Author Topic: Mia - Acton Park - Massage Only  (Read 3820 times)

Offline Jackson49

As reviewed elsewhere, but I wanted to give her a try:
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Location: Incall, London W12
Price: £95 for 90 mins
Description of her place: nice flat, 1st floor or purpose-built flat, easy to find and decent massage table in her living room
Date: last Thursday evening

Description of Mia: very pretty, petite, slim, nice ample chest but modestly hidden, Romanian or Moldovan, excellent English. Late 20's or maybe 30?

Price and Service: candle massage, 90 mins for £95

Comms: via WhatsApp, clear and responsive, she also said 'no extras' via WhatsApp, as said in her ad and reported on here by other members. I asked about 'candle massage' and she said via WhatsApp it's a gentle massage with warm candlewax missed in with massage oil. She messaged me the flat number an hour before the appointment. Easy, friendly and efficient.

The Massage: Said hello, then asked to undress in the living room and Mia went into the kitchen, behind one of those plastic curtains things. Face down on the table, no towel placed on me as she poured warm wax and oil on my back and worked it in. Lovely. About 30 mins of heat and then went onto my legs. Excellent, but stayed far away from C&Bs. She asked hw the pressure was, I said it was great but if she could go softer. She did. Sensual light touches, so I thought maybe more was on offer in spite of what I'd heard and was told by her. (No, by the way!)
On the turn, a towel was placed over my midriff and chest as she did my legs. She did upper thighs, but again not close to C&Bs. I was hard face-up the entire time, which would have been noticeable - especially when the towel was moved higher to do the upper thighs and outside the hip area. Chest and stomach massage was lovely too and I was turned on massively.
She ended by doing 5 mins of fingertip and light fingernail touches all over me, which was insane. I could have burst. Unfortunately, there was no way extras were on offer.
She said thank you at the full 90 mins and offered a shower because of the candlewax mix on me. I took her up on that. I was happy, in spite of my blue balls.

So, if being teased is your thing, Mia is a good option in my opinion.
She also does outcalls to most of London.

Anyway, this is my first review on here after joining up last week, so I hope it's useful.

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Thanks for your first review and welcome to UKP  :drinks:

Offline Celtic 69

Good review Jackson.
All reviews & upto date info on previously reviewed masseuses is useful IMO even if they are completely legit.
Seen her x 2 myself (reviewed once as 2nd visit was identical to 1st).
Shame no HE still not on offer as her professional massage treatment is really good.
Haven't been back since but wouldn't rule it out.

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She ended by doing 5 mins of fingertip and light fingernail touches all over me, which was insane. I could have burst.
Unfortunately, there was no way extras were on offer.


Know what you mean, that's such a cruel thing to do to another human being.

Offline Tony Blair

Thanks for the review, saved me a trip.

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Offline electronicjimbob

Yes I had a similarly frustrating and disappointing experience with Mia. I went back 3 times but to no avail. Her WhatsApp messages hinted at something more, and she also offered “4 hands” with her friend, which led me to believe she may have a dirty side. Unfortunately I think she is a con. Her site and pictures and messaging suggest there will be something more, at least h/e, but no. I tried to write a bad review on ilovemassage and - interesting discovery! - it was edited into a really positive review. Avoid avoid avoid.

Offline fablondon

You just confirmed what I suspected, these I love massage reviews cannot be trusted at all which is a shame, wondering what proportion are completely fake - but providers pay to be listed so don't want to upset them....

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Yes I had a similarly frustrating and disappointing experience with Mia. I went back 3 times but to no avail. Her WhatsApp messages hinted at something more, and she also offered “4 hands” with her friend, which led me to believe she may have a dirty side. Unfortunately I think she is a con. Her site and pictures and messaging suggest there will be something more, at least h/e, but no. I tried to write a bad review on ilovemassage and - interesting discovery! - it was edited into a really positive review. Avoid avoid avoid.
Is there a reason you didn't post a review of her on here if you've seen her? that is what the site is all about after all and it wouldn't have been edited, others would have been warned about her.

Offline Stevelondon

Yes I had a similarly frustrating and disappointing experience with Mia. I went back 3 times but to no avail. Her WhatsApp messages hinted at something more, and she also offered “4 hands” with her friend, which led me to believe she may have a dirty side. Unfortunately I think she is a con. Her site and pictures and messaging suggest there will be something more, at least h/e, but no. I tried to write a bad review on ilovemassage and - interesting discovery! - it was edited into a really positive review. Avoid avoid avoid.

This is an interesting post. You went back again and again. Even though you had been told (I would assume at least three times) there would be no extras. But because you think there possibly could be, you feel conned. !!!

Why on earth would you even attempt to write a bad review on a legit service simply because you feel a tad miffed ?

Offline Celtic 69

More than interesting post.. I would agree Stevelondon.
Returned 3 times even after reading all other members reviews (inc mine probably) but completely unwilling to share anything with us after 4 visits to this massage therapist and no reviews on any other massage therapists for us to read. Had time to write a review on Ilovemassage but obviously not on this forum?
Now resurrecting this thread after 3 months?
Looks like a bit of fishing for info on a certain therapist is going on without any willingness to share in detail own experiences?
Would you like to reply electricjimbob?

Offline Stevelondon

More than interesting post.. I would agree Stevelondon.
Returned 3 times even after reading all other members reviews (inc mine probably) but completely unwilling to share anything with us after 4 visits to this massage therapist and no reviews on any other massage therapists for us to read. Had time to write a review on Ilovemassage but obviously not on this forum?
Now resurrecting this thread after 3 months?
Looks like a bit of fishing for info on a certain therapist is going on without any willingness to share in detail own experiences?
Would you like to reply electricjimbob?

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Offline electronicjimbob

Hi, I haven’t posted a review on here because those are the settings for my account for some reason. If there’s a way to change the settings please let me know as I have a few reviews I could share. I saw that there was a review of Mia a took the opportunity to share my experience by commenting. Not fishing for anything!

As for Mia, yes it was perhaps naive of me to try for a third time. I tend not to ask explicitly for extras. In her case, her ad, photos, and communications certainly give a certain impression that she might do more. For example, as I mentioned in my initial comment- the suggestion that she would do “4 hands” with a friend.

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Hi, I haven’t posted a review on here because those are the settings for my account for some reason. If there’s a way to change the settings please let me know as I have a few reviews I could share. I saw that there was a review of Mia a took the opportunity to share my experience by commenting. Not fishing for anything!

As for Mia, yes it was perhaps naive of me to try for a third time. I tend not to ask explicitly for extras. In her case, her ad, photos, and communications certainly give a certain impression that she might do more. For example, as I mentioned in my initial comment- the suggestion that she would do “4 hands” with a friend.

What's causing the posting problem? There are no settings on the site which would stop you posting reviews

Offline Celtic 69

Perhaps he's suffering from writers block??

Offline electronicjimbob

I simply can’t post reviews. There is no option for me to post a review, no button that says “post review” or whatever. Please feel free to tell me which buttons to press. You sound remarkably confident about how the site works. If you check my profile you’ll see that I’ve made many posts about massage, trying to contribute constructively to this site. I don’t have writers block; I post here as and when it’s useful. Plenty of recent experiences to share.

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I simply can’t post reviews. There is no option for me to post a review, no button that says “post review” or whatever. Please feel free to tell me which buttons to press. You sound remarkably confident about how the site works. If you check my profile you’ll see that I’ve made many posts about massage, trying to contribute constructively to this site. I don’t have writers block; I post here as and when it’s useful. Plenty of recent experiences to share.

From the home menu
Pick either a escort or massage review region (area you met the WG in)
Top of the next screen - hit new review



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Depending on what you are reviewing,I would hit “home” staring on the main page, the looking at either the massage or escort section, then choosing the region the meet happened, for example escort reviews….east midlands….

You will see the review page open, with all the previous reviews.
In the top right corner there’s a “new review” button! Hit that.

A page pops up…

Subject = the SP name, so if from adultwork, cut / paste exactly how it appears on adultwork

Rating by default is positive, you can change this from a drop down box if required.

The big review section I usually start with a link to the profile of the SP

Then start your review, not forgetting how long, how much, services requested/ agreed/ refused.
General location, not specific, was the room ok etc
Was the girl as described/ photos
The action
Would you return or recommend
As much detail as would help others

Let me find a guide …

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I simply can’t post reviews. There is no option for me to post a review, no button that says “post review” or whatever. Please feel free to tell me which buttons to press. You sound remarkably confident about how the site works. If you check my profile you’ll see that I’ve made many posts about massage, trying to contribute constructively to this site. I don’t have writers block; I post here as and when it’s useful. Plenty of recent experiences to share.

there's no special single button to post a new review.
Instead each area review board has it's own button.
So from the home page go
Home Page > Escort Reviews > click correct region below Escort Reviews > correct regional board opens, there's a "new review" button just above mid screen, on the right above the list of existing reviews

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there's no special single button to post a new review.
Instead each area review board has it's own button.
So from the home page go
Home Page > Escort Reviews > click correct region below Escort Reviews > correct regional board opens, there's a "new review" button just above mid screen, on the right above the list of existing reviews
I added photos to mine  :lol:

Offline electronicjimbob

Thank you! Really helpful. Will post more soon…

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« Last Edit: January 27, 2025, 10:08:35 am by scutty brown »

Offline Stevelondon

show off :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now now Scutty.
If you’re going to be helpful at least try and do it properly.

Like Iloveoral  :D :lol:

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pisstaking aside, ILO's post really should be a sticky
we get enough people asking the same question to make it sensible to do

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pisstaking aside, ILO's post really should be a sticky
we get enough people asking the same question to make it sensible to do
I did make a video ages ago too, but it was a bit long and dragged on a bit, but it did give the boss a giggle,  :lol:
I’ll get back on it and also a tidy guide, good idea on the sticky  :drinks: