London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

There was (is?) New Moon on Whitecross at the Old Street end, the boss lady Ton Ton had a pretty sizeable pair on a slim frame.

Yeah I think that closed a couple of years ago? Big shop with a large frontage (the shop Im talking about here lol). This place is tiny. Was called Yuko or something like that

[lougb1]

Yawn - do we really have to go there? There are already enough threads ruined with people determined to show their occupation of the moral high ground without doing the same here. He told you what happened. Be grateful he did that, use the information as you see fit and shut up. There is absolutely no need to start dishing out condescending advice

So says a contributor setting out condescending advice 

What was the name of the new gaff near Old Street offering silly price extras so we don't go to the wrong place?

 

[y101y]

New shop opened in Blackheath, Spa Land.

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Shop looks very legit but I saw the owner/manager(?) in the Ryman's across the road recently and my experience tells me this woman has been around, if you know what I mean.

Asian girl with blonde hair, quite sexy (although I did for a moment wonder if she was a ladyboy ).

 I heard her on her mobile flirting with someone and when she caught be having a look at her she giggled and gave me a little coy smile. She left the shop and as she crossed the road to go back to her shop she glanced back and again caught my eye and smiled. She clearly knew what I had in mind!   

So you never know. Shop appearance and location suggests legit, but this flirtatious shopkeeper has me wondering!

[LLPunting]

New shop opened in Blackheath, Spa Land.

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Shop looks very legit but I saw the owner/manager(?) in the Ryman's across the road recently and my experience tells me this woman has been around, if you know what I mean.

Asian girl with blonde hair, quite sexy (although I did for a moment wonder if she was a ladyboy ).

 I heard her on her mobile flirting with someone and when she caught be having a look at her she giggled and gave me a little coy smile. She left the shop and as she crossed the road to go back to her shop she glanced back and again caught my eye and smiled. She clearly knew what I had in mind!   

So you never know. Shop appearance and location suggests legit, but this flirtatious shopkeeper has me wondering!

Thanks, the entry price of 70ph and the premises geared to be for lady clients, I'll let some young hunk go chance his todger past the gauntlet of civvies.

[Saltnpepper]

Has anybody been here yet ? Think it's quite new. Website and viva link

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[juzz]

There seems to be a flurry of new Thai places in South East London.

I came across this during a Google search yesterday: External Link/Members Only

I was nearby, so took a walk past. The shop fitter was still there, adding signage stickers to the windows. I asked the pleasant Thai woman (I'd say in her 50's) stood outside when they were due to open. She asked the guy doing the signs and he said they should be ready Friday.

[Saltnpepper]

There seems to be a flurry of new Thai places in South East London.

I came across this during a Google search yesterday: External Link/Members Only

I was nearby, so took a walk past. The shop fitter was still there, adding signage stickers to the windows. I asked the pleasant Thai woman (I'd say in her 50's) stood outside when they were due to open. She asked the guy doing the signs and he said they should be ready Friday.

Nice, I know where this is located.

[sparkus]

There seems to be a flurry of new Thai places in South East London.

I came across this during a Google search yesterday: External Link/Members Only

I was nearby, so took a walk past. The shop fitter was still there, adding signage stickers to the windows. I asked the pleasant Thai woman (I'd say in her 50's) stood outside when they were due to open. She asked the guy doing the signs and he said they should be ready Friday.

Nice, can nip by the Turkish barbershop afterwards to fill out my Companies House forms.

[lougb1]

Thanks, the entry price of 70ph and the premises geared to be for lady clients, I'll let some young hunk go chance his todger past the gauntlet of civvies.

Was looking for a plan B in Blackheath after a stretch session ( around the corner) if that does not leave me fully happy,  but this outfit wants a deposit so I will go for a walk in ( if needed) though  I may need a plan C....

 

[y101y]

Thanks, the entry price of 70ph and the premises geared to be for lady clients, I'll let some young hunk go chance his todger past the gauntlet of civvies.

Didn’t even clock the entry fee. Fuck that (unless it’s a sure thing?).

I’ll wait until the business isnt so new and they may be getting desperate for customers.

[Saltnpepper]

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Has anybody seen this SP/Shop . She has a nice WhatsApp pic

[Mikeb]

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Rare to see a 120 pound option in the city area. Am tempted but short on cash lately due to work difficulties 

[LLPunting]

Has anybody been here yet ? Think it's quite new. Website and viva link

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This place has been advertising for a couple of years (Gumtree too), iirc an enquiry over a year back pre-dating the website, got a very incomplete reply, presumably from a Thai, that curtly just asked when I wanted rather than tell me how much.  When they subsequently just said "60" they didn't then clarify what massage methods that covered.  This didn't have the vibe of a coy but saucy provider saying "come see" with a wink.
GL if you try but at 60 for an hour I'm not chancing a schlep to Gypsy Hill even if there is a shower in the room.  Plan B up at Qi Clinic isn't enough of a reassurance.

[diver ted]

This place has been advertising for a couple of years (Gumtree too)...didn't have the vibe of a coy but saucy provider saying "come see" with a wink.

The VS advert currently has detailed measurements for an SP suggesting additional services may be available as these are not usually included for legit providers. Previous adverts did not contain this.
Like LLP I made enquiries some time ago and got a legitimate vibe so moved on. The address at that time was a house that sits in the middle of a residential cul-de-sac with posters displaying the business in the front windows.
DT

[Flithy Red]

New number for March Massage - 07501322288 advertising on Gum Tree. Google says its 'permanently closed', but it has girls who change each Monday. I use WhatsApp and they send you face photos of the two girls working. These disappear as soon as you open them.  Their entrance is down the wide alley off Benhurst Road into what I thought were flats, but the corridor leads into the original March Massage shop. Waited in the old reception for 5 minutes before two grils came.  I chose a very pretty slim Chinese girl called YoYo. She looked in her early-mid 30s. £90 entrance fee, b2b masssage wearing her knickers. Extra £60 for FS with condom. Functional, pleasant service with a shower. I'll probably re-visit sometime

[Saltnpepper]

This place has been advertising for a couple of years (Gumtree too), iirc an enquiry over a year back pre-dating the website, got a very incomplete reply, presumably from a Thai, that curtly just asked when I wanted rather than tell me how much.  When they subsequently just said "60" they didn't then clarify what massage methods that covered.  This didn't have the vibe of a coy but saucy provider saying "come see" with a wink.
GL if you try but at 60 for an hour I'm not chancing a schlep to Gypsy Hill even if there is a shower in the room.  Plan B up at Qi Clinic isn't enough of a reassurance.

Hmmm interesting cheers, gypsy hill is on my doorstep I'll give it a go at some point then report back.

[Saltnpepper]

The VS advert currently has detailed measurements for an SP suggesting additional services may be available as these are not usually included for legit providers. Previous adverts did not contain this.
Like LLP I made enquiries some time ago and got a legitimate vibe so moved on. The address at that time was a house that sits in the middle of a residential cul-de-sac with posters displaying the business in the front windows.
DT

Yeah the address brings up a house just a road off the high street. Worth a visit for me not far.

[FlaccidChimp]

Haven't been writing reviews as I've been a regular to someone for quite a while now and only see others when I have an itch and I can't wait for her. I also saved some of my punting budget for a holiday in Japan where I also punted.

So There's "Nikki Polish" in Skyline who seemed alright overall. Black hair, 5 ft 3-4 ish, medium ish build and looks decent. Everything pretty much just seemed okay. Not really much less or more but I would say she's safe to visit. She wanted £50 for the B2B+hand relief. There's also a new lady at this place called Fiona Alaskan. was told 30, size 10 and tall but I don't even trust the ethnicities they give at this place.

[juzz]

New number for March Massage - 07501322288 advertising on Gum Tree. Google says its 'permanently closed', but it has girls who change each Monday. I use WhatsApp and they send you face photos of the two girls working. These disappear as soon as you open them.  Their entrance is down the wide alley off Benhurst Road into what I thought were flats, but the corridor leads into the original March Massage shop. Waited in the old reception for 5 minutes before two grils came.  I chose a very pretty slim Chinese girl called YoYo. She looked in her early-mid 30s. £90 entrance fee, b2b masssage wearing her knickers. Extra £60 for FS with condom. Functional, pleasant service with a shower. I'll probably re-visit sometime

I have tried Googling - do you mean Benhurst Avenue, Elm Park, Hornchurch?

[Scrumpy69]

Any intel on this one guys? says she is indian

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[Flithy Red]

I have tried Googling - do you mean Benhurst Avenue, Elm Park, Hornchurch?

Yes, sorry mate, it is Benhurst Avenue!
She will text you to go down the alley alongside 212 Benhurst Av, RM12 4QN
Enjoy

[y101y]

Any intel on this one guys? says she is indian

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100 ph? Looks tgtbt

[y101y]

Haven't been writing reviews as I've been a regular to someone for quite a while now and only see others when I have an itch and I can't wait for her. I also saved some of my punting budget for a holiday in Japan where I also punted.

So There's "Nikki Polish" in Skyline who seemed alright overall. Black hair, 5 ft 3-4 ish, medium ish build and looks decent. Everything pretty much just seemed okay. Not really much less or more but I would say she's safe to visit. She wanted £50 for the B2B+hand relief. There's also a new lady at this place called Fiona Alaskan. was told 30, size 10 and tall but I don't even trust the ethnicities they give at this place.

Alaskan, interesting. But agree you can’t trust their ethnicity claims. Probably more like Siberian!

Haven’t been to skyline in ages. Will try to go soon and report back if I see the ‘Alaskan’

[juzz]

Yes, sorry mate, it is Benhurst Avenue!

Thanks - not my usual patch, but may have to go that way next week.

[LLPunting]

Alaskan, interesting. But agree you can’t trust their ethnicity claims. Probably more like Siberian!

Haven’t been to skyline in ages. Will try to go soon and report back if I see the ‘Alaskan’

Pretty certain not Alaskan, has a distinctly "Russian" accent, could be Central Asian/Steppes type from one of the "stans" as she has Eastern looks, although it's possible she could have some Inuit/Northern tribe blood giving her similar features.  The accent though just doesn't make it likely, unless she travelled the "wrong" way across the Bering Strait.
Sturdy build, attractive side of plain face, pleasant attitude, good English, ex-Health worker driven to this lark for income.  Her massage not bad.  No OW(O).  Not much of a kisser.  Some scarring around middle and she seems reluctant to bare her belly.  Thankfully standard pricing accepted although not much skill to her b2b so maybe best for those wanting a rub and HR or topless (though nat Bs not a prime feature).

[sparkus]

Any intel on this one guys? says she is indian

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Wrong thread pal.

[y101y]

Pretty certain not Alaskan, has a distinctly "Russian" accent, could be Central Asian/Steppes type from one of the "stans" as she has Eastern looks, although it's possible she could have some Inuit/Northern tribe blood giving her similar features.  The accent though just doesn't make it likely, unless she travelled the "wrong" way across the Bering Strait.
Sturdy build, attractive side of plain face, pleasant attitude, good English, ex-Health worker driven to this lark for income.  Her massage not bad.  No OW(O).  Not much of a kisser.  Some scarring around middle and she seems reluctant to bare her belly.  Thankfully standard pricing accepted although not much skill to her b2b so maybe best for those wanting a rub and HR or topless (though nat Bs not a prime feature).

I see. Thanks for additional details. Seems ok but won’t go out of my way for that now. I actually rang there this morning wondering if I might catch her but she’s not on today (it’s polish Nikki all day and Colombian Sara and Indian Tara splitting the day). If I feel motivated I might pop in to see Tara. Can’t recall if I’ve seen her but I know she’s been reviewed plenty.

[10nd0n3r]

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[PumpDump]

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No. Did you?

[LLPunting]

I see. Thanks for additional details. Seems ok but won’t go out of my way for that now. I actually rang there this morning wondering if I might catch her but she’s not on today (it’s polish Nikki all day and Colombian Sara and Indian Tara splitting the day). If I feel motivated I might pop in to see Tara. Can’t recall if I’ve seen her but I know she’s been reviewed plenty.

Don't think Indian Tarah has had much mention, I can't find any mention that I made of her the several years back when she appeared and didn't impress.  WankingD or one of the other vocal regulars probably has dropped tuppence worth.  Could've sworn I said something in this thread.  Don't be confusing her with American Tara from prior, it ain't her.
GL if you try anyway.

[10nd0n3r]

I'm thinking to book!

[Wankingdead]

So Fiona is Alaskan/ Siberian, she is as described, massage average but has a very high sex drive and will encourage pussy grind and more if you are not careful and she actually enjoys it
Tara is a different girl who is actually good. Nikki delivers a very decent massage and is super flexible, I think she had acrobatic training.
All three are worth the money.

[lougb1]

So Fiona is Alaskan/ Siberian, she is as described, massage average but has a very high sex drive and will encourage pussy grind and more if you are not careful and she actually enjoys it
Tara is a different girl who is actually good. Nikki delivers a very decent massage and is super flexible, I think she had acrobatic training.
All three are worth the money.

Contact details for this emporium of delights??

[LLPunting]

So Fiona is Alaskan/ Siberian, she is as described, massage average but has a very high sex drive and will encourage pussy grind and more if you are not careful and she actually enjoys it
Tara is a different girl who is actually good. Nikki delivers a very decent massage and is super flexible, I think she had acrobatic training.
All three are worth the money.

Thanks for the warning.  :drinks
Seems they're very YMMV as my first encounters were not recommendable experiences with any of them.  Did you see Tarah recently as I haven't revisited since her debut years back? 
Nikki I made the mistake of giving a second try a couple months back on the recommendation of management, she was as unimpressive then as when i mentioned her way back.  She also works Natural Tree/Akos in Edgware as a "Polish" I think, didn't ask for her working name there.  Thankfully there are others there I would repeat if up that way like Cindy or Kalina if wanting a blowie and munch, no FS offered.

[y101y]

Don't think Indian Tarah has had much mention, I can't find any mention that I made of her the several years back when she appeared and didn't impress.  WankingD or one of the other vocal regulars probably has dropped tuppence worth.  Could've sworn I said something in this thread.  Don't be confusing her with American Tara from prior, it ain't her.
GL if you try anyway.

I thought I saw a few mentions of Tara but maybe not as many as i thought.

Definitely not confusing her with American Tara. Would be wonderful if she came back! Think I saw someone mention she was working in Amsterdam’s RLD at some point. Would happily stop at her window anytime.

[sw20punter]

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Tried contacting this one and got this in reply:

B2B/ tantric
90 min 180
1h 140 pound
30 min 90 pound


Massage naked with hand relief 90 min 160 pounds
 1 h 120 pounds
30 min 80 pounds

Massage with hand relief (dressed)

90 min  140 £ 1h 100£     30 min 70£

Normal Swedish
70 pound 1h
40 pound 30 min

DEEP TISSUE PLUS 20£
Extra shower together 40 £
Bath 80 £
Vagina touch 50£

OUTCALL SEEVISE +100£


CLEAN LUXURY APARTMENT
HOT OIL
SHOWER FACILITIES


SW20 0JE
RAYENS PARK 2 min from station

MASSAGE SERVICE ONLY !!!


PARKING IN BUSHEY COURT

Anyone tried or met and can speak to looks, attitude and/or service?

I saw her last summer. She operates from a small terraced house, access from a big busy road. Parking is difficult there, I parked a little further away and then walked down to her house. The place was very clean, and Gloria (I think in another ad that's the name by which she goes by) is a very nice and okay looking lady. I think some would definitely fancy her looks, but she wasn't quite my cup of tea. She has a good body, but maybe slightly too curvy for my liking (I'm very particular) and she has a bit of a face where you can tell she does her lips and what not, which also isn't quite my thing. Once you're in she takes you upstairs, to the left is a very clean bathroom and then an open plan kitchen/lounge sort of area where she has a massage table in the middle of the lounge. The place looks very clean and accommodating and she makes an effort to look nice and smell nice and everything. After the shower I laid down and essentially the whole thing was a soft-ish massage with lots of teasing around my arse and balls. Then you turn around and she does a handjob, she was also naked except her panties and I was able to touch her and give her tits a bit of a suck whilst she was wanking me off. I did ask her if she offers more and she looked at me and said next time she can do FS for me but not today because she was on her period (not sure if I can believe that). She then followed up that she only offers FS to youngish clients and they have to look clean. I paid 120 for the hour and overall nothing was bad but I wouldn't go back (and didn't since then) because it wasn't good value for money.

[Flithy Red]

Thanks - not my usual patch, but may have to go that way next week.

They sent me photos of 2 more pretty Chinese girls, they last until next Monday! Might try if I get time at the weekend

[juzz]

They sent me photos of 2 more pretty Chinese girls, they last until next Monday! Might try if I get time at the weekend

Thanks. But sadly it looks like I won't be going that way next week after all

Enjoy if you get to go back.

[gamebred]

Anyone can point out any east london shops that do fs??

[Saltnpepper]

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Has anybody seen this SP/Shop . She has a nice WhatsApp pic

Did some inquiry's turns out to be in a house in a nicer area usual run of the mill prices
1hr £50
30 mins £30
HE extra £30

Or B2B included 30 mins £60 or £90 for 1hr

Quite good, I'll defo be dropping in.

[Saltnpepper]

Had anybody got any info on Oasis in Anerley they've stated to advertise on viva

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[Saltnpepper]

Looks interesting and quite close to work for me so might give her a try soon. Thanks

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[Darren101]

I googled their number from their VS profile and found a Google Business page with some Google reviews.  Some unhappy legit customers. Some good reviews also though. Maybe staff are more cheerful if there’s potetntial for extras!

So looking around a bit more…on another forum, HE was offered.  Chinese SPs probably.  May need to check it out as it’s quite local.

[Saltnpepper]

I googled their number from their VS profile and found a Google Business page with some Google reviews.  Some unhappy legit customers. Some good reviews also though. Maybe staff are more cheerful if there’s potetntial for extras!

So looking around a bit more…on another forum, HE was offered.  Chinese SPs probably.  May need to check it out as it’s quite local.

Yeah my thoughts exactly it's worth a visit just to feel it out

[Beastmode77]

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Yes I have visited her. Really beautiful but no OWO.

[qadam892]

Yes I have visited her. Really beautiful but no OWO.

Could you give any more details? Service, location etc?

[Fuzzyduck]

Yes I have visited her. Really beautiful but no OWO.

It would be appreciated if you could do a full review of her.

[lougb1]

Yes I have visited her. Really beautiful but no OWO.

How about a review? She works SW17 andSW11 apparently and doesn't mention Oral anywhere, just naked b2b with tantric slow HE.

 

[lougb1]

It would be appreciated if you could do a full review of her.

Snap!!

 

[qadam892]

Snap!!

 

I’ve just put up my own review. It’s a B&S so would be very interested in what the above member’s experience was!