London massage shop mini reviews

[SpunkStreet]

White Lily Spa Soho.

Popped into here the other night and ended up with a 4 hand massage. I opted for 30mins which was £80. Paid up and had a soft but sensual massage from Lina (Thai Lady) and Ana (Rom looking girl but fit)

After about 15mins they offered extras. Crazy prices guys!! Offered me HE for £100 each Then HE naked with kissing and touching everywhere for £200 each. Bonkers!! I really needed to shoot my shot as I wasn't sure if I'd get the chance to punt again whilst in London so in the end I paid another £50 for HE. Over the odds I know but little head took over for that moment. £130 for 30mins rub and tug. All purely brought out because of a last minute plan change and desperation punting. The vibe was really off after the back and forth of offers whilst I'm lying on the table in my birthday suit. The HE was below average from them and had to help them out trying to keep my wood by wanking my cock a bit. Eventually finished but it was mostly me as I couldn't get full erect from the shitty vibe and just crap feeling of not being able to relax, spending too much money and the ever growing problem of me not being able to get fully hard unless I have a blue pill which I didn't have as I didn't think I'd need one for just a rub and tug. All in all a shitty punt which left me feeling flat, out of pocket and angry with them and my cock, I made my way back to my 'new planned' weekend. Sorry for the long winded rant style post but needed to vent. A slight shame as the Romanian girl Ana was a bit of me too, but yeah, White Lily Spa, don't, just don't.

SS

[PatrickCarnes]

They have another VS ad too so running at least 2 numbers.  Texts via both was poor, possibly managed by duty ladies rather than off-site call-taker.
Stopped by, modern refurb, looks tidy, clinical with a potted plant and some pastel accents inside.  50 for 60 mins. Chinese matron late 30s+ on duty was pudgy and 5'.  The kind of face that means you unconsciously enquire about massage options in a disinterested way and not ask about extras. OK English and friendly.  Apparently only her on duty but at least 2 rooms on prem.  Unsurprisingly different ladies will work different days.   Bid her good day and left, saved cash for another day with regular.
Bit out of the way to drop in on the off chance to suss out the rest of the rota.  Those of you with personal transport can try M, T, W, F, Sat, Sun to see who else is about over the next couple of weeks and report back.

Stopped by on Saturday to enquire. One woman 30s/40s on reception, broken English. Said she was the only one on duty when I asked if any other ladies were available. Face looked like it had been smashed in by a wok and had rotten teeth. She's there Friday/Saturday. She showed me the massage oil she uses and started getting giggly when I flirtily asked her where exactly she would massage me, so possibility of extras here.

Rooms do indeed look well appointed.

As I was about to leave a cute young thing, slim, no tits, appeared out of a door, dressed in t-shirt and trackies. If she's working I would go back and sample her but not the other one.

[LLPunting]

Stopped by on Saturday to enquire. One woman 30s/40s on reception, broken English. Said she was the only one on duty when I asked if any other ladies were available. Face looked like it had been smashed in by a wok and had rotten teeth. She's there Friday/Saturday. She showed me the massage oil she uses and started getting giggly when I flirtily asked her where exactly she would massage me, so possibility of extras here.

Rooms do indeed look well appointed.

As I was about to leave a cute young thing, slim, no tits, appeared out of a door, dressed in t-shirt and trackies. If she's working I would go back and sample her but not the other one.

Thanks for update.  GL trying the youngster.

[Pillowtalk]

I reviewed this place in May 2022 and found it to be a complete rip off joint, so not much has changed.
Several members commented on my review and suggested it was well-known as a rip off joint!
Caveat emptor.

[Saltnpepper]

Afternoon guys, has anybody seen Amanda before in San Ling ? I curious about this place but I'm not trying to see a BB'er

[DickiePunting]

Thought I would share a couple of recent visits…to new places I’ve not tried before.

1) Tea Talk - near Waterloo

Thought I’d give this place a try. Much more discrete than the two on the cut. Hardly any footfall when I visited last Tuesday. Walked in and lady from the back calls around.

Lady: Emily and I immediately regretted going in. Was hoping she might just be the front of house lady. She ended up being my masseuse. Plump and short. Good English. Shortish bob hair. Ages.. 40s…

Massage - nothing to write home about. No massage per sei. Rubbish actually

Extras -within 15mins turnover and discussion.  I ended up having a topless handjob which was a real struggle to get over the line. She put some alchohol ok my hands as she allowed touching her Crown Jewels but no fingers inside. Sucking on her was allowed but no kissing. I paid £35 for 30mins + £70 for topless hj. 

Shower in the room and showered.

Would not go back.

2) the new Yo Spa near old street.

I saw a short review but was nearby so decided to give this a go. New shop. Was taken downstairs where the ceiling was low. The front of house lady said Shes got a new
Girl working from Japan. (Yeah right I thought!)

Lady - she had Asian features. She’s called Ari. Long hair and fairly attractive. Looked young but I would guess between late 20s/early 30s. Very good English. Funny accent that led me to believe she might not be Japanese but from Central Asia. (At the end she mentioned she spoke Russian…)

Massage - competent. Got the knots and had sensual at times. £40 for 30mins. 

Extras - quoted 40/60. So went with the £60 where she got fully naked and gave a decent hj. She also climbed on bored so I could have a good go at her b cup boobs. Very enjoyable. Then as she got into it I asked if she kissed. Initially it was small kisses with little tongue action. But as time went by and I assume she wanted me to cum she went for full on DFK. Not sure if anything else is on offfer.  But I did enjoy this.

Would go back

As I was walking around I came across another nee place which I’ll add to my list to visit. “pure wellness spa” on St John’s street in Farringdon. (It’s so new it’s not even on google maps!)

[y101y]

Thought I would share a couple of recent visits…to new places I’ve not tried before.

1) Tea Talk - near Waterloo

Thought I’d give this place a try. Much more discrete than the two on the cut. Hardly any footfall when I visited last Tuesday. Walked in and lady from the back calls around.

Lady: Emily and I immediately regretted going in. Was hoping she might just be the front of house lady. She ended up being my masseuse. Plump and short. Good English. Shortish bob hair. Ages.. 40s…

Massage - nothing to write home about. No massage per sei. Rubbish actually

Extras -within 15mins turnover and discussion.  I ended up having a topless handjob which was a real struggle to get over the line. She put some alchohol ok my hands as she allowed touching her Crown Jewels but no fingers inside. Sucking on her was allowed but no kissing. I paid £35 for 30mins + £70 for topless hj. 

Shower in the room and showered.

Would not go back.

2) the new Yo Spa near old street.

I saw a short review but was nearby so decided to give this a go. New shop. Was taken downstairs where the ceiling was low. The front of house lady said Shes got a new
Girl working from Japan. (Yeah right I thought!)

Lady - she had Asian features. She’s called Ari. Long hair and fairly attractive. Looked young but I would guess between late 20s/early 30s. Very good English. Funny accent that led me to believe she might not be Japanese but from Central Asia. (At the end she mentioned she spoke Russian…)

Massage - competent. Got the knots and had sensual at times. £40 for 30mins. 

Extras - quoted 40/60. So went with the £60 where she got fully naked and gave a decent hj. She also climbed on bored so I could have a good go at her b cup boobs. Very enjoyable. Then as she got into it I asked if she kissed. Initially it was small kisses with little tongue action. But as time went by and I assume she wanted me to cum she went for full on DFK. Not sure if anything else is on offfer.  But I did enjoy this.

Would go back

As I was walking around I came across another nee place which I’ll add to my list to visit. “pure wellness spa” on St John’s street in Farringdon. (It’s so new it’s not even on google maps!)

Ari sounds very much like Ari Thai (actually Mongolian and a Russian speaker) that occasionally works Skyline and a place in West Kensington. Seen her a few times now and she is pretty good VFM.

[DickiePunting]

Could well be Mongolian. 

I should have also added she works Tuesdays and Fridays apparently.

[LLPunting]

Ari sounds very much like Ari Thai (actually Mongolian and a Russian speaker) that occasionally works Skyline and a place in West Kensington. Seen her a few times now and she is pretty good VFM.

Ari Mongolian really?  Not confusing her with someone else?
A few of us also exchanged experiences after ElNukky first mentioned her earlier in Oct '23:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg3958016#msg3958016

[y101y]

Ari Mongolian really?  Not confusing her with someone else?
A few of us also exchanged experiences after ElNukky first mentioned her earlier in Oct '23:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg3958016#msg3958016

That’s what she told me. She sure as hell isn’t Thai 

 Obviously we need to take everything these girls say with a pinch of salt but Mongolian isn’t exactly the nationality you’d pick if you wanted to sound glamorous, and it does make some sense with her look and accent.

I’m assuming we’re talking about the same girl here. Apologies if I’ve confused things, but im definitely talking about ‘Ari Thai’ from Skyline

[Munter84]

Venus Relax Therapy Centre, South Ealing

I had a return visit to Athree Spa booked, but due to a small but genuine personal emergency couldn't make my appointment. I popped in later anyway on the off chance, and saw Veena and another lady who I think must be Dilky. Both about 10 years older and much less glamorous than their WA profiles suggest, and in the event they were both fully booked for the next few hours. I made my apologies and beat a retreat.

I wandered South and, with little brain navigating, found myself stepping into Venus Relax Therapy Centre. An OK-looking Chinese woman, who I would place around 50, took £50 for 1 hour on the door. A decent and teasing massage followed and I paid a further £30 for HE. On the way out she mentioned there are two masseuses in each day, and the rota changes frequently - so, par for the course for these establishments.

Nothing much to write home about but it scratched an itch.

[OliverK]

Venus Relax Therapy Centre, South Ealing

I had a return visit to Athree Spa booked, but due to a small but genuine personal emergency couldn't make my appointment. I popped in later anyway on the off chance, and saw Veena and another lady who I think must be Dilky. Both about 10 years older and much less glamorous than their WA profiles suggest.

Athree are infamous for this.
They send you WhatsApp photos of beautiful 19 year-old Indian girls and when you arrive they're podgy mums with no figure at all.
They did that to me and I complained to them about it when I arrived.
It seems like the only way you'll get to see a genuine 19 year-old Indian is via Red Rose.

[wheeliebinwanking]

Akos Massage Therapy - Edgware

2025 Review, been twice Feb and March

Price
£30 for 30 mins. £30 for HE. Total £60

Location
Massage Shop on a busy(ish) high street. Location is not discrete but I do feel that due to the fact the High Street itself is busy, no one is looking at a random guy slip into a massage shop. I am never concerned when I nip in

Communications
No comms per se. This was a walk up

Masseuse
Total Lucky Dip, the last time was a 30yo Chinese Lady

Experience
So I think this place must be getting busier or massage parlours in general are getting busier, as I had a similar experience at another place.... The provider was nice enough but the issue was it was BUSY outside with 1 or 2 clients in reception. Maybe there were 3 ladies working and they were shouting to one another, trying to manage the clients I guess. All of this led to a shite experience.... I am not a quick cummer but trying to unload whilst over hearing the next punter in reception is not for me.....
I guess for the cheaper price, you have to accept this? I am going to seek someone who provides service from an apartment or something next time. I'd happily pay more for a more intimate experience

Pro’s
Some massage skills


Con’s
Hearing punters in reception!

WBW

[LLPunting]

How busy is time of day dependent.  Girls here and elsewhere have mentioned how quiet it has been in unprompted and resigned passing chatter that isn't some whinny patter to drive over-priced quotes.  Much more often than not I've been the only one on prem and the naff ones are grumping about whilst the nicer ones are chittering or keeping to themselves on their phones.  In the case of Akos and Natural Tree opposite they get busy at commute times/early eve on weekdays.

[daviemac]

Akos Massage Therapy - Edgware

2025 Review, been twice Feb and March

As this comes over as a review of the establishment not an individual SP I've merged it with the correct thread.

[Gsepassion]

Thought I would share a couple of recent visits…to new places I’ve not tried before.

1) Tea Talk - near Waterloo

Thought I’d give this place a try. Much more discrete than the two on the cut. Hardly any footfall when I visited last Tuesday. Walked in and lady from the back calls around.

Lady: Emily and I immediately regretted going in. Was hoping she might just be the front of house lady. She ended up being my masseuse. Plump and short. Good English. Shortish bob hair. Ages.. 40s…

Massage - nothing to write home about. No massage per sei. Rubbish actually

Extras -within 15mins turnover and discussion.  I ended up having a topless handjob which was a real struggle to get over the line. She put some alchohol ok my hands as she allowed touching her Crown Jewels but no fingers inside. Sucking on her was allowed but no kissing. I paid £35 for 30mins + £70 for topless hj. 

Shower in the room and showered.

Would not go back.

2) the new Yo Spa near old street.

I saw a short review but was nearby so decided to give this a go. New shop. Was taken downstairs where the ceiling was low. The front of house lady said Shes got a new
Girl working from Japan. (Yeah right I thought!)

Lady - she had Asian features. She’s called Ari. Long hair and fairly attractive. Looked young but I would guess between late 20s/early 30s. Very good English. Funny accent that led me to believe she might not be Japanese but from Central Asia. (At the end she mentioned she spoke Russian…)

Massage - competent. Got the knots and had sensual at times. £40 for 30mins. 

Extras - quoted 40/60. So went with the £60 where she got fully naked and gave a decent hj. She also climbed on bored so I could have a good go at her b cup boobs. Very enjoyable. Then as she got into it I asked if she kissed. Initially it was small kisses with little tongue action. But as time went by and I assume she wanted me to cum she went for full on DFK. Not sure if anything else is on offfer.  But I did enjoy this.

Would go back

As I was walking around I came across another nee place which I’ll add to my list to visit. “pure wellness spa” on St John’s street in Farringdon. (It’s so new it’s not even on google maps!)

Would be interested to know about the Farringdon one, looking at Google maps (it's on there now) it looks quite legit

[sparkus]

River Kwai Leytonstone had a big sign in the window today for 'Wonderful Wednesdays' tomorrow, 40 an hour.

"No Royalty Card" it says beneath though 

[RomanWarrior69]

Heathland Barbican

Thai place opened at end of last year near Barbican tube.  Quite busy public location so not ideal if discretion key. External Link/Members Only

The first time I went for a deep tissue massage which I expected to be legit (one hour £65) and was surprised to have the towel removed almost immediately by a middle aged Thai masseuse.  Good massage, some CC swipes and RU.  After the flip she offered topless for £50 and once accepted removed her top to reveal good looking natural Bs and gave a very satisfying happy ending.  She stressed that she shouldn’t be doing it but that didn’t seem too convincing.  Shower offered at end.

I was in the area again a few weeks ago on a Monday evening and had a different masseuse - from Poland (Julia I think).  Similar start but on the flip she offered fully nude B2B for £80.  She has a lovely soft body and gave a really B2B and HE to finish on her breasts.  She showered at the end before I did with a fresh towel given. 

[daviemac]

Heathland Barbican

Thai place opened at end of last year near Barbican tube.  Quite busy public location so not ideal if discretion key. External Link/Members Only

Only 1 SP per review mate and reviews of establishments go here so merged.

[PatrickCarnes]

Thanks for update.  GL trying the youngster.

Update on Wellbeing Massage Hither Green.

Went in on a Monday. I was going to take a massage whoever was there.

On reception there was a decent looking Chinese. Straight away she asked if I had an appointment. No. Are you available? She says I have a nice lady for you. She calls out a woman from the massage room who had weirdly ducked in there when I walked into the shop. There's also a Western guy hanging around behind the reception.

The available woman is Chinese, plain and does nothing for me. Aged 30s to 40s. I take the massage knowing I'm not going to be parting with any cash for extras. £50 for 1 hour massage.

I strip naked face down on the massage table. The room is clean, large, with a shower. The lady's name is Summer.

Half way through she whispers in my ear if I want extras. I say no and she starts apologising profusely for asking.

The massage is just about worth the 50 notes. I can hear the guy and the woman on reception talking outside.

As I was leaving I asked the woman on reception if she does massage. She says yes. She had a booking from someone at the time I walked in but they didn't show up. Damn, I would've taken her for the massage and extras. Her name is Tina.

[MassageReviewer2022]

Hello everyone,

 Skyline health - E14 - near crossharbour

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Renewed my membership after a while so apologies for the no reviews. Going to drop a few quick ones I've experienced over the past year and a half just to help out.

Skyline.

Easy parking in Asda carpark.

Seems like they have quite a few masseuses on offer. Of course some better than others (looks wise)

I've made a note of the ones I enjoyed and experiences.


Apologies but I don't remember the pricing exactly from the top of my head

Mina and Sophie - not attractive at all (my taste)

Shop massage price for room £45 i think for the hour

Ivy - good looking but expensive and only does OW. I think she was around £70-80 for it which seemed high to me anyway

Lucy - I think shes quite old with a lot of make up. AMAAAZZZINNNGGGG BJ like woah kind all the twisty stuff and massage is really good. TBH i think I'd ony go for her now as I haven't been able to experience the others. There are many that are slim and they seem to be rotating their girls a lot.



Ivy - good looking but expensive compared to others.

[MassageReviewer2022]

 Woodford Health - South woodford 

Again, back after a while so giving quick reviews to help

This seems to be my new go-to spot. Visited twice now

Women are as expected 30s-40s which is pretty old for my preference

Parking is really easy. Side roads are like 50p for an hour and they have a bay at the back which fits one car.

Discreet

I visited twice and got the name of one and forgot the other. The girls provide FS seems like.

Massage is pretty mid tbh. One of the girls i saw Hannah I think. Typical older chinese mum looking body was pretty good with the massage and attentive BJ OWO. The other I forgot her name but I think it was Lucy. Nice body again pretty old and only does OW but does do FS.

Price aroudn 45 for an hour and extras was 60-70 i think

[MassageReviewer2022]

Jenny - Sakura Massage - Ilford

This place is really strange. I feel like it's a thing for them to be really rude and uninterested at the counter. They all seem to hate the job.

Place is mixed with different types of girls. Some really old and I think there's only two young girls (Jenny and Lucy/Lisa forgot the name)

Jenny I find really attractive - I saw a review of someone saying she's not but I think she definitely is and give her a solid 7 or 8/10. Her massage skills are terrible and shes really lazy. I think because I've seen her quite a few times she yaps a lot which is annoying. She does give me OWO but her skills are terrible sadly  to the point where I don't even bust with her. The cost is like 70 as far as I remmeber

Lucy/Lisa really small who i had mixed expereinces with. Sometimes shes super active other times really angry. Does provide HJ and said she'd do oral if I have a condom. Her massage is really good when she's bothered. I remember once she was being lazy and said your body doesn't need a full thai which was crazy

Alltogether I think I spend around 110 when I visit

[sparkus]

Jenny - Sakura Massage - Ilford

This place is really strange. I feel like it's a thing for them to be really rude and uninterested at the counter. They all seem to hate the job.

Place is mixed with different types of girls. Some really old and I think there's only two young girls (Jenny and Lucy/Lisa forgot the name)

Jenny I find really attractive - I saw a review of someone saying she's not but I think she definitely is and give her a solid 7 or 8/10. Her massage skills are terrible and shes really lazy. I think because I've seen her quite a few times she yaps a lot which is annoying. She does give me OWO but her skills are terrible sadly  to the point where I don't even bust with her. The cost is like 70 as far as I remmeber

Lucy/Lisa really small who i had mixed expereinces with. Sometimes shes super active other times really angry. Does provide HJ and said she'd do oral if I have a condom. Her massage is really good when she's bothered. I remember once she was being lazy and said your body doesn't need a full thai which was crazy

Alltogether I think I spend around 110 when I visit

I think these variable experiences/pot luck are part for the course with established venues way out in the suburbs. As you say, burnout is common.

[DickiePunting]

Been on a bit of a roll recently and visited a few other places/sp worthy of note.  These have been well reviewed before

1. 319 Gray's Inn Road - nail and massage salon

Busy entrance lots of footfall but you walk into the nail shop and then turn left Down the set of stairs.

On the day (Thursday) I met Amanda. Amanda is a 35-40 lady. Slightly bigger on average but not fat but not skinny either. Great English and quite chatty. I think she had a tattoo on lower back.

Massage mediocre but when asked for extras all available. I think she normally only does B2B/HJ but we ended up going the full service route only because I had a condom on me. I think for FS she needs to like you and you need to bring your own. Lots of kissing and very short lived blowjob. Followed by doggie and missionary. I think I paid £100 tip.


1. dr Lui - West Kensington

I had called in here years ago and it wasn’t a great experience. But was in the neighbourhood and the other shops did not look inspiring. (Is there a name for this area? So many massage stores here…

At ffront desk was a skinny young and pale looking SP. So gave it a go. Her name was Nicole. She looked mid 20’s. Virtually zero English. Cute enough. 30mins for £40

Taken to a room and she started massage. It was ok. Not professional but gave it a go. On the turnover we had agreed to B2B. No price discussed… when she got naked I was pleased to see a very GND look. Small tattoo on tummy. B cups and great waste/bum etc. as we progresses with the B2B, I asked if she would have sex.  I had brought with me a condom but she understood and agreed and then miraculously from under the table got one… she then placed that on me and jumped on. It was a great sight to be hold and thoroughly enjoyed her bouncing on me. at the end I tipped her £90. She took it and didn’t even look/question it. I couldn’t work out what she said for days working. This was a Wednesdy.

If you want a young Chinese GND type who won’t extort you then would give her a go!

[PumpDump]

Been on a bit of a roll recently and visited a few other places/sp worthy of note.  These have been well reviewed before

1. 319 Gray's Inn Road - nail and massage salon

Busy entrance lots of footfall but you walk into the nail shop and then turn left Down the set of stairs.

On the day (Thursday) I met Amanda. Amanda is a 35-40 lady. Slightly bigger on average but not fat but not skinny either. Great English and quite chatty. I think she had a tattoo on lower back.

Massage mediocre but when asked for extras all available. I think she normally only does B2B/HJ but we ended up going the full service route only because I had a condom on me. I think for FS she needs to like you and you need to bring your own. Lots of kissing and very short lived blowjob. Followed by doggie and missionary. I think I paid £100 tip.


1. dr Lui - West Kensington

I had called in here years ago and it wasn’t a great experience. But was in the neighbourhood and the other shops did not look inspiring. (Is there a name for this area? So many massage stores here…

At ffront desk was a skinny young and pale looking SP. So gave it a go. Her name was Nicole. She looked mid 20’s. Virtually zero English. Cute enough. 30mins for £40

Taken to a room and she started massage. It was ok. Not professional but gave it a go. On the turnover we had agreed to B2B. No price discussed… when she got naked I was pleased to see a very GND look. Small tattoo on tummy. B cups and great waste/bum etc. as we progresses with the B2B, I asked if she would have sex.  I had brought with me a condom but she understood and agreed and then miraculously from under the table got one… she then placed that on me and jumped on. It was a great sight to be hold and thoroughly enjoyed her bouncing on me. at the end I tipped her £90. She took it and didn’t even look/question it. I couldn’t work out what she said for days working. This was a Wednesdy.

If you want a young Chinese GND type who won’t extort you then would give her a go!

Sounds good. Did you pay £40 + 90 for the 30 mins?

[DickiePunting]

Sounds good. Did you pay £40 + 90 for the 30 mins?

Exactly Right. Could have been lower I guess… but I’m a bit of a softy when it comes to tips in that regard.

I should call out a negative/red flag is there’s no shower in room. So SP didn’t shower after our encounter.  That would normally put me off but I was her first client of the day. At least that’s what I told myself…

[stevesucks69]

Could there be a shower somewhere else though?

[lougb1]

Woodford Health - South woodford 

Again, back after a while so giving quick reviews to help

This seems to be my new go-to spot. Visited twice now

Women are as expected 30s-40s which is pretty old for my preference

Parking is really easy. Side roads are like 50p for an hour and they have a bay at the back which fits one car.

Discreet

I visited twice and got the name of one and forgot the other. The girls provide FS seems like.

Massage is pretty mid tbh. One of the girls i saw Hannah I think. Typical older chinese mum looking body was pretty good with the massage and attentive BJ OWO. The other I forgot her name but I think it was Lucy. Nice body again pretty old and only does OW but does do FS.

Price aroudn 45 for an hour and extras was 60-70 i think

Walk in or phone prebook??

[sparkus]

Walk in or phone prebook??

They're fine with walk-ins and will even advise on how long to wait nearby (or in reception).

[Gsepassion]

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Sunny Massage - Clerkenwell, Farringdon

On the street corner but fairly discrete as it's a side entrance. Gone in for a deep tissue massage last week. No booking, just walked in, I was the only person there. There might be two person working but, they were hiding in a room. Paid the £60 for 60mins of deep tissue massage.

The massage was ok, needed abit more strength. With only 15mins left was asked about extra services. Since it was asked late, the SP wasn't sure if I wanted anything extra hence the late asking.

Took £80 for topless HJ, offered £150 for naked (not sure if that would had included B2B or not as I was running out of time).

Very nice SP, Chinese / Japanese mixed. All natural, very firm breast and good size. The HJ was quite mechanical, very strong grip and very fast, it didn't do it for me.

Needed to finish myself.

Was told if we had more time, B2B would had been on the cards. No FS service.

The room is in ok condition, nice smoothing music. Shower within the room which is always a plus.

[lougb1]

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Sunny Massage - Clerkenwell, Farringdon

On the street corner but fairly discrete as it's a side entrance. Gone in for a deep tissue massage last week. No booking, just walked in, I was the only person there. There might be two person working but, they were hiding in a room. Paid the £60 for 60mins of deep tissue massage.

The massage was ok, needed abit more strength. With only 15mins left was asked about extra services. Since it was asked late, the SP wasn't sure if I wanted anything extra hence the late asking.

Took £80 for topless HJ, offered £150 for naked (not sure if that would had included B2B or not as I was running out of time).

Very nice SP, Chinese / Japanese mixed. All natural, very firm breast and good size. The HJ was quite mechanical, very strong grip and very fast, it didn't do it for me.

Needed to finish myself.

Was told if we had more time, B2B would had been on the cards. No FS service.

The room is in ok condition, nice smoothing music. Shower within the room which is always a plus.

That's why if mood takes me I ask for extras first in a new place, £80 for a last gasp topless hj DIY unhappy ending is a complete negative


 

[Gsepassion]

That's why if mood takes me I ask for extras first in a new place, £80 for a last gasp topless hj DIY unhappy ending is a complete negative


 

Thanks for the tip 👍

This is my second massage shop visit and the first was similar experience in Aroma. At least the SP there in Aroma got me across the line and that was a very very good hand job but got bent over in terms of price.

[anthonyfa]

Where was this?

[SpunkStreet]

Mimi - Chinese Health Clinic Tooting High Street

Was having a browse around London looking for an out of central London massage parlour for a nice rub and tug. Ended up walking past this place and noticed the door was held open by I think was a plant pot or a big can looking thing, anyway, entered, said hello and was greeted by a Chinese lady with a petite frame which a bit of dyed red / auburn hair. She asked if I wanted a massage which I did so she asked me for £25 for 30mins. She left the room and requested that I get undressed and get comfy. I stripped off and awaited her arrival. Massage began and she asked what type of massage I wanted, I just said a gentle but happy one. She began with nice firm back rubs, the kind that make you feel happily sleepy   

She carried on with this and we had a little chat about life and everything, she said she was called Mimi and that she owns the shop. About 20mins in the massage gets better with her hands exploring my body and then complements me on my body which kind of took me aback a bit. Hardly ever get any kind of complement about myself but was nice to hear even if it was probably a load of rubbish 

Hands are reaching everywhere by now and then she leans in and offers me extras, £20 for HJ, £40 for B2B and £60 for FS (or 'pussy' as she put it  )  Not expecting to be offered sex I took that option in a momemt of haste. Handed over the money, Mimi went to stash it and came back in and began to remover her clothes, she's got a nice petite body in good nick for a woman in her late 40's / early 50's and I was actually looking forward to having sex with her. I lied down and she began to give me OWO after a quick wipe of my cock. I also noticed a slight bit of a pussy hair, almost a landing strip style which I liked too, not a huge big bush fan but I do really like a bit of a design down there instead of just pure baldness so a faint landing strip was welcomed. A decent OWO to be fair and then I was asked to stand up and she stood up came into grab me and kiss my nipples whilst I felt her handful size tits. Mimi seemed very turned on, sat herself on the bed, pulled me towards her and asked me to fuck her, she lay back a bit and I began to enter her, she was tight and she said that her pussy was small, she was wet but tight, I couldn't get myself all the way in, just about three quarters of my knob has vanished. I looked down I was like oh no, I'm inside her raw. I fucked her slowly to start which was tight, I had to build up to get fully inside, Mimi then became more wet and by now I was drilling this woman so hard our bodies werd clapping together and we were both moaning with pleasure so much, I really hope she closed the front door and moved that plant pot can thing otherwise passers by would definitely be able to hear us shagging in there. I was getting tired by now so I asked for cowgirl, she pounced on top me in the squat position and bounced on my dick which I can't deny felt amazing. I could see she was tiring a bit so we switched to doggy, I hammered away and Mimi was really enjoying herself. I wanted more missionary so I lied her down and I pounded away, I could slowly feel my energy levels dropping off so I pulled out and wanked myself off and shot a big load all over her stomach. We were both sweating by the end of the session.  So yes, I ended up barebacking Mimi, not my greatest move which I'm fully aware of. I can't defend myself but at least I'm honest about it.

SS

[stampjones]

Mimi - Chinese Health Clinic Tooting High Street

Was having a browse around London looking for an out of central London massage parlour for a nice rub and tug. Ended up walking past this place and noticed the door was held open by I think was a plant pot or a big can looking thing, anyway, entered, said hello and was greeted by a Chinese lady with a petite frame which a bit of dyed red / auburn hair. She asked if I wanted a massage which I did so she asked me for £25 for 30mins. She left the room and requested that I get undressed and get comfy. I stripped off and awaited her arrival. Massage began and she asked what type of massage I wanted, I just said a gentle but happy one. She began with nice firm back rubs, the kind that make you feel happily sleepy   

She carried on with this and we had a little chat about life and everything, she said she was called Mimi and that she owns the shop. About 20mins in the massage gets better with her hands exploring my body and then complements me on my body which kind of took me aback a bit. Hardly ever get any kind of complement about myself but was nice to hear even if it was probably a load of rubbish 

Hands are reaching everywhere by now and then she leans in and offers me extras, £20 for HJ, £40 for B2B and £60 for FS (or 'pussy' as she put it  )  Not expecting to be offered sex I took that option in a momemt of haste. Handed over the money, Mimi went to stash it and came back in and began to remover her clothes, she's got a nice petite body in good nick for a woman in her late 40's / early 50's and I was actually looking forward to having sex with her. I lied down and she began to give me OWO after a quick wipe of my cock. I also noticed a slight bit of a pussy hair, almost a landing strip style which I liked too, not a huge big bush fan but I do really like a bit of a design down there instead of just pure baldness so a faint landing strip was welcomed. A decent OWO to be fair and then I was asked to stand up and she stood up came into grab me and kiss my nipples whilst I felt her handful size tits. Mimi seemed very turned on, sat herself on the bed, pulled me towards her and asked me to fuck her, she lay back a bit and I began to enter her, she was tight and she said that her pussy was small, she was wet but tight, I couldn't get myself all the way in, just about three quarters of my knob has vanished. I looked down I was like oh no, I'm inside her raw. I fucked her slowly to start which was tight, I had to build up to get fully inside, Mimi then became more wet and by now I was drilling this woman so hard our bodies werd clapping together and we were both moaning with pleasure so much, I really hope she closed the front door and moved that plant pot can thing otherwise passers by would definitely be able to hear us shagging in there. I was getting tired by now so I asked for cowgirl, she pounced on top me in the squat position and bounced on my dick which I can't deny felt amazing. I could see she was tiring a bit so we switched to doggy, I hammered away and Mimi was really enjoying herself. I wanted more missionary so I lied her down and I pounded away, I could slowly feel my energy levels dropping off so I pulled out and wanked myself off and shot a big load all over her stomach. We were both sweating by the end of the session.  So yes, I ended up barebacking Mimi, not my greatest move which I'm fully aware of. I can't defend myself but at least I'm honest about it.

SS

You should do this as a review mate. It’s definitely not mini ;-)

[PumpDump]

Mimi - Chinese Health Clinic Tooting High Street

Was having a browse around London looking for an out of central London massage parlour for a nice rub and tug. Ended up walking past this place and noticed the door was held open by I think was a plant pot or a big can looking thing, anyway, entered, said hello and was greeted by a Chinese lady with a petite frame which a bit of dyed red / auburn hair. She asked if I wanted a massage which I did so she asked me for £25 for 30mins. She left the room and requested that I get undressed and get comfy. I stripped off and awaited her arrival. Massage began and she asked what type of massage I wanted, I just said a gentle but happy one. She began with nice firm back rubs, the kind that make you feel happily sleepy   

She carried on with this and we had a little chat about life and everything, she said she was called Mimi and that she owns the shop. About 20mins in the massage gets better with her hands exploring my body and then complements me on my body which kind of took me aback a bit. Hardly ever get any kind of complement about myself but was nice to hear even if it was probably a load of rubbish 

Hands are reaching everywhere by now and then she leans in and offers me extras, £20 for HJ, £40 for B2B and £60 for FS (or 'pussy' as she put it  )  Not expecting to be offered sex I took that option in a momemt of haste. Handed over the money, Mimi went to stash it and came back in and began to remover her clothes, she's got a nice petite body in good nick for a woman in her late 40's / early 50's and I was actually looking forward to having sex with her. I lied down and she began to give me OWO after a quick wipe of my cock. I also noticed a slight bit of a pussy hair, almost a landing strip style which I liked too, not a huge big bush fan but I do really like a bit of a design down there instead of just pure baldness so a faint landing strip was welcomed. A decent OWO to be fair and then I was asked to stand up and she stood up came into grab me and kiss my nipples whilst I felt her handful size tits. Mimi seemed very turned on, sat herself on the bed, pulled me towards her and asked me to fuck her, she lay back a bit and I began to enter her, she was tight and she said that her pussy was small, she was wet but tight, I couldn't get myself all the way in, just about three quarters of my knob has vanished. I looked down I was like oh no, I'm inside her raw. I fucked her slowly to start which was tight, I had to build up to get fully inside, Mimi then became more wet and by now I was drilling this woman so hard our bodies werd clapping together and we were both moaning with pleasure so much, I really hope she closed the front door and moved that plant pot can thing otherwise passers by would definitely be able to hear us shagging in there. I was getting tired by now so I asked for cowgirl, she pounced on top me in the squat position and bounced on my dick which I can't deny felt amazing. I could see she was tiring a bit so we switched to doggy, I hammered away and Mimi was really enjoying herself. I wanted more missionary so I lied her down and I pounded away, I could slowly feel my energy levels dropping off so I pulled out and wanked myself off and shot a big load all over her stomach. We were both sweating by the end of the session.  So yes, I ended up barebacking Mimi, not my greatest move which I'm fully aware of. I can't defend myself but at least I'm honest about it.

SS

Nice review, I had the same issue with her tight pussy, my review is here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=410336

As stampjones suggested, you should write this as a standalone review.

[y101y]

Nice review, I had the same issue with her tight pussy, my review is here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=410336

As stampjones suggested, you should write this as a standalone review.

I want to see this provider but now I’m nervous that my cock will fit completely in side of her 

[PumpDump]

I want to see this provider but now I’m nervous that my cock will fit completely in side of her 

Are you hung like a donkey?!

[SpunkStreet]

I want to see this provider but now I’m nervous that my cock will fit completely in side of her 

 

My cock did fit in after a few more minutes of making her pussy wetter with a bit of a slow tempo to the fuck then I was able to gradually build up pace.

SS

[SpunkStreet]

You should do this as a review mate. It’s definitely not mini ;-)

Can it be moved or added to the review section or not?

SS

[stampjones]

Can it be moved or added to the review section or not?

SS

Nah I dont think so. Just create a new review and cut n paste the text

[stampjones]

Are you hung like a donkey?!

No he’s worried about the opposite ;-)

[y101y]

No he’s worried about the opposite ;-)

 

[90125]

Nah I dont think so. Just create a new review and cut n paste the text

Yup.

[Cambridgy]

Probably doesn’t warrant a full review - more a FYI.
Looking for a couples massage in London for a MF pair - and External Link/Members Only delivered if expensive!
This seemed to be the only non-legit place with a couples room - £130 for two for the hour - with £60each for HJ - FJ?? (Fanny Job?)…
If it would help to put up a full review let me know - as I’m unclear on the level of interest…   

[lougb1]

Probably doesn’t warrant a full review - more a FYI.
Looking for a couples massage in London for a MF pair - and External Link/Members Only delivered if expensive!
This seemed to be the only non-legit place with a couples room - £130 for two for the hour - with £60each for HJ - FJ?? (Fanny Job?)…
If it would help to put up a full review let me know - as I’m unclear on the level of interest…

Full review perhaps if you did engage with a couple massage? My go to masseuse was thinking of providing this service but was uncertain about how it could work, as she is happy enough to provide happy endings to men and women if asked and receives gladly.

 

[Cambridgy]

Full review perhaps if you did engage with a couple massage? My go to masseuse was thinking of providing this service but was uncertain about how it could work, as she is happy enough to provide happy endings to men and women if asked and receives gladly.

 

There were two female therapists in the room - one initially working on my GF - one on me…it was quite well choreographed on the flip we agreed the cost of extras and they pushed the two massage beds together - it all ended with a four hander for me from the two therapists…

It was a box ticking exercise for my civvie GF - and as there may be other (lucky sods) out there - I can pop up a full review

[Munter84]

It was a box ticking exercise for my civvie GF - and as there may be other (lucky sods) out there - I can pop up a full review

You've come this far, why not go ahead and make a full review of it! It's a bit niche but I'm sure plenty would find it an interesting read.

[Saltnpepper]

There were two female therapists in the room - one initially working on my GF - one on me…it was quite well choreographed on the flip we agreed the cost of extras and they pushed the two massage beds together - it all ended with a four hander for me from the two therapists…

It was a box ticking exercise for my civvie GF - and as there may be other (lucky sods) out there - I can pop up a full review

Nice, sounds like a fun time, review definitely needed