any intel on this SP, have reached out and responds with no extras in her menu.

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Looking for an SP who can provide a strong professional/theraputic massage with extras, similar to Masha.

Not sure if its the same SP:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389172.msg3956491#msg3956491
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Any intel on this SP, have reached out and responds with no extras in her menu.

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Looking for an SP who can provide a strong professional/theraputic massage with extras, similar to Masha.

Not sure if its the same SP:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389172.msg3956491#msg3956491
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=387732.msg3945092#msg3945092


The location ties in with the postcode on her current website, so I’d guess it’s the same lady.

Offline Massage Bloke

Any decent massage place in London (East London preferably) with a reasonable priced HR (around £20)?

Don't know of any doing HR for £20, but if you find one, let me know!

Offline Mikeb

Was in Leicester Square to see the Odyssey, don't venture in there much. Walked up by Newport Court passing Tui-Na which usually has grannys sitting in the doorway. There was an absolutely stunning young chinese lady, about 5ft1, amazing face and that asian skinny where your upper leg would be bigger than her waist. I went over and chatted to her because fuck it, it's Soho and no one knows me here. She said 60 pounds for an hour and come upstairs to 'discuss'. My dick was doing the thinking at this point so followed her up and into a room. It was at this point I had realised I didn't have my wallet  :dash: theres only one review on this site I have found for the place and it ain't positive so overall not the worst but was annoyed I didn't get to have some fun time with a cute little asian. She struggled to understand that I didn't have money and offered a revolut transfer, but that would involve my real name and a paper trail so no thanks. She said B2B was 100 but I'd have tried to haggle has I had the cash...

Went out and around the next street to find two spots on little newport street, one with just a staircase and 3 handwritten signs 'SEXY GIRLS UP HERE' - 'COME KNOCK' - 'NEW SEXY MODELS WAITING FOR U'. Not sure how that's allowed in public tbh  :lol: doubled around on the way back from the cinema and the same girl was rudely telling some indian men to F off, she called to me to come over but I'd had enough temptation for one evening...

My plan is to try visit Roseberry Spa on my next visit. I did call in 2 weeks ago but they were busy. Anyone have any intel on the women there now?
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Offline londonhas

Don't know of any doing HR for £20, but if you find one, let me know!

i still get some girls accept 20 but it's rare unless I'm a regular from back when 20 was the norm :-/

now it seems like 30 is the norm

Offline kgvatz

Any current intel on meena thai masage in Leyton? Used to go and see Lisa but I think she might have moved on? Its a mission for me but always had good results so was worth a bit of travel 

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Golden health junction Road archway. £25 for 30 mins massage. Two hotties on the desk but the mid forties sour-puss doing the massage (candy?)would not take less than £40 for B2B. Pretty standard masssge and he
Ah that's unfortunate. I visited a few months ago and only 1 was at the desk as the other 2 had gone home. Decent massage but around 20 mins in she started to kiss up my legs and completely unprompted gave me a 10 minute rim job. On the flip she proceeded with a decent HE. No payment was discussed at all but I still have a £30 tip to show my appreciation

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Ah that's unfortunate. I visited a few months ago and only 1 was at the desk as the other 2 had gone home. Decent massage but around 20 mins in she started to kiss up my legs and completely unprompted gave me a 10 minute rim job. On the flip she proceeded with a decent HE. No payment was discussed at all but I still have a £30 tip to show my appreciation
You do realise you're replying to a post from 9 years ago don't you?   :unknown:

Offline Darren101

i still get some girls accept 20 but it's rare unless I'm a regular from back when 20 was the norm :-/

now it seems like 30 is the norm

30 is definitely the norm these days so not bothered to book anything recently.I reckon some might still accept lower counter offer of 20 if it were 20 or nothing. I could decline HR easily if I didn't particularly fancy the SP anyeay Quieter suburb shops may also accept 20
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Anyone had the pleasure?
I've contacted her a few times, but she never seems to be available, and the number appears to belong to an agency enigma touch or something like that.


Offline eirejig

Back from a hiatus due to ill health I've a few massage joints to mention...

First off
Lara Bulgarian 'new' : Skyline

Was in the area so sent a text and was told Lara Bulgarian New or Hannah Korean. Had a quick look on here and saw Lara from a while back and wondered if it was the same as the reviews seemed positive. So booked 30 mins £35

It is indeed the one from before, she confirmed she worked here a few years back but this was her first day back since.
She seemed very shy as mentioned before.
Give it was a 30 min session I went straight in and said lets not bother with the massage and she said ok it would be £30 HJ or £60 B2B.
Went for the £60 and she insisted on payment up front.

Bit pricier than I hope but she looked cute so I went ahead.
Negatives were she really didn't want to completely take off her underpants. She didn't allow touching, even on her breasts which she kept hiding also.
Positives were The HJ. was very good I'll give her that and she did some good body slides and an attempted tit rub although I couldn't really see from the angle.

Overall while she gave a good HJ, I'm leaning towards the negative as I was up and out after 20 mins and for that price I'd hope for more interaction. I'm still trying to get the oil off she used so much..

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Bamboo Massage Bromley on a Sunday

Linda Late 30s Chinese
Very slim, no scars, small boobs and tidy poon.

45min £45

Long time since I tried this place, was walking by and popped my head in and an attractive young Chinese lady said hello so I went in.

after 15 mins of a nice sensual soft massage she asked the question about extras. I asked whats on offer she said HJ or B2B and asked what I paid last time. I said 20/40 and she said no.. now it's 30/60.
I said ok to B2B. she disrobed and I was impressed. B2B soon turned into her nearly sitting on my face and I started some RO which she seemed to really enjoy.
I asked about more and she said BJ 20 more so I said yes. she tried to take out some piece of plastic for this but I said no and took out a condom and what proceeded next was a fantastic quite deep throat BJ from here sitting on the floor while I sat on the edge of the massage table. I asked about FS she said she doesn't do that, although at the end she said maybe sometime. Not sure if she was just trying to get me to come back.
I was struggling to come from the BJ and time was starting to run out.. she was sucking for a long time it was great. I asked if I could finish on her and she said yes so I came all over her small tits.

Showered and she also showered and scrubbed her self pretty well which was good to see.
Overall a great experience even if it all seems to be a bit more expensive than a few years back. I'd return.

Offline folma322

New shop luna near oval station, inspired by this thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=461359.0. Had a random Monday off with nothing to do so decided to try someplace new.

Didn't call ahead and just walked in, saw a girl call Abby who is slim and has a pretty face, age I'd estimate as late 20s / early 30s . She has better English than most Chinese massage shop girls. Was £60 for the hour, Decent massage but no hint of sensual stuff during it.

On the turn was offered HJ for £50, i asked for B2B and she said £80 for topless HJ only and no B2B on offer. Nice B cups but not super firm. Makes eye contact and smiles during the HJ with good technique and prolonged. Didn't attempt to have a suck on her tits as this was my first time doing topless only HJ, already felt like I was overpaying and didn't wanna risk paying more as I'm easy to convince once the little brain takes over.

Clean up after cumming then to adjoining shower room. The room has two doors one for the massage room I was in and one to IDK. I'm not completely sure how many massage rooms they have. So there's a semi decent chance someone could walk in when you shower if your not careful.

She works Monday / Tuesday. Would visit this place again if i have a failed punt nearby and need a backup.

Offline another381

Thanks for this intel. Not local to me but would visit if in the area. I carry condoms when I go for a massage just in case they're needed and i don't always trust the cheap ones they have.

I get of on the WSWS but ultimately I want fs to be on the menu. Shame its pricey but its part of the fun of going for a massage and coming away with more.

Dr Gu in Clapham Sunday's. Super Skinny Chinese late 30s/40s could be higher, Barely any / A cup tits, and a tattoo on her chest, resembles the older lady from evergreen health in Barnet.
£60 for the hour starts off with grabbing/fondling my ass which i always a good sign, pretty standard massage. On the turn offered HJ/B2B asked for OWO + FS but neither of us had a condom, so agreed to B2B + OWO for £80.  Didnt get a name.

Starts with some body kissing into DFK she turns around to 69 position and starts a pretty good BJ. Nice clean shaven pussy to lick and suck on, I did think about licking the starfish but she has one of those outie butholes and thought against it. Eventually lay her down and do RO which she seemed really into. Allowed fingers and was wet but couldn't fit 2 in due to how tight she was. Get back to sitting position DFK while she wanked me to completion. This place is i would say a reliable place for FS just bring your own protection.

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Based on a recent review of this place https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=458868.0 i decided to give it a go. The thread spoke of much older Chinese massage girls and i was feeling something 50+ so decided to give this place a go.

Price, Services and description of the masseuse:
£60 / hr massage + £100 OWO RO FS. The girl is a slim 30 something Chinese girl with a pretty face. B cup breasts with dark round marble shaped nipples. Hairy pussy with dark meaty lips that tasted fresh. Around 5'2 with wide hips but a slim waist and a small arse typical of Chinese girls. Didnt get a name.


Saturday walk-in greeted by the male receptionist and asked for an hours massage. Out popped a slim Chinese girl didn't get a full look yet. Ushered into a room right by the front door of the establishment while she left me to get ready. Paid £60 for the hour deep tissue massage. Up-sold from £50 for relaxing massage.

Undressed, no visible towel so lay down on the very thin massage table. I wasn't going to wear a towel even if there was one. There is a monitor in the room which has a view of the reception area. Unusual to normal Chinese places they were playing regular music instead of Chinese music. Massage was done with gloves. It was OK but not sensual at all. Only towards then she was feeling up my balls while i started rubbing her pussy through her black gym / lulu lemon leggings. The girl has little to no English. Mimicked a hand job and taking off her clothes. Offered £60 for B2B which she accepted. She then said BJ and i said yes. We didn't agree pricing but i got up and gave £80 which she was happy with.

Started off OK by climbing on and some lip kissing but no tongue. Lately i have realised that Chinese massage girls are more open to kissing when clean shaven than when i have my usual short stubble beard. She makes her way down to my cock. BJ wasn't great, mostly licking the shaft and sucking just the head, all very slow and quiet. I offered to lick her pussy and she accepted, lay her down on the table. She was moaning but very quiet, the room was so close to the front reception area where the male receptionist was sitting and could occasionally hear people outside on the street. I assume he knows what goes on but its all very awkward, Also they don't lock the front door when at capacity so a few people did walk in to be rebuffed by the receptionist.

After a few mins i ask if we can fuck, offered £20 more and she produced a condom. Fucked in missionary but she was tight and limiting entry to start off. Feeling awkward about people hearing us we went at it slow till i eventually came. I could see and hear the receptionist talking to someone on the monitor so had a little performance anxiety due to how close they were. She Showered followed by me, a little chit chat about which days she works (only Saturday) and i was on my way. On the way out i had a fleeting glance at a more Milf-ier Chinese girl.

Summary:
Would i visit again? Probably not. While the girl was attractive, this place is out of the way for me. For massages I mostly go to a few usual spots after the gym and this place is not quick to get to for me / lack of fallback options i know of nearby. Based on the thread linked, this shop does seem like a place to get a massage + potential for FS. If i did go again would much prefer a room at the back.

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Offline 5amtheRam

The massage is £60 if you pay cash and she won’t ask for extra money - I never asked for extras initially and went for a genuine massage which btw she is really good at, it just just happened that one of the times she would do my inner thighs and just caress your Crown Jewels which then ended up in a HJ and once massage is done she just cleaned up and left.

She always does this going forward, nothing is discussed she does the massage and then when time comes do what you want - she has let me rub her pussy , suck on tits , slap her ass , b2b just not penetration

I always tip her £10-£20 but she did tell me to keep it on low

Thanks for this- I noticed she also works at the Askew road one as I saw her name on the list when looking about to what's near me-

What does she look like? Slim? Large? Pretty or no etc?

I'll pop a reveiw up here if/when I see her as Askew Rd is much closer to me than Norbury!

Offline Johnny

Was in the coulsdon area recently, after being ghosted somewhere else. Anyways, a series of unfortunate navigation events meant instead of my plan b I ended up in oriental massage coulsdon. Quite an exposed shop front, but I’m not a local. Annoyingly they are not discrete inside either- punters cross paths, punters are sat in the ground floor waiting room before being taken downstairs.
50 for 60, decent massage at firm pressure from a Chinese lady with your bog standard mum tum, push up bra under a jumper and white leggings. She really wasn’t doing anything for me and wasn’t very flirty at all, so I just paid 30 for HE. Strange technique with the annoying “staring off into space”, what was worse was that as soon as she saw me start to finish, out came the rather rough paper towels, which she wrapped round me as she continued tossing. Not a pleasant experience.

There was at least one other girl there plus the mamasan, but I wouldn’t bother heading back if I was passing through as it’s a bit of a treadmill.

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Visited Balance at Earl’s Court. Seems to be run by the same lady as Elements a few doors down as I saw her going into elements but sitting on the sofa of Balance when I was leaving.

Anyway, Kelly (I think) took me downstairs. Short and squat and not my usual preference but pleasant and I didn’t have much time so didn’t shop around. Heard at least a couple other girls there during my massage.

Massage for 50 for an hour and was delivered well. Light and teasing, half way through the question came. Agreed on 70 for b2b. She stripped to reveal a surprisingly attractive body. Let me play with all parts and even slip a couple fingers in. Popped and had a shower in the room.

Good attitude, nice conversation, great hj made up for the slight looks concern. I did ask about FS and she was definitely up for it but gave a confusing answer that made me believe I was going to be paying 120 for that alone so passed.

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Carrying over discussion:
Skyline in Lewisham, Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood and Akos in Edgware basically have the same business model and are the only three non-TCM shops in London I can think of these days (i.e. non-Chinese or Thai staff).

Akos/Natural Tree mix Chinese and foreigners.

The AThree lot?

There was a shop in Ealing Bdwy opposite the Chinese Wellbeing lot, possibly Blue Orchid but don't steamroll in with a boner expecting relief. Had some international girls on the menu.  Met a 20s latina who was a bit musty with nice curves and took a plating over a year back tho.

There will be a bunch of others dotted about, too many latinas in town for some not to washout as FT FS girls in a bhouse, plus all those desperate low wage immigrants needing to pay London rates.

What about some of those Afro hair and nail shops you spotted offering massage?

Perhaps best to cut this over to the parlour thread. Everyone's answers continue over there...

Further discussion reply below please
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Athree not been to in years, noting all reviews since have been dire.

As far as I'm aware, I'm the only person on this board who has swung the bat in a black hairdressers and had a massage there - was seen by a very legit Indian lady who appeared from the back and the terry towelling table cover gave me a very nasty skin infection.

There was a report by a SWERF group like 15 years ago that claimed there was "widespread" "hidden prostitution" "across London" "operating from" nail bars and the like but I've never seen or heard of any.

All my attempts at visiting anything 'promising' (e.g. black or Indian staff working out front) have been rebuffed with "women customers only".

Hope that helps.
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Athree not been to in years, noting all reviews since have been dire.

As far as I'm aware, I'm the only person on this board who has swung the bat in a black hairdressers and had a massage there - was seen by a very legit Indian lady who appeared from the back and the terry towelling table cover gave me a very nasty skin infection.

There was a report by a SWERF group like 15 years ago that claimed there was "widespread" "hidden prostitution" "across London" "operating from" nail bars and the like but I've never seen or heard of any.

All my attempts at visiting anything 'promising' (e.g. black or Indian staff working out front) have been rebuffed with "women customers only".

Hope that helps.

Had a couple of less severe skin reactions in ropey places I should've avoided just need to keep wits dialed to 10 for the presence of suitable hygiene safety.

Only seen the women only in areas perhaps higher concentration of female S Asians and some Muslim concentrations.

I do keep an eye out when passing Afro-Carib spas mentioningg massage. So far only seen real hefty matrons staffing so not enquired.