London massage shop mini reviews

[MissWolf]

These conversations keep happening on individual reviews - guys discussing who does what at this (and approximately 3 other) institutions. But then we get told not to pollute the individual threads by discussing other SPs and to move the discussion to the dedicated thread - here. But, as has been said a few times, these details should not be in the public domain as it risks the girls being exposed with their agents.

Ideally this would be moved to massages because dedicated threads are very helpful to members

Why not report your post and ask the admin team to look into...

Moving to the regional review section
Pinning it to the top
Changing its title to something like....... London massage parlours/providers of extras.... Discussion

[daviemac]

Yes, and this is why I posted there in the first place. Don't know why mods moved it here.

You posted it as a review and, because it isn't a review, a forum helper moved it here as that is all he could do.

You should have reported it yourself and it could have been sorted.

[jayper]

You posted it as a review and, because it isn't a review, a forum helper moved it here as that is all he could do.

You should have reported it yourself and it could have been sorted.

I have. Late but I have.

[daviemac]

I have. Late but I have.

We don't see the point of it mate, why not post it in the pinned massage shop thread? Why does the list need to be separate?

[jayper]

We don't see the point of it mate, why not post it in the pinned massage shop thread? Why does the list need to be separate?

Because this is neither a shop nor independents, and because posts there become obsolete quite quickly as the conversation moves along with irrelevant posts to this specific topic. Judging by the responses there are a few users interested in the topic, but if it's just going to sit here in the open may I politely request you delete the post entirely please.

[sparkus]

Booked her twice in the past but no luck. Legit massage and a very decent one

I think I'd just cry.

[yesbby]

Because this is neither a shop nor independents, and because posts there become obsolete quite quickly as the conversation moves along with irrelevant posts to this specific topic. Judging by the responses there are a few users interested in the topic, but if it's just going to sit here in the open may I politely request you delete the post entirely please.

Yes this is a special category for a number of reasons;

the stakes are relatively high for punters - costings for extras are hidden, often extortionate, sometimes highly variable and secret (from the agency). You can't discuss them beforehand. The initial booking fee is high compared to a Thai place for example

the stakes are high for the girls - some agencies are incensed at the suggestion of extras, plus there is a distinct privacy issue. These girls can pretend to be legitimate masseurs in public (and many of them are legitimate, so they are also tainted by the reputations exposed on here)

These agencies have stable profiles that offer a choice over time. Getting to know who does what is a pursuit of its own kind especially as you can't tell until you have them in your home or hotel room. Many punters on here work their way through the whole lot, cross-referencing with the same SPs on similar as well as dissimilar other sites.

These girls almost always play on their sexuality in the profiles (sexy photos) whilst keeping the reality of the sexual side of things ambiguous or discreet. There's a particular set of detective skills needed to use these agencies

I think members would be happy to build longer, informative threads around a single review (without recourse to special formats) but we are being told not to do this

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Anyone have experience of Bella at River Kwai 1 in Leytonstone . The receptionist showed me a pic. of her several days ago and looks extremely promising !

[sparkus]

Anyone have experience of Bella at River Kwai 1 in Leytonstone . The receptionist showed me a pic. of her several days ago and looks extremely promising !

They must be feeling the pressure from Wanthana down the road then as the always present owner used to always be sat in reception and deterring the girls from offering extras and wouldn't allow you to choose (there'd be like five unoccupied SPs sat there in tunics).  British hubby to think about, y'see 

[Azucar D Artagnan]

They must be feeling the pressure from Wanthana down the road then as the always present owner used to always be sat in reception and deterring the girls from offering extras and wouldn't allow you to choose (there'd be like five unoccupied SPs sat there in tunics).  British hubby to think about, y'see 

Thanks Sparkus    Bella was given my mob. no. and WhatsApp me . Had a chat and arranged to meet at RK 1 ( will check out the competition at Wanthana at same time ) . The conversation went around in circles and was bit like herding cats  and she is very much to the point . Will go ahead and review if it materialises 

[Mr Rollison]

Short report of experiences in London massage shops this week when there on business.
At a conference in Wembley, I checked out Wembley Triangle Massage just off the High a road heading towards the stadium. Not very discreet entrance but not an issue as am not known in the area. At reception, I paid the milfy receptionist £55 for an hour and told to discuss the type of measles that in the room where I was taken by another less milfy masseuse whose turn it was. I asked for a medium massage which was therapeutic but with little hint of more such that when it was offered I was not interested.
Headed downtown that evening on the Bakerloo line and found that the Thai spa near the station, the one previously known as organic remedies had, at least temporarily, relocated to Glentworth street during renovations. As that is close to the other Thai spa, previously visited, I decided to try it.  Better decor than in the orignal and shown to an upstairs room by a rather attractive Chinese woman where as in the original Thai spa on Baker Street I could shower before and after. Without asking I received a soft massage without card swipes such that when asked if I wanted more I was not motivated. Was surprised to be asked for a tip as the masseuse suggested her massage being sensual merited one. I declined indicating I had not asked for it. I went this shop only because my preferred choice the Marylebone Thai Spa on Paddington street, had no one free.
Before heading back to Wembley, I made a final stop at Natures Way on Praed Street near Paddington which I knew would offer extras.

Regarding Marylebone Thai Spa.
It's been ages since I've visited, mainly because Lisa said she was going back to Thailand.
Are the staff still all older females?

[sparkus]

Thanks Sparkus    Bella was given my mob. no. and WhatsApp me . Had a chat and arranged to meet at RK 1 ( will check out the competition at Wanthana at same time ) . The conversation went around in circles and was bit like herding cats  and she is very much to the point . Will go ahead and review if it materialises 

I've ventured back twice to RK2 with raging hangover horn to see if I could repeat the trick and unload into the mouth of another mature.  So far no one sighted would be worth it (nor was who I did that with, TBF).  I wouldn't classify this as a reliable place.

Passed Natures Way Praed Street the other day, recce'd in minutes after a punt nearby (so no way could partake) - two quite fit young Chinese on, one packing in a crop top, the other with her very circular chebs on open display.  Both did their level best to persuade me to stay (the top became more and more open) but sadly I was spent (in more ways than one).

[Absolutman]

Regarding Marylebone Thai Spa.
It's been ages since I've visited, mainly because Lisa said she was going back to Thailand.
Are the staff still all older females?

Yes and more Chinese than Thai. In the new Thai Spa, ex-Organic Remedies, temporarily located around the corner on Glentworth Street they are younger.

[Mr Rollison]

Yes and more Chinese than Thai. In the new Thai Spa, ex-Organic Remedies, temporarily located around the corner on Glentworth Street they are younger.

Thanks.
Next time I'll go back again.
I like a very mature massage.
Never been fond of the 1 hour massage price though.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Thanks Sparkus    Bella was given my mob. no. and WhatsApp me . Had a chat and arranged to meet at RK 1 ( will check out the competition at Wanthana at same time ) . The conversation went around in circles and was bit like herding cats  and she is very much to the point . Will go ahead and review if it materialises 

Ended up at Wanthana with Niew who was really good . Pre booking with Bella was like an explosion    in a paint factory  Will create 3 reviews soon and thanks for the info. Sparkus    also bumped into Lora from The Thatched house . Although she's had a nip and tuck the boobs still look large 

[sparkus]

Ended up at Wanthana with Niew who was really good . Pre booking with Bella was like an explosion    in a paint factory  Will create 3 reviews soon and thanks for the info. Sparkus    also bumped into Lora from The Thatched house . Although she's had a nip and tuck the boobs still look large 

 

I'd say they're still large and also a great shape/very suckable, it's just they're not HUGE like before and that is pure

[Saltnpepper]

Has anybody had the pleasure ?

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[Duron]

Is this Lora of Leytonstone?

[sparkus]

Is this Lora of Leytonstone?

Yes, Thatched House is the area to the south of Leytonstone near to Leyton, rather than a euphemism for what she keeps in her pants (not that I'd know, sadly).

[Agent W]

Visited Kiki Oriental Massage, 32 Westbury Avenue N22 6RS, 5 minutes' walk from Turnpike Lane tube station. A lot of Lime bikes near the station, could save a walk. Parking is all permit holders but a few pay by phone / RingGo spaces, e.g. the section of Hawke Park Road below the barrier blocking access to Westbury Avenue (you have to drive around the houses a bit but plenty of spaces when you get there.)

Shop location is right on the busy road, next to a barber's and opposite a pub, but luckily it was a weekday afternoon so didn't attract much attention.

I wasn't sure what to expect when I stepped inside, but a bit of Will-She-Won't-She is all part of the experience. I was met by Zaza, a friendly 30ish Chinese lady with a nice figure and bleach blond hair. Paid the standard £30 for 30 minutes, shown into a small room with a comfortable massage bed and a shower, and was asked to undress. Stripped to my boxers to be on the safe side, told to take them off.

Massage was thorough, though the bit where she dug her thumbs into the sides of my shoulder blades was agony. Not sure if it had some therapeutic benefits or if I was just lucky to escape serious injury to be honest. The bum fondling started around 15 mins in. After a brief discussion, settled on naked B2B for £60. It was nice and I'd go back, though tbh I have had more tantric experiences elsewhere. But then again I was a first-time rando walk-in so maybe repeated visits would pay off.

[Hugeadmirer]

Has anybody had the pleasure ?

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I contacted this one and was quoted soemthing silly - I can’t remember how much but overpriced for a standard massage (<£80) and the extra offered was something like £30 to jack myself off. When I enquired whether I understood correctly she confirmed and then got narky when I declined to partake. Might be worth enquiring to check it’s the same person and you get the same offer

[Saltnpepper]

I contacted this one and was quoted soemthing silly - I can’t remember how much but overpriced for a standard massage (<£80) and the extra offered was something like £30 to jack myself off. When I enquired whether I understood correctly she confirmed and then got narky when I declined to partake. Might be worth enquiring to check it’s the same person and you get the same offer

Cheers, yeah even the price on the add is quite high imo for an hour.

[DickiePunting]

 A couple of recent meh experiences in  the last few months.

Lavender health centre on clerkenwell road.

About 6 weeks ago. Walking past the shop around 2pm on a Friday. I was kind in the hunt for a massage + extras. I initially walked passed bamboo spa that was going through renovation.  Then headed north as I knew more parlours in the area. As I walked past lavenders health centre, from inside what appeared to be facially attractive young Chinese lady (I thought) who  made eye contact and gestured to come in. In the moment thought, let’s give this ago.

30mins for £40 (could have been £35 and they kept change)

Massage was poor and mediocre at best. The lady who looked reasonably attractive from the outside and nice smile, had a few extra pounds around the waste and was not as youthful as I had thought. About 10-15mims ask if I wanted anything extra. The price was something like £60 for HJ and then upsold topless for another £20. (Or could have been B2B but there was no b2b).  I think her name was name was something like Celice or Felicity.

Anyway, would not go back her.

Natural ways on George street

A little bit more interesting. This was on a Saturday about a month ago.  I thought this was going to be a WSWS punt as it look legit. I think this was either £40 or £45 for 30mins.
Had an Arabic lady, who name was something like Anna. not petite, curves in the right place and something certainly arousing and I wanted to see those Chebs. Massage started quietly but then I engaged and there was a bit of flirting. She may have taken a liken to me. But anyway managed to get a topless HJ. She didn’t ask for money and I think I paid £60 at the end. Different to the normal Chinese  and the impression I get is she might only do this part time. Would possibly go back to see if more was on offer.

[LLPunting]

A couple of recent meh experiences in  the last few months.

Lavender health centre on clerkenwell road.

About 6 weeks ago. Walking past the shop around 2pm on a Friday. I was kind in the hunt for a massage + extras. I initially walked passed bamboo spa that was going through renovation.  Then headed north as I knew more parlours in the area. As I walked past lavenders health centre, from inside what appeared to be facially attractive young Chinese lady (I thought) who  made eye contact and gestured to come in. In the moment thought, let’s give this ago.

30mins for £40 (could have been £35 and they kept change)

Massage was poor and mediocre at best. The lady who looked reasonably attractive from the outside and nice smile, had a few extra pounds around the waste and was not as youthful as I had thought. About 10-15mims ask if I wanted anything extra. The price was something like £60 for HJ and then upsold topless for another £20. (Or could have been B2B but there was no b2b).  I think her name was name was something like Celice or Felicity.

Anyway, would not go back her.

Natural ways on George street

A little bit more interesting. This was on a Saturday about a month ago.  I thought this was going to be a WSWS punt as it look legit. I think this was either £40 or £45 for 30mins.
Had an Arabic lady, who name was something like Anna. not petite, curves in the right place and something certainly arousing and I wanted to see those Chebs. Massage started quietly but then I engaged and there was a bit of flirting. She may have taken a liken to me. But anyway managed to get a topless HJ. She didn’t ask for money and I think I paid £60 at the end. Different to the normal Chinese  and the impression I get is she might only do this part time. Would possibly go back to see if more was on offer.

Thanks for the recce 
Good luck with the next one.

[TAblackhawk]

I'd say they're still large and also a great shape/very suckable, it's just they're not HUGE like before and that is pure

any chance you know or could recommend any huge boob titwank specialist? I haven't gone back to lora since her weight lost I don't want to be disappointed 😅

[sparkus]

any chance you know or could recommend any huge boob titwank specialist? I haven't gone back to lora since her weight lost I don't want to be disappointed 😅

If only I knew, I mean there are on AW but none in shops that I've found or read about on here post-covid.

Lora was found and reviewed quite quickly on here. There's a plethora of EE run salons in East London but only her and Acam Sisters (also Roms) have ever ended up on here.

[Duron]

Yes. I'd also like to revisit Lora, but fear I might be disappointed as I'd be comparing with the previous boobage. But her sensual touch was great. So maybe a little visit might not be a bad thing.

[sparkus]

Yes. I'd also like to revisit Lora, but fear I might be disappointed as I'd be comparing with the previous boobage. But her sensual touch was great. So maybe a little visit might not be a bad thing.

They're still a decent size and shape and very, very suckable.
Her HJ skills are also still amazing.
From what I remember, some on here weren't enamoured with her build so that issue is now sorted.

[sparkus]

They're still a decent size and shape and very, very suckable.
Her HJ skills are also still amazing.
From what I remember, some on here weren't enamoured with her build so that issue is now sorted.

That said, it's a bit depressing that all these years on we're still raving about Lora's chest.

As the guy above asked, surely there's been some new discoveries?

[TAblackhawk]

That said, it's a bit depressing that all these years on we're still raving about Lora's chest.

As the guy above asked, surely there's been some new discoveries?

yes her chest was Epic! I couldn't quite handle the disappointment of going back I'd rather keep the memory of her previous boobage!.

hopefully someone can recommend. I did see anna a few years back. I remember her having great boobs I think G size and gave a great titjob. now that I'm back in the game I shall report back.

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[ParkingArea]

Review from visit to Bangkok 2 a couple of weeks ago.  Was at a loose end, and in the Leytonstone High Road area.  I realised I was near the Thai places, and Bangkok 2 had someone free.  The person in question was called Vicky, and was a sturdy Greek lady with a very large chest.  I booked an hour.  Massage was very high quality.  A bit WSWS - think she was a bit shy and I didn't massively fancy her, so didn't push it, and would've been happy with just a massage, so was in no rush for anything sensual to begin.  Last 5-10 mins she began some excellent teasing strokes, which got me very much in the mood.  I'm not a fan of spanking one out, and since the early signs were promising, I asked if we could extend for 30 mins.  This was agreed, and and a long edging session ensued, with good technique, which I enjoyed.  I didn't reach a climax, but that doesn't bother me - I had had a good time.  Vicky was nice company and good at both styles of massage.  I gave a standard-sized tip.

[RAJEC]

Review from visit to Bangkok 2 a couple of weeks ago.  Was at a loose end, and in the Leytonstone High Road area.  I realised I was near the Thai places, and Bangkok 2 had someone free.  The person in question was called Vicky, and was a sturdy Greek lady with a very large chest.  I booked an hour.  Massage was very high quality.  A bit WSWS - think she was a bit shy and I didn't massively fancy her, so didn't push it, and would've been happy with just a massage, so was in no rush for anything sensual to begin.  Last 5-10 mins she began some excellent teasing strokes, which got me very much in the mood.  I'm not a fan of spanking one out, and since the early signs were promising, I asked if we could extend for 30 mins.  This was agreed, and and a long edging session ensued, with good technique, which I enjoyed.  I didn't reach a climax, but that doesn't bother me - I had had a good time.  Vicky was nice company and good at both styles of massage.  I gave a standard-sized tip.

How much was the hour massage?
What’s a standard sized tip? Did she get her chebs out?

[ParkingArea]

How much was the hour massage?
What’s a standard sized tip? Did she get her chebs out?

I think it was 45 - it certainly ended in a 5.  She offered to undress, but I didn't want her to - I didn't find her very particularly attractive, so I was happy just for her to continue what she was doing.  What I mean by "standard tip" is I didn't give an especially generous tip, as I might for exceptional service.  Obviously my standard and your standard might not be the same.  All I mean in this case was I was satisfied by her service and had a good but not amazing time, so tipped accordingly.  She didn't ask for a specific amount, or what I was going to offer, so there wasn't any negotiation on this occasion.

[sparkus]

I think it was 45 - it certainly ended in a 5.  She offered to undress, but I didn't want her to - I didn't find her very particularly attractive, so I was happy just for her to continue what she was doing.  What I mean by "standard tip" is I didn't give an especially generous tip, as I might for exceptional service.  Obviously my standard and your standard might not be the same.  All I mean in this case was I was satisfied by her service and had a good but not amazing time, so tipped accordingly.  She didn't ask for a specific amount, or what I was going to offer, so there wasn't any negotiation on this occasion.

A "very large chest" that you noticed but didn't want to see/touch? 

[ParkingArea]

A "very large chest" that you noticed but didn't want to see/touch? 

Yes... that's not my personal preference.  I like slender / small-breasted women.  The fact that she had a large chest was definitely noticeable - it was very large indeed.  But as that's not my thing, I wasn't especially interested in exploring it.

[stampjones]

Yes... that's not my personal preference.  I like slender / small-breasted women.  The fact that she had a large chest was definitely noticeable - it was very large indeed.  But as that's not my thing, I wasn't especially interested in exploring it.

Oh no I think you might have exploded Sparkus’s brain. Tell him you were only joking, quick before it’s too late 

[sparkus]

Oh no I think you might have exploded Sparkus’s brain. Tell him you were only joking, quick before it’s too late 

I just think he's on the wrong site 

BTW, what day was this mate? 

[ParkingArea]

BTW, what day was this mate? 

It was Saturday.

[sparkus]

It was Saturday.

Let the stanpede begin 

[Munter84]

Visited "Let's Relax Massage" in Acton recently. A street over from Morrisons, not exactly discreet. This place has been reviewed several times over the years, garnering middling reviews of 40+ year old masseuses. My experience matches this.

Saw a lady calling herself Kiki, she is at least 40 but if told she was in her 60s I wouldn't be overly surprised. Handed over £50 for the hour and was left for what felt like a long time to undress. She returned eventually, ridiculously overdressed in a canary yellow dress and matching jacket. Was offered a shower in the small cubicle in the treatment room. The massage itself was fairly pleasant but slightly amateurish Thai style kneading, cracking and pulling. This verged on being quite nice and relaxing, but slightly hampered by one of Acton's local nutters screaming incoherent abuse in the street a few feet away. Offered B2B on the flip but opted for HE at £30 instead, I closed my eyes and imagined somebody younger and sexier and eventually popped. Another shower offered, checking my watch after I got more or less the full hour. I'm in no hurry to return.

[JamesDakota]

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Any perfect london massage pros out here who can help me with some insights on Christina? I am tempted to book but wondering if its just a cute face with no real extras on offer?

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[jayper]

Any perfect london massage pros out here who can help me with some insights on Christina? I am tempted to book but wondering if its just a cute face with no real extras on offer?

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She used to be on the mindmassage.co.uk roster (which now seems defunct). All I know is that she only works from 7:30pm onwards so I've never been able to book her.

[rubandtuguk]

I miss Sakura and Ruby. Jennie too. Good times.

[JamesDakota]

She used to be on the mindmassage.co.uk roster (which now seems defunct). All I know is that she only works from 7:30pm onwards so I've never been able to book her.

Yes you’re right. I have been told she only starts at 7pm at the earliest.
I booked her yesterday for 8pm but was told around 7pm that she couldn’t do it because the travel time was 90mins (then why tf she accepted booking in the first place?). Anyway didn’t happen which was a shame!

[Fuzzyduck]

Yes you’re right. I have been told she only starts at 7pm at the earliest.
I booked her yesterday for 8pm but was told around 7pm that she couldn’t do it because the travel time was 90mins (then why tf she accepted booking in the first place?). Anyway didn’t happen which was a shame!

Or perhaps she bumped you for a regular or a more convenient booking.

[JamesDakota]

Or perhaps she bumped you for a regular or a more convenient booking.

Perhaps! I am determined to book again at some point as she looks tempting to me. Somehow my gut feel is she doesn’t offer much (probably HJ at max) but its the WSWS that is keeping me interested…

[GmxJim]

Visited "Let's Relax Massage" in Acton recently. A street over from Morrisons, not exactly discreet. This place has been reviewed several times over the years, garnering middling reviews of 40+ year old masseuses. My experience matches this.

Saw a lady calling herself Kiki, she is at least 40 but if told she was in her 60s I wouldn't be overly surprised. Handed over £50 for the hour and was left for what felt like a long time to undress. She returned eventually, ridiculously overdressed in a canary yellow dress and matching jacket. Was offered a shower in the small cubicle in the treatment room. The massage itself was fairly pleasant but slightly amateurish Thai style kneading, cracking and pulling. This verged on being quite nice and relaxing, but slightly hampered by one of Acton's local nutters screaming incoherent abuse in the street a few feet away. Offered B2B on the flip but opted for HE at £30 instead, I closed my eyes and imagined somebody younger and sexier and eventually popped. Another shower offered, checking my watch after I got more or less the full hour. I'm in no hurry to return.

Haven't been there for years, was always one of my go to places as it was local and most of the girls although older were ok.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

I rarely punt these days but I do, occasionally, get the urge so I popped into the Chinese place on Pound Lane Epsom for the first time in over a year.

asianorientalchinesemassageinepsom.co.uk

They don't seem to advertise on Gumtree anymore and the phone numbers are different so I was hoping a new crew had taken it over and face lifted the place. Nope, same dingy set up as before. Same fairy lights and the bamboo pipe/flute music has not changed in, I think, over 7 years.

I saw Rose who I had seen before. About 5 foot tall, slim, late 30's probably, medium pert boobs with responsive nipples. Trimmed bush.

Rose gives a good massage and seems to know what she is doing massage wise. Not just moving oil around and kneading.

£45 for an hour and £50 for b2b. Totally nude and got on top for a little while.

I never got the £5 change from the £50 I paid on entry either.

[Mattygibbsy]

Are there actually any discreet ish massage parlours in Soho? 😂. Going into a shop where loads are about I’ve never found comfortable. Although I end up going in. But please tell me any shops that are a bit more discreet around Soho

[PumpDump]

Are there actually any discreet ish massage parlours in Soho? 😂. Going into a shop where loads are about I’ve never found comfortable. Although I end up going in. But please tell me any shops that are a bit more discreet around Soho

Roseberry massage is on a back street, not too many people around.