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Walked by tonight was completely caught off guard with how ridiculous it looks. Literally someones front room changed into a massage place, looked in the window couldn't see anyone, no prices or anything on the website, no socials. Looks like a place that would offer extras  :lol:

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Apparently the venue does offer expensive extras

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Actually declined extras in River Kwai 2 :o

Recce'd there, cute young blonde thing (some acne) working reception, shapely behind and looked pert pair in loose tunic top.
On entering the room she immediately covered me with a towel, which was a bad sign.  She talked for Thailand during the (actually quite good massage) including about her colleagues, who she said she often didn't get on with and the shops have high turnovers due to the commute distance involved.  We got onto the issue of extras provision and she said she didn't do it but most there did because they needed the money whereas she didn't! She asked me if I regularly went for HE massages at shops and said surely it'd be cheaper for me to just get a girlfriend  :sarcastic:
Best quality massage I'd had in ages but zero sensual about it.  She boasted she had lots of regulars  :unknown:

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Actually declined extras in River Kwai 2 :o

Recce'd there, cute young blonde thing (some acne) working reception, shapely behind and looked pert pair in loose tunic top.
On entering the room she immediately covered me with a towel, which was a bad sign.  She talked for Thailand during the (actually quite good massage) including about her colleagues, who she said she often didn't get on with and the shops have high turnovers due to the commute distance involved.  We got onto the issue of extras provision and she said she didn't do it but most there did because they needed the money whereas she didn't! She asked me if I regularly went for HE massages at shops and said surely it'd be cheaper for me to just get a girlfriend  :sarcastic:
Best quality massage I'd had in ages but zero sensual about it.  She boasted she had lots of regulars  :unknown:

Worst kind of Thai, a deluded BS merchant, probably (a bit) nuts too.

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Worst kind of Thai, a deluded BS merchant, probably (a bit) nuts too.

The convo was all over the place and quite one sided  :sarcastic:

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Very close to Morden station on the Northern line.

I've been there a few times over the past year and had a good experience almost every time.

The shop is very small and clean. They have 3 massage rooms, so it's necessary to phone them in advance as I've never been able to just do a random walk in. They have a few girls which are on fixed rotas, but I don't remember all the names and which days they are available. However, there are two standout ladies IMHO, whose names are "Nana" and "Candy".

They all offer extras, but not FS or Oral AFAIK. Mostly handjobs and footjobs if you ask for it.

Nana:

Mature Thai milf look. She's got a decent face for an older Thai lady and talks very naughty. I've always seen her for 1 hour, she does a decent softish massage with lots of swipes and teasing. First time I saw her I didn't even have to ask for anything. I always strip down entirely naked and lay down on my front and purposefully place the towel very flimsy over my buttocks so that it's instantly clear that I'm fully undressed and not shy. It sort of turns me on when the transition from massage to stroking my cock happens organically without having to say anything. It goes along with the naughty massage fantasy and me semi-exposing myself from the get go kind of helps to achieve that 7/10 times. Nana got in the room and instantly lifted the towel to properly spread it across me. In that moment she gave me a little clap on my bum and I knew I was in for some fun. She made the first step so I knew all I had to do in order to further encourge her was to show her that I liked it. So I said "oy that's naughty" with a cheeky laugh and she laughed back and I knew the foundation was laid:D.

She started to massage my back first and kept going with her hands all the way from my shoulders down to my hips and bum, each time further down under the towel. A few minutes later she decided to remove the towel entirely to get full access to my buttocks when massaging me. I could feel getting more erect each time she squeezed me. Massage continued for about half an hour, first back with her hands riding over my bum many times and then legs. Legs started at the bottem and very quickly her hands started to go all the way up again, and incraesingly more on the inside of my legs until she swiped my balls and cock with every single stroke. When she did that I kept spreading my legs increasingly so my dick was essentially fully exposed to her and she didn't need more invitation to start gently stroking the tip of my penis with her finger tips, first slowly and then surely until she was rubbing my balls and cock with her hands whilst I was still lying flat on the table. She also kept playing with her fingers in that little spot just behind the ball sack which was making me extremely horny and I kept lifting my hips more until my cock flipped upwards and then she started to fully massage only my male bits whilst I was on my front with the hips slightly raised so she had full access to wherever she wanted to go down there. Eventually she quickly whispered "£40 for happy ending?" to which I replied "I only have £30". She whispered back "ok, do you want to turn around or do you want me to continue like this naughty boy?". I loved this position, felt very dirty so agreed to stay on my front and she did an amazing penis and ball massage from behind me. At this point she was also on the table, and I was on my knees like a dog being milked from behind. For a brief moment I liften my upper body and she was whispering stuff in my ear whilst wanking me off. "Naught boy, oh I love this position, you naughty boy. Very dirty. You are a bad boy and I like it. Go down naughty boy". I obliged, back into a doggy position and she finished me with a shitload of cum flowing down on the table through her hands.

Then we still had like 15 minutes where she did a bit of cleanup and gave me a bit more shoulder and a head massge. I think I paid £50 for the hour + £30 for the HE.

Second time I saw her was a couple months later and she didn't remember me, but that time it was even better. It all started very similar to how it went the first time round, but this time when she played with that sensitive spot behind the ball sack I kept moaning more and kept telling her "oh that feels good". I was again in doggy position and this time she oiled up my arse and put her finger deep into my asshole and kept fingering me and massaging my prostate whilst wanking me off with her other hand whilst I was bended over like a dog on the table. Perhaps it's not everyone's cup of tea, but the fact that she just initiated it herself was SEXY AF and I exploded so badly and unloaded what felt like a bucket load of cum. All for £30 extra again.

So that is Nana. I am not 100% sure on my memory, but I think she works on Fridays. If you call better verify though.

Candy:

Candy is in my view the nicest looking one in that shop. She's not super pretty or anything, but she's not difficult on the eye, and she's slightly younger I think than the others. Also I find her the most attractive because to me she has the best looking hands and feet which are a huge turn on. She wears socks and slippers, but her hand are very delicate, long, slender and very soft fingers, always manicured very beautifully. I simply love her soft hands touching me and although she is not as forthcoming as Nana she very happily starts using her hands on all your private bits when you ask for it. As I'm a foot guy I couldn't resist though to ask her if she does footjobs. At that point I didn't know if her feet will match her hands or not, but she was more than happy to try and I was for a great surprise to find out that once she took off her socks she had amazing looking feet, also very nicely pedicured. Her footjob was also very good. I flipped over on the table and spread my legs, she sits at the far and inbetween my legs and uses her feet to get a good grip with her toes around my fully errect cock and worked me until I cum all over her toes. Since then I've seen her one more time and the second time around I asked her midway her footjob if she could turn around and use her toes and soles to tease my cock whilst I wanked my cum into her soles. She comes across very quiet and shy but actually has a very open naughty side to her and so far has been very happy to go along with my requests. Both times after she gave me a footjob she told me it was the very first time she ever did that, so clearly not true as I knew she just gave me a foot wank not too long ago so maybe her shy persona is a little fake after all.

All in all a highly recommended massage parlour with extras.

There is also another lady which I like, she has a filipina look, bit darker skin complexion and face features which remind me more of Filipinas, but could be Thai as well. She also gives a good HE. The only one which I don't like is an older lady there who I don't fancy at all and she has some rough skin or something on one of her hands and even when she massages me normally it feels really unpleasant. Unfortunately I don't remember her name anymore, but when I phone and ask who's there and I hear her name I always recognise it again. I know it's not very helpful in this review, but just wanted to warn you that my positive review is mostly for Nana and Candy and not the others there.
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Cheers nice review, I'll be popping down there at some point. Glad you enjoyed. It's a bit on the pricey side for the extras usual you can get them £20 for HE.

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Very close to Morden station on the Northern line.

I've been there a few times over the past year and had a good experience almost every time.

The shop is very small and clean. They have 3 massage rooms, so it's necessary to phone them in advance as I've never been able to just do a random walk in. They have a few girls which are on fixed rotas, but I don't remember all the names and which days they are available. However, there are two standout ladies IMHO, whose names are "Nana" and "Candy".

They all offer extras, but not FS or Oral AFAIK. Mostly handjobs and footjobs if you ask for it.
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Yoyo  at 219 FPR Hammersmith.

Met her on a  recent Monday she tells me she works Mondays and Fridays

Well reviewed shop, took the 45mins for £50 option.
Chinese Yoyo is mid 40's very slim, coat peg nips on A cup breasts. Smiley and friendly throughout.
Massage first 15 mins  on my front on the table lots of brushes of my ballsack from the off, not so great massage technique though.
Started to get aroused so stopped and asked about extras, £80 requested for B2B got down to £60.
She stripped, we kissed, closed lips but didnt shy away  for 5-6 mins, kissed her body, she told me a punter hap described her pussy as very pretty ( One of you guys?)
Anyway asked her to lie down so I could see for myself,  some dining with a single finger inserted was appreciated for 10  mins. With her still lying on the massage bed I
moved to kiss her lips again, my member was hovering around her pussy, touching at times, she just asked if her pussy was pretty as i continued the frottage, she pulled me to her and I came very close to entering feeling my tip at the gate. She manuvered a little  pushing herself into me and I entered for a few strokes  pulling out and coming as I did over her pussy. She giggled and asked did I come. Didnt plan for the BB, wasnt really thinking straight at that point,  we both showered pretty soon afterwards. Once we both  dressed she kissed again, holding my cock through my boxers until hard before we parted ways.






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Yoyo  at 219 FPR Hammersmith.

Met her on a  recent Monday she tells me she works Mondays and Fridays

Well reviewed shop, took the 45mins for £50 option.
Chinese Yoyo is mid 40's very slim, coat peg nips on A cup breasts. Smiley and friendly throughout.
Massage first 15 mins  on my front on the table lots of brushes of my ballsack from the off, not so great massage technique though.
Started to get aroused so stopped and asked about extras, £80 requested for B2B got down to £60.
She stripped, we kissed, closed lips but didnt shy away  for 5-6 mins, kissed her body, she told me a punter hap described her pussy as very pretty ( One of you guys?)
Anyway asked her to lie down so I could see for myself,  some dining with a single finger inserted was appreciated for 10  mins. With her still lying on the massage bed I
moved to kiss her lips again, my member was hovering around her pussy, touching at times, she just asked if her pussy was pretty as i continued the frottage, she pulled me to her and I came very close to entering feeling my tip at the gate. She manuvered a little  pushing herself into me and I entered for a few strokes  pulling out and coming as I did over her pussy. She giggled and asked did I come. Didnt plan for the BB, wasnt really thinking straight at that point,  we both showered pretty soon afterwards. Once we both  dressed she kissed again, holding my cock through my boxers until hard before we parted ways.

Sounds great, but which shop is this? 219 Fulham Palace Road doesn't show on Google Maps.
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Sounds great, but which shop is this? 219 Fulham Palace Road doesn't show on Google Maps.

Maybe the above posters posted the wrong address, as there is a, Bhan Suk Sabai, Thai Massage, at 209 Fulham Palace Road, so dont know if this is the place he went to, to see Yoyo
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Apologies 216 FPR, Pink Frontage, next to a Flooring Store. No obvious shop name just a description of available service.


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Rani Thai Spa 216 Station Rd, Edgware HA8 7AR

went for a deep tissue, very firm and good. no signs of extras and didn't ask. older masseuses there.

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Apologies 216 FPR, Pink Frontage, next to a Flooring Store. No obvious shop name just a description of available service.

Thanks
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Yoyo  at 219 FPR Hammersmith.

Met her on a  recent Monday she tells me she works Mondays and Fridays

Well reviewed shop, took the 45mins for £50 option.
Chinese Yoyo is mid 40's very slim, coat peg nips on A cup breasts. Smiley and friendly throughout.
Massage first 15 mins  on my front on the table lots of brushes of my ballsack from the off, not so great massage technique though.
Started to get aroused so stopped and asked about extras, £80 requested for B2B got down to £60.
She stripped, we kissed, closed lips but didnt shy away  for 5-6 mins, kissed her body, she told me a punter hap described her pussy as very pretty ( One of you guys?)
Anyway asked her to lie down so I could see for myself,  some dining with a single finger inserted was appreciated for 10  mins. With her still lying on the massage bed I
moved to kiss her lips again, my member was hovering around her pussy, touching at times, she just asked if her pussy was pretty as i continued the frottage, she pulled me to her and I came very close to entering feeling my tip at the gate. She manuvered a little  pushing herself into me and I entered for a few strokes  pulling out and coming as I did over her pussy. She giggled and asked did I come. Didnt plan for the BB, wasnt really thinking straight at that point,  we both showered pretty soon afterwards. Once we both  dressed she kissed again, holding my cock through my boxers until hard before we parted ways.
Trust you went up the clinic soonest after the unexpected BB, ? Undoubtedly many have been up Yoyo before you and following your review will try their luck. ( I always carry just in case) ..

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Trust you went up the clinic soonest after the unexpected BB, ? Undoubtedly many have been up Yoyo before you and following your review will try their luck. ( I always carry just in case) ..

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Yawn - do we really have to go there? There are already enough threads ruined with people determined to show their occupation of the moral high ground without doing the same here. He told you what happened. Be grateful he did that, use the information as you see fit and shut up. There is absolutely no need to start dishing out condescending advice

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On a more useful note, I noticed a new place just opened at the top of whitecross street (old street end). Its pretty narrow and the rooms are downstairs. I literally had to bend double to get under the beams (Im not freakishly tall). All nice snd clean though. Still smells of fresh paint and they were offering an introductory price of 30 for 30. Massage was ok with extras on offer but at a stupid price (50 HE and 100 B2B). HE ended up being topless with access down below as well. Was well delivered with the expected results. Cleaned up, ducked low and was out in 30 minutes. Cant remember the girl or shop name sorry

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On a more useful note, I noticed a new place just opened at the top of whitecross street (old street end). Its pretty narrow and the rooms are downstairs. I literally had to bend double to get under the beams (Im not freakishly tall). All nice snd clean though. Still smells of fresh paint and they were offering an introductory price of 30 for 30. Massage was ok with extras on offer but at a stupid price (50 HE and 100 B2B). HE ended up being topless with access down below as well. Was well delivered with the expected results. Cleaned up, ducked low and was out in 30 minutes. Cant remember the girl or shop name sorry

Phwoarrr! What was her top and down below like?

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Phwoarrr! What was her top and down below like?
Id say she was late 30s. Slim with nice B tits and responsive nips. She didnt have a washboard stomach but very nice. Down below was trimmed and wet. I’d probably go back if it wasn't for the pricing

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There was (is?) New Moon on Whitecross at the Old Street end, the boss lady Ton Ton had a pretty sizeable pair on a slim frame.

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There was (is?) New Moon on Whitecross at the Old Street end, the boss lady Ton Ton had a pretty sizeable pair on a slim frame.
Yeah I think that closed a couple of years ago? Big shop with a large frontage (the shop Im talking about here lol). This place is tiny. Was called Yuko or something like that
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Yawn - do we really have to go there? There are already enough threads ruined with people determined to show their occupation of the moral high ground without doing the same here. He told you what happened. Be grateful he did that, use the information as you see fit and shut up. There is absolutely no need to start dishing out condescending advice

So says a contributor setting out condescending advice  :wackogirl:

What was the name of the new gaff near Old Street offering silly price extras so we don't go to the wrong place?

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New shop opened in Blackheath, Spa Land.

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Shop looks very legit but I saw the owner/manager(?) in the Ryman's across the road recently and my experience tells me this woman has been around, if you know what I mean.

Asian girl with blonde hair, quite sexy (although I did for a moment wonder if she was a ladyboy :unknown:).

 I heard her on her mobile flirting with someone and when she caught be having a look at her she giggled and gave me a little coy smile. She left the shop and as she crossed the road to go back to her shop she glanced back and again caught my eye and smiled. She clearly knew what I had in mind!   :kissgirl:

So you never know. Shop appearance and location suggests legit, but this flirtatious shopkeeper has me wondering!

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New shop opened in Blackheath, Spa Land.

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Shop looks very legit but I saw the owner/manager(?) in the Ryman's across the road recently and my experience tells me this woman has been around, if you know what I mean.

Asian girl with blonde hair, quite sexy (although I did for a moment wonder if she was a ladyboy :unknown:).

 I heard her on her mobile flirting with someone and when she caught be having a look at her she giggled and gave me a little coy smile. She left the shop and as she crossed the road to go back to her shop she glanced back and again caught my eye and smiled. She clearly knew what I had in mind!   :kissgirl:

So you never know. Shop appearance and location suggests legit, but this flirtatious shopkeeper has me wondering!

Thanks, the entry price of 70ph and the premises geared to be for lady clients, I'll let some young hunk go chance his todger past the gauntlet of civvies.

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Has anybody been here yet ? Think it's quite new. Website and viva link

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There seems to be a flurry of new Thai places in South East London.

I came across this during a Google search yesterday: External Link/Members Only

I was nearby, so took a walk past. The shop fitter was still there, adding signage stickers to the windows. I asked the pleasant Thai woman (I'd say in her 50's) stood outside when they were due to open. She asked the guy doing the signs and he said they should be ready Friday.

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There seems to be a flurry of new Thai places in South East London.

I came across this during a Google search yesterday: External Link/Members Only

I was nearby, so took a walk past. The shop fitter was still there, adding signage stickers to the windows. I asked the pleasant Thai woman (I'd say in her 50's) stood outside when they were due to open. She asked the guy doing the signs and he said they should be ready Friday.

Nice, I know where this is located.

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There seems to be a flurry of new Thai places in South East London.

I came across this during a Google search yesterday: External Link/Members Only

I was nearby, so took a walk past. The shop fitter was still there, adding signage stickers to the windows. I asked the pleasant Thai woman (I'd say in her 50's) stood outside when they were due to open. She asked the guy doing the signs and he said they should be ready Friday.

Nice, can nip by the Turkish barbershop afterwards to fill out my Companies House forms.

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Thanks, the entry price of 70ph and the premises geared to be for lady clients, I'll let some young hunk go chance his todger past the gauntlet of civvies.

Was looking for a plan B in Blackheath after a stretch session ( around the corner) if that does not leave me fully happy,  but this outfit wants a deposit so I will go for a walk in ( if needed) though  I may need a plan C....

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Thanks, the entry price of 70ph and the premises geared to be for lady clients, I'll let some young hunk go chance his todger past the gauntlet of civvies.

Didn’t even clock the entry fee. Fuck that (unless it’s a sure thing?).

I’ll wait until the business isnt so new and they may be getting desperate for customers.


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Has anybody been here yet ? Think it's quite new. Website and viva link

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This place has been advertising for a couple of years (Gumtree too), iirc an enquiry over a year back pre-dating the website, got a very incomplete reply, presumably from a Thai, that curtly just asked when I wanted rather than tell me how much.  When they subsequently just said "60" they didn't then clarify what massage methods that covered.  This didn't have the vibe of a coy but saucy provider saying "come see" with a wink.
GL if you try but at 60 for an hour I'm not chancing a schlep to Gypsy Hill even if there is a shower in the room.  Plan B up at Qi Clinic isn't enough of a reassurance.

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This place has been advertising for a couple of years (Gumtree too)...didn't have the vibe of a coy but saucy provider saying "come see" with a wink.

The VS advert currently has detailed measurements for an SP suggesting additional services may be available as these are not usually included for legit providers. Previous adverts did not contain this.
Like LLP I made enquiries some time ago and got a legitimate vibe so moved on. The address at that time was a house that sits in the middle of a residential cul-de-sac with posters displaying the business in the front windows.
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New number for March Massage - 07501322288 advertising on Gum Tree. Google says its 'permanently closed', but it has girls who change each Monday. I use WhatsApp and they send you face photos of the two girls working. These disappear as soon as you open them.  Their entrance is down the wide alley off Benhurst Road into what I thought were flats, but the corridor leads into the original March Massage shop. Waited in the old reception for 5 minutes before two grils came.  I chose a very pretty slim Chinese girl called YoYo. She looked in her early-mid 30s. £90 entrance fee, b2b masssage wearing her knickers. Extra £60 for FS with condom. Functional, pleasant service with a shower. I'll probably re-visit sometime :)

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This place has been advertising for a couple of years (Gumtree too), iirc an enquiry over a year back pre-dating the website, got a very incomplete reply, presumably from a Thai, that curtly just asked when I wanted rather than tell me how much.  When they subsequently just said "60" they didn't then clarify what massage methods that covered.  This didn't have the vibe of a coy but saucy provider saying "come see" with a wink.
GL if you try but at 60 for an hour I'm not chancing a schlep to Gypsy Hill even if there is a shower in the room.  Plan B up at Qi Clinic isn't enough of a reassurance.

Hmmm interesting cheers, gypsy hill is on my doorstep I'll give it a go at some point then report back.

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The VS advert currently has detailed measurements for an SP suggesting additional services may be available as these are not usually included for legit providers. Previous adverts did not contain this.
Like LLP I made enquiries some time ago and got a legitimate vibe so moved on. The address at that time was a house that sits in the middle of a residential cul-de-sac with posters displaying the business in the front windows.
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Yeah the address brings up a house just a road off the high street. Worth a visit for me not far.

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Haven't been writing reviews as I've been a regular to someone for quite a while now and only see others when I have an itch and I can't wait for her. I also saved some of my punting budget for a holiday in Japan where I also punted.

So There's "Nikki Polish" in Skyline who seemed alright overall. Black hair, 5 ft 3-4 ish, medium ish build and looks decent. Everything pretty much just seemed okay. Not really much less or more but I would say she's safe to visit. She wanted £50 for the B2B+hand relief. There's also a new lady at this place called Fiona Alaskan. was told 30, size 10 and tall but I don't even trust the ethnicities they give at this place.
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New number for March Massage - 07501322288 advertising on Gum Tree. Google says its 'permanently closed', but it has girls who change each Monday. I use WhatsApp and they send you face photos of the two girls working. These disappear as soon as you open them.  Their entrance is down the wide alley off Benhurst Road into what I thought were flats, but the corridor leads into the original March Massage shop. Waited in the old reception for 5 minutes before two grils came.  I chose a very pretty slim Chinese girl called YoYo. She looked in her early-mid 30s. £90 entrance fee, b2b masssage wearing her knickers. Extra £60 for FS with condom. Functional, pleasant service with a shower. I'll probably re-visit sometime :)

I have tried Googling - do you mean Benhurst Avenue, Elm Park, Hornchurch?

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I have tried Googling - do you mean Benhurst Avenue, Elm Park, Hornchurch?
Yes, sorry mate, it is Benhurst Avenue!
She will text you to go down the alley alongside 212 Benhurst Av, RM12 4QN
Enjoy :)

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Haven't been writing reviews as I've been a regular to someone for quite a while now and only see others when I have an itch and I can't wait for her. I also saved some of my punting budget for a holiday in Japan where I also punted.

So There's "Nikki Polish" in Skyline who seemed alright overall. Black hair, 5 ft 3-4 ish, medium ish build and looks decent. Everything pretty much just seemed okay. Not really much less or more but I would say she's safe to visit. She wanted £50 for the B2B+hand relief. There's also a new lady at this place called Fiona Alaskan. was told 30, size 10 and tall but I don't even trust the ethnicities they give at this place.

Alaskan, interesting. But agree you can’t trust their ethnicity claims. Probably more like Siberian!

Haven’t been to skyline in ages. Will try to go soon and report back if I see the ‘Alaskan’


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Yes, sorry mate, it is Benhurst Avenue!

Thanks - not my usual patch, but may have to go that way next week.
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Alaskan, interesting. But agree you can’t trust their ethnicity claims. Probably more like Siberian!

Haven’t been to skyline in ages. Will try to go soon and report back if I see the ‘Alaskan’

Pretty certain not Alaskan, has a distinctly "Russian" accent, could be Central Asian/Steppes type from one of the "stans" as she has Eastern looks, although it's possible she could have some Inuit/Northern tribe blood giving her similar features.  The accent though just doesn't make it likely, unless she travelled the "wrong" way across the Bering Strait.
Sturdy build, attractive side of plain face, pleasant attitude, good English, ex-Health worker driven to this lark for income.  Her massage not bad.  No OW(O).  Not much of a kisser.  Some scarring around middle and she seems reluctant to bare her belly.  Thankfully standard pricing accepted although not much skill to her b2b so maybe best for those wanting a rub and HR or topless (though nat Bs not a prime feature).

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Pretty certain not Alaskan, has a distinctly "Russian" accent, could be Central Asian/Steppes type from one of the "stans" as she has Eastern looks, although it's possible she could have some Inuit/Northern tribe blood giving her similar features.  The accent though just doesn't make it likely, unless she travelled the "wrong" way across the Bering Strait.
Sturdy build, attractive side of plain face, pleasant attitude, good English, ex-Health worker driven to this lark for income.  Her massage not bad.  No OW(O).  Not much of a kisser.  Some scarring around middle and she seems reluctant to bare her belly.  Thankfully standard pricing accepted although not much skill to her b2b so maybe best for those wanting a rub and HR or topless (though nat Bs not a prime feature).

I see. Thanks for additional details. Seems ok but won’t go out of my way for that now. I actually rang there this morning wondering if I might catch her but she’s not on today (it’s polish Nikki all day and Colombian Sara and Indian Tara splitting the day). If I feel motivated I might pop in to see Tara. Can’t recall if I’ve seen her but I know she’s been reviewed plenty.

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I see. Thanks for additional details. Seems ok but won’t go out of my way for that now. I actually rang there this morning wondering if I might catch her but she’s not on today (it’s polish Nikki all day and Colombian Sara and Indian Tara splitting the day). If I feel motivated I might pop in to see Tara. Can’t recall if I’ve seen her but I know she’s been reviewed plenty.

Don't think Indian Tarah has had much mention, I can't find any mention that I made of her the several years back when she appeared and didn't impress.  WankingD or one of the other vocal regulars probably has dropped tuppence worth.  Could've sworn I said something in this thread.  Don't be confusing her with American Tara from prior, it ain't her.
GL if you try anyway.

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So Fiona is Alaskan/ Siberian, she is as described, massage average but has a very high sex drive and will encourage pussy grind and more if you are not careful and she actually enjoys it
Tara is a different girl who is actually good. Nikki delivers a very decent massage and is super flexible, I think she had acrobatic training.
All three are worth the money.

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So Fiona is Alaskan/ Siberian, she is as described, massage average but has a very high sex drive and will encourage pussy grind and more if you are not careful and she actually enjoys it
Tara is a different girl who is actually good. Nikki delivers a very decent massage and is super flexible, I think she had acrobatic training.
All three are worth the money.

Contact details for this emporium of delights??

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So Fiona is Alaskan/ Siberian, she is as described, massage average but has a very high sex drive and will encourage pussy grind and more if you are not careful and she actually enjoys it
Tara is a different girl who is actually good. Nikki delivers a very decent massage and is super flexible, I think she had acrobatic training.
All three are worth the money.

Thanks for the warning.  :drinks
Seems they're very YMMV as my first encounters were not recommendable experiences with any of them.  Did you see Tarah recently as I haven't revisited since her debut years back? 
Nikki I made the mistake of giving a second try a couple months back on the recommendation of management, she was as unimpressive then as when i mentioned her way back.  She also works Natural Tree/Akos in Edgware as a "Polish" I think, didn't ask for her working name there.  Thankfully there are others there I would repeat if up that way like Cindy or Kalina if wanting a blowie and munch, no FS offered.