London massage shop mini reviews

[Mr Rollison]

Yes and more Chinese than Thai. In the new Thai Spa, ex-Organic Remedies, temporarily located around the corner on Glentworth Street they are younger.

Thanks.
Next time I'll go back again.
I like a very mature massage.
Never been fond of the 1 hour massage price though.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Thanks Sparkus    Bella was given my mob. no. and WhatsApp me . Had a chat and arranged to meet at RK 1 ( will check out the competition at Wanthana at same time ) . The conversation went around in circles and was bit like herding cats  and she is very much to the point . Will go ahead and review if it materialises 

Ended up at Wanthana with Niew who was really good . Pre booking with Bella was like an explosion    in a paint factory  Will create 3 reviews soon and thanks for the info. Sparkus    also bumped into Lora from The Thatched house . Although she's had a nip and tuck the boobs still look large 

[sparkus]

Ended up at Wanthana with Niew who was really good . Pre booking with Bella was like an explosion    in a paint factory  Will create 3 reviews soon and thanks for the info. Sparkus    also bumped into Lora from The Thatched house . Although she's had a nip and tuck the boobs still look large 

 

I'd say they're still large and also a great shape/very suckable, it's just they're not HUGE like before and that is pure

[Duron]

Is this Lora of Leytonstone?

[sparkus]

Is this Lora of Leytonstone?

Yes, Thatched House is the area to the south of Leytonstone near to Leyton, rather than a euphemism for what she keeps in her pants (not that I'd know, sadly).

[Agent W]

Visited Kiki Oriental Massage, 32 Westbury Avenue N22 6RS, 5 minutes' walk from Turnpike Lane tube station. A lot of Lime bikes near the station, could save a walk. Parking is all permit holders but a few pay by phone / RingGo spaces, e.g. the section of Hawke Park Road below the barrier blocking access to Westbury Avenue (you have to drive around the houses a bit but plenty of spaces when you get there.)

Shop location is right on the busy road, next to a barber's and opposite a pub, but luckily it was a weekday afternoon so didn't attract much attention.

I wasn't sure what to expect when I stepped inside, but a bit of Will-She-Won't-She is all part of the experience. I was met by Zaza, a friendly 30ish Chinese lady with a nice figure and bleach blond hair. Paid the standard £30 for 30 minutes, shown into a small room with a comfortable massage bed and a shower, and was asked to undress. Stripped to my boxers to be on the safe side, told to take them off.

Massage was thorough, though the bit where she dug her thumbs into the sides of my shoulder blades was agony. Not sure if it had some therapeutic benefits or if I was just lucky to escape serious injury to be honest. The bum fondling started around 15 mins in. After a brief discussion, settled on naked B2B for £60. It was nice and I'd go back, though tbh I have had more tantric experiences elsewhere. But then again I was a first-time rando walk-in so maybe repeated visits would pay off.

[DickiePunting]

 A couple of recent meh experiences in  the last few months.

Lavender health centre on clerkenwell road.

About 6 weeks ago. Walking past the shop around 2pm on a Friday. I was kind in the hunt for a massage + extras. I initially walked passed bamboo spa that was going through renovation.  Then headed north as I knew more parlours in the area. As I walked past lavenders health centre, from inside what appeared to be facially attractive young Chinese lady (I thought) who  made eye contact and gestured to come in. In the moment thought, let’s give this ago.

30mins for £40 (could have been £35 and they kept change)

Massage was poor and mediocre at best. The lady who looked reasonably attractive from the outside and nice smile, had a few extra pounds around the waste and was not as youthful as I had thought. About 10-15mims ask if I wanted anything extra. The price was something like £60 for HJ and then upsold topless for another £20. (Or could have been B2B but there was no b2b).  I think her name was name was something like Celice or Felicity.

Anyway, would not go back her.

Natural ways on George street

A little bit more interesting. This was on a Saturday about a month ago.  I thought this was going to be a WSWS punt as it look legit. I think this was either £40 or £45 for 30mins.
Had an Arabic lady, who name was something like Anna. not petite, curves in the right place and something certainly arousing and I wanted to see those Chebs. Massage started quietly but then I engaged and there was a bit of flirting. She may have taken a liken to me. But anyway managed to get a topless HJ. She didn’t ask for money and I think I paid £60 at the end. Different to the normal Chinese  and the impression I get is she might only do this part time. Would possibly go back to see if more was on offer.

[LLPunting]

A couple of recent meh experiences in  the last few months.

Lavender health centre on clerkenwell road.

About 6 weeks ago. Walking past the shop around 2pm on a Friday. I was kind in the hunt for a massage + extras. I initially walked passed bamboo spa that was going through renovation.  Then headed north as I knew more parlours in the area. As I walked past lavenders health centre, from inside what appeared to be facially attractive young Chinese lady (I thought) who  made eye contact and gestured to come in. In the moment thought, let’s give this ago.

30mins for £40 (could have been £35 and they kept change)

Massage was poor and mediocre at best. The lady who looked reasonably attractive from the outside and nice smile, had a few extra pounds around the waste and was not as youthful as I had thought. About 10-15mims ask if I wanted anything extra. The price was something like £60 for HJ and then upsold topless for another £20. (Or could have been B2B but there was no b2b).  I think her name was name was something like Celice or Felicity.

Anyway, would not go back her.

Natural ways on George street

A little bit more interesting. This was on a Saturday about a month ago.  I thought this was going to be a WSWS punt as it look legit. I think this was either £40 or £45 for 30mins.
Had an Arabic lady, who name was something like Anna. not petite, curves in the right place and something certainly arousing and I wanted to see those Chebs. Massage started quietly but then I engaged and there was a bit of flirting. She may have taken a liken to me. But anyway managed to get a topless HJ. She didn’t ask for money and I think I paid £60 at the end. Different to the normal Chinese  and the impression I get is she might only do this part time. Would possibly go back to see if more was on offer.

Thanks for the recce 
Good luck with the next one.

[TAblackhawk]

I'd say they're still large and also a great shape/very suckable, it's just they're not HUGE like before and that is pure

any chance you know or could recommend any huge boob titwank specialist? I haven't gone back to lora since her weight lost I don't want to be disappointed 😅

[sparkus]

any chance you know or could recommend any huge boob titwank specialist? I haven't gone back to lora since her weight lost I don't want to be disappointed 😅

If only I knew, I mean there are on AW but none in shops that I've found or read about on here post-covid.

Lora was found and reviewed quite quickly on here. There's a plethora of EE run salons in East London but only her and Acam Sisters (also Roms) have ever ended up on here.

[Duron]

Yes. I'd also like to revisit Lora, but fear I might be disappointed as I'd be comparing with the previous boobage. But her sensual touch was great. So maybe a little visit might not be a bad thing.

[sparkus]

Yes. I'd also like to revisit Lora, but fear I might be disappointed as I'd be comparing with the previous boobage. But her sensual touch was great. So maybe a little visit might not be a bad thing.

They're still a decent size and shape and very, very suckable.
Her HJ skills are also still amazing.
From what I remember, some on here weren't enamoured with her build so that issue is now sorted.

[sparkus]

They're still a decent size and shape and very, very suckable.
Her HJ skills are also still amazing.
From what I remember, some on here weren't enamoured with her build so that issue is now sorted.

That said, it's a bit depressing that all these years on we're still raving about Lora's chest.

As the guy above asked, surely there's been some new discoveries?

[TAblackhawk]

That said, it's a bit depressing that all these years on we're still raving about Lora's chest.

As the guy above asked, surely there's been some new discoveries?

yes her chest was Epic! I couldn't quite handle the disappointment of going back I'd rather keep the memory of her previous boobage!.

hopefully someone can recommend. I did see anna a few years back. I remember her having great boobs I think G size and gave a great titjob. now that I'm back in the game I shall report back.

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[ParkingArea]

Review from visit to Bangkok 2 a couple of weeks ago.  Was at a loose end, and in the Leytonstone High Road area.  I realised I was near the Thai places, and Bangkok 2 had someone free.  The person in question was called Vicky, and was a sturdy Greek lady with a very large chest.  I booked an hour.  Massage was very high quality.  A bit WSWS - think she was a bit shy and I didn't massively fancy her, so didn't push it, and would've been happy with just a massage, so was in no rush for anything sensual to begin.  Last 5-10 mins she began some excellent teasing strokes, which got me very much in the mood.  I'm not a fan of spanking one out, and since the early signs were promising, I asked if we could extend for 30 mins.  This was agreed, and and a long edging session ensued, with good technique, which I enjoyed.  I didn't reach a climax, but that doesn't bother me - I had had a good time.  Vicky was nice company and good at both styles of massage.  I gave a standard-sized tip.

[RAJEC]

Review from visit to Bangkok 2 a couple of weeks ago.  Was at a loose end, and in the Leytonstone High Road area.  I realised I was near the Thai places, and Bangkok 2 had someone free.  The person in question was called Vicky, and was a sturdy Greek lady with a very large chest.  I booked an hour.  Massage was very high quality.  A bit WSWS - think she was a bit shy and I didn't massively fancy her, so didn't push it, and would've been happy with just a massage, so was in no rush for anything sensual to begin.  Last 5-10 mins she began some excellent teasing strokes, which got me very much in the mood.  I'm not a fan of spanking one out, and since the early signs were promising, I asked if we could extend for 30 mins.  This was agreed, and and a long edging session ensued, with good technique, which I enjoyed.  I didn't reach a climax, but that doesn't bother me - I had had a good time.  Vicky was nice company and good at both styles of massage.  I gave a standard-sized tip.

How much was the hour massage?
What’s a standard sized tip? Did she get her chebs out?

[ParkingArea]

How much was the hour massage?
What’s a standard sized tip? Did she get her chebs out?

I think it was 45 - it certainly ended in a 5.  She offered to undress, but I didn't want her to - I didn't find her very particularly attractive, so I was happy just for her to continue what she was doing.  What I mean by "standard tip" is I didn't give an especially generous tip, as I might for exceptional service.  Obviously my standard and your standard might not be the same.  All I mean in this case was I was satisfied by her service and had a good but not amazing time, so tipped accordingly.  She didn't ask for a specific amount, or what I was going to offer, so there wasn't any negotiation on this occasion.

[sparkus]

I think it was 45 - it certainly ended in a 5.  She offered to undress, but I didn't want her to - I didn't find her very particularly attractive, so I was happy just for her to continue what she was doing.  What I mean by "standard tip" is I didn't give an especially generous tip, as I might for exceptional service.  Obviously my standard and your standard might not be the same.  All I mean in this case was I was satisfied by her service and had a good but not amazing time, so tipped accordingly.  She didn't ask for a specific amount, or what I was going to offer, so there wasn't any negotiation on this occasion.

A "very large chest" that you noticed but didn't want to see/touch? 

[ParkingArea]

A "very large chest" that you noticed but didn't want to see/touch? 

Yes... that's not my personal preference.  I like slender / small-breasted women.  The fact that she had a large chest was definitely noticeable - it was very large indeed.  But as that's not my thing, I wasn't especially interested in exploring it.

[stampjones]

Yes... that's not my personal preference.  I like slender / small-breasted women.  The fact that she had a large chest was definitely noticeable - it was very large indeed.  But as that's not my thing, I wasn't especially interested in exploring it.

Oh no I think you might have exploded Sparkus’s brain. Tell him you were only joking, quick before it’s too late 

[sparkus]

Oh no I think you might have exploded Sparkus’s brain. Tell him you were only joking, quick before it’s too late 

I just think he's on the wrong site 

BTW, what day was this mate? 

[ParkingArea]

BTW, what day was this mate? 

It was Saturday.

[sparkus]

It was Saturday.

Let the stanpede begin 

[Munter84]

Visited "Let's Relax Massage" in Acton recently. A street over from Morrisons, not exactly discreet. This place has been reviewed several times over the years, garnering middling reviews of 40+ year old masseuses. My experience matches this.

Saw a lady calling herself Kiki, she is at least 40 but if told she was in her 60s I wouldn't be overly surprised. Handed over £50 for the hour and was left for what felt like a long time to undress. She returned eventually, ridiculously overdressed in a canary yellow dress and matching jacket. Was offered a shower in the small cubicle in the treatment room. The massage itself was fairly pleasant but slightly amateurish Thai style kneading, cracking and pulling. This verged on being quite nice and relaxing, but slightly hampered by one of Acton's local nutters screaming incoherent abuse in the street a few feet away. Offered B2B on the flip but opted for HE at £30 instead, I closed my eyes and imagined somebody younger and sexier and eventually popped. Another shower offered, checking my watch after I got more or less the full hour. I'm in no hurry to return.

[JamesDakota]

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Any perfect london massage pros out here who can help me with some insights on Christina? I am tempted to book but wondering if its just a cute face with no real extras on offer?

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[jayper]

Any perfect london massage pros out here who can help me with some insights on Christina? I am tempted to book but wondering if its just a cute face with no real extras on offer?

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She used to be on the mindmassage.co.uk roster (which now seems defunct). All I know is that she only works from 7:30pm onwards so I've never been able to book her.

[rubandtuguk]

I miss Sakura and Ruby. Jennie too. Good times.

[JamesDakota]

She used to be on the mindmassage.co.uk roster (which now seems defunct). All I know is that she only works from 7:30pm onwards so I've never been able to book her.

Yes you’re right. I have been told she only starts at 7pm at the earliest.
I booked her yesterday for 8pm but was told around 7pm that she couldn’t do it because the travel time was 90mins (then why tf she accepted booking in the first place?). Anyway didn’t happen which was a shame!

[Fuzzyduck]

Yes you’re right. I have been told she only starts at 7pm at the earliest.
I booked her yesterday for 8pm but was told around 7pm that she couldn’t do it because the travel time was 90mins (then why tf she accepted booking in the first place?). Anyway didn’t happen which was a shame!

Or perhaps she bumped you for a regular or a more convenient booking.

[JamesDakota]

Or perhaps she bumped you for a regular or a more convenient booking.

Perhaps! I am determined to book again at some point as she looks tempting to me. Somehow my gut feel is she doesn’t offer much (probably HJ at max) but its the WSWS that is keeping me interested…

[GmxJim]

Visited "Let's Relax Massage" in Acton recently. A street over from Morrisons, not exactly discreet. This place has been reviewed several times over the years, garnering middling reviews of 40+ year old masseuses. My experience matches this.

Saw a lady calling herself Kiki, she is at least 40 but if told she was in her 60s I wouldn't be overly surprised. Handed over £50 for the hour and was left for what felt like a long time to undress. She returned eventually, ridiculously overdressed in a canary yellow dress and matching jacket. Was offered a shower in the small cubicle in the treatment room. The massage itself was fairly pleasant but slightly amateurish Thai style kneading, cracking and pulling. This verged on being quite nice and relaxing, but slightly hampered by one of Acton's local nutters screaming incoherent abuse in the street a few feet away. Offered B2B on the flip but opted for HE at £30 instead, I closed my eyes and imagined somebody younger and sexier and eventually popped. Another shower offered, checking my watch after I got more or less the full hour. I'm in no hurry to return.

Haven't been there for years, was always one of my go to places as it was local and most of the girls although older were ok.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I rarely punt these days but I do, occasionally, get the urge so I popped into the Chinese place on Pound Lane Epsom for the first time in over a year.

asianorientalchinesemassageinepsom.co.uk

They don't seem to advertise on Gumtree anymore and the phone numbers are different so I was hoping a new crew had taken it over and face lifted the place. Nope, same dingy set up as before. Same fairy lights and the bamboo pipe/flute music has not changed in, I think, over 7 years.

I saw Rose who I had seen before. About 5 foot tall, slim, late 30's probably, medium pert boobs with responsive nipples. Trimmed bush.

Rose gives a good massage and seems to know what she is doing massage wise. Not just moving oil around and kneading.

£45 for an hour and £50 for b2b. Totally nude and got on top for a little while.

I never got the £5 change from the £50 I paid on entry either.

[Mattygibbsy]

Are there actually any discreet ish massage parlours in Soho? 😂. Going into a shop where loads are about I’ve never found comfortable. Although I end up going in. But please tell me any shops that are a bit more discreet around Soho

[PumpDump]

Are there actually any discreet ish massage parlours in Soho? 😂. Going into a shop where loads are about I’ve never found comfortable. Although I end up going in. But please tell me any shops that are a bit more discreet around Soho

Roseberry massage is on a back street, not too many people around.

[stampjones]

Roseberry massage is on a back street, not too many people around.

True but it’s a very narrow street so if you get your timing wrong you can be right next to someone. Otoh some of the super busy ones like gerard street are so busy you’re more anonymous in some ways. Ultimately some soho places are quieter than others but the area is still f busy.

[PumpDump]

True but it’s a very narrow street so if you get your timing wrong you can be right next to someone. Otoh some of the super busy ones like gerard street are so busy you’re more anonymous in some ways. Ultimately some soho places are quieter than others but the area is still f busy.

I agree with you, the busy streets are the best, you can slip in unnoticed.

[londonhas]

Are there actually any discreet ish massage parlours in Soho? 😂. Going into a shop where loads are about I’ve never found comfortable. Although I end up going in. But please tell me any shops that are a bit more discreet around Soho

you could try Everwell in the middle of Gerard Street in Chinatown. it shares an entrance with a building with some offices for lawyers and accountants, so it's not obvious from outside what you're going inside for. firm massages but the girls are older. i've gotten OWO there way back in the day as well

[sparkus]

you could try Everwell in the middle of Gerard Street in Chinatown. it shares an entrance with a building with some offices for lawyers and accountants, so it's not obvious from outside what you're going inside for. firm massages but the girls are older. i've gotten OWO there way back in the day as well

Not been in there in years but I've had FS in that basement a few times too.

[alichampion]

I appreciate I am new and have not done much contribution.

I have a really bad back and needed a massage with a good masseur. Is there anyone you can recommend who can help me out and also would offer a BJ as extra?

[Mr Rollison]

Roseberry massage is on a back street, not too many people around.

Don't do what I did.
I quickly opened the door and walked into the nail salon next door. Announced I've an appointment.
It was my first visit.

[stampjones]

I appreciate I am new and have not done much contribution.

I have a really bad back and needed a massage with a good masseur. Is there anyone you can recommend who can help me out and also would offer a BJ as extra?

If you have a bad back I’d suggest seeing a physio or a medically based person rather than risk someone fucking it up worse. Then once your sorted you have a wide choice of ladies on this thread, some of whom will give BJ. I think the intersection between BJ providers and medically trained massagers is pretty small though

[jayper]

Don't do what I did.
I quickly opened the door and walked into the nail salon next door. Announced I've an appointment.
It was my first visit.

What colour did you paint your nails?

[sparkus]

If you have a bad back I’d suggest seeing a physio or a medically based person rather than risk someone fucking it up worse. Then once your sorted you have a wide choice of ladies on this thread, some of whom will give BJ. I think the intersection between BJ providers and medically trained massagers is pretty small though

Can only agree.  If I've ever had a massage + BJ it's only ever been by someone who's given a perfunctory beauty salon-type rub.

[alichampion]

If you have a bad back I’d suggest seeing a physio or a medically based person rather than risk someone fucking it up worse. Then once your sorted you have a wide choice of ladies on this thread, some of whom will give BJ. I think the intersection between BJ providers and medically trained massagers is pretty small though

Thank you. I will heed your advice.

[alichampion]

Can only agree.  If I've ever had a massage + BJ it's only ever been by someone who's given a perfunctory beauty salon-type rub.

Thanks.

[luv2kiss54]

Review from visit to Bangkok 2 a couple of weeks ago.  Was at a loose end, and in the Leytonstone High Road area.  I realised I was near the Thai places, and Bangkok 2 had someone free.  The person in question was called Vicky, and was a sturdy Greek lady with a very large chest.  I booked an hour.  Massage was very high quality.  A bit WSWS - think she was a bit shy and I didn't massively fancy her, so didn't push it, and would've been happy with just a massage, so was in no rush for anything sensual to begin.  Last 5-10 mins she began some excellent teasing strokes, which got me very much in the mood.  I'm not a fan of spanking one out, and since the early signs were promising, I asked if we could extend for 30 mins.  This was agreed, and and a long edging session ensued, with good technique, which I enjoyed.  I didn't reach a climax, but that doesn't bother me - I had had a good time.  Vicky was nice company and good at both styles of massage.  I gave a standard-sized tip.

Sorry what is "Bangkok 2".. is that the full name ?

[sparkus]

Sorry what is "Bangkok 2".. is that the full name ?

Quite bizarrely, yes.

[tonystark]

you could try Everwell in the middle of Gerard Street in Chinatown. it shares an entrance with a building with some offices for lawyers and accountants, so it's not obvious from outside what you're going inside for. firm massages but the girls are older. i've gotten OWO there way back in the day as well

I used go there regularly until about 18 months ago. Used to get good FS from Cindy. Is she still about? 18 months ago I felt she'd gone off the boil and she wasn't as good as she used to be, so drifted away. Any news if she's still active?

[Faz]

Sorry where is this Bangkok 2 place I have no idea. Pls give more details

[BenHiggins]

I used go there regularly until about 18 months ago. Used to get good FS from Cindy. Is she still about? 18 months ago I felt she'd gone off the boil and she wasn't as good as she used to be, so drifted away. Any news if she's still active?

Cindy was still there a few months back.  I dropped in for old times sake.  She doesn’t seem keen to offer FS, although have enjoyed it with her in the past.  I agree she is not quite what she used to be back in the day but her body is holding up well and she always offers a nice combination of a good strong massage and some much needed relief.