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Middlesex County Council was disbanded when the 32 boroughs forming the new Greater London Council were formed on 1st April 1965.

I've never even heard of Denham.  Apparently it and other tiny bits of former Middlesex were ceded to Bucks, Herts and Berks in 1965 when the rest became Greater London, as you say.  Middlesex lives on as a cricket team and a postal area (sort of). 

Anyhoo... I think if you were looking to make a judgement call on this as a UKP Helper (I would say mod but I'd be shot) then it's fine to include in this thread as it's on the edge of London and only just inside Buckinghamshire.  If it was a full on review then it would have to go in the South East section rather than London.

Offline Munter84

I finally got around to trying Athree Spa in Ealing.
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Chanced a walk-in and saw Shusmitha, who is considerably plumper and less glamorous than her (probably fake) WhatsApp picture suggests. Paid £70 for 90 mins on the door and extras were offered abut 20 minutes into the massage, a whole menu of services was reeled off starting from HJ for +£30 to nude b2b and oral at +£130. Eventually negotiated nude OWO (but no CIM) for +£80. Both the massage and extras were only slightly better than okay, but it did the job and the masseuse was refreshingly polite and down-to-earth despite not exactly rocking my world. Room was rather cold, but the shower was decent. Shusmitha works most Saturdays and Mondays.

Offline Bangman

Thanks Munter84 for confirming Athree Spa are still using fake photos, the massaues arnt appealing, services are still poor, and still charging a fortune (I beleive you paid £150 in total for a average massage with hr and oral, wow)
« Last Edit: March 12, 2025, 11:57:54 am by Bangman »

Offline lougb1

Thanks Munter84 for confirming Athree Spa are still using fake photos, the massaues arnt appealing, services are still poor, and still charging a fortune (I beleive you paid £150 in total for a average massage with hr and oral, wow)

In fairness was 90mins spot so almost reasonable.  Thinks Imaani £100 hr massage and OWO happy ending

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Thanks Munter84 for confirming Athree Spa are still using fake photos, the massaues arnt appealing, services are still poor, and still charging a fortune (I beleive you paid £150 in total for a average massage with hr and oral, wow)

Yes indeed! Not the worst service or VFM ever, but little to really recommend it, unless South Asian ladies are your preference.

Offline aldoran12345

Went to "Nature and Health" today - £55 for a 45 min massage and was treated by Jayda. Nice Thai girl of, I guess, around 30 years of age, gorgeous face, not bad body either. Massage was ok, defo not prefunctory but just not particularly good. Horniness got he best of me and I handed over £150 for a fairly average tug from her naked and some body to body contact but it got the job done. Being able to shower in the room to get the oil off was a big plus. As others have said this place is very expensive considering what you get. I probably won't go back even though it was my second time there (last time was around a year ago) just because of the price. Didn't get to see the other girls working but apparently there are 5 and a mix of Asian and European girls. Ymmv

Offline OliverK

Following on from this conversation in the Maya, Red Rose, West Drayton thread...

I tried messaging them on WhatsApp but they said they don't do sensual massage.
Is it odd that they advertise on Vivastreet but they're legit...?  Is that normal?
I wonder if someone calls them they may give a different answer.  Some SPs don't like to put anything in writing, even on WhatsApp.

I tried calling them and Mou answered the phone.  She's still saying they don't offer sensual massage.
Strange that they've chosen to advertise on Vivastreet.

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Look's like there's a new Indian SP in West Kensington.  Would be good if the photo is genuine.  Anyone have any intel?

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Brand new ad only 3 days old in Ealing, beautiful face:

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Went to "Nature and Health" today - £55 for a 45 min massage and was treated by Jayda. Nice Thai girl of, I guess, around 30 years of age, gorgeous face, not bad body either. Massage was ok, defo not prefunctory but just not particularly good. Horniness got he best of me and I handed over £150 for a fairly average tug from her naked and some body to body contact but it got the job done. Being able to shower in the room to get the oil off was a big plus. As others have said this place is very expensive considering what you get. I probably won't go back even though it was my second time there (last time was around a year ago) just because of the price. Didn't get to see the other girls working but apparently there are 5 and a mix of Asian and European girls. Ymmv

205 total?

Offline lougb1

I tried calling them and Mou answered the phone.  She's still saying they don't offer sensual massage.
Strange that they've chosen to advertise on Vivastreet.

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Yes £60 ph on ad and initial sms response,  so will they won't they still applies, TOFTT and find out me thinks??

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Offline OliverK

Yes £60 ph on ad and initial sms response,  so will they won't they still applies, TOFTT and find out me thinks??

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Tempting isn't it....?

Offline beastmaster

Tempting isn't it....?

Not at £150 for basic B2B - that's ridiculous IMHO.

Offline lougb1

Not at £150 for basic B2B - that's ridiculous IMHO.

Totally agree when for £160 I can be fucking 4 SPs at Phoenix party or £150 I can be working Caribbean Janee into a soggy frenzy!

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Offline OliverK

Not at £150 for basic B2B - that's ridiculous IMHO.

Is that what it was?
I didn't notice tbh and now the ad seems to have disappeared....

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Skyline
girl: Celine - Afgan

slim size 8 ish around 5 ft 5. Dark skin, looks decent to me. Breasts probably a C cup with large thick nipples.

Price £50 b2b

Massage given was alright although I didn't really care about it. I gave some instructions during b2b which she followed and made the b2b alright. She let me touch her and suck on her breasts. Hand relief technique wasn't the best I've had. Overall decent experience.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2025, 02:43:22 pm by FlaccidChimp »

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Not sure where to put this.
Do we have a thread for the deluded and deranged?   :crazy:  :lol:

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Not sure where to put this.
Do we have a thread for the deluded and deranged?   :crazy:  :lol:

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The question is, does he actually get any bookings?

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The question is, does he actually get any bookings?

Well if he does, then we should all be on there!

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Morning, has any recently had pleasure of Barbara?

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Morning, has any recently had pleasure of Barbara?

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Known for her popularity as a sought-after therapist, Barbara’s gentle touch and caring demeanor create a healing experience that goes beyond physical relief.

I bet. Promising.

Offline SpunkStreet

White Lily Spa Soho.

Popped into here the other night and ended up with a 4 hand massage. I opted for 30mins which was £80. Paid up and had a soft but sensual massage from Lina (Thai Lady) and Ana (Rom looking girl but fit)

After about 15mins they offered extras. Crazy prices guys!! Offered me HE for £100 each :wackogirl: Then HE naked with kissing and touching everywhere for £200 each. Bonkers!! I really needed to shoot my shot as I wasn't sure if I'd get the chance to punt again whilst in London so in the end I paid another £50 for HE. Over the odds I know but little head took over for that moment. £130 for 30mins rub and tug. All purely brought out because of a last minute plan change and desperation punting. The vibe was really off after the back and forth of offers whilst I'm lying on the table in my birthday suit. The HE was below average from them and had to help them out trying to keep my wood by wanking my cock a bit. Eventually finished but it was mostly me as I couldn't get full erect from the shitty vibe and just crap feeling of not being able to relax, spending too much money and the ever growing problem of me not being able to get fully hard unless I have a blue pill which I didn't have as I didn't think I'd need one for just a rub and tug. All in all a shitty punt which left me feeling flat, out of pocket and angry with them and my cock, I made my way back to my 'new planned' weekend. Sorry for the long winded rant style post but needed to vent. A slight shame as the Romanian girl Ana was a bit of me too, but yeah, White Lily Spa, don't, just don't.

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Offline PatrickCarnes

They have another VS ad too so running at least 2 numbers.  Texts via both was poor, possibly managed by duty ladies rather than off-site call-taker.
Stopped by, modern refurb, looks tidy, clinical with a potted plant and some pastel accents inside.  50 for 60 mins. Chinese matron late 30s+ on duty was pudgy and 5'.  The kind of face that means you unconsciously enquire about massage options in a disinterested way and not ask about extras. OK English and friendly.  Apparently only her on duty but at least 2 rooms on prem.  Unsurprisingly different ladies will work different days.   Bid her good day and left, saved cash for another day with regular.
Bit out of the way to drop in on the off chance to suss out the rest of the rota.  Those of you with personal transport can try M, T, W, F, Sat, Sun to see who else is about over the next couple of weeks and report back.

Stopped by on Saturday to enquire. One woman 30s/40s on reception, broken English. Said she was the only one on duty when I asked if any other ladies were available. Face looked like it had been smashed in by a wok and had rotten teeth. She's there Friday/Saturday. She showed me the massage oil she uses and started getting giggly when I flirtily asked her where exactly she would massage me, so possibility of extras here.

Rooms do indeed look well appointed.

As I was about to leave a cute young thing, slim, no tits, appeared out of a door, dressed in t-shirt and trackies. If she's working I would go back and sample her but not the other one.

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Stopped by on Saturday to enquire. One woman 30s/40s on reception, broken English. Said she was the only one on duty when I asked if any other ladies were available. Face looked like it had been smashed in by a wok and had rotten teeth. She's there Friday/Saturday. She showed me the massage oil she uses and started getting giggly when I flirtily asked her where exactly she would massage me, so possibility of extras here.

Rooms do indeed look well appointed.

As I was about to leave a cute young thing, slim, no tits, appeared out of a door, dressed in t-shirt and trackies. If she's working I would go back and sample her but not the other one.

Thanks for update.  GL trying the youngster.

Offline Pillowtalk

I reviewed this place in May 2022 and found it to be a complete rip off joint, so not much has changed.
Several members commented on my review and suggested it was well-known as a rip off joint!
Caveat emptor.

Offline Saltnpepper

Afternoon guys, has anybody seen Amanda before in San Ling ? I curious about this place but I'm not trying to see a BB'er

Offline ceridan99

I bet. Promising.
I did message them asking if I could expect any extras such as B2B to be available and got a response saying "we only offer professional massages". Response that suggests that such services aren't available but didn't directly say no.

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I did message them asking if I could expect any extras such as B2B to be available and got a response saying "we only offer professional massages". Response that suggests that such services aren't available but didn't directly say no.
Is there a reason you’ve not contributed a review in 6 years please ?

Offline OliverK

I did message them asking if I could expect any extras such as B2B to be available and got a response saying "we only offer professional massages". Response that suggests that such services aren't available but didn't directly say no.
I've tried that too.
They refuse to confirm which therapists offer extras and which ones don't.
I would guess that more than half of them do but that's just a guess.

Offline Outcallguy

There is a post on here about perfect London massage. Most of the ladies he's seen are legit.
So I wouldn't waste your time.

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See this very positively reviewed SP is currently in Wimbledon - will attempt to see her tomorrow...
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Offline DickiePunting

Thought I would share a couple of recent visits…to new places I’ve not tried before.

1) Tea Talk - near Waterloo

Thought I’d give this place a try. Much more discrete than the two on the cut. Hardly any footfall when I visited last Tuesday. Walked in and lady from the back calls around.

Lady: Emily and I immediately regretted going in. Was hoping she might just be the front of house lady. She ended up being my masseuse. Plump and short. Good English. Shortish bob hair. Ages.. 40s…

Massage - nothing to write home about. No massage per sei. Rubbish actually

Extras -within 15mins turnover and discussion.  I ended up having a topless handjob which was a real struggle to get over the line. She put some alchohol ok my hands as she allowed touching her Crown Jewels but no fingers inside. Sucking on her was allowed but no kissing. I paid £35 for 30mins + £70 for topless hj.  :thumbsdown:

Shower in the room and showered.

Would not go back.

2) the new Yo Spa near old street.

I saw a short review but was nearby so decided to give this a go. New shop. Was taken downstairs where the ceiling was low. The front of house lady said Shes got a new
Girl working from Japan. (Yeah right I thought!)

Lady - she had Asian features. She’s called Ari. Long hair and fairly attractive. Looked young but I would guess between late 20s/early 30s. Very good English. Funny accent that led me to believe she might not be Japanese but from Central Asia. (At the end she mentioned she spoke Russian…)

Massage - competent. Got the knots and had sensual at times. £40 for 30mins.  :thumbsup:

Extras - quoted 40/60. So went with the £60 where she got fully naked and gave a decent hj. She also climbed on bored so I could have a good go at her b cup boobs. Very enjoyable. Then as she got into it I asked if she kissed. Initially it was small kisses with little tongue action. But as time went by and I assume she wanted me to cum she went for full on DFK. Not sure if anything else is on offfer.  But I did enjoy this.

Would go back

As I was walking around I came across another nee place which I’ll add to my list to visit. “pure wellness spa” on St John’s street in Farringdon. (It’s so new it’s not even on google maps!)

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Thought I would share a couple of recent visits…to new places I’ve not tried before.

1) Tea Talk - near Waterloo

Thought I’d give this place a try. Much more discrete than the two on the cut. Hardly any footfall when I visited last Tuesday. Walked in and lady from the back calls around.

Lady: Emily and I immediately regretted going in. Was hoping she might just be the front of house lady. She ended up being my masseuse. Plump and short. Good English. Shortish bob hair. Ages.. 40s…

Massage - nothing to write home about. No massage per sei. Rubbish actually

Extras -within 15mins turnover and discussion.  I ended up having a topless handjob which was a real struggle to get over the line. She put some alchohol ok my hands as she allowed touching her Crown Jewels but no fingers inside. Sucking on her was allowed but no kissing. I paid £35 for 30mins + £70 for topless hj.  :thumbsdown:

Shower in the room and showered.

Would not go back.

2) the new Yo Spa near old street.

I saw a short review but was nearby so decided to give this a go. New shop. Was taken downstairs where the ceiling was low. The front of house lady said Shes got a new
Girl working from Japan. (Yeah right I thought!)

Lady - she had Asian features. She’s called Ari. Long hair and fairly attractive. Looked young but I would guess between late 20s/early 30s. Very good English. Funny accent that led me to believe she might not be Japanese but from Central Asia. (At the end she mentioned she spoke Russian…)

Massage - competent. Got the knots and had sensual at times. £40 for 30mins.  :thumbsup:

Extras - quoted 40/60. So went with the £60 where she got fully naked and gave a decent hj. She also climbed on bored so I could have a good go at her b cup boobs. Very enjoyable. Then as she got into it I asked if she kissed. Initially it was small kisses with little tongue action. But as time went by and I assume she wanted me to cum she went for full on DFK. Not sure if anything else is on offfer.  But I did enjoy this.

Would go back

As I was walking around I came across another nee place which I’ll add to my list to visit. “pure wellness spa” on St John’s street in Farringdon. (It’s so new it’s not even on google maps!)

Ari sounds very much like Ari Thai (actually Mongolian and a Russian speaker) that occasionally works Skyline and a place in West Kensington. Seen her a few times now and she is pretty good VFM.

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Could well be Mongolian.  :thumbsup:

I should have also added she works Tuesdays and Fridays apparently.

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Ari sounds very much like Ari Thai (actually Mongolian and a Russian speaker) that occasionally works Skyline and a place in West Kensington. Seen her a few times now and she is pretty good VFM.

Ari Mongolian really?  Not confusing her with someone else?
A few of us also exchanged experiences after ElNukky first mentioned her earlier in Oct '23:
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Ari Mongolian really?  Not confusing her with someone else?
A few of us also exchanged experiences after ElNukky first mentioned her earlier in Oct '23:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg3958016#msg3958016

That’s what she told me. She sure as hell isn’t Thai  ;)

 Obviously we need to take everything these girls say with a pinch of salt but Mongolian isn’t exactly the nationality you’d pick if you wanted to sound glamorous, and it does make some sense with her look and accent.

I’m assuming we’re talking about the same girl here. Apologies if I’ve confused things, but im definitely talking about ‘Ari Thai’ from Skyline

Offline Munter84

Venus Relax Therapy Centre, South Ealing

I had a return visit to Athree Spa booked, but due to a small but genuine personal emergency couldn't make my appointment. I popped in later anyway on the off chance, and saw Veena and another lady who I think must be Dilky. Both about 10 years older and much less glamorous than their WA profiles suggest, and in the event they were both fully booked for the next few hours. I made my apologies and beat a retreat.

I wandered South and, with little brain navigating, found myself stepping into Venus Relax Therapy Centre. An OK-looking Chinese woman, who I would place around 50, took £50 for 1 hour on the door. A decent and teasing massage followed and I paid a further £30 for HE. On the way out she mentioned there are two masseuses in each day, and the rota changes frequently - so, par for the course for these establishments.

Nothing much to write home about but it scratched an itch.

Offline OliverK

Venus Relax Therapy Centre, South Ealing

I had a return visit to Athree Spa booked, but due to a small but genuine personal emergency couldn't make my appointment. I popped in later anyway on the off chance, and saw Veena and another lady who I think must be Dilky. Both about 10 years older and much less glamorous than their WA profiles suggest.

Athree are infamous for this.
They send you WhatsApp photos of beautiful 19 year-old Indian girls and when you arrive they're podgy mums with no figure at all.
They did that to me and I complained to them about it when I arrived.
It seems like the only way you'll get to see a genuine 19 year-old Indian is via Red Rose.

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Akos Massage Therapy - Edgware

2025 Review, been twice Feb and March

Price
£30 for 30 mins. £30 for HE. Total £60

Location
Massage Shop on a busy(ish) high street. Location is not discrete but I do feel that due to the fact the High Street itself is busy, no one is looking at a random guy slip into a massage shop. I am never concerned when I nip in

Communications
No comms per se. This was a walk up

Masseuse
Total Lucky Dip, the last time was a 30yo Chinese Lady

Experience
So I think this place must be getting busier or massage parlours in general are getting busier, as I had a similar experience at another place.... The provider was nice enough but the issue was it was BUSY outside with 1 or 2 clients in reception. Maybe there were 3 ladies working and they were shouting to one another, trying to manage the clients I guess. All of this led to a shite experience.... I am not a quick cummer but trying to unload whilst over hearing the next punter in reception is not for me.....
I guess for the cheaper price, you have to accept this? I am going to seek someone who provides service from an apartment or something next time. I'd happily pay more for a more intimate experience

Pro’s
Some massage skills


Con’s
Hearing punters in reception!

WBW
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Brand new ad only 3 days old in Ealing, beautiful face:

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This number is linked to Erica’s place in West Ealing. The photos are always grossly inacurate. Erica’s photos of herself are hilarious. She’s a unit.

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How busy is time of day dependent.  Girls here and elsewhere have mentioned how quiet it has been in unprompted and resigned passing chatter that isn't some whinny patter to drive over-priced quotes.  Much more often than not I've been the only one on prem and the naff ones are grumping about whilst the nicer ones are chittering or keeping to themselves on their phones.  In the case of Akos and Natural Tree opposite they get busy at commute times/early eve on weekdays.

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Akos Massage Therapy - Edgware

2025 Review, been twice Feb and March
As this comes over as a review of the establishment not an individual SP I've merged it with the correct thread.

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Thought I would share a couple of recent visits…to new places I’ve not tried before.

1) Tea Talk - near Waterloo

Thought I’d give this place a try. Much more discrete than the two on the cut. Hardly any footfall when I visited last Tuesday. Walked in and lady from the back calls around.

Lady: Emily and I immediately regretted going in. Was hoping she might just be the front of house lady. She ended up being my masseuse. Plump and short. Good English. Shortish bob hair. Ages.. 40s…

Massage - nothing to write home about. No massage per sei. Rubbish actually

Extras -within 15mins turnover and discussion.  I ended up having a topless handjob which was a real struggle to get over the line. She put some alchohol ok my hands as she allowed touching her Crown Jewels but no fingers inside. Sucking on her was allowed but no kissing. I paid £35 for 30mins + £70 for topless hj.  :thumbsdown:

Shower in the room and showered.

Would not go back.

2) the new Yo Spa near old street.

I saw a short review but was nearby so decided to give this a go. New shop. Was taken downstairs where the ceiling was low. The front of house lady said Shes got a new
Girl working from Japan. (Yeah right I thought!)

Lady - she had Asian features. She’s called Ari. Long hair and fairly attractive. Looked young but I would guess between late 20s/early 30s. Very good English. Funny accent that led me to believe she might not be Japanese but from Central Asia. (At the end she mentioned she spoke Russian…)

Massage - competent. Got the knots and had sensual at times. £40 for 30mins.  :thumbsup:

Extras - quoted 40/60. So went with the £60 where she got fully naked and gave a decent hj. She also climbed on bored so I could have a good go at her b cup boobs. Very enjoyable. Then as she got into it I asked if she kissed. Initially it was small kisses with little tongue action. But as time went by and I assume she wanted me to cum she went for full on DFK. Not sure if anything else is on offfer.  But I did enjoy this.

Would go back

As I was walking around I came across another nee place which I’ll add to my list to visit. “pure wellness spa” on St John’s street in Farringdon. (It’s so new it’s not even on google maps!)

Would be interested to know about the Farringdon one, looking at Google maps (it's on there now) it looks quite legit

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River Kwai Leytonstone had a big sign in the window today for 'Wonderful Wednesdays' tomorrow, 40 an hour.

"No Royalty Card" it says beneath though  :sarcastic:

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The first time I went for a deep tissue massage which I expected to be legit (one hour £65) and was surprised to have the towel removed almost immediately by a middle aged Thai masseuse.  Good massage, some CC swipes and RU.  After the flip she offered topless for £50 and once accepted removed her top to reveal good looking natural Bs and gave a very satisfying happy ending.  She stressed that she shouldn’t be doing it but that didn’t seem too convincing.  Shower offered at end.

I was in the area again a few weeks ago on a Monday evening and had a different masseuse - from Poland (Julia I think).  Similar start but on the flip she offered fully nude B2B for £80.  She has a lovely soft body and gave a really B2B and HE to finish on her breasts.  She showered at the end before I did with a fresh towel given. 
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Offline PatrickCarnes

Thanks for update.  GL trying the youngster.

Update on Wellbeing Massage Hither Green.

Went in on a Monday. I was going to take a massage whoever was there.

On reception there was a decent looking Chinese. Straight away she asked if I had an appointment. No. Are you available? She says I have a nice lady for you. She calls out a woman from the massage room who had weirdly ducked in there when I walked into the shop. There's also a Western guy hanging around behind the reception.

The available woman is Chinese, plain and does nothing for me. Aged 30s to 40s. I take the massage knowing I'm not going to be parting with any cash for extras. £50 for 1 hour massage.

I strip naked face down on the massage table. The room is clean, large, with a shower. The lady's name is Summer.

Half way through she whispers in my ear if I want extras. I say no and she starts apologising profusely for asking.

The massage is just about worth the 50 notes. I can hear the guy and the woman on reception talking outside.

As I was leaving I asked the woman on reception if she does massage. She says yes. She had a booking from someone at the time I walked in but they didn't show up. Damn, I would've taken her for the massage and extras. Her name is Tina.

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Hello everyone,

 Skyline health - E14 - near crossharbour

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Renewed my membership after a while so apologies for the no reviews. Going to drop a few quick ones I've experienced over the past year and a half just to help out.

Skyline.

Easy parking in Asda carpark.

Seems like they have quite a few masseuses on offer. Of course some better than others (looks wise)

I've made a note of the ones I enjoyed and experiences.


Apologies but I don't remember the pricing exactly from the top of my head

Mina and Sophie - not attractive at all (my taste)

Shop massage price for room £45 i think for the hour

Ivy - good looking but expensive and only does OW. I think she was around £70-80 for it which seemed high to me anyway

Lucy - I think shes quite old with a lot of make up. AMAAAZZZINNNGGGG BJ like woah kind all the twisty stuff and massage is really good. TBH i think I'd ony go for her now as I haven't been able to experience the others. There are many that are slim and they seem to be rotating their girls a lot.



Ivy - good looking but expensive compared to others.

« Last Edit: April 22, 2025, 05:46:26 pm by daviemac »

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 Woodford Health - South woodford 

Again, back after a while so giving quick reviews to help

This seems to be my new go-to spot. Visited twice now

Women are as expected 30s-40s which is pretty old for my preference

Parking is really easy. Side roads are like 50p for an hour and they have a bay at the back which fits one car.

Discreet

I visited twice and got the name of one and forgot the other. The girls provide FS seems like.

Massage is pretty mid tbh. One of the girls i saw Hannah I think. Typical older chinese mum looking body was pretty good with the massage and attentive BJ OWO. The other I forgot her name but I think it was Lucy. Nice body again pretty old and only does OW but does do FS.

Price aroudn 45 for an hour and extras was 60-70 i think
« Last Edit: April 23, 2025, 12:28:29 am by daviemac »

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Jenny - Sakura Massage - Ilford

This place is really strange. I feel like it's a thing for them to be really rude and uninterested at the counter. They all seem to hate the job.

Place is mixed with different types of girls. Some really old and I think there's only two young girls (Jenny and Lucy/Lisa forgot the name)

Jenny I find really attractive - I saw a review of someone saying she's not but I think she definitely is and give her a solid 7 or 8/10. Her massage skills are terrible and shes really lazy. I think because I've seen her quite a few times she yaps a lot which is annoying. She does give me OWO but her skills are terrible sadly  to the point where I don't even bust with her. The cost is like 70 as far as I remmeber

Lucy/Lisa really small who i had mixed expereinces with. Sometimes shes super active other times really angry. Does provide HJ and said she'd do oral if I have a condom. Her massage is really good when she's bothered. I remember once she was being lazy and said your body doesn't need a full thai which was crazy

Alltogether I think I spend around 110 when I visit
« Last Edit: April 22, 2025, 05:43:32 pm by daviemac »